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I must be at work really early if I am the first one in the CC

The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
Truculence FTW

by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 8:35 AM EDT reply actions  

The all-new and improved CC

A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.

by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 8:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think people are confused that’s why it is quiet

The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 8:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's only going to get confusing

when the overflow and uberflow are not there later today.

A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.

by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 8:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm around

just don’t feel like talking

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
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by Winkle on Aug 12, 2009 9:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

All new and Improved?

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by Zachary Zielonka on Aug 12, 2009 9:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

eh

no, just busy

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
GRABBO TIGHT KOMIKAZI CUZ WE'RE EXELERATING INTO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!11

by Winkle on Aug 12, 2009 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

baaaaaah

everyone around me is so noisy

time to put mah headphones on and drown out the rest of the office

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
GRABBO TIGHT KOMIKAZI CUZ WE'RE EXELERATING INTO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!11

by Winkle on Aug 12, 2009 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like the first period second period third period thing. Go with it.

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by Chemmy on Aug 12, 2009 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just as long as there’s no shoot outs?

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 12, 2009 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

NO Shootouts!

A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.

by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

If we get past OT can we have a Wendel Time and Schenn Time?

by Shield on Aug 12, 2009 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

DOUBLE OT

ONE COMMENT COULD WIN THE CUP

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by Chemmy on Aug 12, 2009 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

It was decided by the higher ups that Wendel Flow should only be saved for special occasions. What those are is not clear right now.

A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.

by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I still think the possibility of winning a hot date with a side of Leaf tickets deserves a Wendelflow.

by Clawson on Aug 12, 2009 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha glad to see you’re still putting in the effort!

by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

pfft

I’m going to go with being aloof. I heard that works.

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by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

GREAT IDEA

I’m going with being a bad boy.

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by PPP on Aug 12, 2009 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

I guess I’ll take the opposite route.

Hey EastLoop. How’s my favourite girl doing? If you’re free for lunch, I know a great seafood restaurant. Hope you have a great day, cupcake.

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 12, 2009 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like your use of subtle insults.

A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.

by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

are you going to take me out to a nice seafood dinner then never call me again?

by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s a lunch and of course I’ll call you. I need to know when to pick you up for the Leafs game, right?

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 12, 2009 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

How could I not put in the effort?

by Clawson on Aug 12, 2009 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Free Madden 10

I’m trying to think of a downside of signing up for this

A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.

by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 9:20 AM EDT reply actions  

If you don’t like Sports Illustrated that could be about the only thing I would see wrong with it

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by Zachary Zielonka on Aug 12, 2009 9:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

It doesn’t have enough hockey news (try none at all) but it’s a decent rag and for free Madden you can’t reallly go wrong.

A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.

by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 9:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s more like free SI for buying Madden.

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by PPP on Aug 12, 2009 9:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I had a couple friends who worked at EA in BC so I got NHL 09 and Madden 09 for the employee price (at cost) of $20 each. Unfortunately they both got let go during the height of the economic crisis. I used to play Madden all the time but with how good NHL 09 was I don’t think Madden got more than a couple plays.

A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.

by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

I got Sports Illustrated for free for three years on the internet.

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by Chemmy on Aug 12, 2009 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

A downside could be not getting it.

I signed up for one of those SI promos before. I believe it was an NFL team jacket. All I had to do was send in their form and stick on the team I wanted and they would send me a jacket and my mags.

Well, I got the magazines but never got the jacket. I never did call to complain about it because I didn’t care to wear a jacket that said Sports Illustrated on it anyway.

It also kind of sickens me that SI has about the same amount of hockey coverage as they do horse racing. They didn’t even have the Stanley Cup champs on the cover during the year I subscribed. Matter of fact, I don’t even recall it being mentioned. Though is anybody really surprised?

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 12, 2009 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

there are

ample ways to get video games for cheap… ample

especially for a huge title as Madden… RFD FTW

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by Winkle on Aug 12, 2009 9:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

that’s how TSM found this deal.

A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.

by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Do you have to frequent their forums for people selling it?

I’m not sure if I’ll be purchasing Madden though. 09 was a bit of a let down. I haven’t enjoyed a Madden since 05 actually.

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 12, 2009 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

nah

you just need an account

I like to hang around their boards, caught a few good deals that way

Also like to discuss photography and DSLR camera stuff there too, its seriously put a dent on my CC-presence

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
GRABBO TIGHT KOMIKAZI CUZ WE'RE EXELERATING INTO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!11

by Winkle on Aug 12, 2009 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

I PRESENT TO YOU THE NEWEST MEMBER OF THE BARILKOSPHERE:

WENDEL BARK

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by Chemmy on Aug 12, 2009 9:43 AM EDT reply actions  

He's cute

But why is he so angry?

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by PPP on Aug 12, 2009 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Because you said he was a stupid dog yesterday.

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by Chemmy on Aug 12, 2009 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Liar

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by PPP on Aug 12, 2009 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Welcome to the family, Wendel.

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 12, 2009 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

True to his namesake he punched all the blood out of a number of dog toys this morning.

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by Chemmy on Aug 12, 2009 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hope you caught it on video. I’ll be expecting an All Heart 2 within a year

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 12, 2009 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nice

Are you getting dog-sized sports jerseys for it?

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes when I find a good one.

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by Chemmy on Aug 12, 2009 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I suggest a Patriots jersey.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

ANIMAL ABUSE

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

CALL PETA!!

The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
Truculence FTW

by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

mmm

pita

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Stalk me here...

by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

If the Vikings weren’t my secondary team, I’d have mean things to say regarding rumors of Vick to Vikings.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

All we are sayin’…is give Vick a chance!

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by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, really. Fuck that guy.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

sure, ill give him a chance, a one second head start after he’s been dipped in beef broth while 20 very hungry Irish wolfhounds are sent after him

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

only irish wolfhounds?

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

throw in some dachshunds for embarrassment sake

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good Wendel Bark! Good dog!

Being a Leaf fan here requires one to be sufficiently lubricated... and truculent!

by stucky on Aug 12, 2009 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wendel Bark

 is just adorable. I want to hug him and squeeze him and love him forever.

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by Mabel on Aug 12, 2009 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

i am stealing him tonight, under the cover of darkness

by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

He already hates Boston College.

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by Chemmy on Aug 12, 2009 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

too bad. i’m already planning on getting him suited up

http://www.sportydog.com/ncaa-boston-college.html

by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

CHEMMY!

I hear you are a computer guy as well, do you Active Directory at all?

The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
Truculence FTW

by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 10:04 AM EDT reply actions  

do you know

The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
Truculence FTW

by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know what AD is in theory. I don’t know anything about using it or working with it or setting it up.

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by Chemmy on Aug 12, 2009 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

what

I’m like the exact opposite of a computer guy.

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by Chemmy on Aug 12, 2009 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh sorry. I thought I read somewhere you were.
My apologies

The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
Truculence FTW

by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

No I hate computers.

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by Chemmy on Aug 12, 2009 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought you love your MAC?

The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
Truculence FTW

by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes because I don’t have to fuck with it. I turn it on and it works and it stays fast without any fiddling.

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by Chemmy on Aug 12, 2009 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yup, and Linux is the opposite which requires massive tweaking to get to work properly and optimally, I can see that being fun though if I had more time and patience. Windows is kinda in the middle but it just doesn’t work, period.

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by Winkle on Aug 12, 2009 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Linux works sorta ok. Still not sure how to reliably install stuff on it. shrug

I might try and get Boxee up on Ubuntu on my HTPC.

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by Chemmy on Aug 12, 2009 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I tried Fedora for a bit but realize that Creative hates Linux and refused to release any drivers or support for their Soundblaster X-Fi cards… I managed to get dual monitor support going and everything working BUT I had no sound… pissed me off

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
GRABBO TIGHT KOMIKAZI CUZ WE'RE EXELERATING INTO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!11

by Winkle on Aug 12, 2009 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ubuntu

Is a fuckin beast.

The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
Truculence FTW

by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

morning!

see you all sometime at lunch… I’m off to work!

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 10:16 AM EDT reply actions  

I bet we’ll see you before lunch.

Have fun!

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 12, 2009 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nice

You in the GTA? where do you play?

The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
Truculence FTW

by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Indian Wells in Burlington, men’s night every wednesday = extra $8 for the draw for prizes.

by Shield on Aug 12, 2009 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

ahhh

Burlington too far for me.
I like to play in Kleinburg

The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
Truculence FTW

by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

ooooh

The National is there right? def too far to go to Burlington though, especially in rush hour.

by Shield on Aug 12, 2009 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

The National is in Woodbridge, I have never played there tho. Kleinburg has… kleingburg Golf Club

The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh okay but the National is close right? I’ve never played there either, though one of our suppliers gives their people memberships, so a lot of my coworkers get to play there often… jerks.

by Shield on Aug 12, 2009 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Umm I dunno if you know woodbridge at all but, Pine Valley just north of Highway 7

The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nope, never heard of it, I’ve only been through woodbridge once or twice.

by Shield on Aug 12, 2009 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ahhh. Alright

The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
Truculence FTW

by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Played

at Deerfield last year

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by Winkle on Aug 12, 2009 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

I haven’t played there, its right on the Oakville/Burlington border ya? Is it nice?

I generally stick to Indian Wells now, my younger brother has been working in the pro shop for a few years and I usually play free. PERKS!!1

by Shield on Aug 12, 2009 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

The border? It’s about as nice as the Afghani-Pakistan border.

A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.

by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Its a pretty

good course, problem was it rained like cats and dogs for 3 days straight before we went so they wouldn’t let us take the carts on it on the grounds that the grounds are too wet and soft… and the way we played was REAL hot and humid… lugging around a set of clubs, even on the trolleys is exhausting when it sinks into the ground and you’re dragging it through very sloshy grounds… worst part was, their drinks cart couldn’t do the rounds because they couldn’t veer off the paved paths (of which there was little) so we didn’t run into it until the 15th or 16th hole and we were all dead by that point

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by Winkle on Aug 12, 2009 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

When drink carts aren’t timely I call the clubhouse and tell them to bring us out drinks. There’s no excuse for not having the drink cart come around.

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by PPP on Aug 12, 2009 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I played Copper Creek and didn’t see a drink cart til the 15th hole

The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Always have the clubhouse’s number.

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by PPP on Aug 12, 2009 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

I played with 2 employees so wasn’t gonna say anything.
I can’t afford to play Copper Creek and regular price!

The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
Truculence FTW

by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

yea

and they had overbooked that day or something too because they had to cancel all their appointments for 3 days before hand so they were really rushing us through the course, the marshall warned us like twice even though our group of 4 was like blitzing through the course and when we stopped for lunch after the first 9 they told us to eat while playing and not stop…

was not too impressed…

I would say the course is good but I guess we ended up playing under very bad circumstances

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by Winkle on Aug 12, 2009 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hate cart path only, it was like the when I played two weeks ago.

I never have that problem with the drink carts at the Wells, since my brother is an employee and ensures the girls come to us at least every 3 holes. They know where to make the money.

by Shield on Aug 12, 2009 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

And the group behind us was VERY VERY rude… I mean really rude…they were nipping on our heels the whole time, we had to duck more then a few times because they were hitting their shots right over our heads, and they TWICE accused of picking up their balls when they couldn’t find them, which we never did

for fuck’s sake we even offered to let them play through but they refused… morons

they were dressed like real douche bags too, a bunch of early 30 somethings all wearing expensive polos, shades and ball caps, with bloody golfing gloves and overpriced sets of clubs

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by Winkle on Aug 12, 2009 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have a trick for people like that, it involves over shooting the green and blasting the ball back at them with a 3 wood

every hole until they fuck off

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

What jerkoffs, I hate when Clublink wannabes go and play at more laid-back courses, its one thing to think you are the shit, but to refuse to play through and accuse people of stealing thier balls, you should have told the marshal.

by Shield on Aug 12, 2009 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hate club link courses.

The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
Truculence FTW

by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I love them.

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by PPP on Aug 12, 2009 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Do you have a CL membership?

The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

My cousins do so I play every once in a blue moon.

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by PPP on Aug 12, 2009 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

ahhh

That is why you like them.

The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
Truculence FTW

by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve only had good experiences on them.

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by PPP on Aug 12, 2009 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

I guess working at golf courses has spoiled me

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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

When douchebags hit the ball near me without yelling “fore” I plug their balls.

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by PPP on Aug 12, 2009 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

i steal their balls, they usually use the good ones

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm
Pension Plan Puppers Golf Game????

The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
Truculence FTW

by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Puppets even

The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
Truculence FTW

by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

I call driving a cart!

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hate driving the cart, I prefer to feel like someone important and order whoever I’m with around.

by Shield on Aug 12, 2009 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

DEAL!

driving the cart is the only reason i go to a golf course

by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

wooo, we can race!

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

DEAL!

Sweet, so I let you drive the cart and you take me to a Leaf game in your fancy seats.

(you already said “DEAL!” so there’s no going back)

by Shield on Aug 12, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s cool. All yours

The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

The power-supply

on my desktop magically kicked the bucket the other night and my desk top no longer powers on at all… even though it was working perfectly fine the night before

boo-urns… guess I’m going to cannibalize that thing for parts because I don’t have any money to even replace the power supply

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by Winkle on Aug 12, 2009 10:24 AM EDT reply actions  

Power supplies are relatively cheap. You can get one for like $50-$60

The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
Truculence FTW

by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've already

committed my entire budget for the next 4 months

I’m not buying anything unless I need to, screw the desktop, all my precious files are preserved on the HDD anyway

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
GRABBO TIGHT KOMIKAZI CUZ WE'RE EXELERATING INTO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!11

by Winkle on Aug 12, 2009 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

True enough.
What kind of PC is it?

The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

its

2.5 years old, it was already coming to the end of its gaming life anyway

Dual core Athlon 64 bit… I think like 2.2GHz, 2GB DDR2 RAM, 2xNvidia GeForce 8600 SLi etc.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
GRABBO TIGHT KOMIKAZI CUZ WE'RE EXELERATING INTO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!11

by Winkle on Aug 12, 2009 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

leafer1984 at gmail dot com
Tell me how much you want for it

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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

So Leafer what kind of late night reading material do you prefer?

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by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

?

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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

in your e-mail…

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by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing from you.
I want a price from Winkle.

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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well it wouldn’t be from me per se…
SPAM is fun!

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by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

eh

I wasn’t thinking of selling it and I don’t remember how much I paid for it originally… I was gonna cannibalize it and maybe use the parts to upgrade the other like 6 desktops at my house… we’ll see…

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by Winkle on Aug 12, 2009 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, if you want to, make me an offer.

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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll see, its an idea, I am in desperate need for cash, I need to take an inventory of what I got

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by Winkle on Aug 12, 2009 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Favour Request

Please vote for a former co-worker and hottie mom in this competition to get her a cash prize that’ll help her small business cope with her upcoming second child.

Vote Here

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by PPP on Aug 12, 2009 10:40 AM EDT reply actions  

hmmm…I’d like to see her photo to verify this “hottie mom” comment

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by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve already placed my vote but a pic would be reassurance that I indeed did vote for a hottie mom.

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 12, 2009 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t have any pictures but it won’t do her justice. You’ll have to trust me. She is Italian but one of the ones that never gains weight despite having kids.

Work productivity has gone up since she left :(

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by PPP on Aug 12, 2009 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

So workout effectiveness would increase at any gym she goes to?

by Shield on Aug 12, 2009 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

By a 100 fold.

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by PPP on Aug 12, 2009 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

She is Italian

No wonder she is a hottie mom

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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m fully behind this. Italians are hot.

Well, the ones that never gains weight despite having kids.

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 12, 2009 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

but

they’re so annoying

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by Winkle on Aug 12, 2009 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry? What was that?

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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

She’s Italian eh? Well that’s all you had to say to get Leafer’s vote.

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by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I voted before he said that…

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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know how to push everyone’s buttons ;)

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by PPP on Aug 12, 2009 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Done!

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by stucky on Aug 12, 2009 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

That describes you to a tee!!

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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty much sums up every single person’s life.

by Clawson on Aug 12, 2009 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also everyone who has a job.

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by stucky on Aug 12, 2009 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

and parents

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

woot

my band is playing near here all weekend. so, you can guess where i’ll be spending my Saturday and Sunday…

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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 10:48 AM EDT reply actions  

Jerkstore
You guys should cover some Beck
=oP

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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes...

Nickelback RAWKS!!!!1

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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

…I’m gonna go vomit.

by Clawson on Aug 12, 2009 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

go flyers!

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

You need to

How can you say that? Don’t you feel disgusted even just saying that?

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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

what? Nickleback is the GREATEST band in the history of music.!!!

I’ve said it 1000 times. Chad Kroeger is a musical genius on par with Beethoven and Jaco Pastorius….

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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

THEY’RE SO GR8!

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by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I KNOW!!!!1

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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

If it wasn’t for The Jonas Brothers, Nickelback would be the next Beatles

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 12, 2009 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

doood

The Jonas Brothers are the Stones to Nicklebacks Beatles…

and don’t even get me started on the amazing miss Hannah Montana!!!1

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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

She’s DIVINE!!! Aretha Franklin eat your heart out!

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by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Even though I know blurr is joking…I can know never take anything he says seriously.

by Clawson on Aug 12, 2009 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

But what about Creed??? I hear they’re making a comeback!!!1

/vomit

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by Travis Hair on Aug 12, 2009 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

They Can take me higher anytime.

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by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

are you mocking Creed?

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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would never. Someday they’ll be as great as Nickleback.

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by Travis Hair on Aug 12, 2009 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

one can only hope…

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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s it.
I quit.
PPP is now tainted forever.

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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I need a shower just from reading those comments.

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by stucky on Aug 12, 2009 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Uranium ore here. Get your uranium ore here

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by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 10:50 AM EDT reply actions  

Who sells ore on e-bay?

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by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

"First Period"

Brilliant. Love it.

And Blurr, blast you for posting pictures like that.

And, I must say, it brings tears to my eyes to see just how psycho all of you are and how you’ve all embraced “!!!1”…it’s everywhere…and it’s beautiful.

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PLAYOFFS!!!!1

by eyebleaf on Aug 12, 2009 10:55 AM EDT reply actions  

It’s all for you buddy.

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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

you’re always welcome to come for a visit good sir.

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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

!!!1 is right up there with the invention of the wheel and the discovery of electricity.

My life hasn’t been the same since witnissing its brilliance.

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 12, 2009 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

it started off as a typo between friends. and look at it now, all grown up.

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by eyebleaf on Aug 12, 2009 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

My one friend and I always used to do !!!!11one, for extra emphasis

by Shield on Aug 12, 2009 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

PLAYOFFS!!!!11one

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by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Chemmy can turn that into Wendel Bark’s new bowl.

by Clawson on Aug 12, 2009 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

They do have

a dog jersey !

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by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Chemmy

would prolly rather jump off a cliff than have NYY paraphernalia in his house

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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

yup, working midnights is just as much fun as i remember

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 11:07 AM EDT reply actions  

So they did call you in. That sucks.

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by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

And with that i’m out for 7 hours of Math materials training. Yay! Check you all later. Chemmy, SkinnyFish, you going to get fragged later.

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by Travis Hair on Aug 12, 2009 11:09 AM EDT reply actions  

I’d have to agree with your job title.

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PLAYOFFS!!!!1

by eyebleaf on Aug 12, 2009 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

VISTAPRINT!!!1

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure! (or Twitter.) GO BRUINS! (and Wild!)

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not bad but I like this one better.

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 12, 2009 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

I loved Arrested Development (I have the DVDs) until my roommate at the time (who I dislike) started watching it and talking about it all the time. Friggin ruined everything.

by Shield on Aug 12, 2009 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I see one blatant lie already

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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also, what kind of late night calls do you like Furcifer?

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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

From sexy ladies!

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by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Spend the money and do this:

http://creativebits.org/files/126895462_d86b4b5425.jpg

Simple card with gold gilded edges.

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by Chemmy on Aug 12, 2009 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lot of dead white space, the blue border hides your name.

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by Chemmy on Aug 12, 2009 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

Name in the middle but the title works.

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by PPP on Aug 12, 2009 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

You have to pay more to shift the things around. I’ll check alternate designs.

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by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

needs more cowbell

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

No fucking way

Getting that card will get you killed.

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by PPP on Aug 12, 2009 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

You are all kinds of awesome.
However, this one is epic

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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

is that bone? raised lettering?

by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHHAHAAH

TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU FUCKING BASTARD!

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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

have you read the book??

by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

No

I was actually thinking about reading it tho once I heard it was made from one.
Have you?

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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

the book is fantastic, and if you thought the movie was off-colour (but still awesome), the book is about 10000000 times that

like a part with nails, cheese, a hungry sewer rat and a girl.

by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

NOT THE RAT!

I am impressed that you read it though.

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by PPP on Aug 12, 2009 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

got me through 4 days of drivers ed when i was 17!

by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

I enjoy things like that.
Ever read a Chuck Palahniuk book? Amazing!

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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

i’ll check it out

i’m still waiting for my cousin to give me his copy of the tucker max book tho

by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

I suggest starting with his first book, Fight Club! He wrote the book became the movie.
Most of his books are phenomenal

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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I grabbed “Haunted” by Palahniuk in the airport waiting for a flight in December and read it on the beach. A+

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by Chemmy on Aug 12, 2009 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

During public readings, people were fainting during “Guts”

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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice design, I would move the name and title out of the white space though.

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by stucky on Aug 12, 2009 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rick Pitino

So he works for the University of Louisville in Kentucky which is pretty Conservative and he admitted that he paid for an abortion for a mistress.

This can’t end well can it?

“My illegitimate child isn’t walking through that door”

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by PPP on Aug 12, 2009 11:33 AM EDT reply actions  

They’re going to have an abortion on Family Guy next season. I’m interested in what the reaction will be.

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by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

I heard it won’t be broadcasted like that Jewish episode.

by Clawson on Aug 12, 2009 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

There was a Jewish episode?

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by PPP on Aug 12, 2009 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wish Upon A Weinstein.
Watch it, pretty funny

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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Optimus Prime?
You’re Jewish?

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

there’s half of lenny kravitz!

by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well they’re not broadcasting the abortion footage on TV but they do have Peter coming out at the end saying “Yes, Lois had the abortion”, which will anger the pro-lifers nevertheless.

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by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

If she wanted the abortion and asked for it, then I don’t see THAT big of an issue with this.
If he forced her then he is a dick

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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

The only way I can understand forcing her to do it is if she said she was on the pill.

by Clawson on Aug 12, 2009 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Now this whole mess is starting to make some sense.

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by stucky on Aug 12, 2009 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve somehow avoided mosquito bites for the past few years but I got two huge ones on my forearm last night.

Anybody have any good relief remedies?

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 12, 2009 11:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Afterbite

or

lots of scratching

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by PPP on Aug 12, 2009 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dig the whole thing out with a scalpel.

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by Chemmy on Aug 12, 2009 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Note

Chemmy is not a doctor

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by PPP on Aug 12, 2009 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

scratch an X through them with your nail.

it’s entirely psychosomatic, but it works for me

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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve heard that too and just tried it.

It itches even more now!

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 12, 2009 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

ok

don’t do that then…

:(

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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

afterbite is your friend

it also clears the sinuses really well

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Does it go on clear?

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 12, 2009 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

with no after taste

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

You’re all going to hold your hands in some stupid seance.

You’re going to stand up and scream.

You’re going to stand up… and burn an “X” in your head.

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by Chemmy on Aug 12, 2009 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I ♥ Cracked...

The 8 Most Ill Conceived Product Names

WARNING – do not drink anything while reading. oh, and NSFW language.

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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 11:41 AM EDT reply actions  

Skinnyfish

If you are here. That video you linked yesterday about the girl who broke up with her boyfriend who went to Europe was epic and hilarious
THANK YOU!

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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 11:43 AM EDT reply actions  

ohhh i didnt see that!
do you have the link?
and will it make me cry in my emotionally fragile state?

by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Here

No you wont cry, she is a moron.
I still think it is fake tho

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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t.

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by PPP on Aug 12, 2009 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

You don’t?
She couldn’t be that dumb

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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

But she can be that irrational.

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 12, 2009 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

uh…yeah she could.

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by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Then she is HELLA dumb

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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ummm

You might be lucky but I know at least one girl that could be that dumb (less the sleeping with a friend part)…

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by PPP on Aug 12, 2009 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously?
Does she dress herself in the morning?

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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

She shows no outward signs of stupidity but every once in a while…

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by PPP on Aug 12, 2009 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

She has her moments.
Gotcha

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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know a girl who thought her boyfriend who spent the night in a hotel room with his “ex-girlfriend” only went to “keep her company”.

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by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow….

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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh it gets worse. She convinced herself that the next night when they shared a dorm room together that he slept on the La-Z-Boy

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by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s just stupid.

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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I JUST REMEMBERED ONE!

I knew a girl who believed a guy she he said his…“man love” would make her teeth white

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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure if I know a girl that dumb but I do know some psychotic ones (staking outside an ex boyfriend’s house for nights)

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 12, 2009 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

The e-mails seemed pretty realistic to me.

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by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Here’s the original blog post

A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.

by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’ll make you laugh out loud

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by PPP on Aug 12, 2009 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

You don’t need the sound.

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by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

OH yeah. That was great. I already sent it to a bunch of friends.

A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.

by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

CC died

The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
Truculence FTW

by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 12:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Wha happened?

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by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

everyone just stopped talking lol

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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Animated Gifs

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by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was just reading the MBA. Can’t believe I didn’t see it until now

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 12, 2009 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Co-workers

Retarded humans or genius apes?

Discuss.

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by SkinnyFish on Aug 12, 2009 12:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Genius apes for the ugly ones. Retarded humans for the hot ones.

by Clawson on Aug 12, 2009 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Retarded humans

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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Genius apes know sign language. The retarded humans I work with can’t understand questions in simple English.

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by SkinnyFish on Aug 12, 2009 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me- right click
Them – I clicked nothing happened
Me- Did you right click?
Them – Ya nothing happened (in an annoyed voice)
Me- Hold on, I’m coming down
/at their desk, I right click
Them – Ohhhh I pressed the other one

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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

*BAMM!!

*thud

*police sirens

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by SkinnyFish on Aug 12, 2009 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good thing beating up retarded co-workers isn’t a crime.

What?

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by stucky on Aug 12, 2009 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

John Lennon: over-rated or really really fucking over-rated?

by Clawson on Aug 12, 2009 12:38 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

depends…

are you an idiot, or a moron?

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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

FIGHT!!!

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by SkinnyFish on Aug 12, 2009 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Beatles are my second favourite band, don’t get me wrong. But McCartney and Harrison are twice the song-writers that he is.

Or maybe it’s my hate of people always over-valuing something. I can’t stand Wonderwall because I feel like there are better options out there.

by Clawson on Aug 12, 2009 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would agree that I think McCartney is/was the better song writer as evidence by Wings being absolutely fantastic. Harrison though, I give the edge to Lennon. Why does Ringo Starr get no love?

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by SkinnyFish on Aug 12, 2009 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ringo Rules!

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because the songs he sings aren’t very good. Writes? I’d have to do more research.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Octopus Garden is fetch.

by Clawson on Aug 12, 2009 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

True, that’s a good one.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

he wrote that with Harrison…

and it’s easily my least favorite Beatles song.

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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

My least favourite is pretty easy to guess.

by Clawson on Aug 12, 2009 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Octopus Garden is his one good song… but you guys are forgetting his most significant role: Mr. Conductor on Shining Time Station!

by Shield on Aug 12, 2009 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

So… how much pot have you smoked today?

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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

None. I just don’t get all the Lennon love. If he didn’t get shot then people wouldn’t love him nearly as much as they do now.

by Clawson on Aug 12, 2009 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

but everyone would stull hate yoko

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hating Yoko is mandatory towards proving your human.

by Clawson on Aug 12, 2009 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

but horrible

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, how old was Julian then?

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

JULLLLIAANN

Oh…THAT Julian

/skulks away

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by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Many famous figures who die before their time get elevated to mythical status, whether they deserve it or not.

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by stucky on Aug 12, 2009 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

like Jebus.

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by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

oops link fail

A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.

by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Harrison

has produced mountains of crap. His best songwriting was done when in tandem with someone (like his 80s stuff with Jeff Lynne.) In addition, he’s the only one of the three to have been sued for copyright infringement. Neither here nor there, but makes you wonder where all his good ideas come from.

McCartney has also produced mountains of crap. His 80s output is unbearable. his stuff with the Beatles is great, don’t get me wrong, but he’s not nearly as infallible as you’re making him out to be.

Lennon also produced a lot of crap. He also wrote Imagine, Starting Over, Mother (my personal fav,) Cold Turkey, Instant Karma!, Jealous Guy, Grow Old With Me (Great wedding song…)

It’s NEVER a matter of who’s better. It’s more of an argument along the lines of which way you prefer your toilet paper roll to pull. Over the top, or under neath?

Personal preference.

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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

great proprietors of “Throw enough shit at the wall and some of it will stick”
can anyone think of a song writter / band that has produced nothing but good music?

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

bands that exist

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

They existed for a little bit.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know, just being pompus

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

NICKLEBACK!!!1

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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

OVER THE TOP

Under is actually the wrong answer.

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by PPP on Aug 12, 2009 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

correct

this was a test and only PPP passed.

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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

in my place the TP just sits on the back of the toilet, who has time to put it back on the hanger?

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a hanger that’s an open hook so you don’t have to spring it out to reload. So convenient!

Best decision I’ve made in my life

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 12, 2009 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have one of those spring loaded ones from the early 90s, its so goddamned finicky

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I wouldn’t bother reloading it either if that was the case.

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 12, 2009 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I sometimes put those on the hangar at other people’s houses.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

best stallone movie EVAR

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

WRONG!!

To quote the Simpsons:

Toilet paper hung in improper overhand fashion.

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by SkinnyFish on Aug 12, 2009 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hee. You gain so many points for this.

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by Mabel on Aug 12, 2009 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was going to type something but Blurr pretty much covered it here.

Though I do prefer Beatles McCartney over Lennon. Wings McCartney kinda sucked.

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 12, 2009 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wings

has some good stuff. Band On the Run is a great tune. and Mull of Kintyre is kinda fun. Plus, Live and Let Die…

What I like about Wings was that, in hindsight, it shows that McCartney really was the driving force behind the Beatles as a band. He doesn’t get a lot of credit for keeping them together as long as he did after the White album.

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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

live and let die is the greatest bond theme ever!

dododo dododo dodo dododo dodo do do do

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Easily…the last two have been shit.

by Clawson on Aug 12, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Band on the Run is indeed a great song.
There’s only 2 Wings songs I really enjoy, Band on the Run and My Love

I don’t mind Live and Let Die but I’m not a huge fan of it.

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 12, 2009 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

If the second part of BotR was made into a full song it would be the greatest song ever.

by Clawson on Aug 12, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

SECOND!

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by leafer1984 on Aug 12, 2009 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bad comment or worst comment ever ;)

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by PPP on Aug 12, 2009 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like it

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec’d

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Aug 12, 2009 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT?

Animated Gifs

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by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i hated

that book… and still do

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by Winkle on Aug 12, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phony.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

love it

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by eyebleaf on Aug 12, 2009 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heading out for lunch.

See you guys in the second period.

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 12, 2009 1:08 PM EDT reply actions  

So continuing on with The Beatles fun…Across The Universe? Good or bad?

Personally, I thought it was good until Bono popped up and it all went downhill from there.

by Clawson on Aug 12, 2009 1:12 PM EDT reply actions  

The song is great.

Haven’t seen the movie so I can’t really say

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 12, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

loveeeee the movie

come together and a little help from my friends are the best parts

by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just don’t like it after Bono appears. I’ve Just Seen A Face is brilliant though.

by Clawson on Aug 12, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Serenitys out takes are awesome

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 1:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Do they involve Jewel Staite and a wardrobe malfunction perhaps?

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by SkinnyFish on Aug 12, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

sadly no

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

iPhone failings so far:
  1. No flash means I couldn’t get a picture with Barry Melrose.
  2. Album shuffle is not an option accessible through the normal interface.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 1:33 PM EDT reply actions  

No flash for Barry Melrose. well that sucks

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by SkinnyFish on Aug 12, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

my touchscreen Nokia 5800 with FM tuner, MP3 player, GPS, Wi-Fi, bluetooth etc…has a flash.

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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

But can you play civilization on it?

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

or guitar hero

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

prolly

i haven’t downloaded all that many apps for it.

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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

WAT?!

I THOUGHT iPHONES DON’T PHAIL?!?!?!?!?!?!?

MY WORLD HAS BEEN TURNED UPSIDE DOWN FACE ZOMGWTFBBL?!!!!!11

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by Winkle on Aug 12, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

lol rec'd

"Holy crip!! He's a CRAPPLE!!!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Aug 12, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOLY HELL

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey

ML85

how goes it

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by Winkle on Aug 12, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

it goes

gonna be a TouchPro2 pretty soon as well as that sony mp3 player I showed u a few weeks ago

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by MapleLeafs85 on Aug 12, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

niiiice

I’m reading up on the Touch Pro 2 reviews, damn I want it but I won’t have any month for the rest of the year :(

Next year maybe, hopefully they’ll have a good Android phone by then eh?

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by Winkle on Aug 12, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

no joke right

that camera and their little goodies wiped you clean huh? haha

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by MapleLeafs85 on Aug 12, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

i haven’t bought anything yet but I’ve been working out the numbers since yesterday and its just plain ugly… I think I’m going to have to resort to craiglists for a few pieces of equipment to keep costs down (and affordable)

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by Winkle on Aug 12, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH NO

TWO TINY QUIBBLES WITH AN OTHERWISE AWESOME PHONE!!!!

I BETTER RETURN IT RIGHT NOW

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

ZOMG BBQ!!!! SEVER!!!

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by SkinnyFish on Aug 12, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

ROFLCOPTER!!!1

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

ZOMG!!!!1

WE CAN’T STOP YELLING!!!!1

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by stucky on Aug 12, 2009 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I LOVE LAMP!!!1one

by Shield on Aug 12, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Afternoon baseball

FTW

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by eyebleaf on Aug 12, 2009 1:33 PM EDT reply actions  

JAYSSSSS
YANKEESSSS

EASTLOOP FTW!

by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate A.J. Burnett.

And, for some reason, my heart weeps for Vernon Wells.

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by eyebleaf on Aug 12, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Steroids!!!!1

/from a fan who hope not

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by MapleLeafs85 on Aug 12, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s because you are awesome, eye.

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by Mabel on Aug 12, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

He seems like a good guy. Yeah, there’s a pretty fat direct deposit into his bank account every couple of weeks, but I believe that this season is eating him up inside.

I stand by Vernon Wells. Through the good times and the bad.

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by eyebleaf on Aug 12, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

to be fair you stand behind everyone who plays in toronto not named Pogge or Raycroft

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

So...

your Vernon Wells Hatred Advisory System is all an elaborate joke then?

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by stucky on Aug 12, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

It measures the hatred in the city.

It came about b/c everyone I speak to about the Jays, the first thing they do, is bitch about Vernon Wells.

So, the hatred is strong out there. Not from me, but from the fan base.

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by eyebleaf on Aug 12, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like vernon…

by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re a smart lady.

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by eyebleaf on Aug 12, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah

OK I did not know that.

Carry on then.

PLAYOFFS!!!1(?)

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by stucky on Aug 12, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he we’re on the leafs we would call him Vernon Smells

by Shield on Aug 12, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do we need to be fans of baseball to win the date?

by Clawson on Aug 12, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah, but general sports knowledge is a plus

by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

If that’s the case, I have this shit locked up.

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by eyebleaf on Aug 12, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

you and mabel

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I rule. It’s true.

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by Mabel on Aug 12, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I second this motion.

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by eyebleaf on Aug 12, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go Jays!

YANKEES SUCK!
YANKEES SUCK!
YANKEES SUCK!

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

i only hate the red sox because of the ex bf
i totally drove around blasting “tessie” when they broke the curse

by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn song almost cost me my love with Dropkick

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have you heard Time To Go? Another classic.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, too bad its about the wrong team

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ever think the song is right and you’re about the wrong team?

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

sometimes, but then I realize that thats crazy talk

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

but its so catchy!!!!

by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

It really is. Too bad it’s about the Red Sox.

by Clawson on Aug 12, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is
shipping up to boston is top 3 in my itunes

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Getting into my top 3 involves listening to a song 154 times. That’s crazy talk.

by Clawson on Aug 12, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup, i listen to it at least twice a day

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha nice….the highest played song on my iPod is at 755. On last.fm it’s a paltry 304.

by Clawson on Aug 12, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

awesome drinking song

by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

every dropkick song is an awesome drinking song

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Flogging Molly more for drinking.

by Clawson on Aug 12, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

best.drinking.song.ever

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

home for a rest!!!!!

by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats the best song to sing at the end of the night when the drinking is almost done

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

By the time the drinking is done, I’m too drunk to get to the iPod.

by Clawson on Aug 12, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too, but thats what the DD is for, other than the whole driving thing

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sucks.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

speaking of jays

i failed to mention, I live in Aaron Hill’s home town.

i thought that was kinda neat…

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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

neat

because i’m here, and he’s playing for my hometown team.

that’s all i got…

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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

me to

then i remembered, I’m in California and will be spending the weekend in Santa Cruz.

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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

that is neat, bro. Hill is the most interesting second baseman in the world.

He once stole home, just to see how it felt.

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by eyebleaf on Aug 12, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

The batboy lives vicariously through him!

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by stucky on Aug 12, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

he can catch right, with his left

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

he can walk AND chew gum.

at the same time…

ok, that’s crazy talk

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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hill just struck out with 2 on, second strike out of the night. AJ Burnett sucks.

by Shield on Aug 12, 2009 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Afternoon baseball (the pitch by pitch thing at MLB.com) distracts me from PPP, which distracts me from work. Basically, my desk is getting piled higher and higher with work.

by Shield on Aug 12, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ruiz can only hit in AAA. Idiots.

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by eyebleaf on Aug 12, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tell that to Burnett

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I LIKE THE WAY THIS IS GOING

LET’S GO BLUE JAYS

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by Chemmy on Aug 12, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

GO BANANA

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

B-A-N-N-E-D

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by Chemmy on Aug 12, 2009 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bandana?

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

have you ever watched jaboody dubbs?

by Shield on Aug 12, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

cant say that i have

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its a guy on youtube who dubs over Vince Offer and Billy Mays infomercials… pure gold. I’d send a link but youtube = blocked at my work.

by Shield on Aug 12, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER

by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF?

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its a snaaaaaaaaaake

by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

snake, its a snake! oooh oh a snake!

by Shield on Aug 12, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like this “shield” character
though you are a cornell fan…

by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I honestly don’t watch much college sports, I just say I’m a cornell fan because I wan’t to go there for law school, in which case I will have to like their sports teams.

by Shield on Aug 12, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it bad that when I glanced through this I read it as “I honestly don’t watch muggle sports”?

by Clawson on Aug 12, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man. You thought i was a Quidditch fan only.

by Shield on Aug 12, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow…..

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’m actually more of a quidditch fan

by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have never watched a harry potter movie or read one of the books and i know what that is….
i dont like it

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dang subliminal messages.

by Shield on Aug 12, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha, stupid muggle

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by SkinnyFish on Aug 12, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll muggle you!

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

you cant judge until you read it!!!

by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

im not judging, i just dont think i should know details of a series i have paid no attention to

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe you should read it, then.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe someone should buy me the books

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do they have libraries up there in the great white north?

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t know, I live in Ontario :)

by Shield on Aug 12, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heard they have these things called libraries, that buy lots of books, and let people borrow them for free gasp

Fistpump!

by Shield on Aug 12, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

whats a library? Go flyers!

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

what’s a book? Go Flyers!

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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

What are the flyers? Go Flyers!

by Shield on Aug 12, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d seriously consider getting drunk and trying to play muggle quidditch.

by Clawson on Aug 12, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’m in

name the time and place

by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

i want to BMX joust

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sounds like a youtube hit in the making.

by Shield on Aug 12, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Jackass Boxset is my wisest purchase ever.

by Clawson on Aug 12, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

half the stuff they do looks like so much fun, the other half is wrong

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would be awesome. We could tie a little golden ball to a chicken and have two people chace it the entire time.

by Shield on Aug 12, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

work on your foot speed!

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMG i spelt chase wrong. Go Flyers!

by Shield on Aug 12, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

well i guess i support the idea of cornell law
just sell your soul to the devil and go to BU

by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I already sold it in 06/07… and Lindros still got injured. What a rip.

by Shield on Aug 12, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of BU

Is their grading policy really as nazi-ish as I have heard?

"Holy crip!! He's a CRAPPLE!!!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Aug 12, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes. It is.

BU’s higher ups have been against grade inflation for a long time.

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by Chemmy on Aug 12, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

P.S. Chemmy

Wendel Bark is now the background on my phone
His BC jersey is in the mail

by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 1:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Not allowed.

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by Chemmy on Aug 12, 2009 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

whatcha gonna do about it??

by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have Wendel eat the jersey.

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by Chemmy on Aug 12, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

ooo, post a video

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

wendel bark is my date for every leaf game i go to this season

by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

He told me he doesn’t like you, sorry.

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by Chemmy on Aug 12, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

have wendel and the cat fought for dominance yet?

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

wendel bark is my ex boyfriend?!

by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah, pugs hate the redsox

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is a scientific fact that all pugs are Brewers fans

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Outside evidence: Snickers the pug in New Haven, CT, is not a Brewers fan.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Snickers also has a pats jersey, but only on game days.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Snickers is putting on a front

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel bad for ya man… losing to a pug… yikes!

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by stucky on Aug 12, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

meh…i’m used to it now

by Clawson on Aug 12, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

by the looks of it, wendel bark’s owner is disapproving of me
so the date offer is still on the table

by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

excellent, i still have time to bust out the little mermaid soundtrack

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I sang Under the Sea at karaoke

ladies love it.

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by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

your mistake was not singing “kiss the girl”

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

i sang Paradise City at karaoke.

got myself three free drinks and two phone numbers.

everyone secretly loves Guns n’ Roses…

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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

the best result i got was singing Living on a prayer.

Bon Jovi is the way to everyones heart

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

I sang one song at a Karaoke bar in St. John’s once and they wouldn’t let me go up again all night long :(

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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

i Sang Back in Black by ACDC and lost my voice halfway though tryiing to do the Brian Johnson voice
got booed off when i couldnt finnish

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

rookies

during Paradise City, the DJ had to turn down the volume I was singing so loud.

also fun, a buddy of mine and i sang a duet to Judas Priest’s “You Got Another Thing Coming”

when you think about it, it’s quite funny

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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

we aren’t all professional singers like you, blurr…

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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

you say that now

but you’ve never actually heard me sing…

my wife uses the word “unique” most everyone else says “bad”

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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHA

I’m tone deaf.

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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

among

other things

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by Winkle on Aug 12, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want to do a dan band rendition of total eclipse of the heart as a duet, but no one will man up

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I suck at singing though.

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by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

pugs always win, its their nature

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

it’s close enough to lunch time for me….

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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 2:12 PM EDT reply actions  

NO ITS NOT

GO BACK TO WORK

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by Winkle on Aug 12, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am still working, but my brain needs help not turning to mush.

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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

hm, sudden craving for oatmeal

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its already

mush whatcha complaining about

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by Winkle on Aug 12, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

your face is mush

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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

bird poop is mushy too isn’t it?

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by Winkle on Aug 12, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's more

squishy than mushy

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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't know

I’ve never been bird-pooped on

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by Winkle on Aug 12, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

why would he waste his time and talents on a backup QB from Baltimore?

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by stucky on Aug 12, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT....

is for lunch?

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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 2:14 PM EDT reply actions  

leftover porkchop with corn and rice for me!

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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

wrong!

next contestant please!

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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Greek Chicken Salad

(You don’t win friends with salad, though.)

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by eyebleaf on Aug 12, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

i do love a good salad though…

i like you eyebleaf. you’re alright in my book!

btw, when you coming to VEGAS!!!?

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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s looking like October 15-19 weekend.

I’m so excited. And I just can’t hide it. I’m about to lose control, and I think I might like it.

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by eyebleaf on Aug 12, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know i know i know i know

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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Last time I was there, we stayed at the Wynn. I was so drunk, I went to the Frontier Casino, behind the Wynn, for some cheap blackjack, without telling anyone. I started playing $5 blackjack. Then one of the guys, whom I didn’t know really well, texted me, b/c everyone was looking for me. He thought I was at the “front” of the Wynn, instead of the Frontier. He was drunk too.

He found me. But in his drunkenness, didn’t tell anyone that he found. So we played blackjack until 7am, with some Russian dude at the table, who we dubbed “Russian Stan.” He kept saying “WE BE WIN! YOU BE LOSE, MONEY!!” Finally, the dealer cut us off, as well as the bar, and we got a comped free breakfast.

Around 8am, my brother and friends found us drinking beer at the Frontier buffet with Russian Stan.

VIVA FUCKING LAS VEGAS.

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by eyebleaf on Aug 12, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

sweet....

I started drinking one time at around 4 PM. I spent the evening with my buddy at a craps table and this older cougar mama kept buying us drinks.

Before I knew it, I was a couple hundred dollars poor, and it was 4 AM. so cougar mama invites me and my buddy to her hotel room.

we decided to stay and drink some more and play craps instead. and they say alcohol impairs your judgment…

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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow.

This is why I love Vegas.

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by eyebleaf on Aug 12, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

quiznoes

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

also good

perhaps a Chicken Caesar salad from Quiznos…

or a Caesar Wrap from TOGO’s. Delicious.

i’m sensing a pattern here…

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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I make

the best cesar salad dressing.
Well, it’s not mine, it’s my friend’s recipe, but I can still make it.

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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

wendys chicken caesar is actually quite good too

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I also

got a $2 off coupon for quizno’s Baja Chicken sub in my e-mail

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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Three cheese manicotti with salad and bread

Follow your Hunger

by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 12, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought

you ate souls?

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by Winkle on Aug 12, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

the souls

of innocent children because you have picky tastes

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by Winkle on Aug 12, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

have you met

the noobie who’s a lot like you?
He also hates Macs.

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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHO DARES TREAD ON MY TURF

Only I’m allowed hate that much, I hate people who hate more then me

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by Winkle on Aug 12, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

and they hate you….more

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh-oh, this is bad, considering I hate peole who hate people who hate more than they do.

by Shield on Aug 12, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

and i love you all!

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

ITS YOU?!?!?!!!!1

Hello, welcome to my Dead-To-Me List

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by Winkle on Aug 12, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

OOOH you get your badge!

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by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

surprisingly, I dont own one of those

I do have an old Dead to Mabel badge kicking around

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're cool

because you like Firefly

I can’t hate anyone who loves Firefly as much as I do

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by Winkle on Aug 12, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow! this is a bigger honour than my Burkie, I’d like to thank Karina for pointing out to Winkle that I hate Macs. I’d also like to thank my parents, Kerry Fraser, and popular culture for instilling me with such a strong sense of hatred for so many things.

by Shield on Aug 12, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

WAIT

You hate Macs?

You’re off my dead-to-me list

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by Winkle on Aug 12, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

As karina Said:

the noobie who’s a lot like you?
He also hates Macs.

…can I keep the badge as a souvenir?

by Shield on Aug 12, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crap. Stupid formatting.

by Shield on Aug 12, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

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by Winkle on Aug 12, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright, well it was a cool badge whilst I had it.

by Shield on Aug 12, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I'm reading the PPP response to Second City's questions on their site

I got a load of this gem of a comment by Hawks61:

Let’s calm down now…

…you knew PPP there could possibly be a Hawks fan from Ottawa. LOL! Just a little fun at the Leafs expence, and trust me the Hawks (until recently) have had nothing to boast about.
P.S. I did know the Leafs won in 2000 but c’mon 1962-2000 without winning a division title is pretty bad considering that it seemed to only take a record barely above .500 to win the Norris back in the late 80’s. To your defence though the Leafs did have Ballard as an owner and as a Hawks fan I definitely know what it feels like to have your franchise ran buy a frugal, maniacal, and heartless bastard.
In any event, why trash the 67’s though? C’mon even a Torontonian couldn’t hate Kilrea and the boys back in 1999 which did provide one memorable moment for all hockey fans let alone those from Ottawa.
Not to mention I also hated the bandwagoner Sens fans that year after year kept boasting how their team was "SO TALENTED" yet failed year after year it seemed like to get out of the first round. For some reason or another they have been quiet since about December of last year.

"Holy crip!! He's a CRAPPLE!!!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Aug 12, 2009 2:22 PM EDT reply actions  

what the hell just happened?

I’m reading something and all of a sudden things went crazy and I apparently wrote this…..ugh, signs that my computer is gonna die soon
 - ML85 sobs…..

"Holy crip!! He's a CRAPPLE!!!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Aug 12, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

my

desktop died, the power supply i suspect

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
GRABBO TIGHT KOMIKAZI CUZ WE'RE EXELERATING INTO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!11

by Winkle on Aug 12, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

er…what?

this may be nit picking, but what the hell does a divisional title mean when you win the cup (circa 1967)

Relying on Nonsense and Cheap Gimmicks Since 2006

by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

well even though I didn't mean to copy and paste nething and rather just reading i'll also show this fools original comment

As a native from Ottawa I have to admit it makes me laugh a little that it would make you squirm if either the Hawks or Sens would actually capture the Stanley Cup.
Once again "the nation" of Torontonians that are still (for some unknown reason) captivated by "the passion that unites us all" bring up their only triumphant playoff experiences that they eliminated the much-more talented Senators. Good for you, but you forget to mention that the Laffs never won the series after bouncing their provincial rivals now did you? Don’t think the Sens or any professional hockey team of any era ever put up a measly 6 shots in an elimination game either?
One of the biggest reasons why 1961 is held quietly for Hawks fans can point out that since the 1967 expansion the Hawks have won 9 division titles, 3 conference titles, a President’s trophy, and 3 Stanley Cup Finals appearances which is 3 more than the Leafs have appeared in the same time frame. In fact the Leafs haven’t won a division title since 1962, the year Bill Barilko’s body was found-Pathetic! Even Ottawa can say they have won a President’s trophy, a division title (4 to be exact), and a Stanley Cup appearance.
Love the comparison on James Mirtle’s article likening Kane’s cab excursion to the one Boyton and Bell went on in 1999, but failed to mention that the 67’s won the Memorial Cup that season as well. Must have forgotten that part right?
Face it Burke is another version of Harold Ballard, runs his mouth only either end up putting his foot in it or making a laughing stock of himself and the organization. The both sound suspicously similar don’t they?
The Leafs are the Leafs and no matter how bad things can get in Chicago and for Hawks fans it’s always nice to know that it always could be worse-they could be the Leafs!

"Holy crip!! He's a CRAPPLE!!!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Aug 12, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will only say this once (for any morons who agree with this who might be lurking here) Presidents trophys, division titles, conference titles et all dont mean jack fucking squat if you dont win the cup.

Relying on Nonsense and Cheap Gimmicks Since 2006

by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

They’re like 07/08 Jason Blake’s fistpumps.

by Shield on Aug 12, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Arggghhh….I get to go do the shitty afternoon shift at the shitty job tonight. Fuck.

by Clawson on Aug 12, 2009 2:24 PM EDT reply actions  

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