As I listened to Kerry Fraser's AM640 puff piece at lunch today, I couldn't help but notice what a compulsive liar he is. From describing himself as a "professional" to maintaining the demonstrably false claim that he was obstructed on The High Stick, he kept inspiring me to ask myself "Wendel damnit! How could this guy possibly be any more full of shit than he already is?"
Then it hit me.
I've researched custom printed toilet paper in the past, and this seemed like the ideal situation for it, but I hesitated before placing my order, for two reasons:
1) There will almost certainly be others interested in getting in on this, and
2) The price structure is much friendlier to bulk orders.
I decided this would be a good place to find potential collaborators, so please let me know if you'd be interested, and how many rolls you would want if we were to go ahead with this. I'll be making an order for at least myself and a few others regardless of the feedback here, but if I can get TP with Kerry Fraser's mugshot on it into more people's bathrooms while simultaneously bringing the price down for everybody, I'd like to do that.
I'd be willing to swallow the setup fee, and just have everyone pay for as many rolls as they want. Another benefit of doing it this way is that if the number of rolls you want isn't a multiple of one of their package options, we can split them up in more exact denominations after delivery, so whether you just want one to put next to the TV during games, or enough to last you a lifetime's worth of diarrhea cases, we can probably find a way to make it happen if enough people get on board.