Election Results Tallied; Martial Law Declared

Chemmy Coalition Tanks move down Main St. past the PPP Amalgamated Heavy Industries building. Confused Senators fans pictured in front of moving tanks would later succumb to their injuries.

In the face of a protracted civil war the fledgling PPP government has joined forces with the rebel Chemmy Coalition to bring martial law and tyranny to the masses. Starting today oppression and unfairness will once again reign supreme.

Some of you voted incorrectly:

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Not to worry though, your votes were fixed by the new government. This chart clearly shows the final voting results:

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which rules out any chance of this being viewed as a stolen vote or military coup by the international community. 100% of you, with a margin of error of zero percent, voted for the PPP / Chemmy government and the PPP / Chemmy government is what you'll be getting. Those of you who voted incorrectly will get to spend multiple relaxing years at the PPP / Chemmy day spa / torture and detainment center.

Chemmy's Coalition would like to specifically thank its secret agents OdinMercer and SkinnyFish who did an excellent job uncovering traitors and providing a useful smokescreen for the build up of the rebel army.

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