Pension Plan Puppets and Down Goes Brown Unite

But my mind cannot comprehind question 6. I spent my labour day weekend building a time machine and went into the future. Jonas Gustavsson broke the record for most shut outs and it was only 2012!

Kyle Wellwood is also still fat in the future.

I’m fairly sure Gartner was, indeed, clean-shaven at the time of the trade. It’s still a landmark trade of two nearly legendary moustache-wearers, and certainly the best such trade, but I’m pretty sure he went baby-faced at some point toward the end of his tenure with the Rangers.

Awesome chat though. I had numerous fits of laughter (Wellwood v. Bear) that were awkwardly loud for an apartment building in the middle of the night.

Listened to it last night, excellent stuff.

For the first 20 minutes of the podcast, PPP basically plays the role of the Justin Timberlake character from The Barry Gibb Talkshow.

But eventually I make the hot tag and he comes in on fire and clears the ring.

Don’t give CT credit for my shitty jokes. I handled the “jokes that stiffed” role all by my lonesome.

“Hamilton Tourist Board” FTW.

Whalewood showed up in a Doctor Who episode!

After our long discussion of the Jersey Fouls and the idiots that wear # 69 I just saw highlights of the Leafs’ Rookie Tourney and Barron Smith is sporting that sweater.

Are you going to be putting this up on iTunes so I can download it? Pretty please?

lemme see…Kyle wellwood is so fat…

—Valderamma style: Tomas Holmstrom’s ass said “dayyyum”

—Star Wars style: Obi-Wan said “that’s no moon…”

—cinematically: “Now I know what’s eating Gilbert Grape”

—enviromentally friendly: “Someone call the parks service so we can get this beached whale back to sea!”

—naive: “I thought the Pillsbury Doughoy was just a cartoon!”

—like a concerned friend: “his knees must be in shards now from all that weight. we should get him a scooter.”

—aggressively: “Man if I were that fat, I’d do self-liposuction with a shop vac!”

—politically: Kyle Wellwood was overthrown in a military coup d’etat. He is now know as the Happy Shiny Democratic People’s Republic of Kyle wellwood.

—idiotic: “he’s not that fat. He could use some scrapple. GO FLYERS!!1”

—Stephen Hawkins Style: Kyle Wellwood is filled with billions of stars

et puis, je touche

We had over 500 downloads of the ’cast last week, our best week to date.

Which means 3 more weeks like that, and we’ll have a download for every pound of Wellwood.