Leafs give Allison tryout
He's like the top 6 forward we never wanted.
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by Robot Godzilla on Aug 28, 2009 6:38 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
he’d even be too slow for the GHL (Geriatrics…). Only thing slower than Allison on skates, is Mats making a decision
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by blindfolded tank driver on Aug 28, 2009 7:25 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha
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by Robot Godzilla on Aug 28, 2009 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
All I remember about Allison is the phrase, “Herd of turtles”
by not_Chemmy on Aug 31, 2009 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whaaaat?
Of course I get into work and my work e-mail is filled with friends asking if they slept through to April 1st.
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by PPP on Aug 28, 2009 10:01 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jesus, can he at least wait until my cable box can fast forward through unwatched programming?
Boo hoo!
by sparrow13 on Aug 28, 2009 10:06 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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by blurr1974 on Aug 28, 2009 10:08 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Always remember this about Jason Allison: in his year with the Leafs, he had a huge bonus due in his contract for playing 70 games and he fell just short because he broke his hand jumping into a fight to help a teammate. He never played in the NHL again. The Leafs owe him at least a tryout.
Of course, if he makes the team, they have to shoot him.
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by Down Goes Brown on Aug 28, 2009 10:12 AM EDT reply actions 7 recs
nothing wrong with giving him a shot. i just don’t see this ending well, either for Allison (if he doesn’t make it) or the Leafs (if he does).
by daoust on Aug 28, 2009 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
eh
I dunno. We’re not winning the cup this year, maybe it gives some rookies time to gel in the AHL and come up and play even better next year.
GAH I can’t believe I just tried to find a positive in this.
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by Karina on Aug 28, 2009 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course, if he makes the team, they have to shoot him.
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by Winkle on Aug 28, 2009 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wasn't
he already the top 6 forward we never wanted like 3 years ago?
I'm not even supposed to be here today..!
by Shield on Aug 28, 2009 10:16 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hold on...
60 points in 66 games in 05/06.
Those are numbers you can’t ignore, not matter how slow he skated or the fact he was a -18.
He claims to be in top shape, and unless he’s a complete fool one would think he’s worked on his foot speed over the last few seasons…
All I’m saying is that stranger things have happened.
Plus I really liked him on the PP. God it would be nice to have a scary PP again…
by The Muppet on Aug 28, 2009 10:23 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
All that said...
He won’t make the team…
by The Muppet on Aug 28, 2009 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
60 games in 5 years . No thank you.
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by furcifer on Aug 28, 2009 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
60 games almost 7 years, he didnt play most of the 03 season and missed the entire 04 season., plus the lockout.
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by Matt_Roberts on Aug 28, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
83 games in 7 years. Hey that’s more than a season!
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by furcifer on Aug 28, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Technically this is a try out, not a signing…
by The Muppet on Aug 28, 2009 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think this is purely
a matter of Allison wanting a tryout so that he can display to the entire NHL that he is in game shape. He likely thinks, and he’s probably right, that some team with cap issues that wants some scoring punch (hello NY rangers) might want to sign a guy who can put the puck in the net for cheap.
He’ll help a lot of teams in that regard – just not the Maple Leafs.
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by Steve@Leafs.HockeyAnalysis.com on Aug 28, 2009 10:35 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
oh please
can this be like last year when the wings gave Brent Sopel a tryout and then he signed with Chicago?
We will give Allison a tryout, and then he’ll be signed by Ottawa.
Yessssssssssss…
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by Karina on Aug 28, 2009 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never really understood why everyone used to bash him so much the last time he played. All he did was put up points and seemed to be a good teammate. That being said, I am against his signing with the Leafs for the same reason I didn’t mind seeing Mats go last season. Right now it is about letting the kids get ice time and seeing who develops. Every minute Allison would spend on the ice would be a minute a younger Leaf would have to sit.
Is it October yet?
by floridaLEAF on Aug 28, 2009 10:37 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think it was because he was feasting on the PP while killing the team at ES plus his pathetic shootout attempts.
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by PPP on Aug 28, 2009 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep
he was pretty good on the PP because he always had good hands and could make pretty nice plays but 5 on 5 he was like a cow on skates pulling a boulder.
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by Matt_Roberts on Aug 28, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the zamboni finishes cleaning the ice post game before Allison evens hits the blueline on the shootout
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by blindfolded tank driver on Aug 28, 2009 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
League Min
2 way deal. Throw him on the 2nd line and PP. Done and done
by theothervatican on Aug 28, 2009 10:48 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
then
send him to marlies once they realize bozak is the real deal and we dont need him
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by Matt_Roberts on Aug 28, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But it does give the Leafs some time to let Bozak work in the AHL.
hmmmm….nope, still not a fan.
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by PPP on Aug 28, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's an idiotic move to actually sign him
Bringing him into camp for the Leafs kids to get a feel for playing against REAL NHL competition isn’t a bad plan though.
It’ll let Luke Schenn feel good about his positioning since it’ll give him an extra 5 minutes to move to the right spot before Allison sets up his plays.
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by Steve@Leafs.HockeyAnalysis.com on Aug 28, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bringing him into camp for the Leafs kids to get a feel for playing against REAL NHL competition isn’t a bad plan though.
I like that idea.
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by PPP on Aug 28, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s only 34??? Wow, I thought he was 35 three years ago when he played for the Leafs
Put him in a gray track suit and make him catch a chicken… worked for Rocky – Go Flyers!
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 28, 2009 10:48 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
For some reason
I love this idea. I liked Allison with the Leafs, he can really move the puck.
by Godd Till on Aug 28, 2009 11:31 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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by PPP on Aug 28, 2009 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Heh. Rec’d.
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by Mabel on Aug 28, 2009 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Peterborough represent!
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by kidkawartha on Aug 28, 2009 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s still good on NHL07.
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by Kerry Fraser on Aug 28, 2009 11:58 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jason Allison? Did we just transport back to 2005 and nobody told me?
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by stucky on Aug 28, 2009 11:59 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Lindros to Leafs E5
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by Matt_Roberts on Aug 28, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Daniel Marois far behind?
Someone on Leafs Lunch just suggested he would be a good set up man for Stempniak!! Surprised he didn’t finish w Go Flyers!!
Seriously if he doesn’t crack the team perhaps he is angling for some type of coaching/head office job?
by The Meatriarchy on Aug 28, 2009 12:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ah
The Chris Chelios Defence?
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by PPP on Aug 28, 2009 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Burkie does seem to like to have one old fucker on his team – Brad MAy, Bertuzzi….. Jason Allison could be our Reggie Dunlop….. with a much more awesome beard.
In fact Jason should let the beard grow real long like Bill Flett.
by The Meatriarchy on Aug 28, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, but we already HAVE one old fucker. That being said, Allison has more of an upside than Primeau Jr. any day.
by Blue and White Expat on Aug 28, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you remember Allison at the World Juniors? He had a Stanley Cup Final quality beard and he was 19!
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by PPP on Aug 28, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d take Jason Allison on our team if he goes around telling all the opposing goalies " Your Wife Sucks Pussy" or “Shes a Dyke”
by 6rick6 on Aug 28, 2009 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least Stempniak
can actually skate reasonably well.
I don’t see how Allison fits in with Ron Wilson’s concepts of a forecheck – but hey he did run a team built around Joe Thornton with a lot of other fast guys to put the puck in the nets.
I wonder if this is an indication that the Leafs don’t think Grabovski can handle being the number 1 guy for a whole season… insurance plan etc.
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by Steve@Leafs.HockeyAnalysis.com on Aug 28, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I Believe In Jason Allison
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by eyebleaf on Aug 28, 2009 12:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you would
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 28, 2009 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you are legally obligated to love all Leafs (except Pogge, and he’s gone)
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by blindfolded tank driver on Aug 28, 2009 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any attempt for me to conjur up a reality where Allison has NHL foot speed results in an image of Oprah catching Usain Bolt in the 100m.
In the Name of the Holy Truculence
by steve_w on Aug 28, 2009 12:52 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
A caller on leafs lunch opined “we don’t have to worry about him having lost any foot speed – he didn’t have any to begin with”
by The Meatriarchy on Aug 28, 2009 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
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by Matt_Roberts on Aug 28, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it just me, or does it seem that there’s a surfeit of old guys wanting to “come out of retirement” and take a crack at the Leafs? Do they sense a sea-change with the team having Burkie and Wilson et al on board?
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by kidkawartha on Aug 28, 2009 1:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That or they figure they’ll have an easier time cracking the lineup.
My Response to the news:
Log onto TSN
“Report: Leafs to grant tryout to Jason Allison”
“Oh Jesus”
Flashbacks of the dreaded 05/06 season
by PassivelyTruculent on Aug 28, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by dpatrickgray on Aug 28, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
…so he won, what, five of ’em?
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by jrwendelman on Aug 28, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
something like that.
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by dpatrickgray on Aug 28, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nope
they see peddie behind burke waving them all over while mouthing “its ok”
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by Matt_Roberts on Aug 28, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Said the guy who lost 3 Presidential elections.
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by furcifer on Aug 28, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He did win the Scopes Monkey Trial though.
creationism win!
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by dpatrickgray on Aug 28, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha My only image of Bryan is from Inherit the Wind, one of my favourite movies and the character loosely based on him
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by furcifer on Aug 28, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I picked up a bio about him, going to read it one I’m back at school. I just always picture him as mildly sweaty with suspenders in a rocking chair drinking lemonade.
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by dpatrickgray on Aug 28, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think this needs to be seen:
From the SomethingAwful forums sports wiki:
by koopa kid on Aug 28, 2009 2:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
On wikipedia
it says that his reputation of being a slow skater was created when he purposely skated slow on a shootout attempt.
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by furcifer on Aug 28, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I purposely play below NHL calibre hockey all the time, I know how he feels.
In the Name of the Holy Truculence
by steve_w on Aug 28, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the fuck, is he a bear?
Evident from his grizzly beard, his slow, plodding movements, and the fact that he’s asleep during the winter, it is clear that Jason Allison is indeed a bear.
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by Chemmy on Aug 28, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gotta put the direct link in.
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by PPP on Aug 28, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anybody have a link to a video of the shooutout attempt? I know of it based on reputation, but I don’t know that I’ve ever actually seen it!
by rpop on Aug 28, 2009 2:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
YouTube caps movies at 45 minutes so you’d either get the first or second half depending on what I upload first.
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by Johnny Toronto (in Ottawa) on Aug 28, 2009 2:45 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
rec’d
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by furcifer on Aug 28, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what? Hoglund was unavailable for a cameo?
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by blindfolded tank driver on Aug 28, 2009 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by Robot Godzilla on Aug 29, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t have any problem with this. I’m no Allison fan (do those even exist?) but there is no risk in giving him the chance. If he makes the team he will most likely get paid very little and the Leafs will likely need all the help on offense they can get.
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by Brad Ackerson on Aug 28, 2009 3:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I used to be an Allison Fan. Then he came to the Leafs.
Something similar happened with Owen Nolan.
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by Karina on Aug 28, 2009 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
A reverse Komisarek?
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 28, 2009 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hah
yup, it does seem that way
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by Karina on Aug 28, 2009 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and
probably a good reason to not get Marleau… I LOVE him, therefore, if he comes to the Leafs, he must suddenly suck.
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