I almost died laughing at this article. Oh my god who the frig gave this guy a job as a journalist. What a moron. I thought Eklund was a baffoon, but as you can clearly read Berger takes the Art Ross for being The Journalist with the least common sense. If this was written on paper what color crayon do you think he would use? By now I'm just writing for the sake of taking up space, but please read this:

So, where does the hockey club turn to avail itself of Kessel’s burning speed and ability to find open areas on the ice? The answer, though unconventional, may be found in the traffic jam on the blue line...

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