Page 2 ESPN guy tries to use sci-fi jokes about bad teams and Maple Leafs, fails miserably

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wow….there is bad writting, then there is stuff that needs to be burned, and then there is mein kamf, and then there is this shit

Refusing To Bow To Your Standards Since 2006

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2009 12:01 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs

recd

to infinity

"Sanity is not statistical." - George Orwell, a Leafs fan...
Stalk me here...

by blurr1974 on Sep 11, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions

I want those 30 seconds back.

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Sep 11, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions

Especially Silly & Pointless News strikes again!

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Sep 11, 2009 12:05 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Well, at least ESPN is talking about the NHL again. Sort of.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Sep 11, 2009 12:07 AM EDT reply actions

I don't know what you all read

But some of those things sounded like good ideas.

Imagine Grabby and Kadri stickhandling with three arms! In the words of Maguire they’d be Monsters!

by lordosis on Sep 11, 2009 12:33 AM EDT reply actions

The league would just fine us for haing players with more than two arms and take away our draft picks.

"I want a song I don’t want to have sing it
I want your love right now, did you bring it? Did you bring it?"

by Mabel on Sep 11, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions

Obviously, this calls for using their massive profits to acquire not-yet-illegal performance enhancements for their players. Stuff like heat-vision, a third arm…

Or, you know, we could just let Luke Schenn destroy anyone foolish enough to cross our blue line.

That’d be funnier than the guy who wrote this, too.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Sep 11, 2009 12:39 AM EDT reply actions

Or, you know, we could just let Luke Schenn destroy anyone foolish enough to cross our blue line,

~~That’d be funnier than~~ the guy who wrote this, too.

/fixed

Dedicated to the gradual progression into an era in which Leaf fans could possibly maybe consider perhaps Toronto could might win the Stanley Cup...possibly...mayhap.

by palmateerlover on Sep 11, 2009 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions