Courtesy of Puck Daddy comes the tale of an unholy union.
Questions abound, will the child worship Our Luke and Saviour or Jesus, Price!? will the kid read PPP or EOTP?, but one thing is clear from this picture: She's the captain.
Good for her.
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Who was #22 and Captain of the Leafs?
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Francois Motherfucking Beauchemin
thats who
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 14, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, Rick Vaive, duh. That’s not a correct era jersey for Vaive though.
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Oh my god this whole thing is a shit show.
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The jersey foul aspect is the least of the problems.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
oh god, the link makes it so much worse
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 14, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Haven't RTFA yet, but...
…seems to me Habs Fan Dude has a world of problems, not the least of which is the small gold-coloured bird perched atop his head.
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The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
it symbolizes the combined cap hit of the lollypop guild crapping all over their hopes of building a decent team in the next 10 years
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 14, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
This is metaphorical and poetic genius. Also, you used the word “crapping”, which I continue to enjoy. Nicely played.
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"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
Haven't the Bruins taught these people anything?
Never date within the division!
Wings fan by birth. Leafs fan by truculent osmosis.
by SkinnyFish on Sep 14, 2009 3:43 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
But she’s so…
Oh, wait.
Down Goes Brown - Unapologetically nostalgic for the past. Brutally realistic about the present. Grudgingly optimistic about the future.
by Down Goes Brown on Sep 14, 2009 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions
a Leafs jerseys adds at least 2 to any girls hotness ranking.
I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni
by Kerry Fraser on Sep 14, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Silly sleza, the scale won’t go up to 12!
Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.
by Brunswick Bruiser on Sep 15, 2009 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions
mine goes to 11
I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni
by Kerry Fraser on Sep 15, 2009 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
It most definitely goes up to 12. All female PPP members start at 10 and increase from there based on a complex formula involving truculence, frequency of jersey wearing and ability to reduce to Chemmy to tears with a one-liner.
"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09
The child shall be a Sens fan, to piss off both parents
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing. Also rather truculent for a chick.
well, if they have kids, that is
BTS, this would be a PERFECT idea for your wedding (minus the Habs jersey, of course)
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing. Also rather truculent for a chick.
BTS= BTD
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing. Also rather truculent for a chick.
If I found a girl that would get married in a jersey I might propose on the spot, except even I don’t think I want that.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Sep 14, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Typical. The kid rebels against the parents by doing something stupid and meaningless because it seemed like a good idea at one time.
Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.
by Brunswick Bruiser on Sep 14, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
At least he’s just assistant captain, not captain.
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing. Also rather truculent for a chick.
oops
maybe the A is for A-hole, who knows?
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing. Also rather truculent for a chick.
maybe the A is for A-hole
Nope, that’s what the ‘CH’ on the front signifies
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
Albert Einstein
by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 14, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I always thought it was Crap-Hole.
I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni
by Kerry Fraser on Sep 14, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I was gonna go with Corn-Hole
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 14, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
the best part of the article
Longtime Puck Daddy reader Alex Phlipsak sent over these wedding photos from his marriage to Marissa Skinner in D.C. last week: The groom decked out in a personalized Montreal Canadiens jersey, the bride in her personalized Toronto Maple Leafs sweater. (Alex is currently waiting on a name-change to Skinner.)
That chick must have major Truculence to make that pussy change his last name. What a Hab he is.
Well
she is the captain
A Nation of Masochists I can't believe "Stay Truculent!!!1" replaced goodbye.
My twitter:
@wyshynski “Love your jersey fouls feature, check out this picture of my wedding and this non-traditional embarassing fact about us!”
@wyshynski I also wouldn’t buy a jersey with my name on the back, let alone get married in it. Too many things to make fun of in 140 chars.
@mlse @wyshynski He’s changing his last name, I’m surprised she let him wear pants to the ceremony.
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Um
If my name was Phlipsack (sounds painful) I’d change my name too
by theothervatican on Sep 14, 2009 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions
in many states, raising a child as a Leafs fan is a form of a child endangerment from a legal perspective
Wyshynski is such an ass.
...rely a bit to heavily on alcohol and irony...
by My Poor Friend Me on Sep 14, 2009 4:43 PM EDT reply actions
he’s a devils fan, he cant help it
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 14, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions
So it’s him and Kevin Smith… lots of room at that new arena – even though Smith has increased to an almost Wellwood-like girth
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
Albert Einstein
by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 14, 2009 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, but Smith is tallented
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 14, 2009 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
The big question is, (inspired by DGB) are they at a courthouse because he just registered in accordance with Emily’s Law, and conveniently enough, immediately picked up their marital paperwork? Or did he have to prove evidence of inclusion in the human species in order to get the licence?
"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09
not pictured, the 3 phone books he is standing on
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 14, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
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