You Hear That Ringing...?
by blurr1974 on Aug 7, 2009 5:00 AM EDT
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PrintIt's me, phoning it in.
I'm in the phone booth, it's the one across the hall. If you don't answer I'll just ring it off the wall.
- As only he can do, eyebleaf gives a fitting tribute to JR, NHL94 style...
- The NYT's Slap Shot blog advises a bit of caveat emptor when using Twitter as a source for news, no matter how mundane.
- Speaking of Twitter, Marlies fans: Got a question for Ryan Hamilton? Send them in by Monday!
- Psycho Lady Hockey weighs in on the Coyotes crisis.
- Out of Left Field provides some alternative outcomes for the Coyotes auction.
- Our Luke and Savior takes in the World Junior camp.
Toss in any links I've missed in the comments.
UPDATED
- Chrismukkah comes early for Leaf fans
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This looks awesome. That’s quite a line-up of contributors. Nicely done, y’all.
Underrated Truculent Leafs of the past with Down Goes Brown
Probably worth the 13 dollars just for that.
by general borschevsky on Aug 7, 2009 8:13 AM EDT up reply actions
The S&H is almost as much as the price of the book.
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Holy Crap
Just noticed that. They’ll be selling it locally as well. I’ll gladly pick up copies for out-of-towners that do not wish to pay that much shipping and handling.
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Only at Barnes and Noble?
The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
Truculence FTW
No idea where they will be distributing it but once I know I’ll take numbers down for it.
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Barnes and Nobles
includes Coles/Chapters/Indigo?
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
GRABBO TIGHT KOMIKAZI CUZ WE'RE EXELERATING INTO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!11
Do they own each other?
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damn
no i just wiki’ed it, they are entirely separate companies
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
GRABBO TIGHT KOMIKAZI CUZ WE'RE EXELERATING INTO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!11
They’ll obviously have to figure something out for this one.
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from past experience
Chapters will usually carry just about anything Barnes and Nobles does unless there’s a copyright issue…
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
GRABBO TIGHT KOMIKAZI CUZ WE'RE EXELERATING INTO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!11
Good
Now I can pull the old author’s pick up move of reading my own writing. Women love published authors right?
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I wouldn't know
I’m neither a woman nor an author
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
GRABBO TIGHT KOMIKAZI CUZ WE'RE EXELERATING INTO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!11
This day just keeps getting better. And I haven’t even met Joe Carter and Paul Molitor yet.
A Toronto sports blog, where unabashed homerism is alive and well...
PLAYOFFS!!!!1
I should add this proviso: Write well. Men who can’t write just end up getting mocked later.
I'd rather be insufferable and them have nothing - Karina
/waves
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
I more meant those pretentious windbags who think they are the next literary god, and really are terrible. I have copies of stuff that is howlingly bad, and yes, I do whip it out at parties and we mock the poor sob.
I'd rather be insufferable and them have nothing - Karina
ah, ive been told im a decent writer when i put forth the effort.
but theres that word, effort
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
I know what I am telling women all night tonight at BeerFest
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DAS BOOOOOOT
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions
ill be at beerfest tomorrow. Stone River is playing, ive recorded that band, my buddy plays guitar
by Matt_Roberts on Aug 7, 2009 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Women love published authors right?
That’s what my wife said; I am hoping she was referring to me, rather than DGB.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
I live in Toronto so I’m good. I just gotta know where to find it
The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
Truculence FTW
ditto
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
GRABBO TIGHT KOMIKAZI CUZ WE'RE EXELERATING INTO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!11
If I see it locally I’ll pick it up. I’m sure you’ll post details where it’ll be available.
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Missed this completely
Available in Barnes and Noble bookstores throughout North America August 18th
.
A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.
Crud, if it was on Amazon I could get it for my Kindle.
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There’s a barnes and nobles ebook reader for the iphone
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 7, 2009 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Probably worth the 13 dollars just for that.
Actually, my article is just the words “Wendel Clark” cut and pasted 1800 times.
Down Goes Brown - Unapologetically nostalgic for the past. Brutally realistic about the present. Grudgingly optimistic about the future.
by Down Goes Brown on Aug 7, 2009 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah but where else can you get that?
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so
we should be paying more!
"Sanity is not statistical." - George Orwell, a Leafs fan...
Stalk me here...
by blurr1974 on Aug 7, 2009 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions
i await the follow up article “wellwood is fat”
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions
We’re sorry, the fingers you have used to type this comment are too fat. To obtain a special typing wand please mash the keyboard now.
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Haha, if you want to pay shipping I’d be happy to fill the first blank page of the book with parts of an insane manifesto.
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From the notebook of Chemmy Doe:
On PPP today, Mattblack replied to my comment and tried to start a thread. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the Leafs and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn’t notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw the JammieHammer at him. He was not pleased, and I couldn’t stop laughing.
Wings fan by birth. Leafs fan by truculent osmosis.
by SkinnyFish on Aug 7, 2009 9:08 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Rec'd
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 7, 2009 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions
We may need to watch Se7en tonight. Love that movie.
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Tyler Kennedy?
He’s experienced about as much pain and suffering as anyone I’ve encountered, give or take… and he still has hell to look forward to.
My favorite Se7en quote, from memory, is:
Maybe you’re just sitting around reading Guns ‘N Ammo masturbating in your own feces… do you ever just stop and say ’wow it amazing how fucking crazy I really am’?
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“first blank page”? I’d like to think that it’s got like ten blank pages for readers to write in their own column so we can pretend to be Barilkosphere superstar as well?
We’re all Barilkosphere stars in my eyes.
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heh, that would be funny.
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eyebleaf?
Im gonna guess he has the Kaberle chapter covered?
The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
Truculence FTW
eyebleaf chapter preview:
(PLAYER NAME OR NICKNAME IN ALL CAPS)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 7, 2009 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions
there will also be a Paragraph entitled FUCK POGGE!!!1
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions
my bit’s all about maintaining hope.
i am the light amidst the darkness.
playoffs.
!!1
A Toronto sports blog, where unabashed homerism is alive and well...
PLAYOFFS!!!!1
Why does that not surprise me?
A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.
Honestly, if he tries to write anything else his computer electrocutes him.
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I have clearly been typecast.
A Toronto sports blog, where unabashed homerism is alive and well...
PLAYOFFS!!!!1
you mean
typecast!!!1
"Sanity is not statistical." - George Orwell, a Leafs fan...
Stalk me here...
by blurr1974 on Aug 7, 2009 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions
I can think of worse things to be typecast as!
Being a Leaf fan here requires one to be sufficiently lubricated... and truculent!
Luke Skywalker for one.
A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.
I have clearly been typecast.
I for one am looking forward to the now inevitable (if somewhat reactionary) “change of artistic direction” coming from eyebleaf – his Blue Period.
Emo eye!!!!1
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
by jrwendelman on Aug 7, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
weird, I was just thinking the Barilkosphere should unit for something like this
someone is stealing my thoughts!
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions
This is where I sheepishly
make note of the fact that I was requested to write an article and refused because I was working all of July.
"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."
- Sir Winston Churchill
I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.
by Steve Burtch on Aug 7, 2009 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions
+ have issues around copyright and payment
I’m too uptight for my own good sometimes.
"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."
- Sir Winston Churchill
I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.
by Steve Burtch on Aug 7, 2009 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Hey... if you taught summer school
and had to turn around marking on a daily basis you’d understand a bit better.
"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."
- Sir Winston Churchill
I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.
by Steve Burtch on Aug 7, 2009 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Meh
The other thing is, Alec mentioned it to me in April, and then I didn’t hear from him again until the 14th… at which point I had no time to write anything…
"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."
- Sir Winston Churchill
I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.
by Steve Burtch on Aug 7, 2009 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Either way
I wish you all success with it… looks like it should be a good read.
"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."
- Sir Winston Churchill
I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.
by Steve Burtch on Aug 7, 2009 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions
I think that you’ll like the statistical graphs included from Gabe Desjardins.
I totally invented one of them.
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Coolness
Must. Blog. about. my. happiness.
by theothervatican on Aug 7, 2009 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions
aaaaand, posted
theothervatican.blogspot.com
by theothervatican on Aug 7, 2009 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions
I think we need a secret Barilkosphere handshake.
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So instead of a handshake upon meeting, we just punch each other in the face?
Wings fan by birth. Leafs fan by truculent osmosis.
or Jared…
"Sanity is not statistical." - George Orwell, a Leafs fan...
Stalk me here...
by blurr1974 on Aug 7, 2009 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions
I… I think I lost an eye… it’s been a pleasure Wendel… someone call an ambulance… someone find my eyeball.
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Underrated Truculent Leafs of the past with Down Goes Brown
AWESOME!
The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
Truculence FTW
Maintaining hope despite the ongoing Cup drought
Who on earth could have written that…
"Sanity is not statistical." - George Orwell, a Leafs fan...
Stalk me here...
by blurr1974 on Aug 7, 2009 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions
there is no “crazy bullshit and LoLcats ripoffs” chapter, that should be fixed
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions
me? published? Who would buy that shit?
I was talking about LD of cours
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions
thats, it me and LD are gonna start our own magazine, it will be published on pub napkins in crayon, ill show you!
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions
They have to be flat on both ends.
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cant kill anyone with a shaped lump of colourd wax now can you?
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions
shhhhhh, if they hear you, they’ll take away my drawy stabby sticks
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions
or bacon…where’s the bacon?
"Sanity is not statistical." - George Orwell, a Leafs fan...
Stalk me here...
by blurr1974 on Aug 7, 2009 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions
YAH!
BACON YADA!
Also Blurr, we should write a new version of the song.
The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
Truculence FTW
Yes
My sister is ready to make an updated video but Blurr and Winkle will have to make new lyrics!
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
Too busy with work
I will have to replenish my creative juices first but Blurr and I should improve our collaboration this time around
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
GRABBO TIGHT KOMIKAZI CUZ WE'RE EXELERATING INTO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!11
Season doesn’t start until October 1st ;)
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As a starving artist once said...
“pay me”
"Sanity is not statistical." - George Orwell, a Leafs fan...
Stalk me here...
by blurr1974 on Aug 7, 2009 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions
We’re prepared to give you a 200% raise over what you received last year.
No, make it 300% to be fair.
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I won’t work for anything less than a 400% raise…
"Sanity is not statistical." - George Orwell, a Leafs fan...
Stalk me here...
by blurr1974 on Aug 7, 2009 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions
You show ’em blurr!
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i want stock options
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Ouch ouch, look at my arm twisting!!!
Ok, ok, 500% raise.
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draw up some paperwork, I’ll have my lawyers take a gander at it, then my people will be in touch.
"Sanity is not statistical." - George Orwell, a Leafs fan...
Stalk me here...
by blurr1974 on Aug 7, 2009 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions
can we talk
benefits?
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
GRABBO TIGHT KOMIKAZI CUZ WE'RE EXELERATING INTO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!11
You can talk benefits all you want but all you’ll get is acknowledgement that you penned a great tune :)
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I know what you're doing
Flattery doesn’t work on me!!!
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
GRABBO TIGHT KOMIKAZI CUZ WE'RE EXELERATING INTO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!11
good point
and PPP IS making “published author” money
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
GRABBO TIGHT KOMIKAZI CUZ WE'RE EXELERATING INTO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!11
Which suddenly makes me glad I didn’t actually try to be a writer. I like eating.
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eating
is awesome…
"Sanity is not statistical." - George Orwell, a Leafs fan...
Stalk me here...
by blurr1974 on Aug 7, 2009 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions
My section is nothing but inflammatory rhetoric about how much I hate Ottawa and Montreal and how Beauchemin will grind Gionta into a fine paste.
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They couldn’t publish one of my image captions which makes me really really sad.
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We would expect nothing more.
A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.
I really hated writing it to be honest. Writing for a book where I didn’t know my audience and not being able to link to things, insert pictures or tables or anything was really awkward.
If you guys hate my article don’t tell me. :\
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I feel the same about mine.
It’s way too fucking serious.
Mine stinks.
DGB’s will be golden, that bastard.
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PLAYOFFS!!!!1
serious? i am starting to figure out why I wasnt asked to participate
that, and as chemmy has stated, I cant even spell
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Shame. I’d have loved to see an entire page of a monkey smashing some drums.
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putting a gif in a book would be the greatest triumph in the history of man
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions
one day…. one day…. with links to other books….
by Matt_Roberts on Aug 7, 2009 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions
I believe I will put up a detailed review of your article…
"Sanity is not statistical." - George Orwell, a Leafs fan...
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by blurr1974 on Aug 7, 2009 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Feel free, there’s nothing to pick apart I just don’t feel like I did anything particularly meaty.
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stop it
everything you write is wonderful Chemmy.
Like that one thing that one time…
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by blurr1974 on Aug 7, 2009 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions
im sure it will be great. cant get any worse than what THN or the sun would spew out…
by Matt_Roberts on Aug 7, 2009 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions
speaking of THN, can anyone tell me how in the hell does Adam Proteau write for a hockey magazine? the guy was an actor on degrassi back in the day….
by Matt_Roberts on Aug 7, 2009 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions
He’s a decent writer. Proteau doesn’t make my head spin in circles while pea soup sprays out of my face and I stab myself in the crotch with a crucifix.
I guess what I’m saying is that reading a Proteau article is more pleasant than being possessed by the devil.
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i guess… i just got sick of his anti fighting crap, him and campbell just wouldnt stop all season long…
by Matt_Roberts on Aug 7, 2009 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions
THN has been on the anti-fighting bandwagon for a while now.
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no kidding. When Dan Sanderson died they just rode that all year…
by Matt_Roberts on Aug 7, 2009 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Media jumping on a tragedy to further their own agenda. Quelle surprise.
A Nation of Masochists The waiting is the hardest part but the truculence helps.
but being possessed is more pleasant than reading anything that Cox and WCH put out.
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…doesn’t make my head spin in circles while pea soup sprays out of my face and I stab myself in the crotch with a crucifix.
If anyone reviews my article, I am REALLY hoping that I manage to make it past this threshold.
/fingers crossed!
jrwendelman
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"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
He was?
That’s hilarious.
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Your detailed review will be “It’s like an impostor tried to write a Chemmy article except it’s really Chemmy which is sad.”
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It was definitely a challenge but your audience was Leafs fans dummy. I hope you didn’t write a preview of the Patriots’ season by accident.
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I hope he did.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 7, 2009 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Wearing my Patriot Pat shirt at work today.
PA-TRI-OTS
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SUCK
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions
WRONG
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 7, 2009 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions
LIVER-POOL
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
GRABBO TIGHT KOMIKAZI CUZ WE'RE EXELERATING INTO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!11
VIKINGS/CHELSEA
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions
The Vikings suck so bad Brett Favre finally ended his retirement waffling so as not to be associated with them.
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yes, but at least i can admit that they suck
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions
I’ll admit the Patriots suck when they do.
The NFL cowers in fear at Brady’s return.
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Yes, I too hope he lasts considerably more.
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the patriots suck like the yankees suck
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Our backup QB went 11-5 last season. Just sayin.
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It might be me, I need to check my mail.
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“Tom Brady Tom Brady Tom Brady Tom Brady RANDY MOSSSSS!!!!!!”
* high fives all around the room *
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 7, 2009 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Back to Brady…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1s4ReSvjyA
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 7, 2009 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions
I consider the Vikings, like all Minnesota teams, my second-favorite NFL team.
The Patriots are still awesome.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 7, 2009 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions
List of NFL teams I like:
Patriots
List of NFL teams I fucking despise:
All others
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just wait till they move to Carolina…
"Sanity is not statistical." - George Orwell, a Leafs fan...
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by blurr1974 on Aug 7, 2009 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Carolina already has a football team I think.
I’m not sure it’s hard to keep track of teams that aren’t Pittsburgh or Indy.
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TORONTO BILLS
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions
dude, it was a Whalers joke…
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by blurr1974 on Aug 7, 2009 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions
chris pronger?
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions
I’m so over the Whalers.
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First they’d have to become the Hartford Patriots, and THEN move to Carolina.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 7, 2009 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions
He’s in Pats fan mode. He can’t hear anything but disrespect.
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pats fan mode, not unlike redsox fan mode
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions
I’d point out that even when the Sox and Patriots were fucking horrible people in New England were still crazy about them.
Sort of like the Leafs really.
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i was really hoping you wouldnt bring that point up, it makes me feel dirty inside
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Except the Pats had only like 11000 season ticket holders when they sucked.
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When Bob Kraft bought the team he was vocal about turning around the franchise and people bought into his rebuild from the start.
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by blurr1974 on Aug 7, 2009 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions
ah yes
the glassy eyes, the noticeable erection whenever the words “Brady” or “Varitek” are spoken, the illogical rants.
I’ve seen it before, homeritis. Bad cases of it throughout much of the New England area…
Fear not though, a cure is in the works!
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by blurr1974 on Aug 7, 2009 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
List of teams that have been in any way comparable to the Patriots in the past decade:
1. Pittsburgh
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plus, when the Leafs eventually win, we will be 100x more insufferable than redsox/patriots fans could ever dream
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
they’ll need to create a new word to describe the level of obnoxious we’ll be…
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by blurr1974 on Aug 7, 2009 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions
chances are
i would see random people on the street and tell them “Suck it! Leafs won the cup! IN YOUR FACE!!!!!1”
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by blurr1974 on Aug 7, 2009 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah, Leaf fans will have to constantly wear leaf gear or risk being acosted by other leaf fans for not representing or worse, being a habs fan
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions
I’m getting whoever scores the cup winning goal tattooed on my chest.
Unless it’s somehow Chris Phillips.
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if its Barron Smith, the world will implode
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
everybody will come out of the woodwork proclaiming they’ve been die hard fans all this time.
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and we will hang them from the tallest lanyard
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
It’ll be like all those douchebags who claimed they’d been Pens fans all along.
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hates them i do
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Chances?
If I ever see anyone in any other team’s colours I’ll follow them down the street yelling it until they call the police.
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im pretty sure i will weep uncontrollably for about 4 months if the leafs win the cup. ill be painted blue and naked and screaming my head off as the final seconds ticked away in the cup winning game…
by Matt_Roberts on Aug 7, 2009 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
ill, even be screaming at people wearing other sports gear
MARLINSEH? FUCK THE MARLINS! LEAFS RULE, THE CUP IS OURS WOOOOO FUCK THE MARLINS
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
uh oh
berger is on the fan talking about being in LA…. what a goof…
by Matt_Roberts on Aug 7, 2009 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions
but in CA
it’s far funnier because no one will have a clue as to what I’m talking about.
I’ll just be random crazy guy who yells things about leaves and cups
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by blurr1974 on Aug 7, 2009 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions
My buddy and I always talk about how insane it will be when they win, I don’t think it can be adequately expressed in words.
The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Aug 7, 2009 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions
this city will be wild when they make the playoffs again, let alone making the final and winning the cup. The city will freaaaak out if they win the conference finals and play in the final. I just hope we dont play like… Nashville or someone gay like that…
by Matt_Roberts on Aug 7, 2009 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
I don’t care who they play as long as they win
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i cant decide what would be more awesome, destroying the habs and sens on the way to the cup or to have both of them not make the playoffs
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Destroying them
for sure.
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it holds a certian magic, but i can imagine both of those teams being in playoff slumps when the leafs are amazing and win the cup to have sooo much more weight to it to throw at the rival fan bases, because you know if they played the leafs in the they’d just be falling back on “oh if this call went the other way” or “that play was dirty and we would have won”
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
I was thinking that this morning, I’d like to beat a team with some amount of credibility. Also I’m curious as to how the nhl will manage to schedule the finals during November so that they will matter.
The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Aug 7, 2009 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I’m curious as to how the nhl will manage to schedule the finals during November so that they will matter.
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For someone who despises the likes of Kerry Fraser, you’d think you wouldn’t be a fan of cheaters in other sports.
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by Brunswick Bruiser on Aug 7, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I fucking hate the Boston Herald.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 7, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Indeed...
If Real is at all interested, they will take apart a mediocre TFC squad. Saw the first half of the Barcelona/Seattle game earlier this week and the gulf in quality between the two teams was huge (and Seattle is an above average MLS side). Barca won 4-0 and I expect a similar score tonight @ BMO.
Real Madrid’s towel boys.
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my favourite sort
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions
My buddy and I always talk about how insane it will be when they win, I don’t think it can be adequately expressed in words
When the Sox won in 04 it was kind of like a weight lifting. I thought Boston would burn to the ground before it actually happened but when they won the World Series I think everyone was just relieved.
When the Sox came back in the ALCS it was absolute bedlam.
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oh god… if the Leafs didnt win the cup immediatly after the media would be even worse than they were before….
“flash in the pan, should have built for the long term”
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions
ya
but Boston was always looked at as the lovable underdog. The mass hate on for all things Massachusetts didn’t come until after.
Toronto is not loved.
At all.
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by blurr1974 on Aug 7, 2009 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Fuck what people outside Toronto think. On 10/20/2004 the entire city of Boston was drunk in the streets fuck the riot police.
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And in many many other locations in New England. I can vouch for New London, CT.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 7, 2009 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
i would projectile vomit uncontrollably until i passed out
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by blurr1974 on Aug 7, 2009 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
would toronto burn down the city montreal style?
If the leafs win the cup im starting the tipping of the cn tower
by Matt_Roberts on Aug 7, 2009 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions
If the Leafs win the cup let’s go flip cars in Montreal.
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by Chemmy on Aug 7, 2009 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I agree. I don’t want to destroy my own city but I have no qualms about destroying Mtl.
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lets go to Ottawa instead, they wont know what to do
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah but Ottawa sucks.
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they have LCBOs and cars that are flamable, with those ingrediants, we can make it awesome
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
i say we have the parade down st catherine street in montreal just to rub it right in their face
by Matt_Roberts on Aug 7, 2009 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions
We’ll need to carry around replica cups everywhere we go.
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find that dumbass from the draft and steal his
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
two thirds of canada would call in sick for the mornign after, canadas economy would halt
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Toronto would shut down. I don’t care where I work, what I’m doing or who my boss is but there’s no way in Hell I’ m coming into work for at least a week.
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My savings account exists primarily for me to buy up to seven scalped hockey tickets…
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hahaha, jesus, how much would a platinum ticket for game 7 of the finals go for?
by Matt_Roberts on Aug 7, 2009 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
im pretty sure id commit murder if it meant a seat to a cup clinching game
by Matt_Roberts on Aug 7, 2009 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Fuck platinum I’ll take anything.
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oh i know that, im just saying, a scalped platinum ticket would be going for crazy money
by Matt_Roberts on Aug 7, 2009 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
I wouldn’t be shocked if standing room at the ACC for a possible cup clinching game went over $5,000.
We sold a single seat in the bleachers for game 2 of the 04 WS for $16,000.
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did that money go into your savings account? lol
by Matt_Roberts on Aug 7, 2009 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Not mine personally, I just worked there.
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I’ve posted about it before, I worked at a ticket scalper in college.
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so… you live in boston and are a diehard leafer eh? how did that happen?
by Matt_Roberts on Aug 7, 2009 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions
the whalers left him
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
and toronto was the logical next choice to be his favorite team…?
by Matt_Roberts on Aug 7, 2009 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
toronto is always the logical choice, unless your a commie
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions
i’ll skip out on work and be on the first flight to Toronto.
Then I’ll probably stay up for about three days screaming euphorically while sobbing uncontrollably.
should be fun!
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by blurr1974 on Aug 7, 2009 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, the Cardinals sweep was entirely too nerve wracking, and the Cardinals were only tied with Boston twice when the score wasn’t 0-0.
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The 07 world series would have been an annihilation except for Colorado’s single run in the top of the first in game 2, their only lead or non 0-0 tie of the series.
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berger thought we’d finish dead last last year, if he think we’ll be fighting for the 8th spot this year does that mean we are gonna win the conference?
i think berger meant that we’d literally be fighting for the spot instead of actually playing hockey
so, we can finish 12th, and just beat up the 8th place team and take their spot? i like it
by Matt_Roberts on Aug 7, 2009 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
It’s actually Kim Jorn.
Kind of a letdown, honestly.
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by Down Goes Brown on Aug 7, 2009 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions
is it me…?
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by blurr1974 on Aug 7, 2009 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
guest, not hostage
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
haha, im still flabergasted that people actually pay for his rumours… why not just wait until something actually happens and you can read it on tsn….
by Matt_Roberts on Aug 7, 2009 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
i love reading the comments on MLHS about guys complaining that they waisted 40 bucks or whatever on him
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
As conservative candidate I just ramble on an on never letting anyone get a word in edgewise until I start foaming at the mouth and fall over backwar-
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I just hurt a thud coming from the office area down the hall. Oh well…
Wings fan by birth. Leafs fan by truculent osmosis.
It’s probably nothing.
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free Kadri Jersey to good home
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Hey idiot, are you done with your meeting?
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Toth is evil
I have started a campaign to replace the word ‘douche’ with ‘Toth’.
I'd rather be insufferable and them have nothing - Karina
you should combine them, Tothuche!
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
true, but making up words is so much fun
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Truly
you are doing God’s work here. Can I be of service in furthering this campaign?
Being a Leaf fan here requires one to be sufficiently lubricated... and truculent!
You certainly can
Just spread the word, and call people Toths all the time and let them know why. For me, this is easy, as the word douche is a huge part of my vocab, so the switch has a big impact.
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re: publishing
So when you guys publish this magazine, are your articles credited to your real names, or to your internet aliases? Just curious. Bloggers writing for print is an interesting cross-over (I mean writers who were bloggers first). Bound to happen eventually, of course. But how do you manage the different personalities, etc?
by Leaf in Habland on Aug 7, 2009 12:06 PM EDT reply actions
how do you manage the different personalities, etc?
medication
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by blurr1974 on Aug 7, 2009 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions
they have meds for that now?
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions
There’s a campaign to legalize it.
by general borschevsky on Aug 7, 2009 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
take two of these
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by blurr1974 on Aug 7, 2009 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions
ooooooh, happy juice
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I got to start appreciating whisky. My dad has green label, gold label and blue label bottles at his place as well as the standard red and blacks.
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once you get into whiskeys and ryes you’ll never want to drink much else
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh I drink rye. Just not scotch.
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you drink it straight up on the rocks?
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Usually a double shot of rye and ginger in a short glass
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ah, if you wanna drink scotch, you gotta start with a rye on the rocks
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ll do that tonight.
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Farry for non hockey discussion join us in the Chatty Cathy
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Oh Yeah
The best part of buying it will be learning everyone’s real names!
I changed nothing about my personality for print. I changed print for my personality.
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Ok, that’s what I was wondering.
Not that learning everyone’s favourite hard drink was not informative.
I do not drink very often but for that sort of thing I have a preference for Bushmills, having lived near by for a few months in university.
by Leaf in Habland on Aug 7, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions
So when you guys publish this magazine, are your articles credited to your real names, or to your internet aliases?
I published my piece under my own name. Mirtle used an alias.
I don’t know what the rest of the fellas did.
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It’s going to be fun guessing Mirtle’s alias.
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I think he’s clever like those Cox Blox boys and will go with something like Mames Jirtle.
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Maybe he’ll go all Welsh on it and be like “Ghjams Myrhhhhhdllllle.”
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how are we going to be able to post smart ass replies on message boards if its a magazine though…. am i going to have to scribble fuck berger all over my magazine?
the main reason i wasnt included was because there is no comment section
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions
new background!
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions
33 THOUSAAAAAAAAND!
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions
what do you want a medal or a chest to pin it on?
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bwah?
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
i was referencing this for those not in the nerd know
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
ooooooh, i see where this is going, no i was just playing along with skinnyfish’s Dragonball Z joke, as illustrated by the video i posted in the link
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 7, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
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