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The Leaf's 'Hockey Song'


As I was reading my newly purchased copy of the Maple Leafs Annual(Schenn levels of awesomeness) I decided to use the tune from Stompin Tom's classic 'Hockey Song' to create a version for this years Leafs.  It is an extended version with a few extra verses.

I hope you like it.

Star-divide

Hello out there, we're on the air, it's Hockey Night tonight

The faceoff's won, the fun's begun, Matt shoots it down the ice

Blake's got it on his stick, centers quick, the fans shout out his name

Pascal can't close the doors, Stempy scores at the good ole Hockey game

OH! The good ol' Hockey game, is the best game you can name
And the best game you can name, is the good ol' Hockey game

Penalty Kill

Poni's in the bin for an unknown sin, Kovalev tried to duck

Alfie's on the line but Schenn's sublime, the Sens are out of luck

Komi 's blocking shots, the Monster's stopping lots, Milan's put in the glass

Spetz tries to pass, Luke puts him on his ass at the good ole Hockey game

OH! The good ol' Hockey game, is the best game you can name
And the best game you can name, is the good ol' Hockey game

Second Period

It's getting rough but that's not enough to stop our guys in blue

The gloves are dropped, Neil gets popped, how his helmet flew

A hard left then right, it's not a fight, Chris turtles and hits the floor

"Who wants more!" shouts Colton Orr at the good ole Hockey game

OH! The good ol' Hockey game, is the best game you can name
And the best game you can name, is the good ol' Hockey game

Power Play

Kabby passes it up the ice, it looks real nice, Grabbo takes it on his stick

Hagman has no fear when Philllips spears, boy what a freakin dick

Kulie rocks the joint, slaps it back to the point, Francois fires it off the post

No need to boast, the Sens are toast at the good ol' Hockey game

OH! The good ol' Hockey game, is the best game you can name
And the best game you can name, is the good ol' Hockey game

Third Period

Teeth are bared, the Refs are scared, let them play it out

The game is tight due to our defensive might - also Welly is stout

Bozak's on his toes but the whistle blows, how the hell was that offside?

"Just let it ride" Wilson cried, at the good ole Hockey game

OH! The good ol' Hockey game, is the best game you can name
And the best game you can name, is the good ol' Hockey game

Overtime

Four on Four, we have to score to make the playoffs now

If we don't get the puck, we're outta luck, can't solve this with a row

Shoot-outs are shit and we don't want it, but wait is that a breakout pass?

See how we roll, it's Kadri's goal!  At the good ole Hockey game!

OH! The good ol' Hockey game, is the best game you can name
And the best game you can name, is the good ol' Hockey game

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Kudo’s.

and rec’d.

Dedicated to the gradual progression into an era in which Leaf fans could possibly maybe consider perhaps Toronto could might win the Stanley Cup...possibly...mayhap.

by palmateerlover on Sep 12, 2009 12:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Did you really have Blake send a PASS to Stempniak for a GOAL??

Other than that section of mild confusion, it was pretty cool. Recced.

Boo hoo!

by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 12, 2009 12:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I was trying to be Eyebelief-level optimistic

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 12, 2009 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice
“Who wants more!” shouts Colton Orr

I want to hear that. Or, “ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!”

Also, need help fixing the blockquotes?

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Sep 12, 2009 12:05 PM EDT reply actions  

yah, didn’t intend for the block quotes at all
Just wanted to indent

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 12, 2009 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll fix it

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Sep 12, 2009 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

much better, thank u

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 12, 2009 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

No problem

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Sep 12, 2009 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

“TONIGHT WE DINE ON OVERPAID CRYBABIES!”

Boo hoo!

by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 12, 2009 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Near-perfect. Rec’d for sure. You should made to memorize this before joining PPP.

"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09

by kidkawartha on Sep 12, 2009 1:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks for the compliment! I believe it was divinely inspired by OLAS

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 12, 2009 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is great. My big complaint about North American sports fans is the lack of team-specific songs. Now let’s teach this to all Leaf fans to sing at games, and let the tapping of BlackBerry keys from the lower bowl provide the percussion track.

by puckurgently on Sep 12, 2009 2:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Helpful tip: The chopsticks for the sushi platter can make great makeshift drumsticks.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Sep 12, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I knew it… within hours of writing the song, Heatley was traded… but this is now fixed

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 12, 2009 6:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Bitchen. Nice work!

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing. Also rather truculent for a chick.

by loser domi on Sep 13, 2009 9:32 AM EDT reply actions  

Rec’d for:

“Who wants more!” shouts Colton Orr

Identical to Sergei Berezin in every way, only 1/10 his size.

From Russia with GLOVE SIDE!

by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 15, 2009 5:38 PM EDT reply actions  

It really is an awesome line

Life as a Toronto Sports Fan?... *sigh*... It is what it is...

by JohnnyG on Sep 16, 2009 8:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

That was my favourite as well.

Leaf, the universe and everything.

by 1967ers on Sep 16, 2009 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec’d. Colton Orr’s definitely going to say that more than once

"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Sep 15, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

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