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What is Matt Stajan doing in this photo?

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Stajan PUUUUNCH!
Show me ya moves!

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Sep 15, 2009 9:59 AM EDT reply actions  

He still has no idea how McCabe does the can-opener.

by general borschevsky on Sep 15, 2009 10:09 AM EDT reply actions  

“I should get a pair of those for myself!”

Is it October yet?

by floridaLEAF on Sep 15, 2009 10:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Whose gonads are those?

by JP Nikota on Sep 15, 2009 10:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Matt Stajan: “Ok, now cough. Good. Everything seems to be in order.”

Baby goes crazy for a sharp dressed man

by Curt S on Sep 15, 2009 10:15 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

CUP CHECK!

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by Travis Hair on Sep 15, 2009 10:16 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Welcome

Thanks for joining.

Also, that’s a rec’ing

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by PPP on Sep 15, 2009 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ignoring the groin grab his stick doesn’t have a blade.

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by Chemmy on Sep 15, 2009 10:26 AM EDT reply actions  

they were playing sticks reversed on defense to work on positioning and defensive aggressiveness

guess it worked

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 15, 2009 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

The stick’s upside down Sherlock. It’s a drill.

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by PPP on Sep 15, 2009 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s more or less the comment I was going to make, but I wasn’t sure if our friend Chemmy was making a joke.

by JP Nikota on Sep 15, 2009 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Chemmy doesn't joke...

"Sanity is not statistical." - George Orwell, a Leafs fan...
Stalk me here...

by blurr1974 on Sep 15, 2009 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Specifically, it’s an offensive drill called the “Stempniak Simulator”.

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by Down Goes Brown on Sep 15, 2009 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

you are such a genius

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Sep 15, 2009 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Uber-reccing!

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 15, 2009 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

When told to emulate the best of the NHL, Stajan imitated Crosby’s speed-bagging technique.

by Apoca-Leafs on Sep 15, 2009 11:39 AM EDT reply actions  

It wasn’t until training camp that Matt Stajan realized how much he really missed playing with Alex Steen on his left.

"I'd walk into the Leafs dressing room to get ready for the day and Harold would be there in his boxer shorts shaving. King Clancy would drop by a little later, play the fool, and then head off to the racetrack." John Brophy

by Mike Pelyk's Hairdo on Sep 15, 2009 11:44 AM EDT reply actions  

That is called “building team chemistry”.

by somny on Sep 15, 2009 11:47 AM EDT reply actions  

Kessticular cancer?

Wings fan by birth. Leafs fan by truculent osmosis.

by SkinnyFish on Sep 15, 2009 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh man.

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Truculence FTW

by leafer1984 on Sep 15, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the Matt in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz

Go Houston Rockets!

by Duster on Sep 15, 2009 12:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh reaching out for something
Touching nothing’s all I ever do
Oh I softly call you over
When you appear there’s nothing left of you…….

"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09

by kidkawartha on Sep 15, 2009 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stajan is trying to fill a void in the event that Jiri"NSFW" Tlusty gets traded for Kessel

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing. Also rather truculent for a chick.

by loser domi on Sep 15, 2009 12:32 PM EDT reply actions  

he’s upgrading his toughness level. First kicking socks, now he’s junk punching.

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing. Also rather truculent for a chick.

by loser domi on Sep 15, 2009 12:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Next will be texting Luke Schenn’s girlfriend on the side.

"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09

by kidkawartha on Sep 15, 2009 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

is that a fanfic signal I see in the sky?

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing. Also rather truculent for a chick.

by loser domi on Sep 15, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotham City is counting on you, LD.

"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09

by kidkawartha on Sep 15, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

No no, it’s totally normal I do this to all of the rookies.

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by Chemmy on Sep 15, 2009 12:42 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Let them know you worth it/Dust it off and jerk it.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 15, 2009 1:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Stajan said taking one ball to the head was too many and vowed to do a better job protecting himself at this year’s training camp.

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by mf37 on Sep 15, 2009 1:51 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

And then Stajan broke out into his rendition of What’s This?? from Nightmare before Christmas, prancing around the ice. lol

by Leafies on Sep 15, 2009 2:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Stajan called for a hands-on-the-stick penalty.

After some discussion with Schenn it was determined to be a minor penalty

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 15, 2009 6:49 PM EDT reply actions  

During a zone drill Ron Wilson suggests to Stajan that they should, “see what this kid’s got.”

Stajan mis-interprets.

Baby goes crazy for a sharp dressed man

by Curt S on Sep 15, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

He is doing what you all wish you could do to Nazem. Admit it.

Go Leafs and Bruins!

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by Brad Ackerson on Sep 15, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m, too sexy for this jersey.
Too sexy for this rink, what you think about that?

"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09

by kidkawartha on Sep 15, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t want that song in my head. Please no.

"If drunken antics are wrong, I don’t want to be right." - Cornelius Hardenbergh

by Mabel on Sep 15, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn you, kidk, damn you to hell. It is in there, and I can’t get it out.

"If drunken antics are wrong, I don’t want to be right." - Cornelius Hardenbergh

by Mabel on Sep 15, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

its a small world after all, its a small world after all , its a small world after all its a small small world!

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 15, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks for trying, Jared.

"If drunken antics are wrong, I don’t want to be right." - Cornelius Hardenbergh

by Mabel on Sep 15, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Germans call it an Earworm. He he.

"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09

by kidkawartha on Sep 15, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Liberal applications of gin should solve that right-quick.

"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09

by kidkawartha on Sep 15, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s Burkie for sure.

"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09

by kidkawartha on Sep 15, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh. Nicely done.

"If drunken antics are wrong, I don’t want to be right." - Cornelius Hardenbergh

by Mabel on Sep 15, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

“a Burkie” that is.

"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09

by kidkawartha on Sep 15, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

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