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I like MGMT
All along the western front
people line up to receive
she got the current in her hand
just shock you like you won’t believe
"Holy crip!! He's a CRAPPLE!!!"
on a sudbury saturday night!
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Someone slides the puck inside.
A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.
I knew that was coming.
A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.
Well I meant one of the two.
A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.
stupid IE
I hate this browser
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 2:31 PM EDT reply actions
she left me roses by the stairs, surprises lets me know she cares
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Say it ain’t so, I will not go
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
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you are the last person I expected to get that for some reason
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
turn the lights off carry me home
na na na na na na na na na na
"Sanity is not statistical." - George Orwell, a Leafs fan...
Stalk me here...
by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ve never heard that and don’t want to.
A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.
keep your head still, i'll be your thrill
"Holy crip!! He's a CRAPPLE!!!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Aug 12, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
my little windmill??
/damn teenage angst
"Holy crip!! He's a CRAPPLE!!!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Aug 12, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions
the night will go on
my little wind mill
I play this song in Rock Band everytime I fire it up
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
GRABBO TIGHT KOMIKAZI CUZ WE'RE EXELERATING INTO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!11
when did
this turn into a sing-a-long?
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions
c'mon Karina
u’ve been here long enough to know that we’ll break out into song randomly
"Holy crip!! He's a CRAPPLE!!!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Aug 12, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
always
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
We’re making up for Sleza’s absence.
Follow your Hunger
by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 12, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions
:(
"Sanity is not statistical." - George Orwell, a Leafs fan...
Stalk me here...
by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions
what? where is she?
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions
She’s in Estonia destroying the Finnish economy or something
Follow your Hunger
by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 12, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Buying a new wardrobe.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Not enough Lady Gaga?
Follow your Hunger
by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 12, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions
/cue kermit suit
Follow your Hunger
by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 12, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
isn't she a hermaphrodite??
"Holy crip!! He's a CRAPPLE!!!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Aug 12, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
nope
that was all falsified
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
boo
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
no, she is all that is woman and i would hit that any time
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
i would kill it with fire, but that’s just me.
"Sanity is not statistical." - George Orwell, a Leafs fan...
Stalk me here...
by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
eeeeeeeew
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
gotta side with Karina
"Holy crip!! He's a CRAPPLE!!!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Aug 12, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
she’d look a helliva lot better if she stopped wearing all that rediculous shit
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions
yes
but she’s manly looking
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
no she isnt
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe it’s the hermy talk that made me think that
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I am
not allowed partake in this discussion because it would mean I would have to agree with devil woman
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
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yeah, i also remember a lot of people thinking she was hot until someone somewhere suggest she get a nosejob and suddenly she has a mark Ricci honker
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
haha
well to be fair, i never thought she was attractive, although pre-hermy I don’t think i thought she looked like a man either.
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
YAY!!!!
of course we did!
"Sanity is not statistical." - George Orwell, a Leafs fan...
Stalk me here...
by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Hi there!
So is your economy destroyed yet?
Being a Leaf fan here requires one to be sufficiently lubricated... and truculent!
no. I managed to control myself. and my favourite shop is apparently being closed so there was nothing to buy :(
Would you make me number one on your playlist?
Sucks.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions
no
IE must’ve eaten it :(
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions
funny
I’ve always say IE was the tool of the devil but its so bad it doesn’t even work for you
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
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its good to have evil winkle back
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I am
hoping to incite some more Winkle vs. Shield evilry….
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
yea
best of luck with that
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
GRABBO TIGHT KOMIKAZI CUZ WE'RE EXELERATING INTO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!11
you know
on second thought, I’m gonna be the best of friends with shield just to spite you
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
GRABBO TIGHT KOMIKAZI CUZ WE'RE EXELERATING INTO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!11
Except when you try and return a crested blazer.
A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.
dammit
where’s Mabel when I need her (and Katie)
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ll help if I can. I love stirring up hatred.
A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.
I'm here!
Who do I need to smite for you?
"This isn't a sitcom"
"Actually, it is. I have a broken wang, and there's a lizard queen living downstairs."
Shield
he’s a newbie who has chosen Winkle’s side already!
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
The hell?
I’m on it.
Shield – siding with Winkle is a terrible idea. It means you are siding against me. And I will kill a bitch who sides against me. I got pythons, and will grind you into a sticky paste. Now shape up, lest my wrath tear you assunder.
"This isn't a sitcom"
"Actually, it is. I have a broken wang, and there's a lizard queen living downstairs."
does that mean
your wrath will be shot at my direction too??….Winkle and I see eye to eye on a lot of things haha
/thinks female wrath is sexy
"Holy crip!! He's a CRAPPLE!!!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Aug 12, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions
no
because you’re semi-neutral……
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
this is true
"Holy crip!! He's a CRAPPLE!!!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Aug 12, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, I expected more from you, ML85 (and hi! btw, long time, soldier!). Don’t side with Winkle.
"This isn't a sitcom"
"Actually, it is. I have a broken wang, and there's a lizard queen living downstairs."
yah, just be like me and side with whoever is right at any given time
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
* high five *
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Another reason we aren’t together anymore.
"This isn't a sitcom"
"Actually, it is. I have a broken wang, and there's a lizard queen living downstairs."
you got tired of me being right all the time?
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Yeah, that’s it. Sure.
Good men are hard to find…
"This isn't a sitcom"
"Actually, it is. I have a broken wang, and there's a lizard queen living downstairs."
there really needs to be a sarcasm symbol on the internet
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
invent it
and patent it, you’ll be rich!
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
sounds like work
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
hahaha
that was really weird my mom’s voice just shot into my head while I’m reading “Don’t side with Winkle” in that “Don’t hang out with those boys they’re bad news” voice
"Holy crip!! He's a CRAPPLE!!!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Aug 12, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
as it should….
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
you know what I love?
when engineers makes a ton of changes to drawings without telling their CAD techs
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
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hahahahahaha
I can relate :(
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
you two are scary
when you gang up like this….not going to lie
"Holy crip!! He's a CRAPPLE!!!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Aug 12, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
its hot isnt it?
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions
didn't you see my earlier comment
/thinks female wrath is sexy
RAWR
"Holy crip!! He's a CRAPPLE!!!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Aug 12, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ve got a total blurr post of a wang boner right now
by Jo4nny on Aug 12, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
hehehehe
rec’d
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I think we need “We’re with Winkle” buttons.
A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.
oh no you didn’t….
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
That’s it. You just made the list.
"This isn't a sitcom"
"Actually, it is. I have a broken wang, and there's a lizard queen living downstairs."
without lists the world would be anrachy!
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Didn't I say
earlier that there was gonna be a disturbance in the force…..
"Holy crip!! He's a CRAPPLE!!!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Aug 12, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
pointing out the flaws
in Mabel’s logic!
Congratz Shield, welcome to my YOU ARE MY HERO list
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omg
I am now obligated to hate Shield more than Winkle….. (who idon’t really hate)
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I KNEW IT
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
WAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
WAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
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I KNOW WHAT SHE'S TRYING TO DO
I’M ON TO YOU DEVIL WOMAN
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IMAGE LEECH FAIL
Be glad you didn’t get the blurr treatment.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
i think he ment to post that
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
AD Block pre-empted it
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haha actually it was on purpose
A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.
hehehe
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm
not gonna fall it
I’m not gonna hate Shield cuz you hate him more
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
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but
wouldn’t that require me to hate you?
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
No
You want me to hate Shield cuz you hate him more then you hate me
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
GRABBO TIGHT KOMIKAZI CUZ WE'RE EXELERATING INTO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!11
but I don’t hate you, winkle….
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Mind games
that’s why you’re evil
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
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I like to play games. Why won’t you play with me?
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING
GET BACK
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
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dammit
I forgot about this.
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
you forgot about me?
:’-(
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
GRABBO TIGHT KOMIKAZI CUZ WE'RE EXELERATING INTO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!11
yup
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
i r sad
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
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it happens
I was distracted by food.
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
our truce
is over
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
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speaking of which
shouldn’t you be working?
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
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I am
but mostly I’m being incredibly frustrated by this window sill/header detail. IT MAKES NO SENSE.
Also, we had a truce?
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
well we didn’t verbally abuse each other for 30 minutes, I’ll say that was a truce even though I wasn’t around… still counts
and you know what doesn’t make sense?
your face
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hah
see this is all just proof that you’re mean to me because you want my attention.
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions
but if sheild hates her more would you be compelled to hate him for infringement?
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I LOVE YOU ALL
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Um, nice try Winkle. There’s no flaw in my logic. Two people who are diametrically opposed can in fact both use a similar idea. And the mere fact that both you and Shield think it isn’t possible shows you both for the simpering morons you are.
"This isn't a sitcom"
"Actually, it is. I have a broken wang, and there's a lizard queen living downstairs."
oh man
I am soooooo glad Mabel’s on my side….
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh this is going to be fun
Karina? Hold my calls…..
/pushes sleeves up, pulls Katie out of her holster, and advances
"This isn't a sitcom"
"Actually, it is. I have a broken wang, and there's a lizard queen living downstairs."
/watches eagerly
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
spite is lovely
hence the PPP bachelorette idea
by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions
so your saying there are no tickets and this is all an elabourate ploy for a massive hate on to quench your left over man angst?
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
not at all!
im going to bring a lovely, handsome leaf fan to a game with me, post pics on FB and make my ex realize that he not only lost me, but season tickets in a centre ice suite!
SPITE FTW
by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
i like you
you got evil in you
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions
hehe
I like this ploy as well.
Clearly, EastLoop needs to judge who to bring solely on handsomeness.
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions
i win!
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
i’m not shallow!
you should see my ex!
by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
HAHAHA
DEF Rec’d!
"Holy crip!! He's a CRAPPLE!!!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Aug 12, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
hence
not shallow
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
lovely, handsome
I’m in!
leaf fanShit
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions
*I can root for the leafs if they’re playing the right team.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I think I've got the leafs fan part down
same with the lovely…dunno bout the handsome haha
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by MapleLeafs85 on Aug 12, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I just made a girl’s ex-boyfriend jealous last week without even trying (He thought I had spent the night at her place when I hadn’t). I could do it again.
A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.
lovely – shit
handsome – well my mom says I am
Leaf fan – YES!
A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.
by furcifer on Aug 12, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
haha
proof that I’m not Devil Woman!
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions
only the devil
can create something so bad it doesn’t even work for themselves
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uh oh
there’s about to be a disturbance in the force
"Holy crip!! He's a CRAPPLE!!!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Aug 12, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
google chrome is pretty close
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions
so
you’re saying that I shouldn’t use google chrome at work?
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions
firefox, ftw!
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah
I’ll go that way, that’s what i use at home
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I like CometBird
it’s got all the functionality of firefox without the 1 minute random load time…plus instant video stealing ability
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by MapleLeafs85 on Aug 12, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
does it have adblock?
"Sanity is not statistical." - George Orwell, a Leafs fan...
Stalk me here...
by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions
any add-on
firefox has…u can use on cometbird….gotta love opensource stuff
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by MapleLeafs85 on Aug 12, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
colour me intrigued…
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Stalk me here...
by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I always thought that line referred to the black and gold
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 2:33 PM EDT reply actions
I like the bumblebees reference, I was waiting for the third period, so I could be all sly and be like “Last game of the playoffs too”
You’ll love it, wait and see.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I think a playoffs is what happened back in November (when it mattered).
I just learned what the November reference means, I WAS AT THAT GAME!!
hey shield
if you or any other new people don’t know what some of the other memes/references on PPP mean point it out so new dictionary entries can be created.
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Hmm okay, I am pretty good so far, ‘Go Flyers!’ and ‘Back in November…’ were the hardest ones to figure out, but they’re already there.
We can just request things on an ad hoc basis.
I was thinking of writing one on “Not a goal scoring competiton”
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how about grandpa it hurts my privates?
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Anywho
If there is going to be a trip planned for the Oct 13th game at the United Centre in Chicago lemme know cuz tickets are going on sale pretty soon here and if people want I can try and gobble up a few for my fellow PPPers
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sure! it's a friday I know that much
which means it’s in Nov right on! haha yea
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by MapleLeafs85 on Aug 12, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
the Leafs at Ducks game still isn’t for sale down here. lot’s of other games, just not that one, and it’s gonna sell out fast.
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Stalk me here...
by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
dammit
I keep forgetting to look for Leafs/Canucks tickets
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
squash is surprisingly dangerous...
Mr. Pääjärvi Svensson will miss few games due to a foot injury he got while playing squash…
Would you make me number one on your playlist?
you are required to wear eye protection when playing squash for a reason
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions
hahahaha
Microsoft can no longer sell word!
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 2:51 PM EDT reply actions
won't stop them
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
GRABBO TIGHT KOMIKAZI CUZ WE'RE EXELERATING INTO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!11
plus word sucks
even if it is the industry standard
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yup
just nice to see Microsoft on the losing end of a battle.
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions
this might be the key phrase
preventing Microsoft Corp. from selling its flagship "Word" software in the United States
emphasis mine
A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.
They will probably just make a subsidiary company, register it in Canada, and then sell it through that.
technicalities
that MS can easily get around… they can call it Word Doc or something
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GRABBO TIGHT KOMIKAZI CUZ WE'RE EXELERATING INTO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!11
JARED
Rumour for you: Rangers trade Roszival to the Stars for Brad Richards.
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 2:58 PM EDT reply actions
Who will the Rangers fans jeer noWADE REDDEN BWAHAHAHAHA
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah
a Stars blogger is saying no, because they don’t want to even take back that much salary, but it’d be an interesting trade if it happened.
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
haha, do it you stupid rangers!
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Glen Sather: Terrible at free agents, genius at trades.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
bob gainy still cant sit down
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
hehehe
rec’d
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions
If this was the 2nd period in a real Leafs game last season we’d be beginning to blow our lead right about now.
moar gaga...
Baby now that we’re alone, got a request
Would you make me number one on your playlist
Got your Dre headphones with the leftside on
Wanna scratch me back and forth, back and forth? uh uh
Would you make me number one on your playlist?
its ok
I’m a leaf on the wind
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:05 PM EDT reply actions
Is Winkle like the terrorists?
“You’re either with us or against us”?
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PLAYOFFS!!!!1
well said
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by MapleLeafs85 on Aug 12, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
So should the saying now go, “If (x does or does not happen), Winkle wins?”
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We need Mabel standing in front of a big MISSION ACCOMPLISHED sign.
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PLAYOFFS!!!!1
Likening me to Dubya? >:(
"This isn't a sitcom"
"Actually, it is. I have a broken wang, and there's a lizard queen living downstairs."
No. Never.
This would be righting that wrong. Because you are on the side of light.
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PLAYOFFS!!!!1
Then stop acting like him.
AGREE WITH ME OR I WILL HURT YOU
YOU MUST BE ON MY SIDE
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I like my side, it has beer, pizza and lazyboys
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
mmm
and tacos
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
more tacos than you can imagine
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
yes
yes…. no.
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
foot ball is ok, but foot ball gets in the way of the constant hockey, over here on my side
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I like your side, but I believe i run a side of my own, and I need Mabel with me, so I can’t join you.
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
we have brownies!
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Would you like to come have a beer with me? And nachos? While we watching football?
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GRABBO TIGHT KOMIKAZI CUZ WE'RE EXELERATING INTO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!11
I too would like to join this Beer/Nacho/Football party.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
it is called “Jareds Side”
you get fee Leaf jammies
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I don’t need pajamas, especially leaf-themed ones.
Also taking sides leads to tears, I’m trying to stay away from it.
Eventually everyone will hate me, and I will have strengthened the PPP community. And I can finally get some work done.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
my side respects the opinions of all other sides, even if they are wrong, we just stand by and make funny coments and obscure quips that have nothing to do with anything
jammie wearing is mandatory though
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I could get some bruins pajamas I suppose.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
nope, we dont have those in stock
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I think I can find some on my own. Otherwise I have a blue bathrobe.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
well ill just need you to fill out the application
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
FAVORITE NHL TEAM: Boston Bruins
FAVORITE NFL TEAM: New England Patriots
FAVORITE MLB TEAM: Boston Red Sox
FAVORITE MLS TEAM: New England Revolution
FAVORITE NATIONAL TEAM: United States of America
WILL YOU BRING BEER: Every damn time.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, and So right!
A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.
oops missed a wrong.
A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.
indeed,but the last one almost makes up for the others
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I know how this “watching sports” thing works.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
i call that being awake
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Once upon a time I didn’t understand golf. I get it now.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Unless you play for the Blues.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I read somewhere earlier some Detroit Lions player had an injury after riding a golf cart (not as bad as Erik Johnson’s). I immediately wondered if they were at the same golf course.
DEMONICALLY POSSESSED GOLF CART!!!!1
Being a Leaf fan here requires one to be sufficiently lubricated... and truculent!
my friend broke his arm and collar bone in a golf cart accident, he tried to cut me off racing for the green, not a good idea
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
especially on someone who knows how to use the PIT manouver
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Only one of those is incorrect and I don’t know what the “MLS” is.
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multiple sclerosis with a lisp?
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Major League Soccer.
That other team Mr. Kraft owns.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Winkle is evil. And I am on the side of light.
"This isn't a sitcom"
"Actually, it is. I have a broken wang, and there's a lizard queen living downstairs."
wooo
only evil would call the light evil
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Hitler
said Winkle was evil???
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
wouldn't
that make me good?
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GRABBO TIGHT KOMIKAZI CUZ WE'RE EXELERATING INTO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!11
I got your flair right here
..|..
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by PPP on Aug 12, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So did the Morning Star ie Lucifer
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You’re starting to sound like HIM!
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I think they both are.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
which team?
and how did said captain jinx it?
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Finland’s… Koivu went and said that he thinks Canada, Russia and USA are the strongest one in the Olympics. And that Finland has good chances too. Which means that Swedes will win just to fuck with him and Finland will lose all the games because he expects them to be good.
Would you make me number one on your playlist?
it had better not have anything to do with those sexy leaf tickets or ill have a sad
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
it does, but its not an invite
never fear, pythons
by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Methinks it’s a competition.
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sad averted…for now
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe it IS a sexy email
i’m just sleeping my way to overlord-dom
by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
usurping Mabel for the queen overlord throne
this wont go well
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
You could email me about it.
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about sexytime?
no way! you’re a BU fan. and a sox fan. and not an eastloop fan.
by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
If it’s just a bootycall count me out.
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Reading it
I’ve never blushed so much.
I’ll reply after work :)
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A little more than I’m used to despite getting a few e-mails a day from Chemmy.
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you know
this makes the rest of us want to read it, right?
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
it really does.
Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
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by blindfolded tank driver on Aug 12, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ll just start making it up
Consider the rest of this thread NSFW
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Dear PPP,
Eastloop here
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I wanna jump your splodeybones
haha
"Holy crip!! He's a CRAPPLE!!!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Aug 12, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
that’ll get his heart racing faster than Wellwood’s on the walk back to the table from the buffet
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by blindfolded tank driver on Aug 12, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
For days and weeks I’ve thought of your throbbing pectoral muscles rising like a sea of testosterone battering my small Ontario registered raft of love.
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by Chemmy on Aug 12, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Being apart from you is like standing on top of a sand dune, listening to the desert wind howl and wondering if you’re on the other side singing to me from the north.
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It’s like you’re logged into my e-mail!
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhwwwwwwwwwwwww
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Chemmyrotica is intriguing and somewhat eerie
Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!
by blindfolded tank driver on Aug 12, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Chemmyrotica
now needs to be a permanent word and added to the PPP dictionary.
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
its right up there with Sexypants Slashfic
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I think furcifer is doing the dictionaries now for LD
Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!
by blindfolded tank driver on Aug 12, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
History fell into this heart broke open. The wound scars with time but the pain never relents. When will I be with you? When will you sweep me into your arms?
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dude
u’re a little too good at this
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by MapleLeafs85 on Aug 12, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
he's gotta
be copying it from somewhere
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
He’s like an idiot savant.
A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.
Googled with quotes. Nothing.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
wow
give him a raise.
And where is this stuff when he writes for the blog??
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
We can’t control our fates, we can only feel the current of circumstance as it gently pushes us towards our eventual goal: each other.
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well
at least we know now how he managed to get engaged… damn.
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
No kidding
I’m asking myself the same thing
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thanks bud
i just burst out laughing at work
chemmyrotica rocks
by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
CHEMMYROTICA!!!1
Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
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by blindfolded tank driver on Aug 12, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
just wait till the love scene, metaphores like you wouldnt believe
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Like a sewer snake inside of a raw chicken.
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He’s writing like he gets paid to do this. A lot.
Being a Leaf fan here requires one to be sufficiently lubricated... and truculent!
everyone needs a hobby
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
this was even more hilarious before i read where it started
Would you make me number one on your playlist?
like everything else on here, it started innocently….
by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
i find that anyone can be more graphic than Chemmy hard to believe
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
he's not talking about a walking cartoon!
"Holy crip!! He's a CRAPPLE!!!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Aug 12, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
My emails are the best emails you get.
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for some reason
I now feel like competing for PPP’s affections
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Go with that feeling. That goes for Mabel, EastLoop and LD too.
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So you’d like me to write you some saucy emails? I can do that…
"This isn't a sitcom"
"Actually, it is. I have a broken wang, and there's a lizard queen living downstairs."
That’s pensionplanpuppets at gmail dot com
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That’s it. I’m competing too.
A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.
what will you win?
Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!
by blindfolded tank driver on Aug 12, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
PPP’s affections.
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
oooh
and an annoying tenant inside your belly!
"Holy crip!! He's a CRAPPLE!!!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Aug 12, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
what?!?!?!?
are you implying what I think you’re implying?
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
ummm...
I believe the safe answer is…..no
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by MapleLeafs85 on Aug 12, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Naw
Any tenant would be totally legal. I have my citizenship
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
we’re girls, we always want a guy when someone else is interested in him!
that’s how i explain my love for ovechkin
by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Looks like I know how I am winning the tickets…
Yeah, so wrap invited me to a game in March…
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Actually
Really. So I guess there’s all of the season before Christmas to woo me. Good luck.
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i see what you did there
clever
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Ovechkin is super ripped, that is probably why you love him.
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
well its definitely not the crocs that endeared him to me
by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe
it’s all his hardware?
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm happily married
and, I’m pretty sure my wife still likes me…
i can has tix now?
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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m about to get married. Do I count?
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by blindfolded tank driver on Aug 12, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
soon…real soon…
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by blindfolded tank driver on Aug 12, 2009 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Congratulations (prematurely)
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no jinxes!
thanks…
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by blindfolded tank driver on Aug 12, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
hah
A verbal complaint from one parent prompted one high school principal to pull To Kill a Mockingbird from a Grade 10 English course.
And where, of course, is this high school?
Brampton, of course /facepalm
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:24 PM EDT reply actions
I read that article but didn’t see it was in B-town. That’s embarassing.
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and yet completely unsurprising.
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
And the verbal complaint was, what, exactly? The book is too good? Students will learn too much from reading it?
/sigh
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the presence of the n word
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
uh..did the person even read the book and see the context/
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doesn't matter
but you know these kids are going to learn about that word from somewhere, wouldn’t you rather them learned about it in a controlled environment and learn that its a bad word instead from off the streetz and interwebz where they will probably end up using it disparagingly without appreciation for it really means?
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this
is why parents who complain about this stuff are dumb. In a classroom, the word can be discussed and explained as to it’s history and why the students shouldn’t use it, otherwise they’ll all think they can use it as a term of endearment or something due to some public personas doing that…
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
You can
learn every profanity or racial/sexual insulting remark in a 10 minute round of Halo 3/Killzone 2 with voice chat
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Some comedian said something to the effect of “Have you been on a playground lately? Those kids say shit that would make Andrew Dice Clay uncomfortable.”
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Exactly. I hate complaining parents
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100$ says this kids mom bought him a Lil Wayne CD
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
http://dugout.progressiveboink.com/archive/b83.html
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oh god….parents are rediculous these days, now those poor bastards will have to read moby dick or something
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
haha
good point.
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess Charles Dickens is out too.
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i am surprised that hasnt been yanked off school shelves, and all kids named richard banned from public schools
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
my coworker is Richard Weiner.
it never gets old.
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
no, no it doesnt
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
because parents are evil
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
or
english is not their first language
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
We had a student in Korea whose names was Anes but her mom insisted we were pronouncing it wrong and it was to be pronounced “Anus”.
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I remember back in gradeschool, we had a brother and sister korean immegrant pair come in and they changed their names to english ones, the girl chose Sunny, and the boy chose Willy, but they screwed up on his papers and he became “Welly” this was right around the time that calling someone “welfare” was a popular insult around my school, that poor kid
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I giggled a sign for a Dr. Anas the other day
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by blindfolded tank driver on Aug 12, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
it is not evil until someone tells me having a teacher named Michael Hunt is not full of win
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by blindfolded tank driver on Aug 12, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Easy
Bart, Cart, Dart, E-art, nope, no problem with Bart
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what was the complaint? it was too awesome??
by EastLoop on Aug 12, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
/runs in quickly while the IT guys are distracted!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Aug 12, 2009 3:34 PM EDT reply actions
wear lots of camouflage!
Being a Leaf fan here requires one to be sufficiently lubricated... and truculent!
I’m disguised as a hard working employee! Fooled them!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Aug 12, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
yo!
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
woohooo!!!
Thunderstorm here on Thursday!!!
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:42 PM EDT reply actions
Huh? I blacked out there for a minute. What’s going on?
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someone hacked your mind and used you like a puppet. Sorta like Peddie and Fletcher!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Aug 12, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
it was brilliant.
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude that was really awesome man
I was looking through the eyes of some guy who loved the whalers then started worshipping the leafs…..next thing I know my friend started spouting off some really weird romance novel stuff and then we were tossed off the side of the highway!
"Holy crip!! He's a CRAPPLE!!!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Aug 12, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I saw PPP’s lips moving the entire time
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He’s warming up for his dates.
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Heatley to Kazan...
I nearly choked while reading that
Would you make me number one on your playlist?
there is also chatter of him going to the flyers which makes even less sense
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Drinking and driving are awesome! Go Flyers!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Aug 12, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Cap Schmap! Go Flyers!
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You’d think morons who peddle in internet rumors would spend two thirds of a second considering the fucking salary cap.
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I’d actually like to see that.
If only because they’d be so over the cap they’d have to have Bob from section Q pair up with Pronger on defence.
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yeah, but they would have to give up all their good remaining youth to get Heatly
which i dont want ottawa to have
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
ah crap, forgot about that
Let’s make it a 3 way deal then… Leafs get the Flyers good remaining youth, Flyers get the Heatley hilarity and go straight into cap hell, and Ottawa gets fleeced. Details to be worked out later.
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nah
Ottawa gets Briere. Done and done.
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
he;d fit in on the habs more
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah but
I’d love to see the Sens get stuck with that horrible contract.
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
The press would eat him alive.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
he’d just hide behind the taller players,you know, Gionta
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
awesome!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Aug 12, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Mayers and the rights to JFJs old locker contents to the Sens
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
too much. One used Wellwood bib from Red Lobster and Fletcher’s old toeclippings
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by blindfolded tank driver on Aug 12, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
qu’est-ce que, what??
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by MapleLeafs85 on Aug 12, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Someone wanna tell me what the picture is of next to my PPP bookmark?
"Holy crip!! He's a CRAPPLE!!!"
there’s a fanicon now?
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what is it?
i can see it, but I can’t make it out…
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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
No idea
Mine doesn’t have anything.
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it's black and white
and it looks like a cherry with a stem and some leaves on it.
seriously.
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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
yup pretty much
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by MapleLeafs85 on Aug 12, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I don’t see it :(
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
you two are naughty
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
and mean
keeping us out of the loop like this :(
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
heh I had a dirty reply but I don’t want to jeopardise my chances ;)
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I just hope their first game is a truculent one
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by blindfolded tank driver on Aug 12, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I just hope their first time is a truculent one
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
why can’t the season start already?? there’s selänne and koivu interviews all over… I wanna see some action too!!
Would you make me number one on your playlist?
My friend made this for me in about a minute: http://jkalish.com/bruins/
It counts down to 7pm October 1st.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
nice :)
though, caps getting destroyd by chara smash is not the action I wanna see… ;)
Would you make me number one on your playlist?
2 days later is chara smash vs. Carolina, any better?
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
ohmygoodness
I think we hired the dumbest contractors ever… they don’t know where to put the door holes, and we gave them a center of door dimension and the size of the door…
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 4:14 PM EDT reply actions
tell them they go on the ceiling
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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
seriously
my boss has to write a memo that explains how to read the drawings….
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
DAVIES SCOOOOOOOOORES
USA! USA! USA!
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 4:18 PM EDT reply actions
I think so.
In Mexico City, too, where if the away team wins it’s usually a minor miracle.
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Yes, pretty much.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
you mean
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL!!!! GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
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Actually, it is showing on telemundo in the US, so maybe…
I can’t watch, unfortunately. Relying on @ussoccer twitter feed.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
….and now it’s 1-1.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Now it’s definitely:
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL!!!! GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL!!!!! GOLLLLLLLL DE MEXICO!
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I’m sure of it.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I've decided that...
I’m going to send PPP a racy email tonight.
I want him to look at me the way he used to.
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bcc
plez
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chunkylover53@aol.com
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im sidestepping the email and going strait to boudoir photos
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuckin hell
You chatty chatty people
On a side note, I just drove a 518xi. I’m in love
The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
Truculence FTW
oh man, ive been wanting to try a new 5
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
yup 2010
It has good enough power but man what a fuckin drive. The dash display is ridiculous
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Truculence FTW
i drove a 1 series a couple weeks ago, it was pretty sweet, but ive always been a fan of bigger sedans
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
My drive home in my Jetta is gonna be so sad
The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
Truculence FTW
i think tomarrow im gonna test a 2010 roush mustang
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I would go test drive a challenger or a camaro
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Truculence FTW
So you guys just test drive cars all day?
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i test drive about one a week, some people knit, i waist salesmens time
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
They don’t ask to see your wallet?
“Sir ten moths flew out of your wallet. It’s filled with nothing but half eaten monopoly money. Wait. Photocopied monopoly money.”
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Its all about being able to tell a story, if you can spin a good yarn why you want to drive said vehicle and you can make them think your gung ho to buy it you can drive anything you want
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Just like you waisted your English teacher’s time right?
I kid I kid.
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scroll up
and read the Chemmyrotica.
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 4:26 PM EDT reply actions
dammit
reply fail
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Basically
Ctrl+f “Chemmy” and prepare to be turned on.
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for you engineers out there...
Why executives make more money:
Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives will. Now, for the first time we have a rigid Mathematical proof that explains why this is in fact true.
Postulate 1: Knowledge is power.
Postulate 2: Time is money.
As every Engineer knows, Work / Time = Power
Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have Work / Money = Knowledge
Solving for Money, we get: Work / Knowledge = Money Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero,
Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.
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by MapleLeafs85 on Aug 12, 2009 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
as an eternal truth
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions
There are way too many engineers in here.
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engineers drive choo choos, go flyers!
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Ya damn right. And we all don’t make enough and are pissed about it.
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I’m a journalist.
MY HEART FUCKING WEEPS.
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i work once a week because my company is more poorly run than the government
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions
i
am gonna keep quiet.
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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
blurr is probably a hedge fund manager and now partial owner of the Phoenix Coyotes
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Blurr’s flying me out to Vegas
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I’ll “fly you out to Vegas” anytime sweetie.
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ha!
let’s just say i’ve got probably about a 10 year head start on the career ladder than the rest of you.
give or take…
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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
AND
not an engineer or an executive.
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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Nevermind. blurr has probably lost his hedgefund job and is now working retail at a local Staples for $7 an hour.
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blurr’s at work too early.
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so true…
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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Journalist? MSM?
GET HIM!!!!
The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
Truculence FTW
He’s at TVO. They’re good people.
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good night
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
bye
sleep well sleza!
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
beaver buzz
green tea tastes good at first, but it’d be better if it wasn’t in a can.
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by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 4:44 PM EDT reply actions
Pour it into a glass.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions
beaver buzz is the worst energy drink on the market
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions
The non-berry flavors of 5-hour energy drink would give it a run for its money.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I take one before late night hockey games. They help to pick me up. A guy on my team took one once, and was completely flushed in the face and had an accelerated heart rate. Note, don’t take those if you are over 40.
Wings fan by birth. Leafs fan by truculent osmosis.
I’ve still got 16 years, yessssss
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions
it sounds like the Canadian version of a Brazilian wax.
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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions
once again
failed by the husband’s taste… dammit… it’s gross, but I really need a pick me up
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions
cocaine is a helluva drug
"Sanity is not statistical." - George Orwell, a Leafs fan...
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by blurr1974 on Aug 12, 2009 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions
We just call it dinner. Go Flyers!
A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.
and yes we snort our dinner.
A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.
getting 5 hrs of sleep really really does not work for me.
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions
he is
doing better at this hate thing than winkle
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on Aug 12, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Player hater of the year
Silky Johnston has NOTHING on me
The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
Truculence FTW
konichiwa….bitches!
Relying on Nonsense and Cheap Gimmicks Since 2006
by JaredFromLondon on Aug 12, 2009 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions
My prediction for the second half of the soccer game:
USA cracks under pressure, Mexico scores at least 1 goal if not 4-5
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 12, 2009 5:00 PM EDT reply actions
Ok here we go Third Period
http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2009/8/12/987067/chatty-cathy-august-12-2009-third
http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2009/8/12/987067/chatty-cathy-august-12-2009-third
http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2009/8/12/987067/chatty-cathy-august-12-2009-third
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