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2009 Free Agency: Toronto Maple Leafs Sign Francois Beauchemin

Yesterday Brian Burke and the Toronto Maple Leafs continued his assault on unrestricted free agent defencemen by signing sought-after Francois Beauchemin to a three year, $11.4M contract. What does Beauchemin bring to the table? Aside from being one of the most likely players to snuff out the Lollipop Guild he brings one bionic knee (worked pretty well for Antropov) and some pretty good defensive numbers. Behind the Net is the source of these numbers and you can definitely dig through the pile for some interesting figures. I've used the 2007-2008 season as a comparison because it was the last complete season that Beauchemin played:

But what do numbers really tell us? A lot? Yeah, as much as luddites and sportswriters might want to suggest that they have no place in sports they do provide at least one angle. Of course, there's something to be said for allying statistical analysis with dispassionate observation. That's why I asked the awesomely named Earl Sleek from the Battle of California to provide some background on Beauchemin. After the jump because he has a lot to say.

Star-divide

Here's Earl Sleek's take on Beauchemin (for what it's worth keep in mind that he also took RudyKelly on as a contributor):

Mostly, I refer to Beauchemin as "Frenchie", even though I've heard he despises that name -- I'm sort of a jerk about stuff like that.  He's been fantastic for the Ducks, of course, but for a lot of his Anaheim tenure it was with Scotty Niedermayer at his back, which enhanced his abilities somewhat.  I estimate that over the course of his Anaheim career, Frenchie had to go back and retrieve 1,000 fewer pucks than he would have had to with a normal-speed defensive partner, and it is worth noting that Beauchemin's scoring rates during Niedermayer's "retirement" were terrible.  Also is the matter of Frenchie's historical salary -- he was the steal of the century at half-a-million bucks when Burke got him in the Fedorov trade, and even at his next conract, $1.65M was a steal. 
 
I'm not exactly sure how he'll fare in Toronto's system -- really, it's tough to translate how he did on a Niedermayer-and-Pronger blueline to how he'll do on a blueline without either.  But as a depth guy (2nd pairing, 2nd PP, 2nd PK) with somebody watching his back -- Frenchie is fantastic.  He can shoot decently, hit just fine -- other than possibly footspeed, there's no glaring weakness in his game.  He's tough, too (only misssed one game when he broke his jaw in the '07 playoffs, and like Forsberg, is playing without a spleen). 

And I'll let you in on a little secret.  You may hardly ever get to see it, but Frenchie is quite a surprisingly awesome fighter.  He normally leaves that stuff to his teammates, but on the odd occasion when he does drop the gloves, watch out.  Nobody seems prepared for how fast his punches land -- in the 2006 playoffs, he pummelled Jarome Iginla, and Iggy wasn't the same in the series afterwards.  Last playoffs he broke Kopecky's face, and Kopecky wasn't even in the series after that. 
 
The Ducks will certainly miss Beauchemin's minutes -- he ate a ton of them -- but we're tightening our belts, and Frenchie is certainly welcome to earn his raise elsewhere.  You guys will probably enjoy him (unless you're a Francophobe), but I do have to note that in less than the span of a season, Toronto has nabbed Brian Burke, Dave Nonis, Francois Allaire, Brad May, and Francois Beauchemin from the Ducks.
 
When can we start talking about that inevitable J.S. Giguere trade?  :)

You can get a sense of what Burke saw in Beauchemin during the second half of his press conference from today that can be found below. He notes that he thinks that Francois can move the puck on his own although if Kaberle is still around I am guessing that they'll be pair together since that's the closest to Niedermayer the Leafs have on their roster. 

And here's the demoliton of Kopecky:

I think that Beauchemin will fit in just fine with the Burkian Leafs.

Poll
What should Beauchemin's official community nickname be?
Frenchie (Earl Sleek)
31 votes
Happy Trails (Junior)
58 votes
The Usher ( I needed three options)
20 votes
Not Durno (DGB)
120 votes

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Of course with Kaberle putting one-timers on a platter for him…

Dare to dream.

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by eyebleaf on Jul 7, 2009 6:15 PM EDT reply actions  

cross ice passes like you wouldn’t believe! Save the Kaberle!

Mee-Mee-Meep Meep Go Leafs Go Meep Meep! MEEP!!!

by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 7, 2009 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beauchemin is used to dealing with the fallout from truculence.

That’s gotta be up there with the best GM catch phrases in the last decade.

I can’t look away.

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by Mr. Plank on Jul 7, 2009 6:17 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I think Beauchemin’s nickname should be the phonetic anglophone pronounciation of it. This will be the first step to getting that dirty hab stink off of him.

by lordosis on Jul 7, 2009 6:21 PM EDT reply actions  

or we could translate it… handsome street? is that right

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Jul 7, 2009 6:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

see below…good path…

Mee-Mee-Meep Meep Go Leafs Go Meep Meep! MEEP!!!

by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 7, 2009 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Happy Trails is just a classic Anglo punch to all those Habs fans from la belle province. Every hit this season and beyond is a HTMF!

Mee-Mee-Meep Meep Go Leafs Go Meep Meep! MEEP!!!

by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 7, 2009 6:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Happy Trails

I missed the creation of this one.

Someone ’splain plz?

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by Archimedies on Jul 7, 2009 6:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Beau = Good
Chemin = Road, path, trial

Hence Happy Trails

I bounced it off my francophone GF (no, she’s not a Habs fan) and she says it works approximately and is relatively clever…so kudos to Junior!

Mee-Mee-Meep Meep Go Leafs Go Meep Meep! MEEP!!!

by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 7, 2009 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm

Beau CAN be good but it’s primary meaning is still handsome….

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by Karina on Jul 7, 2009 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

handsom street?
that happens to be where I live

aaaaaalll riiiiiiiight

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 7, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

wait, its meaning depends on the word it’s being applied to….. BTD is right in this case.

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by Karina on Jul 7, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sold

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by Archimedies on Jul 7, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

"One Punch"

judging by Beauchemin’s fighting prowess, I believe “One Punch” is the appropriate nickname here.

by Johnny Bower's Pokecheck on Jul 7, 2009 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Welcome

Thanks for joining.

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by PPP on Jul 7, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can we not just refer to our D-men collectively as ‘Frankie and the Bitch Chokers’?

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by article1 on Jul 7, 2009 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

ohmigoodness

I like this one.

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by Karina on Jul 7, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

featuring cool hand luke, he dont play by anyones rules

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 7, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

They’re a reincarnation of Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons, but they’re back and they’re pissed. Their first album includes the instant classics:
1. Boys, Let’s Put Their Lights Out.
2. Somebody Else Took Her Home (and now he’s going to die).
3. I Go Ape (on the Lollipop Guild).
4. Walk Like A (Man) Bad-Ass GQMF.
5. Rag Doll (Kovalev’s Future).
6. Big Man In Town
7. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus (so I put that fucker through the living room wall).
8. (Beating the crap out of) The Good Ship Lollipop.
9. You’ve Got Your Troubles (And It’s Us).
10. (You’re Gonna) Hurt Yourself Trying to Cross Our Blueline.
11. Poor Fool ( a dedication to the Sens).

"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09

by kidkawartha on Jul 7, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Not Durno"

I thought it was a no brainer?

by Hungry Leafs Fan on Jul 7, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Welcome

Thanks for joining.

I knew I forgot an option…

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by PPP on Jul 7, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

so many

newbies lately! This is awesome!

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Jul 7, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Definitely

So far every one fits in too. This makes things much easier for me and more enjoyable for everyone.

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by PPP on Jul 7, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

We are all Leaf fans

It’s all love!!

The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
Truculence FTW

by leafer1984 on Jul 7, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

there you are

I have a question for you in CC!

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by Karina on Jul 7, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I replied!

The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
Truculence FTW

by leafer1984 on Jul 7, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Full power to the troll filters, Scotty!
I’m giving her all she’s got, Captain!

"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09

by kidkawartha on Jul 7, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

The excitement is contagious! Actually, I’ve been lurking here for some time now but only decided to make an account today. Looking forward to staying active and PLAYOFFS!!!1

by Hungry Leafs Fan on Jul 7, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plus, Hungry has a great profile pic.

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by kidkawartha on Jul 7, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

600

I think that you are the site’s 600 member. Wow.

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by PPP on Jul 7, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

600!!!

WOW!!!

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by leafer1984 on Jul 7, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

over 250,000 comments and over 1Million page views.

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by PPP on Jul 7, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

We rule. End of story

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jul 7, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

We RULE!!

The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
Truculence FTW

by leafer1984 on Jul 7, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

reply fail! ;)

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jul 7, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

ACTUALLY GOOD SIR!!
I meant to reply to PPP!!

The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
Truculence FTW

by leafer1984 on Jul 7, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good? Sir???

Wow, did you get that wrong…

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jul 8, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m more of a ‘Shut up, man!’ kind of guy. Feel free to use that

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jul 8, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I found that this site and its members run shit around these here interwebs. That’s why I joined!

Being a Leaf fan here requires one to be sufficiently lubricated... and truculent!

by stucky on Jul 7, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

we are taking over the world!

Mee-Mee-Meep Meep Go Leafs Go Meep Meep! MEEP!!!

by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 7, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does he/she get a prize?

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by furcifer on Jul 8, 2009 9:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s the privilege of shining Wendel’s shoes and cleaning his toilet for a month.

"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09

by kidkawartha on Jul 8, 2009 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Truculence for the win!!!

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by article1 on Jul 7, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Isn’t “The Usher” going to be Raycroft’s nickname in Vancouver? Or are job titles not considered nicknames?

by lordosis on Jul 7, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Love how he disses Berger. “Well, thanks Howard.”

Then all the other media laughs while HB tries to finish his question.

Like his Burkiness needs your approval, dickwad.

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jul 7, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

You can tell everyone in the media thinks he’s a d-bag.

Kind of like how every other sportscaster wants to kill Pierre McGuire.

by Jo4nny on Jul 8, 2009 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I want to change my vote to “Not Durno”.

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by Chemmy on Jul 7, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

don’t you run this place?

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by Karina on Jul 7, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

+ 1. Well played.

And if you delete your cookie I believe that you can vote again.

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by PPP on Jul 7, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, that Sleek is one sharp cookie.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jul 7, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

If that's true...

How come his signature isn’t a link?

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by PPP on Jul 7, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

signature links is tricky business!

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I vote for “The Usher”, can I be cool and pronounce it “The Ursher”?

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by Down Goes Brown on Jul 7, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Only if you promise to do a remix…. and write more on your blog

by PassivelyTruculent on Jul 7, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welcome

Belatedly. Thanks for joining.

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by PPP on Jul 10, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT DGB

My Mom is going to be really disappointed if “Happy Trails” loses out to “Not Durno” in this here votinating competition!

So, you’ve got that on your shoulders, mister!

jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog

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by jrwendelman on Jul 7, 2009 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

This’ll mark the date when DGB started using his powers for evil.

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by PPP on Jul 8, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

DGB nicknames

If some player with a horribly impossible to type name ends up on the Leafs’ roster, can “CTRL-V” be appropriated to him?

by McCabe the Martyr on Jul 8, 2009 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Perhaps, but MSP, MPS, MAGNUS, Svensson’s his Paajarvi, etc. will always be known as CTRL-V to me.

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by bkblades on Jul 8, 2009 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Welcome

Thanks for joining.

Also, only if they have at least two umlauts in their name.

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by PPP on Jul 8, 2009 8:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I sense some cookie tampering has been done to get Not Durno so many votes. Looks in Chemmy’s direction…

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by SkinnyFish on Jul 8, 2009 9:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I demand a recount! Hanging chads! Florida ’n such! DEMOCRACY MUST NOT BE SUBVERTED!!!

jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog

"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)

by jrwendelman on Jul 8, 2009 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jeez, I thought only filthy Habs rigged votes.

"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09

by kidkawartha on Jul 8, 2009 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Happy Trails>>>>>Not Durno

Being a Leaf fan here requires one to be sufficiently lubricated... and truculent!

by stucky on Jul 8, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would like to suggest Freight Train Franny, or FTF for short.

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 8, 2009 8:52 AM EDT reply actions  

Given the seriously negative connotations of Freight Train, along with Beauchemin’s supposed already annoyance with anglicized nicknames (see Frenchy), I’m thinking Happy Trails will kill you in your sleep for that one.

"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09

by kidkawartha on Jul 8, 2009 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

A large alcoholic man who loves to drink Kharkov. You will find this mysterious creature on the futon in his room. He is usually watching star trek or scrubs. If you are lucky you will be able to spot him migrating from the room to the bathroom. When in the bathroom you can hear the furious roars coming out of his ass from all the way down the hall. When he needs some lovin he looks to 27 year old hood rats. BEWARE!!! If you catch him in a drunken stooper he will most likely be covered in pretzels and will pass out when you least expect it. If he does pass out in front of you kick him in the nuts(they will most likely be exposed) then pretend to call the cops.

Are we sure that Happy Trails doesn’t like Scrubs and pretzels?

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by SkinnyFish on Jul 8, 2009 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

well who doesnt like scrubs and pretzels?

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 8, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wear scrubs to bed. And no, scrubs is not code for a girl who frequents Sin City in Peterborough, although, now that I think of it, it should be. At any rate, that type of girl probably eats pretzels in bed. Along with wings, chocolate cake and cheap crack.

"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09

by kidkawartha on Jul 8, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

its also a wicked funny show

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 8, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I find it somewhat funny, JfL. But I would literally cut off my left hand for a date with Ms. Pompeo. Rowr.

"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09

by kidkawartha on Jul 8, 2009 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

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