Gratuitous Amounts of Energy.

...WITH ALL NEW FLAVORS LIKE KOMIKAZI!!!1, HAPPY TRAILS, MONSTER, XLB, TRUCULENCE WITH REAL ORR! SOUND THE ALARM BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC. HOCKEY, YOU'LL BE GOOD AT HOCKEY....THESE AREN'T YOUR DAD'S LEAFS...THESE ARE YOUR LEAFS..BABIES, YOU'LL HAVE 400 SCHENN BABIES!


 

Onto the esteemed links of the family, shall we? This is your Monster(!!!1) Roundup. Of sorts;

If I missed something crucial, drop it in the comments. It will be remedied at some point. Probably when you are eating lunch. Use the fun new Retweet feature.

Lunchtime Update;

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