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Editor's Note: The SBN tech team has endowed us with an amazing site platform with a lot of great features that help foster a strong community. Over the summer we'll be highlighting them as a refresher for older commenters and as an introduction to the tonnes of new members we've picked up over the summer. You can Better Know A Website some more by clicking that link.

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Don't just do it just because Wendel compels you although that's probably the safe thing to do. There's a lot of good that comes from signing up and we'll go over it after the jump.

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The first step is easy enough. Click on either of the highlighted buttons and you're one step closer to being able to telling us all what you think.

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Now you've got options:

  1. Do you already have a Yahoo! account? Well, choose this door so that there's one less password that you need to remember.
  2. Do you know what an OpenID is? Well, then this option is for you.
  3. Just choose a username and get going.

You'll notice that there is no option to just mash your keyboard. I think that we all know who needs that option.

So now you're all set up and you can write comments, write fanposts, and post comments but let's say that you are a shrinking violet, what benefit do you get? Well, you get a much easier surfing experience without ever having to interact with the members of the asylum.

Know when there are new comments

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Every post, fanpost, and fanshot has a tally of the comments but you'll only know if there are any new ones if you are registered and signed in. How else will you know if you've read every single thing on the site?

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The left is what the unregistered lurker sees every day and I weep for you all. On the right, you can kind of see that unread comments are shaded in yellow (#2). As you read the comments with the hotkeys they'll go from yellow to white. And what are these hotkeys?

Press C to tab through new comments, Shift-C to tab backwards, X to mark a comment as read, and Shift-A to mark all read. Z will simultaneously mark and tab forward, and R will reply to the comment that has focus.

 Now, apparently some of the regulars weren't even aware of these hotkeys. These are vital to reading any thread with a lot of participation like a game day thread or any breaking news thread. And if you start getting behind just hit Shift-A and you start fresh. Z will literally change your life.

All of that and the chance at more can be yours just by registering.

Poll
Finish this sentence: I lurk because ________________________
Chemmy/Mabel/Winkle scares me.
9 votes
I don't want Skynet to know my IP address.
38 votes
I never knew how to register.
8 votes
I didn't know all of the benefits.
6 votes
I don't need no username. GO FLYERS!
35 votes
I lurk.
69 votes

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they dont fear me yet…but they will…..oh they will

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 18, 2009 10:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Why?

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure! (or Twitter.) GO BRUINS! (and Wild!)

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 18, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

just you wait….just you wait….

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 18, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can I vote even though I am registered?

GO FLYERS!

'But I don't want to go among mad people' Alice remarked.
'Oh, you can't help that' said the Cat 'we're all mad here'.

by JohnnyG on Aug 18, 2009 10:10 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait what?

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
GRABBO TIGHT KOMIKAZI CUZ WE'RE EXELERATING INTO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!11

by Winkle on Aug 18, 2009 10:13 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is mostly aimed at the lurkers of the world.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Aug 18, 2009 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't like

how you are imply then I am a frightening person

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
GRABBO TIGHT KOMIKAZI CUZ WE'RE EXELERATING INTO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!11

by Winkle on Aug 18, 2009 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

your brackish ways may intimidate some

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 18, 2009 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what was implied?

i think it’s outright stated.

(please don’t hurt me)

"Sanity is not statistical." - George Orwell, a Leafs fan...
Stalk me here...

by blurr1974 on Aug 18, 2009 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow

that was massive typo fail on my part…

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
GRABBO TIGHT KOMIKAZI CUZ WE'RE EXELERATING INTO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!11

by Winkle on Aug 18, 2009 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you forgot to mention Jared’s 33k and counting comments…

"Sanity is not statistical." - George Orwell, a Leafs fan...
Stalk me here...

by blurr1974 on Aug 18, 2009 10:15 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s over 34K now.

A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.

by furcifer on Aug 18, 2009 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes, kids, you to can be like me

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 18, 2009 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if you count up all the other SBN sites…im already there

DUN DUN DUN!

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 18, 2009 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ya… I just noticed that. And there it goes. 35,389 comments and by the time I’ve finished typing this it’ll be at 35,400.

by general borschevsky on Aug 18, 2009 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i am starting to think they are self replicating now

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 18, 2009 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

they’re like rabbits

horny little humping rabbits.

"Sanity is not statistical." - George Orwell, a Leafs fan...
Stalk me here...

by blurr1974 on Aug 18, 2009 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dear god…what have i done?

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 18, 2009 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

35400!!!1

A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.

by furcifer on Aug 18, 2009 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah

It counts your comments.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Aug 18, 2009 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well

it does until Jared uses up all the numbers on the internet to account for his.

"Sanity is not statistical." - George Orwell, a Leafs fan...
Stalk me here...

by blurr1974 on Aug 18, 2009 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

resistance is futile

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 18, 2009 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought I had nothing to do at work, Jared I am impressed, unless you’re also JaredFromSubway, then I’m not.

Truck You Lance.

by ohshrit on Aug 18, 2009 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jared surprisingly is not a slacker. These posts don’t come from work.

A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.

by furcifer on Aug 18, 2009 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

indeed, id need steady employment to be a slacker, I’m just a freeloader

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 18, 2009 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that sort of like how eyebleaf is using all of the !’s on the internet when he says “PLAYOFFS!!!1”?

Being a Leaf fan here requires one to be sufficiently lubricated... and truculent!

by stucky on Aug 18, 2009 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve saved some up. When he runs out I’ll be rolling in the dough.

A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.

by furcifer on Aug 18, 2009 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good business sense

Too bad you’re hoarding up all the ugly too

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
GRABBO TIGHT KOMIKAZI CUZ WE'RE EXELERATING INTO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!11

by Winkle on Aug 18, 2009 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t worry Winkle. You still have a monopoly in that business.

A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.

by furcifer on Aug 18, 2009 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And

you’re my best customer

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
GRABBO TIGHT KOMIKAZI CUZ WE'RE EXELERATING INTO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!11

by Winkle on Aug 18, 2009 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s only fair. You give me the ugly, I give you stunningly good looking. I have a lot of the latter so I can spare some.

A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.

by furcifer on Aug 18, 2009 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lurking is not nearly as fun as participating.

I’ve seen the light!

In the Name of the Holy Truculence

by steve_w on Aug 18, 2009 10:41 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Welcome

now give us all your lunch money

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
GRABBO TIGHT KOMIKAZI CUZ WE'RE EXELERATING INTO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!11

by Winkle on Aug 18, 2009 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha!

I’m broke! So all you can do is beat me up and call me hurtful names!

In the Name of the Holy Truculence

by steve_w on Aug 18, 2009 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good enough for me.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Aug 18, 2009 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

indeed, we just do it for a reaction

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 18, 2009 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

See

That’s a testimonial!

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Aug 18, 2009 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You’ll notice that there is no option to just mash your keyboard. I think that we all know who needs that option.

I’ve been waiting for this. When do we get it?

Leaf, the universe and everything.

by 1967ers on Aug 18, 2009 10:49 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Your fingers are too fat to operate this phone. To order a special dialing wand, please mash the buttons now.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
GRABBO TIGHT KOMIKAZI CUZ WE'RE EXELERATING INTO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!11

by Winkle on Aug 18, 2009 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You have selected ‘regicide’.
If you know the name of the monarch being murdered press one now.

Truck You Lance.

by ohshrit on Aug 18, 2009 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

signed up because

wraparoundcurl is hot
and might as well, talk Leaf smack while at work

Wendel Killer Joseph

by MapleLeafMole on Aug 18, 2009 12:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

oh yeah

and my grammar stinks, thought I’d fit right in

Wendel Killer Joseph

by MapleLeafMole on Aug 18, 2009 12:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

PPP:

Hire the now unemployed Favaro and I’ll consider commenting more.

by AlecB on Aug 18, 2009 12:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BWAHAHA

Uhhh You hire him and I’ll comment at your site more :)

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Aug 18, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Favaro’s gone? With “brilliant” articles like this I’m not surprised.

A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.

by furcifer on Aug 18, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

shit, ive got hab fans telling me that their D is better than ours, i think this is a Code 3. Denial of Truculance

There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"

by Matt_Roberts on Aug 18, 2009 2:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ive heard this too
Mara Spacek and Gill are all excellent pick ups and are way be….ah i cant say it

what a crock

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 18, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

i know, a buddy of mine is tellibng me that Markov > Kaberle, Spacek > Beauchimen and that Hamrlik is > Komisarek. Also, Scehnn is still “too young”…

There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"

by Matt_Roberts on Aug 18, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Markov, while being a very good young offensive defenseman is still quite young and inexperianced.
Spacek is old and on the decline and Hamerlik is fucking terrible

and plus thats only three defensemen, only one of who would crack the top 4 on 70% of the teams in the NHL

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 18, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Markov, I would argue, is the better d-man on both the Leafs and Habs. However, the Habs cannot possibly argue the superior depth the Leafs have right now because they come woefully short. Just a wee problem.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Aug 18, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Markov, at current, is better over all probably because of his age and potential.
and he is worth more to teams because he puts up numbers, unlike Schenn,

but id take schenn any day of the week

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 18, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i see what you did there!
Just a wee problem.

LOL

"Sanity is not statistical." - George Orwell, a Leafs fan...
Stalk me here...

by blurr1974 on Aug 18, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, they’ll pee themselves when they face the truculence of the Leafs!

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 18, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They’ll pee themselves stepping into the adult dressing room.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Aug 18, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

they wont be able to reach the urinals!

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 18, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ask and Ye Shall Receive

I lurked, I joined, I conquered (in progress)

by WendelMadeMe on Aug 18, 2009 3:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Welcome

Thanks for stepping into the light.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Aug 18, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't like

all this fresh meat PPP

I don’t have enough hate to cover everybody now

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
GRABBO TIGHT KOMIKAZI CUZ WE'RE EXELERATING INTO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!11

by Winkle on Aug 18, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

how do you ever expect to make it in the bigs with an attitude like that?

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 18, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You gotta up your game son.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Aug 18, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The only thing you cover my fresh meat with is barbeque sauce…and a dash of hate, to taste

by WendelMadeMe on Aug 18, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like to think I started this new wave of fresh meat.

That makes me the freshest of the meats.

Truck You Lance.

by ohshrit on Aug 18, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You need to run your hate through a nuclear accelerator, so that it expands constantly and you never run out. Either that or go live in a place with high concentrations of Sens fans. I’m still running on that hate and it’s been 5 years now.

"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09

by kidkawartha on Aug 18, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sigh

You folks have exploded my dead to me list so much so that I have been forced to transfer it from being a simple piece of paper in my pocket to a full blown Excel spreadsheet.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
GRABBO TIGHT KOMIKAZI CUZ WE'RE EXELERATING INTO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!11

by Winkle on Aug 18, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ooo, do you have charts?
you should have charts

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 18, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Umm, charts and charts of hate.

"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09

by kidkawartha on Aug 18, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You should make a powerpoint presentation with lots of pie charts.

by Jo4nny on Aug 18, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

mmm pie

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 18, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i’m happy to lend my excel expertise to help you create your database of hate.

by daoust on Aug 18, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

make sure you have an up to date version of excel. We dont want you to be left behind in the world of spreadsheets. If you are going to hate, hate efficently.

There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"

by Matt_Roberts on Aug 18, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for joining, remember that I’m your best friend.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Aug 18, 2009 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

coughvoteforchemmycough

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 18, 2009 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I already did. he was the awesome option in the hagman pole…hehehe i spelt pole wrong on purpose.

Truck You Lance.

by ohshrit on Aug 18, 2009 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bertuzzi is a Red Wing again?

There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"

by Matt_Roberts on Aug 18, 2009 4:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I lurk cuz..

I have nothing constructive to say

by SPENCEMAN on Aug 18, 2009 5:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Me too

Plus, it’s hard to feel like you fit in the PPP clique sometimes. It’s like, if you haven’t been drinking gin, stabbing pineapples and worshipping Jared’s guns for the last year or so, you just don’t belong.

by Bag O' Pucks on Aug 18, 2009 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dont worry about filling in on the old stuff, new inside jokes come along all the time

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 18, 2009 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t worry about getting the inside jokes. Most of them are documented, new ones pop up all of the time, and we drink lots of other stuff besides gin.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Aug 18, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

once the season gets going

just jump into one of the Game Day threads sometime.

that is usually the source of all the inside jokes.

in the interim, the Chatty Cathy fanshots occur daily and there’s a plethora of inanity to be found in those parts.

"Sanity is not statistical." - George Orwell, a Leafs fan...
Stalk me here...

by blurr1974 on Aug 18, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I lurk cuz.. I have nothing constructive to say

Most people on here don’t. Don’t worry about it. Have you read Jared’s comments?

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 18, 2009 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i comment BECAUSE i have nothing constructive to say

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 18, 2009 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The tyranny of the illiterate.

"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09

by kidkawartha on Aug 18, 2009 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dood

i have nothing constructive to say, and they gave me a job!

all i do is pay PPP $20 an FTB, and I can work here.

"Sanity is not statistical." - George Orwell, a Leafs fan...
Stalk me here...

by blurr1974 on Aug 18, 2009 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, California economics at work. Keep up the good work, blurr! ;)

"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09

by kidkawartha on Aug 18, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the state ain’t going bankrupt from wise money management!

"Sanity is not statistical." - George Orwell, a Leafs fan...
Stalk me here...

by blurr1974 on Aug 18, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You have no opinions?

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Aug 18, 2009 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

eyebleaf always yells at me for my opinions :(

by lordosis on Aug 18, 2009 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yell at him back. Politely.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Aug 18, 2009 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There are so many rules to remember at this site.

by lordosis on Aug 18, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If those 5 votes aren't all for me

Then I clearly need to step up the intimidation.

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 18, 2009 5:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Welcome newbies. Your princess is on vacation and will greet you all properly in a few days.

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by wrap around curl on Aug 18, 2009 6:01 PM EDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

Burkie winner, right here.

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 18, 2009 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh man, for me the option to delete a comment is right next to the “rec” button and I almost torpedoed that comment by accident.

:(

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Aug 18, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Phew

Good thing they ask you if you are sure.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Aug 18, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Props to PPP

print-screen + ms paint = the best way to do everything

by Death_By_Leafs on Aug 19, 2009 4:50 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only have of the overlords use fancy photoshops. The other half is down to earth.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Aug 19, 2009 8:20 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The other half farms his photoshops out… :P

Support Your Local Coyotes Blog! -
Five For Howling

by Travis Hair on Aug 19, 2009 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s called stimulating the knowledge economy.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Aug 19, 2009 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I lurk because I like to lurk.

by Apoca-Leafs on Aug 19, 2009 12:55 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

But you’re playing PPP Bachelorette ;)

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Aug 19, 2009 8:20 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s actually why I joined!

Now that I’ve actually posted something, I think I’ll keep doing it. Seems like more fun than I thought!

by Apoca-Leafs on Aug 19, 2009 8:50 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

JP made me come over from the Rink so here I am.

Howdy.

IS PAЯTY NOW

by Your Nation's Capital on Aug 19, 2009 8:51 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

One of us, one of us.

A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.

by furcifer on Aug 19, 2009 9:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Surely you’ve got a tray of Tim Horton’s maple glazed here for all the n00bs, right? Surely.

IS PAЯTY NOW

by Your Nation's Capital on Aug 19, 2009 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup, right beside the back bacon and the poutine.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Aug 19, 2009 9:20 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats….gone now

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 19, 2009 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and don’t even LOOK for the beer.

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 19, 2009 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Our name is not Shirley. Well, there’s a rumour that Chemmy’s is, but that’s only in the bedroom.

"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09

by kidkawartha on Aug 19, 2009 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hello

We have a long history of Caps fans coming to visit mostly because we can’t make the playoffs on our own :(

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Aug 19, 2009 9:20 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well...

speaking for myself, I visited initially because of your support for the Caps, but keep visiting because the site’s pretty awesome (even though the Leafs haven’t been).

by TJA on Aug 19, 2009 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish I could rec this more than once.

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 19, 2009 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am dedicating my rec to you, then Mab

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 19, 2009 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And it’s appreciated. Thanks, kind sir.

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 20, 2009 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't lurk...

I’m more like that car full of suspicious looking characters that drive by rreealll slow like and check out the goods in everyones garage… I’m eyeing your lawnmower PPP.

Hockey ain't fun unless it's dirrrty, kids.

by Rhaen on Aug 19, 2009 4:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy Crap

Z really does change your life. I wish I would have known that during the draft

by Hansmoleman on Aug 19, 2009 6:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It’ll be vital during game threads. Hope you drop by.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Aug 19, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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