Kyle Wellwood is not fat...

... at least according to the Sun, which says he's dropped 18 lbs from his training camp weight from last year after he "focused solely on his conditioning this offseason".

Which is odd, because I remember Wellwood and various Canuck fans swearing all last year that he was never fat in the first place.

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18, eh? Carry the 7, factor in the transient nature of water weight, and you end up with just under the weight of a half-ton truck.

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by kidkawartha on Sep 1, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions

“There won’t be any more fat jokes directed at Kyle Wellwood at training camp in September.”

I’d bet against this.

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by Robot Godzilla on Sep 1, 2009 4:04 PM EDT reply actions

Why? Is this site shutting down?

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by PPP on Sep 1, 2009 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions

I can’t quit Kyle Wellwood.

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by eyebleaf on Sep 1, 2009 4:07 PM EDT reply actions

I can’t quit Kyle Wellwood fat jokes.

/fixed

Being a Leaf fan here requires one to be sufficiently lubricated... and truculent!

by stucky on Sep 1, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions

First person to notice him eating a sandwich while on the ice gets a free beer.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 1, 2009 4:15 PM EDT reply actions

Wellwood, Towel rack

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 1, 2009 4:21 PM EDT reply actions

Wellwood, Giant Beach-Towel rack

Fixed.

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by kidkawartha on Sep 1, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions

It’s to be expected. The west coast fires have taken out a lot of his grazing areas.

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Sep 1, 2009 4:53 PM EDT reply actions 10 recs

oh my is that ever a rec’n

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 1, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions

Oh sweet jesus, yes…

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by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 3, 2009 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions

I wonder if he is jealous of Cary Price’s new chin

by blue with age on Sep 1, 2009 5:22 PM EDT reply actions

HOLY CRAP!

Carey Price dates girls who are old enough to drink now?

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by Down Goes Brown on Sep 1, 2009 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

nah, thats apple juice. loaded with GHB

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 1, 2009 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions

But, if its your mom, does it still count as a date?

by blue with age on Sep 1, 2009 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions

You can tell she’s underaged because their obviously on the date at her parents’ house.

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by PPP on Sep 1, 2009 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions

Caption: “You know Carey, when you’re away from the Bell Centre the back of your neck doesn’t have that red glow to it.”

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by Down Goes Brown on Sep 1, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions

Wellwoods not fat guys..

He’s just big boned..

by SPENCEMAN on Sep 2, 2009 2:29 AM EDT reply actions

Not a joke...

Kyle actually said this:

“As NHL players, we also generate a lot of waste, emissions, etc.,

Check out the weird pic too.

by general borschevsky on Sep 2, 2009 10:13 AM EDT reply actions

I love the caption under that picture

Kyle Wellwood has something in common with the raccoons in Stanley Park (April 6, 2009).

They like to rummage through trash for food?

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by JohnnyG on Sep 2, 2009 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

I love that the ad adjacent to the story is for a barbecue!

“Honey, Kyle’s grilling Johnsonvile brats again!!!1”

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by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 2, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions

“There’s so much to discover out there in the woodland areas and realizing what we can do to sustain our natural resources,” he advises.

Because, when the Greater Vancouver food supply inevitably runs out, I’m going to need to find my sustenance out of doors.

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by kidkawartha on Sep 2, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions

“I wonder if could eat 12 cases of ding-dongs in one sitting?”

"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09

by kidkawartha on Sep 2, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions

That’s a beautiful photo! How can anybody not love Kyle Wellwood. Lookin’ at that photo makes me want to smoke dope with him so bad. He must love Vancouver.

by general borschevsky on Sep 2, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs