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Overlord Election

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A few years after purple fingers were all of the rage in Iraq, 10 months after the United States voted for change and a few days after Afghanistan's predictable mess of an election (seriously, elections are tampered with in the US and you expect a country's first one to be legit? I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you) the community at PPP will head to the polls to choose their overlords. Tomorrow in the afternoon you'll be able to choose your overlords for the coming season. 

You'll be making a very important choice as the new overlord will set the tone for the coming season. Just like it was vital to hire Brian Burke it will be vital that you vote for me. You don't want to change horses in mid-stream for a donkey. Or sell out to crazy liberal West Coasters. Or have cutting sessions become part of the community.

After the jump you can see the four groups' campaign buttons courtesy of OdinMercer of Five For Howling.

 

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Ppp_button_medium Chemmy_button_medium  Blurr_wrap_medium  Fun61_medium 

PPP/SkinnyFish

Chemmy/Wendel Bark

Blurr/Wrap Around Curl

EastLoop/Clawson

 SkinnyFish has been hard at work crafting messages for all of the community's constituents so find the one that best applies to you and use that as your reason to vote PPP/SkinnyFish:

Blurr and Wrap want to hurt your junk with duct tape. Chemmy wants to hurt your junk with braces.
Vote PPP/SkinnyFish - We make your junk feel good even when we’re not touching it!

Blurr and Wrap say they're from the West Coast; but we all know the only west coast that matters is that of Lake Ontario.

Vote PPP/SkinnyFish - We'll switch the timestamps to EDT!!

Chemmy is a eunuch!

Vote PPP/SkinnyFish - We wrote the Kunis/Portman love scene!

Sure Chemmy's dog is named Wendel Bark, but he likes the smell of my crotch better anyway!

Vote PPP/SkinnyFish - Our crotches don't smell like old man balls!

And it's certainly not an election without an informative ad:

Vote_notchemmy_medium

I think that we all know the answer.

And what do we have to say to claims that we've gone negative?


 

Keeping it positive is for pregnancy tests. Negative all the way baby!
Vote PPP/SkinnyFish – Free condoms for everybody*

*Only if we can pass our legislation through the Senate

Chemmy Edit:

Vote Chemmy! You won't be sorry for long!

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I'm afraid of Americans

are EastLoop and Clawson my only choice, or are one of them a Yank too?

by lordosis on Aug 24, 2009 11:34 AM EDT reply actions  

SkinnyFish is from Michigan. It’s basically Canada.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Aug 24, 2009 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ya, I knew SkinnyFish, Chemmy, Blurr and WAC all had American ties. And we won’t even go into the problems I have with where you’re from. Honestly, by the looks of it I’d have to vote for a Peterborough contingent if there was one, though I’d feel damn dirty doing it.

So for now, it looks like EastLoop and Clawson get my ignorant vote.

by lordosis on Aug 24, 2009 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

You will vote Peterborough whether you like it or not.
On that topic, I think KimJorn and Godd shut down CoxBloc just to prepare for stealing this election. You heard it here first.

"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09

by kidkawartha on Aug 24, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking about this earlier.
If they show up they could steal this thing

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

are write ins allowed?

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Absolutely!

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Aug 24, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

VOTE CHEMMY

“YES WE CAN. AND IF WE DON’T, WE WILL ANYWAYS.”

Sports And The City

A Toronto sports blog, where unabashed homerism is alive and well...

PLAYOFFS!!!!1

by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 11:42 AM EDT reply actions  

For the record that photo isn’t of me.

by not_Chemmy on Aug 24, 2009 11:46 AM EDT reply actions  

No, that says vote NotChemmy not not_Chemmy.

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by PPP on Aug 24, 2009 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think my head exploded.

by not_Chemmy on Aug 24, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m going to sit in the middle of the road and pour maple syrup over my head.

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Aug 24, 2009 11:48 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Does maple syrup burn? “The Brunswick Effigy”.

"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09

by kidkawartha on Aug 24, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vote for me and i will distribute said votes to the parties in an amusing and random matter!

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 11:56 AM EDT reply actions  

Vote Change. Vote Blurr and WAC

They don’t take vacations.

A Nation of Masochists I can't believe "Stay Truculent!!!1" replaced goodbye.

by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 12:02 PM EDT reply actions  

dont you mean they are both currently on vacation?

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean what I said and I said what I mean.

A Nation of Masochists I can't believe "Stay Truculent!!!1" replaced goodbye.

by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

PPP doesn’t take vacations.

Vote PPP

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by PPP on Aug 24, 2009 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

PPP doesn’t take vacations.

Vote Blurr-WAC.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Aug 24, 2009 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bad article1, bad.

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 24, 2009 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

can I vote for Sweet lady brick?

she’s my favourite

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

By all means. And yes, sweet lady brick is one helluva woman.

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 24, 2009 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

She’s going to be the Secretary of Face Smashing in my next administration.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Aug 24, 2009 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like it

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

High-Court Spankess.

"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09

by kidkawartha on Aug 24, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

From Hungry Leafs Fan
PPP also wastes perfectly good crust when there are children starving all over the world. Vote Blurr

A Nation of Masochists I can't believe "Stay Truculent!!!1" replaced goodbye.

by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 12:03 PM EDT reply actions  

SkinnyFish already refuted this spurious allegation:

PPP uses his unused crust to feed the homeless orphans of Toronto. Orphans with diseases.

Vote PPP

You’re just a crazy cruster.

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by PPP on Aug 24, 2009 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

dont forget muffin stumps

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

PPP deletes archives of Chatty Cathy

That way allegations against his campiagn are hidden.

Blurr has never deleted a chatty cathy session. Ever.

Vote Blurr and WAC

A Nation of Masochists I can't believe "Stay Truculent!!!1" replaced goodbye.

by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

unless there is wang

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

And now you're outright lying?

For shame.

PPP/SkinnyFish is the only way to vote!

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 24, 2009 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chemmy and PPP lie in campaign ads. Blurr has never told a lie. Vote Blurr (and WAC).

A Nation of Masochists I can't believe "Stay Truculent!!!1" replaced goodbye.

by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blurr and WAC also have never said anything about their campaign.

Furcifer is the Karl Rove of the Overlord Election!

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Aug 24, 2009 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe I’m just sabotaging their campaign for you my overlord

A Nation of Masochists I can't believe "Stay Truculent!!!1" replaced goodbye.

by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm my spies will tell me whether that’s true.

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by PPP on Aug 24, 2009 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

not true

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I keep telling you – negative campaigning DOES NOT WORK in Canada. So unless you’re trying to get them to lose, you are wasting your time.

Also? I’m voting for the winners. Hop on the train, or get off the track.

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 24, 2009 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Politicans lie.

by Clawson on Aug 24, 2009 1:06 PM EDT

Clawson admits he lies

A Nation of Masochists I can't believe "Stay Truculent!!!1" replaced goodbye.

by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Chemmy Party won’t even admit its own existence definitively. Vote Chemmy.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Aug 24, 2009 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

They are actually hidden. Unfortunately, there won’t be a way to bring them back until after the next release of SBN updates.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Aug 24, 2009 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Going negative doesn’t work, furcifer.

Vote PPP/SkinnyFish!

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 24, 2009 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tell that to PPP
Keeping it positive is for pregnancy tests. Negative all the way baby!
Vote PPP/SkinnyFish – Free condoms for everybody*

A Nation of Masochists I can't believe "Stay Truculent!!!1" replaced goodbye.

by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

you say that like its a bad thing

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Although blurr lives on the West Coast he stays up until 5:30 EST (2:30 PST ie. his time) to write the FTB posts. No, he does not write them before he goes to sleep and time them to post. He waits to post them. He then wakes up 4 hours later in order to get to work to support his family. Chemmy and PPP don’t even have families to support. Vote Blurr in ’09 (and WAC too)

A Nation of Masochists I can't believe "Stay Truculent!!!1" replaced goodbye.

by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 12:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Mabel supports the awesome ticket of PPP/SkinnyFish

Don’t make her give you some face time with sweet lady brick. Vote wisely.

PPP/SkinnyFish in the Overlord Election

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 24, 2009 12:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Well

This election is over. We win by default.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Aug 24, 2009 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

does that mean i dont get to be a spy anymore?

i was having fun

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vote Blurr – WAC. They won’t abuse their expense account.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Aug 24, 2009 12:11 PM EDT reply actions  

advert money be deep

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chemmy thinks you’re boring. Vote blurr.

A Nation of Masochists I can't believe "Stay Truculent!!!1" replaced goodbye.

by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 12:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Is that top picture the nurse that gave Barney his prostate exam?

Is it October yet?

by floridaLEAF on Aug 24, 2009 12:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmmm

I dunno, SkinnyFish is such a recent convert to our fandom. I don’t think I can vote for anyone who previously cheered for another team (this also disqualifies Blurr/Wrap)

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 12:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't make me...

go sweet lady brick on you, Karina.

Don’t hold his seeing the light recently against him. He has seen the light. That’s what counts.

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 24, 2009 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

It also disqualifies Chemmy.

A Nation of Masochists I can't believe "Stay Truculent!!!1" replaced goodbye.

by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good Call

Looks like I’m the only one left standing.

Well, EastLoop and Clawson are standing too but they have their heads hung low and their hair is covering their eyes.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Aug 24, 2009 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

your running mate disqualifies you.

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

You vote the top of the ticket.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Aug 24, 2009 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

not me! Hehehehe!

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on, Karina. You seem so levelheaded. And if you slag SkinnyFish, you slag me, as I selected him as the winner of the PPP Bachelorette: Mabel Edition.

Are you sure you want to slag me?

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 24, 2009 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

but SkinnyFish cheered for the Dirty Wings previously. This is not something that can be forgotten.

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

the wings are my second team, PPP is doing well to solidify my vote, well that and the muffin basket

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am surprised by this, Jared.

If SkinnyFish can make a speech about his love for the Leafs that moves me, I may vote that way.

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

i may not have paraded it around, but i was never secretive about it

their recent being so fucking good for so long is starting to wear

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes. I’d cheer for them except for the fact that they have the most arrogant fans ever.
Although I expect the penguins fans will soon catch up.

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, but recently they’ve had a lot to be arrogant about, i mean if it was the leafs, id be right up on that too

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, they’re at a level I could never reach. They are honestly offended that journalists keep saying they’ll be worse next year and go on these rediculous rants about how their team is the be all and end all of hockey.

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup, if the Leafs had that success, id be right up on that, but only to habs fans

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could reach Hab fan level of arrogance, but not wing fan level.

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 12:57 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Wow

You need to meet more habs fans then… they are uberarrogant

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 24, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perhaps

but I know a few who are quite nice and easy to be around.
Less so for Wings fans.

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wooo

my decision is made for me! Go Young, vote East Loop/Clawson, where their campaign slogan is: My Ex is Psycho!

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

You just made my list, Karina

Don’t do it.

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 24, 2009 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

your breaking up the band Karina!

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

All supporters of those two must immediately replace their signatures with

my ex

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

done.

well momentarily.

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blurr/Wrap crown has quite dubious colours me thinks…

Как хотел я

by sleza on Aug 24, 2009 12:19 PM EDT reply actions  

They’re royalty!

A Nation of Masochists I can't believe "Stay Truculent!!!1" replaced goodbye.

by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

i said the colours of it, not the crown itself…

Как хотел я

by sleza on Aug 24, 2009 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seeing

as I’m engaged to EastLoop, I’m voting that way.

But does that mean I get to do photo ops when she wins?

Truck You Lance.
EastLoop's new fiancé.

by ohshrit on Aug 24, 2009 12:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm very mad at vous

I can’t believe you got over me so quickly. You never really loved me.

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 24, 2009 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

You rejected me, she embraced me.

Truck You Lance.
EastLoop's new fiancé.

by ohshrit on Aug 24, 2009 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

It means that you’ll likely lose your head on Wednesday.

Whoops, I’ve said too much.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Aug 24, 2009 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, the site is called Pension Plan Puppets, so PPP gets my vote.

Other considerations:
WAC is good shit, but has only been a LeafNation member for a year or so. Too soon to be ruling over lifetime devotees. Give it a year or two.
Blurr’s emo, I’m not sure he’s emotionally fit to be an overlord.
SkinnyFish may be a Wings fan and recent convert, but he’ll have PPP’s steady hand to help guide him.
EastLoop/Clawson – i don’t know enough about them.

PPP – Why did you and Chemmy break up? You were a cute couple. And you had the good cop crazy cop thing going, too.

Chemmy’s caustic but lovable overlord routine will be missed.

by daoust on Aug 24, 2009 12:28 PM EDT reply actions  

my campaign is being ignored

so this is what Ross Perot felt like

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh. Well done, Jared.

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 24, 2009 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

You pulled out. We had a deal!

A Nation of Masochists I can't believe "Stay Truculent!!!1" replaced goodbye.

by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont see no rings on these fingers

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

See

This is what an informed voter sounds like.

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by PPP on Aug 24, 2009 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

smart, PPP… securing the bay street vote.

by daoust on Aug 24, 2009 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

PPP’s an elitist. Vote blurr/WAC for the common folk.

A Nation of Masochists I can't believe "Stay Truculent!!!1" replaced goodbye.

by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

trust me, i’m as common as they come.

Vote PPP/Skinnyfish!

by daoust on Aug 24, 2009 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blurr’s emo? Sorry that’s EastLoop and Clawson’s campaign.

Blurr is truculence personified. I challenge you to show any evidence of emoness.

A Nation of Masochists I can't believe "Stay Truculent!!!1" replaced goodbye.

by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blurr listens to Glasvegas. That’s good enough for me.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Aug 24, 2009 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’ve seen his emo side come out in more than a few heated discussion threads.

passion’s good, but i need stability in my overlord.

by daoust on Aug 24, 2009 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love

the caustic but lovable routine, I don’t want to see it go.

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

PPP – Why did you and Chemmy break up? You were a cute couple. And you had the good cop crazy cop thing going, too.

Sometimes you need fresh blood.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Aug 24, 2009 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

PPP is a vampire.

Vote Blurr-WAC.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Aug 24, 2009 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re a dead man, article1.

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 24, 2009 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

What happened to ‘free and fair’ elections?

This is like living in the USA.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Aug 24, 2009 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are free to vote as you choose, but slagging PPP and/or SkinnyFish displeases me.

Also? Don’t throw your vote away.

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 24, 2009 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Third party dissent? PPP and SkinnyFish are afraid that a vote for Blurr is a vote for Chemmy.

A Nation of Masochists I can't believe "Stay Truculent!!!1" replaced goodbye.

by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

A vote for Blurr is a vote for Blurr.
A vote for Chemmy is a vote for Chemmy.
A vote for PPP/SF is a vote for the future. Won’t somebody think of the children?

Wings fan by birth. Future Mr. Mabel by marriage.

by SkinnyFish on Aug 24, 2009 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

you make a good point.

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 12:50 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I dont have children though

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Surprise!

I have a few young ladies here who believe you have some ‘splainin’ to do.

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Aug 24, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have to go get some smokes

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

PPP said he needed fresh blood. All I did was draw the logical conclusion.

I have nothing against SkinnyFish. As far as I am aware, he has no vampiric tendencies.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Aug 24, 2009 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I file down my fangs to fit in with the food.

Wings fan by birth. Future Mr. Mabel by marriage.

by SkinnyFish on Aug 24, 2009 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

half the overlord candidates are American, it’s to be expected.

do any of the other candidates live as close to Toronto as PPP? just another reason to vote PPP/Skinnyfish.

by daoust on Aug 24, 2009 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

PPP

also has a press pass

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blurr grew up in Toronto.

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

And now lives way the hell far away.

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 24, 2009 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

What’s wrong with living way the hell far away?

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Aug 24, 2009 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing. But saying “he grew up in TO, so it’s like he’s still living in TO” is dishonest.

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 24, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

What’s wrong with being dishonest?

This is an election!!!

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Aug 24, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

That may be how you do things over there, but here in Canada, we like honesty and facts.

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 24, 2009 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Social Healthcare!

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Aug 24, 2009 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Social healthcare rocks.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Aug 24, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

You guys are weird.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Aug 24, 2009 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry. We’re getting a lot less weird.

Thanks Stephen!

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by PPP on Aug 24, 2009 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe you are, im trying to get more so

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

From Hungry Leafs Fan
Vote Blurr & WAC. Their campaign is made of bacon.

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 12:39 PM EDT reply actions  

what happens

if two parties are tied for Overlordship?

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by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 12:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Summary executions

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by PPP on Aug 24, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

my favourite time of the year

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I prefer to be a completely uninformed, ignorant voter who votes for the incumbent because he’s too lazy to get involved in the campaigns and research the issues, etc.

Do I get any bonus points for this?

Being a Leaf fan here requires one to be sufficiently lubricated... and truculent!

by stucky on Aug 24, 2009 12:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Eddie Murphy approves of your voting philosophy.

Wings fan by birth. Future Mr. Mabel by marriage.

by SkinnyFish on Aug 24, 2009 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Charlie Murphy approves of pancakes.

Pancakes.

Truck You Lance.
EastLoop's new fiancé.

by ohshrit on Aug 24, 2009 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Game.

Blouses.

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Aug 24, 2009 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why don’t you go purify yourself in the waters of lake Minnitonka.

Truck You Lance.
EastLoop's new fiancé.

by ohshrit on Aug 24, 2009 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

but

the incumbent is split into two parties.

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, the incumbent added a second to his ticket and then for the next election added a different one.

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by PPP on Aug 24, 2009 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

is that how it works? i think you just won me over with your facts and logic.

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 12:54 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Girl Power!

WAC is the only non-Emo female running,

Vote for WAC (and get blurr too)~

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

uhhh

these are not logical fact.
I vote for PPP!

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

these are not logical fact.

Who needs logic? She’s a girl.

Vote for WAC and Blurr

A Nation of Masochists I can't believe "Stay Truculent!!!1" replaced goodbye.

by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

this sexist comment has lost them the election.

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blurr and WAC are sexist
PPP and SkinnyFish are the sexiest
Vote PPP/SkinnyFish – We’re hot like fresh baked cookies!

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by SkinnyFish on Aug 24, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

The blurr campaign denies any sexism. We have a woman running! We can’t be sexist!!

All woman should vote for WAC.

Vote Blurr and WAC

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Furcifer thinks that women don’t vote on issues just on shared genitalia.

PPP/SkinnyFish knows what matters to women. Vote PPP/SkinnyFish

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by PPP on Aug 24, 2009 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

what’s wrong with being sexy?

by daoust on Aug 24, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vote Chemmy or don’t. I don’t need your votes anyways.

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by Chemmy on Aug 24, 2009 12:46 PM EDT reply actions  

The Ayatollah KhoChemmy

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by PPP on Aug 24, 2009 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Chemmy party will be driving around and cutting off people’s hands so they can’t vote.

Vote for Chemmy by joining a death squad… I mean democracy squad… today!

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by Chemmy on Aug 24, 2009 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chemmy has thought of the children. We rounded up all children capable of holding a weapon to reinforce our Democracy Squads and killed the rest.

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by Chemmy on Aug 24, 2009 12:51 PM EDT reply actions  

The Chemmy Party also apologizes in advance for any number of unspeakable atrocities comitted by or for the Chemmy Party.

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by Chemmy on Aug 24, 2009 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

the apologizing is a negative point, you should have to apologize for things that needed doing

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Chemmy party thanks you for your vote.

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by Chemmy on Aug 24, 2009 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

you’re thanking me for not voting for you?

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’ll vote for me, I have a good feeling.

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by Chemmy on Aug 24, 2009 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

you’re assuming im voting

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

It says right here on the voting results that you voted for me tomorrow.

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by Chemmy on Aug 24, 2009 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blurr’s a lover not a fighter.

Vote blurr and WAC for overlords.

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Chemmy party thanks you for your vote.

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by Chemmy on Aug 24, 2009 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

wraps a fighter, i have the scars

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

BCWW

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Chemmy party thanks you for your vote.

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by Chemmy on Aug 24, 2009 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

No overlord has ever apologized for the actions of the site!

I am not part of the Blame PPPers First crowd like my main opponent.

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by PPP on Aug 24, 2009 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Chemmy party thanks you for your vote.

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by Chemmy on Aug 24, 2009 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m so not voting for you.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Aug 24, 2009 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Chemmy party thanks you for your vote.

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by Chemmy on Aug 24, 2009 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmmm… unspeakable atrocities sound pretty sweet.

if you weren’t an ex-hurricanes, i mean whalers fan, this would be a tough call.

by daoust on Aug 24, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why do you think that I have a guy from Michigan (near Detroit) on the ticket?

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by PPP on Aug 24, 2009 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wings fan for overlord?

Vote blurr

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

PPP/Skinnyfish – Bringing a winning attitude to the Barilkosphere!

Wings fan by birth. Future Mr. Mabel by marriage.

by SkinnyFish on Aug 24, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

You want to follow the Detroit Model?

Vote PPP/SkinnyFish

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by PPP on Aug 24, 2009 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Skinnyfish knows how the enemy thinks

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Skinnyfish won Mabel over

He’s obviously got lots going for him.

Vote PPP/SkinnyFish

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 24, 2009 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

that thought did occur to me.

if shit goes down, skinnyfish’s proximity to Detroit will give him the skills he needs to handle himself (ie kill a man).

by daoust on Aug 24, 2009 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

In the event of a global apocalypse, Skinnyfish has ample experience surviving in a bombed-out nightmare.

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Aug 24, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

We'll teach you the proper way to...

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by SkinnyFish on Aug 24, 2009 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

no cam neely turtling on wendel

FAIL

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

indeed

disturbed by the inclusion of a red wing in the photo

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

beating up an av is never a bad thing

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

LUKE SCHENN MAKES RUSSIANS TURTLE

VOTE CHEMMY

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by Chemmy on Aug 24, 2009 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

oy… poor russian guy :(

Как хотел я

by sleza on Aug 24, 2009 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

You ask and your future Overlord delivers

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by SkinnyFish on Aug 24, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Win!

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats the ticket

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s taking initiative.
PPP/SkinnyFish have the blessing of the prophet.

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Aug 24, 2009 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blurr and WAC don’t mix belief with politics

A Nation of Masochists I can't believe "Stay Truculent!!!1" replaced goodbye.

by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you cant believe in your politics, you dont believe in anything!

Refusing To Bow To Your Standards Since 2006

by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then they are not, therefore, wholly consumed with the Truculent Spirit.

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Aug 24, 2009 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blurr and WAC are godless hethens
PPP and SkinnyFish are devout servants to the Lord Burke.
Vote PPP/SkinnyFish - You wouldn’t want to anger your God would you?

Wings fan by birth. Future Mr. Mabel by marriage.

by SkinnyFish on Aug 24, 2009 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can’t hate somebody for cheering for their hometown team.

Can’t hate somebody for seeing the light.

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by Chemmy on Aug 24, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

noone said anything about hate my man. full respect to anyone who finds their way to the blue and white. and the whalers had one of the best jerseys around.

but with candidates that are so equally qualified, little details like that make a difference.

by daoust on Aug 24, 2009 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Chemmy Party thinks votes are all relative anyways. Vote for PPP, vote for Blurr, it’s all a vote for Chemmy in the end.

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by Chemmy on Aug 24, 2009 12:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I vote for

politicians with a sense of humour.
It’s a close race right now, but Chemmy’s threatening to pull ahead….

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 12:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Chemmy thanks you for your careful consideration of the issues at hand, most notably that only one candidate has travelling deat- er democracy squads.

Vocal Chemmy supporters may find that their hard work is well rewarded under the new regime. I mean calendar.

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by Chemmy on Aug 24, 2009 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

PPP doesn’t know how to log in to his Gmail account. Vote Chemmy.

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by Chemmy on Aug 24, 2009 1:13 PM EDT reply actions  

PPP is getting a 414 error. Chemmy is committing electronic terrorism. Vote PPP

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by PPP on Aug 24, 2009 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey

what happened to the Favicon vote????

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 1:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Uhhh

Postponed pending new management

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by PPP on Aug 24, 2009 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

sure

sure it is….

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

PPP forgets about important referenda. Vote Blurr/WAC. They remember all.

A Nation of Masochists I can't believe "Stay Truculent!!!1" replaced goodbye.

by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

PPP can't log on to G-mail
I can’t log in :(

by PPP on Aug 24, 2009 1:03 PM EDT

How can he run a blog?

Vote blurr/WAC

A Nation of Masochists I can't believe "Stay Truculent!!!1" replaced goodbye.

by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 1:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Furcifer’s last post was August 10th and was about Alex Rios.

This is the man WAC/Blurr have hired?

Vote PPP/SkinnyFish.

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by PPP on Aug 24, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

is there a voter apathy party?

Dull Skates and Broken Twigs "Hockey is a man's game. The team with the most real men win." -Brian Burke

by PapaLasagna on Aug 24, 2009 1:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes. Vote Chemmy.

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by Chemmy on Aug 24, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, pretty much this option if you don’t care about free condoms, the children, or being sexy. If you do care about those things, I’d recommend voting for PPP and myself.

The choice is yours.

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by SkinnyFish on Aug 24, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

SkinnyFish

is slowly swinging my vote despite the fact that I nominated the blurr/WAC ticket.

A Nation of Masochists I can't believe "Stay Truculent!!!1" replaced goodbye.

by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

stay loyal.

or vote chemmy.

don’t give it to the dark side.

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by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dark side?

Don’t go there, eye.

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 24, 2009 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

By dark side I mean only PPP. We all know how I feel about you and SkinnyFish.

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by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like the darkside, i do my best work under the cover of darkness

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right, you have been very supportive, and it is appreciated.

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 24, 2009 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chemmy hates children and would prefer to not be around them in accordance with a pesky court order.

Vote Chemmy.

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by Chemmy on Aug 24, 2009 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

After much consideration...

I’M STILL VOTING CHEMMY.

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by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 1:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Mabel is voting PPP/SkinnyFish

You should too.

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 24, 2009 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m a man of my word. I threw my support behind Chemmy. I’m as loyal as they come. If Chemmy loses, I’m going down with the ship.

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by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know you’re loyal. I am too. And don’t worry, when he loses to PPP and SkinnyFish, I’ll make sure you are spared.

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 24, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks, sweetheart.

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by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

eyebleaf and Mabel like Vernon Wells? Do you like Vernon Wells? No. Of course not. Then how can you trust their votes?

Vote blurr and WAC

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t bring V-Dub into this.

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by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

You leave V-Dub out of this. Because I will fight dirty.

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 24, 2009 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d like to see that (as long as I’m not on the receiving end of said wrath)

Truck You Lance.
EastLoop's new fiancé.

by ohshrit on Aug 24, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

V-Dub is akin to a candidate’s kids. You leave them out of it, dammit.

I believe in Vernon Wells. And so does Chemmy.

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by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

chemmy believes in the redsox

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared, throw me a bone here. You’re not helping.

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by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

helping?

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vote EastLoop, she goes to Leaf and Jays games.

And vote Clawson, because he lives in Barrie, and people who live in Barrie need something good to happen at least once in their lives.

Truck You Lance.
EastLoop's new fiancé.

by ohshrit on Aug 24, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared refuses to bow to your standards.

I would be all over the Jared vote if he was a candidate.

Read the Blog and follow your Hunger

by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 24, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

well he’s not.

so vote chemmy.

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by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which is just ONE of his flaws…

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 24, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chemmy wanted the Sox and Jays to win the AL East playoff spots.

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by Chemmy on Aug 24, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chemmy’s a Sox fan.

Vote blurr. He loves the Blue Jays (or at least he hasn’t said he doesn’t)

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

VERNON WELLS FOR PRIME MINISTER

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by Chemmy on Aug 24, 2009 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s American he can’t be PM.

Chemmy doesn’t understand Canadian Politics.

Vote EastLoop and Clawson.

Truck You Lance.
EastLoop's new fiancé.

by ohshrit on Aug 24, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

beat me to it.

He’s American he can’t be PM.

Chemmy doesn’t understand Canadian Politics.

Vote EastLoop and Clawson. blurr and WAC

/fixed

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait

why would we vote for 2 americans?

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

blurr’s Canadian.

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

living in America

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

like the song.

A Nation of Masochists I can't believe "Stay Truculent!!!1" replaced goodbye.

by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

One only needs to be a Canadian Citizen to become Prime Minister, so Vernon Wells could be Prime Minister.

But nobody really understands Canadian politics anyway.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Aug 24, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

CHEMMY UNDERSTANDS CANADIAN POLITICS BETTER THAN EVERYONE EXCEPT DPATRICKGRAY

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by Chemmy on Aug 24, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vernon is not a Canadian citizen.

Therefore cannot be Prime Minister.

Chemmy is misinformed.

Vote EastLoop and Clawson.

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by ohshrit on Aug 24, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vernon Wells believes in Canadian Politics. As does Chemmy.

He’s the right man for the job.

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by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vote EastLoop/Clawson

because it’d be hilarious if they won.

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 1:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Endorsement

There’s a pretty hefty one on the front page.

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by PPP on Aug 24, 2009 1:32 PM EDT reply actions  

My vote cannout be bought, not even by the good looks of Luke Schenn.

VOTE CHEMMY

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by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eyebleaf has chosen to go with the heretics. His soul’s been condemned to an eternity of watching the Habs in the Bell Centre.

What do you want for your soul?

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by PPP on Aug 24, 2009 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

For Chemmy to rule the day.

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by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blurr isn’t afraid to play hard ball. When the going gets tough, he won’t have a problem penetrating enemy lines. He knows what it’s like to head a nation as large as ours. Don’t give him the shaft.

Vote Blurr/WAC

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 24, 2009 1:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I think we need to have a run off, like the Liberal convention.

Everyone’s voting across the board.

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by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

One Vote

Tomorrow at noon. All four parties are on the ticket.

Vote PPP in 2009 or I'll punch out all of your blood

by Wendel Clark on Aug 24, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vote Chemmy.

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by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

he won’t have a problem penetrating enemy lines
Don’t give him the shaft.

TWSS

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by ohshrit on Aug 24, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

hehe wang

also

cock-a-poo

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blurr denies the existence of any wang.

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

cock-a-poo

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

вотум для Chemmy вотум для ананасов, вотум для PPP вотум для психического здоровья. Вотум WAC и blurr. Они ненавидят оба.

by MikhailGrabovski on Aug 24, 2009 1:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope what all that says is: VOTE CHEMMY.

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by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eyebeleaf, even though we were on different sides of the matt stajan discussion (hatred vs indifference), and now this election, we still remain united in the most important of leaf topics (mats and kabby).

May the best overlord win. PPP.

by daoust on Aug 24, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

You, sir, are a good man. Utmost respect.

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by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

right back at you, of course.

by daoust on Aug 24, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m going to go with this

Вотум WAC и blurr.
being Vote WAC and blurr.

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vote EastLoop/Clawson

…or else we’ll hate you more than our exes!

Chemmy is my ex.

by EastLoop on Aug 24, 2009 2:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I admit...

this frightens me.

BUT WE REMAIN STRONG: VOTE CHEMMY

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by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

(Chemmy, can we add me to the ticket, or what man?)

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by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

ANNOUNCING MY NEW CO-OVERLORD EYEBLEAF

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by Chemmy on Aug 24, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

A vote against eyebleaf is a vote against hope itself.

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by Chemmy on Aug 24, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

GAME CHANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

“A vote against eyebleaf is a vote against hope itself.”

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by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

CHEMMY DOESNT BELIEVE IN OVERLORD MONOGAMY!

Vote EastLoop/Clawson
We believe in treating your significant other (overlord) right!

Chemmy is my ex.

by EastLoop on Aug 24, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chemmy doesn’t share power.

EastLoop and Clawson are equal opportunity people.

VOTE TEAM AWESOME (EastLoop and Clawson)

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by ohshrit on Aug 24, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Schennanigans!!!!

Copyright infringement!

OdinMercer and Mabel are Team Awesome, and have been for ages. Cease and desist.

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 24, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

does odin also support PPP? is this a team awsome swingvote?

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Odin

is neutral.

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

team awesome cant agree on a candidate? thats not very awesome

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t listen to a woman who married a Canucks fan. Odin and I are of one mind.

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 24, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

well where is he to lend his vote to team PPP? if you cant throw your own words behind something then what am i supposed to think about your dedication?

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

That statement makes no sense. I am here, and am throwing my words behind it.

And if you choose to question my dedication, then you have less sense than God gave gravel.

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 24, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

you, i take stock in, but i need proof that odin is behind the initiative

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Odin

said he’s neutral because he’s running all campaigns (except Blurr/WAC). I’m sure he’d vote for PPP if he felt he could.

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry mabel, didn’t know.

VOTE TEAM ENTOURAGE (Sloan, Vince….and to a lesser extent E).

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by ohshrit on Aug 24, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not a problem. :)

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 24, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

"A vote against eyebleaf is a vote against hope itself."

Lord knows this is true.
Eyebeleaf cried at Mats’ return.
Eyebeleaf maintains hope like noone else alive.

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Eyebleaf cries at meaningless montages.

Vote EastLoop and Clawson.

Truck You Lance.
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by ohshrit on Aug 24, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

The return of Mats Sundin was more than a “meaningless montage,” sir.

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by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

eyebleaf развеселило Canucks в сериях игр…

by MikhailGrabovski on Aug 24, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh you

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

he had no hope for Justin Pogge, his hope has limits

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

It shows that when I have to cut bait, I can. Pogge’s shit. That’s why he’s no longer a leaf.

“A vote against ChemmyBarkBleaf is a vote against hope itself.”

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by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

you vote against hope when you cut and run!

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Word

Sorry eye, but this is truth. You can’t be the ‘man of hope’ if you gave up on a kid who wasn’t yet 25 and hadn’t played a full season in the NHL.

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 24, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pogge will amount to nothing. You’ll see in the end that I was right. He wasn’t Maple Leafs material.

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by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

you still gave up hope

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry buddy, but hope doesn’t reside in Pogge’s disgusting and pathetic save percentage.

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by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

there goes your hope is eternal campaign

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

We are the ballot of truth. We are the ballot of hope. We are the ballot of light.

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by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

ooo, two cross border conspirator teams, spicy

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

EastLoop wears pink head bands. How can you take her seriously?
Clawson mows his own lawn. He doesn’t support employing immigrants.

Read the Blog and follow your Hunger

by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 24, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

The pink headband is a smear campaign designed by you, Chemmy, and furcifer.

Vote EastLoop/Clawson
And maybe our emotional wounds will heal… one day….

Chemmy is my ex.

by EastLoop on Aug 24, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vote EastLoop/Clawson or I’ll get a gang from Harlem to burn your house down.

Truck You Lance.
EastLoop's new fiancé.

by ohshrit on Aug 24, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

ClawLoop has Johnny Drama supporting them.

nuff said

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 24, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

So Does

Vinny Chase, and he just did a Scorsese movie.

Truck You Lance.
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by ohshrit on Aug 24, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

EastLoop and Clawson are the Sloan and Vince of the PPP Entourage

Chemmy is my ex.

by EastLoop on Aug 24, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then I’m E.

YES! Moving up in the world!

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by ohshrit on Aug 24, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

E sucks. He dated a Gremlin.

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

That

Is a TERRIBLE endorsement.

Vince is the worst character on that show.

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by Archimedies on Aug 24, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vince brings in the cash.

Chemmy is my ex.

by EastLoop on Aug 24, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vote Chemmy/Bark/Bleaf

It’s impossible to beat that team. Absolutely fucking impossible.

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by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

CHEMMYBARKBLEAF

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by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Let’s have a good clean race”.

“May the best man win.”

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by Chemmy on Aug 24, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

"May the best man win."

CHEMMY IS SEXIST!

Vote EastLoop/Clawson!
2 Sexes are better than one!

Chemmy is my ex.

by EastLoop on Aug 24, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can’t beat two guys and a puppy.

Remember, if you vote for us, the champagne flows freely.

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by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

You have made the right choice, fellow Davisville Villager.

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by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

champagne or giant ass pitchers…..

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vote for EastLoop she has an adorable puppy named Sosa Sola.

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by ohshrit on Aug 24, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

YOU MEANT CHEMMYBARKBLEAF, RIGHT?

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by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure.

Either vote for them, or one of the other candidates!

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by Archimedies on Aug 24, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chemmybarkbleaf are equal opportunity candidates.

STOP THE HATRED.

It’s time for a change from the politics of the past.

Vote for change. Vote for hope.

"A vote against ChemmyBarkBleaf is a vote against hope itself."

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by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vote for Change is a® of the blurr and WAC campaign

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

“A vote against ChemmyBarkBleaf is a vote against hope itself.”

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by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

A vote for ChemmyBarkBleaf is a vote for baseball.

PPP/SKINNYFISH!

by daoust on Aug 24, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

And ChemmyBleafBark loves you.

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by Chemmy on Aug 24, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

smear tactics.

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by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hope is overpaid and bats under .200 with runners in scoring position.

Vote Blurr/WAC

Read the Blog and follow your Hunger

by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 24, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bleaf

INVENTED the Vernon Wells hatred advisory system

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by Archimedies on Aug 24, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

he still bleafs in him though

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn right I do.

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by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

no it doesnt

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Though he did do it to appease the masses.

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 24, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vote or Diddy will kill you!!!

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

but for who, diddy? FOR WHO?

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Turd Sandwich

Wings fan by birth. Future Mr. Mabel by marriage.

by SkinnyFish on Aug 24, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Giant Douche!

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 24, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

More like vote incorrectly and die.

Vote PPP in 2009 or I'll punch out all of your blood

by Wendel Clark on Aug 24, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vote EastLoop/C;awson

We have enough feelings to write posts for TEN blogs!

Chemmy is my ex.

by EastLoop on Aug 24, 2009 2:32 PM EDT reply actions  

CHEMMYBARKBLEAF

Don’t use words like ‘feelings’

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by Archimedies on Aug 24, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s because they’re illiterate and don’t use any words.

Vote EastLoop/Clawson.

Truck You Lance.
EastLoop's new fiancé.

by ohshrit on Aug 24, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vote EastLoop because even when she mistypes it’s still adorable.

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by ohshrit on Aug 24, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only because you think of her as the girl in the pink headband.

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

10 emo blogs.

Vote PPP in 2009 or I'll punch out all of your blood

by Wendel Clark on Aug 24, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m suffering from election campaign fatigue.

Being a Leaf fan here requires one to be sufficiently lubricated... and truculent!

by stucky on Aug 24, 2009 2:35 PM EDT reply actions  

i am enjoying the crap out of this

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh it’s fun and all, for sure, I mean in the sense that I’m being promised so much, I don’t know who to vote for. Thinking about these things makes me very tired.

Being a Leaf fan here requires one to be sufficiently lubricated... and truculent!

by stucky on Aug 24, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

vote Jared/Karina, we promise nothing but the status quo!

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's it.

I’m sold!!

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by stucky on Aug 24, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vote Jared and Karina!

We comment more than any other party!

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 2:38 PM EDT reply actions  

strength in numbers!

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

and in Pythons!!!1

Read the Blog and follow your Hunger

by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 24, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you don’t know what we stand for, read our comments!

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you guys are running, this is where my vote is going!

Read the Blog and follow your Hunger

by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 24, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d recommend voting for Chemmy unless you want him to reset your comment counter….

Wings fan by birth. Future Mr. Mabel by marriage.

by SkinnyFish on Aug 24, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Attaboy, Skinnyfish.

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by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

you’re resorting to scare tactics now too?

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared/Karina dont respond to threats

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

PPP could also do this, but then he wouldnt threaten it

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

somehow

Ralph Nader is gonna fuck up this election too

"I'd walk into the Leafs dressing room to get ready for the day and Harold would be there in his boxer shorts shaving. King Clancy would drop by a little later, play the fool, and then head off to the racetrack." John Brophy

by Mike Pelyk's Hairdo on Aug 24, 2009 2:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Ralph Nader is voting ChemmyBarkBleaf

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by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

is that a good thing?

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared/Karina

are both blondes
Blondes have more fun
A vote for Jared/Karina is a vote for FUN!

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by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 2:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Connecting the two coasts, with fun

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not even blond but I can’t vote against fun!

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by stucky on Aug 24, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared/Karina

Are hairists. And must be stopped.

Vote PPP/SkinnyFish!

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 24, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared/Karina

are not hairists, but support any who choose to be.
Vote J/K!

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared can win mabel over again no matter how many times he is disqualified

a vote for J/K is a vote for sticktoitivness

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared

Lost Mabel to a foreigner. He can’t compete in an open competition.

Vote PPP/SkinnyFish!

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 24, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Archi

Finds this all extremely entertaining.

Vote for someone!

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by Archimedies on Aug 24, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared could have easily one had he tried, only felt it fair to let someone else have a shot

a vote for J/K is a vote for equal opportunity

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

*won

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

grammar nazis dont get votes

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

nazis dont get votes

Tell that to the Germans.

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared can’t handle losing, even when he’s clearly outclassed in every measure.

Vote for real men – PPP and SkinnyFish.

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 24, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared is classy enough to not worry about other men because he is confident enough in himself that it doesn’t matter if he isnt chosen by someone, he knows they’ll be back

a vote for J/K is a vote for confidence

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Real Men have pythons.

Vote J/K

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by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared is oblivious to facts, and can’t deal with reality. He thinks Mabel is coming back, despite her blissful happiness with another man.

Vote PPP and SkinnyFish.

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 24, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

PPP/Skinnyfish – Pleasing ppp.com one beautiful lady at a time.

Wings fan by birth. Future Mr. Mabel by marriage.

by SkinnyFish on Aug 24, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared actually has a beautiful lady as his running mate

a vote for J/K is a vote for Beautiful ladies everywhere

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

SkinnyFish has Mabel, who according to eyebleaf is ‘THE prize’

Vote PPP/SkinnyFish.

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 24, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared had the prize engaged to him

vote J/K

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared had the prize engaged to him, and then she smarted up.

Vote PPP/SkinnyFish.

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 24, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mabel – You’ll always be a part of me (to Jared)

Jared is part of the Price, vote J/K

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mabel – You’ll always be a part of me (to Jared)

Jared can admit his mistakes

Vote J/K

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Prize

Read the Blog and follow your Hunger

by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 24, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared has payed the Price

Vote J/K

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

paid

Read the Blog and follow your Hunger

by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 24, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared makes points with subtle word play, and forgives you if you dont get the

Vote J/K

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still don’t get it but I’m voting J/K anyway.

Abandon Blurr/WAC

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 24, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

its ok, your forgiven

vote J/K

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

HLF

is voting J/K.

Vote J/K.

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by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mabel – You’ll always be a part of me (to Jared)

Jared is part of the loves Carey Price, DONT vote J/K

I'm not even supposed to be here today..!

by Shield on Aug 24, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared doesnt resort to smear campaigns because he is above that

Vote J/K

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared doesnt resort to smear campaigns because he is above that deny his love of Carey Price.

Spoil your vote!

I'm not even supposed to be here today..!

by Shield on Aug 24, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared doesnt need to be justified by those with ulterior motives and is confident in the future

a vote for J/K is a vote for a confident future

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hairists?

I wouldn’t mind if they were eyeists, but hairism is just going too far!

I'm not even supposed to be here today..!

by Shield on Aug 24, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I might have to vote for Karina now.

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Karina is married

How can she take time to run such a busy blog?
Blurr is a family man. He loves his beautiful wife and daughter. His daughter just started her first day of school. How can you vote against her?
Vote blurr and WAC

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 2:52 PM EDT reply actions  

CHEMMYBARKBLEAF

Are not married, and can focus their energy on solid leadership.

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by Archimedies on Aug 24, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared never works, he has all the time in the world

vote J/K

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared plays well

vote J/K

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chemmy

is planning a wedding, and is therefore busier than even married people.

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by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chemmy

Likely isn’t doing all that much planning

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by Archimedies on Aug 24, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blurr has a wife and daughter, how can he take the time to run such a busy blog?
Jared is single and unemployed and will be here when i cannot. As the running mate, I don’t need to be here as much.
Vote J/K!

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by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blurr has

a mortgage, home studio, seven guitars and a little bubba who hasn’t got a job yet (stupid child labor laws…)

Vote Blurr/WAC.

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

WAC can perform duties when blurr is taking care of bubba.

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blurr/WAC

Are both nowhere to be found.

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by Archimedies on Aug 24, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get out of here

with your facts and observations

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

she’s still on vacation isnt she? and Blurr just went on vacation? thats some grade A seat filling there

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Neither Blurr nor WAC are here.
Jared and Karina are always here.
Vote J/K!

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by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared and Karina are always here.

This explains the sorry state of affairs.
Vote Change®

Vote blurr and WAC

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared and Karina know a winning formula when they see one and that change for the sake of change is something JFJ would do

vote J/K

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

You guys aren’t even running.

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

arnt we?

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

*aren’t.

Vote blurr/WAC

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

grammar nazis dont get votes

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

we're running

see:


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by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Image fail.

Vote blurr and WAC. They’ve never had an image fail.

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

images of wangs are full of fail

vote J/K

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

J/K

have never posted a wang on PPP.
Vote J/K

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by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

vote for Chemmy or he will kill this kitten

"I'd walk into the Leafs dressing room to get ready for the day and Harold would be there in his boxer shorts shaving. King Clancy would drop by a little later, play the fool, and then head off to the racetrack." John Brophy

by Mike Pelyk's Hairdo on Aug 24, 2009 2:53 PM EDT reply actions  

freaky ewok kittens cannot sway me

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it dead?

Wings fan by birth. Future Mr. Mabel by marriage.

by SkinnyFish on Aug 24, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

kitty survived

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by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate cats. Sweet.

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Archi

Jays game tonight?

Confirmed:
myself
furc
hungry
eastloop
reese

(I haven’t heard from Brian)

Anybody else?

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PLAYOFFS!!!!1

by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 3:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Shield

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Respect

6

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PLAYOFFS!!!!1

by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe Shield is sitting behind home though.

The general? Unless he is Reese

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 24, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I will be there but sitting with the bourgeoisie.

I'm not even supposed to be here today..!

by Shield on Aug 24, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh right. 23 rows.

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’ll be wearing a camo jays hat just FYI in case you see me outside/on the screen/after.

I'm not even supposed to be here today..!

by Shield on Aug 24, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

eye and I will be the two brown guys.

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

and eastloop will be in the pink headband.

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lol.

I'm not even supposed to be here today..!

by Shield on Aug 24, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

She’s going to kill me tonight.

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want to thumb wrestle eastloop

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 24, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish

I’m ALREADY at work, and am until 2am.

If it were tomorrow instead of tonight, I’d already be drunk.

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by Archimedies on Aug 24, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would be there if I lived in Toronto. I make time for drinking and don’t hide behind excuses like “work” or “family” or “not that interested in going”.

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* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Aug 24, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m with Chemmy.

BOOZE = AWESOME.

Truck You Lance.
EastLoop's new fiancé.

by ohshrit on Aug 24, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared is already drunk

A vote for J/K is a vote for alcohol enjoyment in its purest form, abuse

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I shall be voting PPP/Skinnyfish, but only because no bastard told me this was happening and it’s too late to put myself forward.

Goodnight and good luck.

Harder, better, faster, stronger because our work is never over.

by Mattblack on Aug 24, 2009 3:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I already promised you a cabinet position in exchange for your support!

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by PPP on Aug 24, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good, good….

tents fingers

Harder, better, faster, stronger because our work is never over.

by Mattblack on Aug 24, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought we had something special.

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by Chemmy on Aug 24, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re my dirty little secret.

Harder, better, faster, stronger because our work is never over.

by Mattblack on Aug 24, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

When

can we start campaigning for 2010?

I'm not even supposed to be here today..!

by Shield on Aug 24, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

elections are only every 4 years

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

What if there’s a vote of non-confidence, or if the ruling party calls a pre-emptive election?

I'm not even supposed to be here today..!

by Shield on Aug 24, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

fireing squad

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

*firing

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

grammar nazis dont foster votes

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vote Grammar. Vote blurr/WAC

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

And

I still want to know if this is just FPP or if there is going to be a runoff vote

I'm not even supposed to be here today..!

by Shield on Aug 24, 2009 3:23 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s FPTP. Make blurr your protest vote.

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can there be a “Spoil Ballot” option? I vote Hanging Chad!

I'm not even supposed to be here today..!

by Shield on Aug 24, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’ll be needing some Preparation H then.

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by Mattblack on Aug 24, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dont know

but a vote for J/K is a vote for a twist ending

Vote J/K

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry

This platform missed the filing requirements and will not be on the ballot.

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by PPP on Aug 24, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

PPP is scared of Jared and Karina because of our posting prowess.
Vote J/K.

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

you might want to re-think that

HINT HINT

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

shhhh

don’t reveal our secret platform…

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by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

dont worry, i got this covered

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared’s got things covered.
Vote J/K!

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by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

tomorrow afternoon.

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tomorrow at noon.

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by PPP on Aug 24, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

UNFAIR!
I will be in Calgary. And not near a computer.

Chemmy is my ex.

by EastLoop on Aug 24, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

get a smart phone.
Jared and Karina: due to unemployment and a smart phone, we’re omnipresent.
Vote J/K!

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t post from my blackberry, I can only log in.

Chemmy is my ex.

by EastLoop on Aug 24, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

EastLoop can’t get the mobile site to work on he blackberry.
Karina easily has the most mobile comments of any PPP user.
Vote Jared/PPP!

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

SHHHHHH!!

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

dammit

Vote J/K!

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by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Karina’s mobile comments are mostly gibberish.

Vote Jared/PPP!

She can’t even spell her own name right.

Blurr and WAC use real computers.

Vote blurr and WAC.

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Karina’s mobile comments are fun for everyone!
Vote J/K!

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by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

one of us is really drunk, the other just types like it

vote J/K

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes…typo thats it

a vote for J/K is a vote for those not affraid to make mistakes!

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

What time

does voting end?

Im not getting out of bed until like 2:30 tomorrow

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by Archimedies on Aug 24, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll be happy to cast on your behalf, bro.

If you taps nose know what I mean.

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by Mattblack on Aug 24, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Voting will last until 7pm EST.

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by PPP on Aug 24, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do we need to dye our finger???(not the d-man, the digit)

How are you going to prevent election fraud??

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 24, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I vote for extended hours so I can vote for chemmy.

by not_Chemmy on Aug 24, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I guess my vacation is over…

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by Wrap Around Curl on Aug 24, 2009 3:36 PM EDT reply actions  

so how does it feel to be nominated?

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fantastic.

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by Wrap Around Curl on Aug 24, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

its wonderful to finally hear from your party, now we can hear your stand on the issues

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m working on my campaign promos right now.
Also I am baking cupcakes.

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by Wrap Around Curl on Aug 24, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re welcome!

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wrap around curl cut her vacation short to be here.

Vote blurr/WAC

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s true. Pressing matters to attend to.

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(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by Wrap Around Curl on Aug 24, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

EastLoop/Clawson just want to feel loved

So please vote for us?

Chemmy is my ex.

by EastLoop on Aug 24, 2009 3:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Jared and Karina love everyone

vote J/K

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eastloop/Clawson – they’ve got the super pink headgear and the scramble-headed football supporting bases covered.

Harder, better, faster, stronger because our work is never over.

by Mattblack on Aug 24, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vote EastLoop and Clawson and get a free football phone.

Truck You Lance.
EastLoop's new fiancé.

by ohshrit on Aug 24, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just as a side point

Vote Lucas Leiva – coz damn, Xabi Alonso wouldn’t have scored an own goal that fine.

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by Mattblack on Aug 24, 2009 3:42 PM EDT reply actions  

What a twist

If Lucas Leiva ends up winning.

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by Archimedies on Aug 24, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear God

I forgot. Lucas is cursed.

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by PPP on Aug 24, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let us agree it’ll still be 18 all this time next year and start again then, eh?

Harder, better, faster, stronger because our work is never over.

by Mattblack on Aug 24, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hate you

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by PPP on Aug 24, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vote to retain Supreme Foxiness.
And Cupcakes.
Vote WAC/Blurr

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by Wrap Around Curl on Aug 24, 2009 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Well….I do like cupcakes….

Harder, better, faster, stronger because our work is never over.

by Mattblack on Aug 24, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

do you like water?
and boards?

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re not nearly so scary in the off-season. He said from a secure 4000 miles away.

Harder, better, faster, stronger because our work is never over.

by Mattblack on Aug 24, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

i also have access to the private jet

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

The pythons are too strong for a puny aircraft control yoke!

Harder, better, faster, stronger because our work is never over.

by Mattblack on Aug 24, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont fly, i get flown

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not too proud to hide.

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by Mattblack on Aug 24, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

im not too proud to hunt

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ain’t to proud to beg.

Vote blurr/WAC

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

*too

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

we get our hands dirty

a vote for J/K is a vote for dirty hands

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m far too petit bourgeois for dirty hands.

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by Mattblack on Aug 24, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have to apologize. When blurr hired me as campaign manager (after I nominated you two) he neglected to inform me of the cupcake platform.

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

/shakes head

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared and Karina inform noone of their platform.
Vote J/K

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by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm in a tough position...

EyeB introduced me to the PPP community, but Wrap inspired me to start my own blog.
EyeB drove me to Montreal, but Wrap was the reason the trip happened in the 1st place
Wrap was the only person to send me a valentine, but EyeB came over to hang out that day
Wrap brought me cookies, but EyeB brought me my camera

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by Archimedies on Aug 24, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I met the 3 of you and I say vote for WAC and blurr.

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

ive met everyone, i say vote for me

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve met everyone you’ve met plus more

vote blurr/WAC

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

LD says vote for Jared

vote J.K

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve met LD.

Vote blurr/WAC

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

none of you have met ME!

Chemmy is my ex.

by EastLoop on Aug 24, 2009 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but I still vote EastLoop.

Truck You Lance.
EastLoop's new fiancé.

by ohshrit on Aug 24, 2009 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

We will tonight

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh you’re right… if i want to maintain my enigmatic status i shouldn’t go…

Chemmy is my ex.

by EastLoop on Aug 24, 2009 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, we need to be mysterious until we win the election.

by Clawson on Aug 24, 2009 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve never met Chemmy, vote Chemmy

by not_Chemmy on Aug 24, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have met 3 of the candidates (4 if you count Jared) and a campaign manager(Furcifur)

I just wish PPP and Chemmy were still going out, because I would vote for that power ticket in a second.

The split vote may allow WAC and her Cupcake platform to take the lead.

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Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 25, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know in your heart, who to vote for.

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by Wrap Around Curl on Aug 24, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

wrap and blurr

DO run the FTB….

Hrm…

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by Archimedies on Aug 24, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

when was the last time you actually saw an FTB written by WAC?
Blurr’s was last Friday.

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes...

But I wrote Leafs posts in the last 2 weeks that didnt make the FTB, because neither of them were in charge of doing them

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by Archimedies on Aug 24, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I wrote the FTB, they’d’ve been there.

Vote J/K!

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but they do a terrible job….

Harder, better, faster, stronger because our work is never over.

by Mattblack on Aug 24, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, I am Princess Game Thread.

Do you know how crucial that is?

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by Wrap Around Curl on Aug 24, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is my off topic and generic ramblings that helped create the need for Chatty Cathy

vote J/K

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

both

Jared and Karina were in the very first CC
Vote J/K!!

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared and Karina have never shirked their responsibilities at PPP

vote J/K

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t blurr there too?

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

and the Burkies.

I’m everywhere babydoll.

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by Wrap Around Curl on Aug 24, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

AND

Lets not forget about how nice your boobs are.

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by Archimedies on Aug 24, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some even say exquisite.

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by Wrap Around Curl on Aug 24, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared acknowledges the awesome racks of all the PPP ladies

vote J/K

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Karina would win a rack competition of the ladies of PPP, hands down.
Vote J/K

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is a competition that would have a large voter turnout.

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared/Karina support rack competitions

Vote J/K

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOW.

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by ohshrit on Aug 24, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please

I’d crush you in a rack competition. No contest.

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 24, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

изображения или оно не случились

by MikhailGrabovski on Aug 24, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grabbo loves his racks.

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared believes in pics or it doesnt count

vote J/K

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come to a PPPPN and you can see them live.

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 24, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared will be at the next PPPPN

vote for J/K

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

furcifer has been the only one at both the PPPPN, the Montreal trip and the Jays game.

Vote for consistency behind the power.

Vote change®
Vote blurr/WAC

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Furcifer isn’t even running himself, what Furcifer has/has not done is of no consequence.
Vote J/K.

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I should have nominated you two.

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

I’ve personnaly presented a ‘thumbs up’ directly in front of WAC’s rack.

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by Archimedies on Aug 24, 2009 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have pictures.

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

This marriage just got interesting.

Truck You Lance.
EastLoop's new fiancé.

by ohshrit on Aug 24, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m stacked. Not quite Christina Hendricks stacked. But close enough.

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by Wrap Around Curl on Aug 24, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

this i cannot deny

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Christina Hendricks is in a league of her own.

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sounds like a lot of boob.

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by ohshrit on Aug 24, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a smaller ribcage than Christina Hendricks but same cup size.

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by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

best campaign partner EVER

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now THAT’S politics.

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by Archimedies on Aug 24, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

vote Pythons/Rack

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pythons and Rack?

Everyone wins!

Being a Leaf fan here requires one to be sufficiently lubricated... and truculent!

by stucky on Aug 24, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goddammit.
If you guys were actually running Pythons/Rack would be tough to beat.

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

we are actually running

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

uh…why wasn’t this mentioned before/

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

no need to increase the crushes on me

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by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

too late.

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

/writes creepy letter to karina and drops it in the mail box

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 24, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

J/K doesnt need fluff

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

my thumb was also present in said picture

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriously

I highly doubt that

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by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh. Think what you’d want. Anyone who counts will see mine and agree.

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 24, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

WAC

Puts her rack in her display pic.

That’s tough to beat.

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by Archimedies on Aug 24, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

but she is letting someone who cant even remember to include cupcakes as a standpoint run her campaign

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey hey hey
Furcifer isn’t even running himself, what Furcifer has/has not done is of no consequence.

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 4:19 PM EDT

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

well once you are denounced by the party as a supporter instead of a part of the campaign, what you have said in regarding the Blurr/WAC platform will be held as fact

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not running for anything here, and frankly, I don’t care what any of you think of me or my rack. And I didn’t start this whole “Rack competition” thing, so why am I getting hasseled?

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 24, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im not really sure.

This is how we men operate.

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by Archimedies on Aug 24, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

no one is hasseling you, or denying the fine ness of said rack, i just want to be able to judge for myself

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno, somehow it became you me and wac versus eachother
Truce?

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by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not running for anything

So I have no idea why my rack is even an issue. I shouldn’t have mentioned anything. I’ll just keep quiet on the whole topic.

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Aug 24, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Somehow?

Karina would win a rack competition of the ladies of PPP, hands down.
Vote J/K

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 4:09 PM EDT

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

i see nothing wrong with that statement

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Karina doesn’t remember how the rack competition started.

Vote blurr/WAC. They remember

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Karina doesnt need to know how it started, just how it ended

vote J/K

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

The moral of the story is: Men will say anything to see women’s racks… that’s just the way it is – I didn’t make the rules

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 24, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vote

to retain Pythons and Uber Supreme Foxiness
Vote J/K

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Clawson, are you even interested in being overlord?
I’m not actually that enthusiastic about it.

by EastLoop on Aug 24, 2009 3:49 PM EDT

EastLoop says she’s not enthusiastic about being overlord.
How can you trust someone like that?

When casting your ballot tomorrow vote for the only people who can give you true change.

Vote Change®
Vote blurr and WAC

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 3:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Jared and Karina have a platform so awesome it need not be introduced until zero hour

vote J/K

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Typical Emo Kids

Whine about wanting and not getting something, and then whine if they get it.

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by Archimedies on Aug 24, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

PPP Jays night - 5 Tickets

Done and done.

I’ll be the dude standing in the area around gates 5 and 6 with the I BELIEVE IN VERNON WELLS sign.

630, boys, and EastLoop.

And remember kids: VOTE CHEMMYBARKBLEAF

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by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

eyebleaf isn’t all talk and gets shit done.

Vote CHEMMYBARKBLEAF

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Aug 24, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

EXACTLY.

I’M A COMMUNITY ORGANIZER, YO.

We all know what happened to the last community organizer who ran in an important election…

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by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

We are voting without a debate? What kind of election is this?

I want mudslinging!!!

Right now PPP/Skinnyfish are my front runners, but cupcakes are very very good….

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 24, 2009 4:10 PM EDT reply actions  

a vote for J/K is a vote for open debate with cupcakes that are provided by other people

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

What about punch and pie?

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 24, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

punch and pie will be staples of the J/K regime

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

This IS the debate

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by Archimedies on Aug 24, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

SCREW YOU ALL

I’m writing my own name for this!
LD: overload election :: Legalize Marijuana party : normal election

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing. Also rather truculent for a chick.

by loser domi on Aug 24, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was going to make you secretary of stajan

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Legalize marijuana?

Consider yourself voted for

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by Archimedies on Aug 24, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

screw legalizing it, im making that shit mandatory

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

nono, we have no platform….

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by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

You want a debate?

Come to the Jays game.

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by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even if I left right after work

when I finished at 3PM, I would not have made it to the SKYDOME until around 8PM at the earliest… bit of a drive

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 24, 2009 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll smile and bat my eyelashes while delivering cupcakes.

Good enough?

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by Wrap Around Curl on Aug 24, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

ALSO

CHEMMYBARKBLEAF organizes outings for the community, where the team can meet with one of its representatives (me).

PPP is a no show tonight. How convenient.

Jared and Karina live out of town. How convenient.

Blurr and Wrap live out of town. How convenient.

The night before the big election, only one ticket is represented.

You all know who you should be voting for. The answer is clear. Come talk to me, and I will lay out our platform.

The writing’s on the wall folks.

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by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 4:12 PM EDT reply actions  

blurr запрещает вас от входа королевства Las Vegas…

by MikhailGrabovski on Aug 24, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared will be watching the Leafs number one draft pick wow the world on the ice in the Can euro cup from behind the bench, his dedication is to the future of the Leafs

Vote J/K

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

As campaign manager I’m proud to represent the blurr/WAC platform.

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s not good enough.

We’re talking members ON THE TICKET. Nice try, though.

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by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well then EastLoop is still repping her ticket.

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by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eastloop

Doesnt even WANT to be on her ticket

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by Archimedies on Aug 24, 2009 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT I WANT!!!!

/emo’d

Chemmy is my ex.

by EastLoop on Aug 24, 2009 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me?

Truck You Lance.
EastLoop's new fiancé.

by ohshrit on Aug 24, 2009 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

6 million dollar tiffany’s ring?

Chemmy is my ex.

by EastLoop on Aug 24, 2009 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’ll just steal tax money to put towards it.

by Clawson on Aug 24, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure.

Truck You Lance.
EastLoop's new fiancé.

by ohshrit on Aug 24, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is true.

Damn you.

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PLAYOFFS!!!!1

by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared and Karina

are the only party with both members on the ticket here.
Vote J/K

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

вотум как раз ягнясь?

by MikhailGrabovski on Aug 24, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK, MickeyGrabs, I love you, but you gottta quit that shit.

Sports And The City

A Toronto sports blog, where unabashed homerism is alive and well...

PLAYOFFS!!!!1

by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s something about voting.

A Nation of Masochists I can't believe "Stay Truculent!!!1" replaced goodbye.

by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

я говорю правду

by MikhailGrabovski on Aug 24, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gee I was invited?

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by Wrap Around Curl on Aug 24, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone was invited.

Sports And The City

A Toronto sports blog, where unabashed homerism is alive and well...

PLAYOFFS!!!!1

by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look….if you vote for me and EL and we win…it would be hilarious.

That should be reason enough.

by Clawson on Aug 24, 2009 4:50 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s what I suggested.

A Nation of Masochists I can't believe "Stay Truculent!!!1" replaced goodbye.

by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

One word: carnage.

And in all seriousness, we’ll probably kill ourselves if we don’t win.

by Clawson on Aug 24, 2009 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

SO MANY FEELINGS!!!!

Chemmy is my ex.

by EastLoop on Aug 24, 2009 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I ate your chocolate squirrel.

Truck You Lance.
EastLoop's new fiancé.

by ohshrit on Aug 24, 2009 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

We make emo kids clean up their own blood after they cut themselves and waiste the paramedics time when they could be helping people in trouble

Vote J/K

Refusing To Bow To Your Standards Since 2006

by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

MY SOUL IS IN TROUBLE

PAY ATTENTION TO ME

by Clawson on Aug 24, 2009 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I NEED TO LISTEN TO BRIGHT EYES

The Handsome Man's Guide To Life- Tuxedos and Truculence.

by Archimedies on Aug 24, 2009 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

we are for closing all the hot topic stores, fuck twilight

vote J/K

Refusing To Bow To Your Standards Since 2006

by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vote EastLoop/Clawson

I’ll livestream from my room 24/7… Stephon Marbury stylez.

Chemmy is my ex.

by EastLoop on Aug 24, 2009 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

As long as you promise to wear that pink headband. BCWW.

A Nation of Masochists I can't believe "Stay Truculent!!!1" replaced goodbye.

by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

only the pink headband?

Chemmy is my ex.

by EastLoop on Aug 24, 2009 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not comfortable with everyone seeing my fiancee like that.

Truck You Lance.
EastLoop's new fiancé.

by ohshrit on Aug 24, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’d be hard to get into the Leafs suite like that.

A Nation of Masochists I can't believe "Stay Truculent!!!1" replaced goodbye.

by furcifer on Aug 24, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or easier….

Truck You Lance.
EastLoop's new fiancé.

by ohshrit on Aug 24, 2009 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anybody

have Brian (BKBlades’) phone number?

Sports And The City

A Toronto sports blog, where unabashed homerism is alive and well...

PLAYOFFS!!!!1

by eyebleaf on Aug 24, 2009 4:50 PM EDT reply actions  

overlord campaign

is now NSFW.
And you know who doesn’t work? Jared.
Vote J/K

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Aug 24, 2009 5:01 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

tough enough to be safe for everything

vote J/K

Refusing To Bow To Your Standards Since 2006

by JaredFromLondon on Aug 24, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

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