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Legend or Letdown? Jesus I almost feel bad for that guy. He knows Wendel knows how to read, right?

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by Chemmy on Sep 9, 2009 9:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Unless

He wrote it himself to worm out unbelievers?

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by Mattblack on Sep 9, 2009 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

God I hope so.

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by Chemmy on Sep 9, 2009 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Look, I don’t worship the ground Wendel walks on like the rest of you, but it’s bleacher report, and even I have more respect for him than to think he’d use that.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Sep 9, 2009 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

the only thing that video is missing is the Cam Neely Turtle

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 9, 2009 9:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wendel would also probably spell “Lightning” correctly (multiple times), and not refer to a 30 goal, 65 game season as being a bad fit for his team.

Notice how you never see Wendel Clark and John Wayne in the same room together?

by puckurgently on Sep 9, 2009 9:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

rec’d

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by eyebleaf on Sep 9, 2009 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

green’d

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by Chemmy on Sep 9, 2009 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

ONE MORE LINK

I don’t believe in Matt Stajan. He’s no top-six forward.

http://www.sportsandthecity.com/2009/09/wait-what.html

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by eyebleaf on Sep 9, 2009 9:32 AM EDT reply actions  

agreed, there are at least 5 players on the leafs Id call top 6 ahead of Stajan

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 9, 2009 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

With Stajan being the sixth top 6?

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 9, 2009 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Stajan’s in no-man’s land. He’s not a top-sixer, and he’s not the hard-hat type either.

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by eyebleaf on Sep 9, 2009 9:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

So he’s a Marlies first liner?

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 9, 2009 9:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes.

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by eyebleaf on Sep 9, 2009 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

OK he’s no Marlie. But he’s no top-six NHL forward.

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by eyebleaf on Sep 9, 2009 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

He’s a tweener. That’s a tough place to be in.

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by PPP on Sep 9, 2009 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

All confused, and shit.

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by eyebleaf on Sep 9, 2009 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I blame it on the video games and rap music.

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 9, 2009 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not bottom 6 or top 6

He’s a very special, specific kind of forward, known as “middle 6”.

by general borschevsky on Sep 9, 2009 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

what if

Stajan follows Wilson’s fitness plan to the letter, and comes to camp more bulked up than in previous years?

I’m not saying he’s gonna rock JofL pythons, but h’es 5’1" and 200 lbs. he adds 5 lbs of muscle over the summer and ya never know. He’s only 25 or 26. Lot’s of players don’t start coming into their own until then. Could be that Stajan needs a little encouragement to reach his full potential, and that’s what Burke is trying to do.

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by blurr1974 on Sep 9, 2009 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

or

6’1"

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by blurr1974 on Sep 9, 2009 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Stajan could put on 30lbs of muscle, his size never really had anything to do with it. He is just kitten soft, doesnt initiate contact, doesnt grind and doesnt like high traffic areas. If he comes in this year with a changed game plan and starts muscling for the puck and playing lunch pail hockey, then he will get some respect

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 9, 2009 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

i’d challenge the high traffic areas argument.

his biggest problem is keeping his head up in the high traffic areas…

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by blurr1974 on Sep 9, 2009 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

ok, I’ll give him that. The fact is he lets smaller players push him off the puck

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 9, 2009 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

No kidding. Teams were teeing up on him and giving up hits like that kills momentum.

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by PPP on Sep 9, 2009 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

He needs to attend the Pre-Sabres Dominic Moore Hockey Camp for Work Ethic.

by JP Nikota on Sep 9, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope that’s the case.

I hope I’m proven wrong.

I don’t know why I hate on him so much.

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by eyebleaf on Sep 9, 2009 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

its the bald spot

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 9, 2009 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

that part is rather annoying

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by Karina on Sep 9, 2009 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

And they can’t use rogaine because it’s a PED coverup!

See also: Recchi, Mark

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Sep 9, 2009 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or Getzlaf, Ryan

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by PPP on Sep 9, 2009 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha, true. Although he’s also got that awful goatee and mild buck-toothedness.

It’s good he’s such a ridiculously dominant hockey player, because modeling is not for him.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Sep 9, 2009 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Getzlaf is ridiculously good. He is somewhere within the top 6-7 players in the league

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by leafer1984 on Sep 9, 2009 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I loved watching him dominate last year in the playoffs…..because I had him in my pool.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Sep 9, 2009 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was pretty sweet seeing him school Joe Thornton

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by Karina on Sep 9, 2009 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm just speculating...

the yin to your yang so to speak.

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by blurr1974 on Sep 9, 2009 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

He’s consistently added bulk over every year. I’d buy the build him up theory.

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by PPP on Sep 9, 2009 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Random rumor: somebody connected to the Coyotes says they have a deal in place to acquire Jarko Ruutu… from San Jose. Apparently he’d be part of a Heatley deal, which is close enough to happening that the Sharks are working on some secondary moves.

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by Down Goes Brown on Sep 9, 2009 10:38 AM EDT reply actions  

damn, too bad Jarko is the perfect Senator

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 9, 2009 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

I wonder who would be exiled to Ottawa?

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by PPP on Sep 9, 2009 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

probably some defensemen, Vlasic is a likely candidate

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 9, 2009 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

the sharks need to move off $7M in salary to make this work.

Vlasic isn’t gonna cut it alone…

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by blurr1974 on Sep 9, 2009 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, I dont see the Sharks moving Thornton or Marleau (because he wont waive) or any of their young up and comers.
the sharks have Boyle right?

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 9, 2009 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Burce Garrioch actually had a line in his weekend column that said something like “if the Sharks want Heatley, the Sens will insist on getting Joe Thornton back in the deal”.

So… yeah. I’m starting to understand why Murray’s not finding any trading partners.

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by Down Goes Brown on Sep 9, 2009 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

yup

Boyle at $6.6M could work, but SJ has only 6 d-men signed and 10 forwards.

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by blurr1974 on Sep 9, 2009 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

hmm, if there is any truth to this, it should be interesting

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 9, 2009 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Boyle

isn’t going anywhere, they paid a high price to get him, and shipped Erhoff out so that now Boyle is their prime offensive defenseman.

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by Karina on Sep 9, 2009 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, but there really isnt anything else that the Sens desperatly need on the sharks

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 9, 2009 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

hence

why a deal isn’t going to happen. Erhoff was part of the Heatley trade talks, which is why once he went to the Canucks, Dreger said talks were off…

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by Karina on Sep 9, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOO

I drafted Boyle in the same Yahoo pool!

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 9, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOoo

I just drafted him in a Yahoo pool on Monday.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 9, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

that would give Phoenix what? Shane Doan and twenty-seven 3rd line wingers? I’ve lost track.

Maybe they need the much maligned Matt “Tweener” Stajan to center one of their 5 third lines.

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by Mike Pelyk's Hairdo on Sep 9, 2009 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

I uploaded 8 new pictures to Vintage Leafs this morning in addition to the 5 that I put up last night.

by somny on Sep 9, 2009 10:44 AM EDT reply actions  

PIC BONANZA

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by Chemmy on Sep 9, 2009 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I could get a case of Alphagetti and shart better articles than anything I’ve ever read on the Bleacher Report.

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by Jo4nny on Sep 9, 2009 11:15 AM EDT reply actions  

Hanson needs a nickname now too?

Let’s see. Han Solo? He did shoot first, and provided most of the Leafs’ offense on his own in the Bruins game.

‘Slap Shot’ may be too obvious, but I’m not sure.

Perhaps ‘Goggles’ in honour of his father’s fashion sense in the film? Might be too close to Giggles, though. Actually, saying “Goggles lays out Giggles” gave me a chuckle.

Maybe, as a different homage, something simple like ‘Chief’.

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Sep 9, 2009 11:22 AM EDT reply actions  

I’m sorry, but Chief is taken.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Sep 9, 2009 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Christian “Old Testament” Hanson

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by Mike Pelyk's Hairdo on Sep 9, 2009 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

yayeyeah

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 9, 2009 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like the Mmmbop one.. but we need to have something to do with Tin Foil… for sure..

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 9, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve already started calling Hanson, Bozak & Stahlberg the “Animal House” line.

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by clrkaitken on Sep 9, 2009 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

That leaves us with:

  1. Animal House
  2. The Frat Pack
  3. Delta House

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by PPP on Sep 9, 2009 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

ooooh

I forgot to go to Chapters yesterday. No more! I will go today! WOOO MAPLE LEAFS ANNUAL!

Plus, I need to reiterate that I got tickets to the Leafs game here in Vancouver…. maybe there’ll be another bachelorette after that game.

WOOOO HOCKEY

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by Karina on Sep 9, 2009 11:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Another Bachelorette?

Why is that?

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by leafer1984 on Sep 9, 2009 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Because her husband is a Canucks fan :)

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by PPP on Sep 9, 2009 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good reason

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by leafer1984 on Sep 9, 2009 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

hehe. It will be fun.
I’m preparing my “nineteen-never” sign asap.

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by Karina on Sep 9, 2009 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to finagle tix to that game too. Made it last year, so fingers crossed…

by Godd Till on Sep 9, 2009 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice

I lucked out… a guy my hubby plays hockey with had a connection. I had to buy tickets to a preseason game too, though.

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by Karina on Sep 9, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do this.

He needs to learn.

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by Mabel on Sep 9, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you love someone, but their team beats the crap out of yours, set them free.

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by Brunswick Bruiser on Sep 9, 2009 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Successory!!!1

I was able to purchase a copy at my local Chapters over my lunch break. Can’t wait to start reading it!

Though I’m slightly disappointed I didn’t get any funny looks or snide comments from the staff, I was hoping for at least one Sens fan in there to start arguing with.

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by stucky on Sep 9, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s made of thicker stock so that you can roll it up and beat senators fans.

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by PPP on Sep 9, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got mine on Sunday at a kiosk in Square One – it’s a great read!

by Jo4nny on Sep 9, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

ooooh

I will beat Canucks fans with it as well.
Yes, BCWW.

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by Karina on Sep 9, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am at Chapters and don’t see it. Is there a picture of the cover???

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by Karina on Sep 9, 2009 3:17 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Luke schenn looking like he is gonna hit the dude holding the camera

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 9, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Picture

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by JohnnyG on Sep 9, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that's nowhere to be dound. I am gonna rage.

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by Karina on Sep 9, 2009 3:23 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

:(

Ask. Maybe they can ship you one from Toronto.

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by PPP on Sep 9, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

checking a magazine store first. If tjey dom’t have it, I’ll go to the Chapters near home and order it.

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by Karina on Sep 9, 2009 3:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

It should be in their magazine section. I know I had trouble finding it first, I wandered around the magazines for a while before finally seeing it. If all else fails, ask someone, I’m sure they’ll help you out.

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by stucky on Sep 9, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

will do

I think I’ll pop over tonight when I have more time.

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by Karina on Sep 9, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm

Just tried to find it on their site and I couldn’t… not sure what to tell you. Since it is a magazine there is no ISBN number for them to search. Maybe just ask and explain? It is supposed to be on display until December 21st 2009.

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by JohnnyG on Sep 9, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grrr...

When you search Maple Leafs Annual the first thing that comes up is a discount book written by Cox…. grrrr

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by JohnnyG on Sep 9, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everything Cox writes is discounted

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 9, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

go to a Beckers

Thats where i got mine

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by Matt_Roberts on Sep 9, 2009 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

those don’t exist in Vancouver.

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by Karina on Sep 9, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, these things are everywhere in Ottawa. I’m a little surprised how many I’ve seen.

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by Down Goes Brown on Sep 9, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey DGB, Your piece was awesome man. Very well done.

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by leafer1984 on Sep 9, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

They know their marketplace…

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by PPP on Sep 9, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  


top 15 hitters in the NHL
, you will notice something very very wrong with this list right off the start

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 9, 2009 12:34 PM EDT reply actions  

the Leafs are the only team with 3 on the list. none in the top 10. :(

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by blurr1974 on Sep 9, 2009 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

that and there is no way in hell Chris Neil is a better hitter than Luke Schenn

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 9, 2009 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chris Neil makes it on volume which is a shame because he’s a real chickenshit.

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by PPP on Sep 9, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Two of his most memorable hits were on Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin.

Crosby?

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by Down Goes Brown on Sep 9, 2009 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, I didnt remember that either, wasnt anything past a regular hit
the one on Volchenkov however that was my favourite

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 9, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Volchenkov? I remember him hitting Vermetter.
I WISH the Ryan Smyth hit was online somewhere

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by leafer1984 on Sep 9, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vermette, yes thats the one

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 9, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I can’t remember it.

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by PPP on Sep 9, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is on youtube

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by leafer1984 on Sep 9, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

If that hit was on anyone but crosby no one would have remembered it

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 9, 2009 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

DING DING DING

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by leafer1984 on Sep 9, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clarky/Welly interview

Clark was never a letdownl; one of the fiercest compeitors to lace the skates for us.

The Loser Domi interview with Welly was classic: “jet place with huge biceps!”

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Welcome

Thanks for joining. Great name.

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by PPP on Sep 9, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Picked up my Maple Leaf Annual during a break at work

A local News store had copies in with their fantasy hockey magazines.

I know it has been said before, but nice job to everyone involved with this. The articles are well written and it is a solid magazine, Looking forward to the subsequent annual editions each year.

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by JohnnyG on Sep 9, 2009 2:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I have to do that again? Next year?

:(

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by Chemmy on Sep 9, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

WAT?

I was never told this.

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by PPP on Sep 9, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll do it for you :D

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by Karina on Sep 9, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the year after that... and after that... and after that

Forever and ever…. and if you disagree…. well…. ever see the movie Misery?

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by JohnnyG on Sep 9, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those magazines are nice…I picked up the Sporting News, the Offiicial NHL Yearbook and the Hockey News. Most have identical predictions for us. The Offiicial guide was startling in predicting a 100-point season for Ottawa (!) but I guess they have to put on a positive spin…

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by Chemmy on Sep 9, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re one magazine short!

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by PPP on Sep 9, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

the Official guide seems to be short on IQ

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by Karina on Sep 9, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ya he is

Pick up the annual!
PPP and Chemmy need their royalties =oP

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by leafer1984 on Sep 9, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Offiicial guide was startling in predicting a 100-point season for Ottawa (!) but I guess they have to put on a positive spin…

Well, there’s positive and then there’s insane. I guess they published it before Heatley asked to be traded and before the Pascal LeClaire trade…

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by PPP on Sep 9, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still think LeClaire is a good goalie. He just needs to stay healthy

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by leafer1984 on Sep 9, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, and so does VanRyan…..

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 9, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup. I was watching the games from this past season, and now I can actually watch to see how the players are and wow MVR was better then I remember

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by leafer1984 on Sep 9, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s the sad part. The Leafs were actually a decent team with Van Ryn in the lineup.

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by PPP on Sep 9, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

if he had played 70 games last season the way he played in the 5 he did play, Burke would have traded Kabby for Vorachek and a second at thedrop of a hat

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 9, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree with both of you. It’s sad when injuries do that to a very good player. Hopefully he can bounce back

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by leafer1984 on Sep 9, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

yah, hopefully the concussions are a thing of the past. its just gonna be hard for him to get ice time to prove himself this year

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 9, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ya, he definitely has an uphill battle

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by leafer1984 on Sep 9, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s still the kid that blew a 3-1 lead to the Russians in the World Juniors to me.

And he’d do fine in a defensively sound system. Unfortunately, that ship has sailed for the snes.

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by PPP on Sep 9, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sens and defensively sound don’t belong in the same sentence

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by leafer1984 on Sep 9, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, the Sens need a lot of help on defense, they only have 3 NHL caliber top 6ers in their whole system

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 9, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Campoli, Volchenkov, Philips?

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by leafer1984 on Sep 9, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know that I’d give them Campoli yet. He’s only played for the Islanders and the senators.

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by PPP on Sep 9, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Campoli is on the outside, but Kuba is the third

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 9, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, I forgot about Kuba.

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by PPP on Sep 9, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I forgot about Kuba.

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by leafer1984 on Sep 9, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, he wasnt very noticeable after the trade

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 9, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plus they don’t have a lot of defensively responsible forwards. Lot of floaters on that team, including the king of all floaters, Alex “I’d like to retire in Montreal” Kovalev.

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by stucky on Sep 9, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Offiicial guide was startling in predicting a 100-point season for Ottawa (!) but I guess they have to put on a positive spin…

They are playing a 112 game season?

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 9, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

For SNES fans, it will only feel like it’s a 112 game season.

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by stucky on Sep 9, 2009 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

THNs mag was horrible this year, it used to be a must have, not so much anymore….

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by Matt_Roberts on Sep 9, 2009 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kabby Moving the puck right here...

Dreger just tweeted:

DarrenDreger: Burke says forget Kaberle for Kessel rumours. Kaberle isnt goining anywhere.

by The Muppet on Sep 9, 2009 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

good, not that it will ever die

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 9, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it was obvious once the window in his contract closed.

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by Karina on Sep 9, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

yet here it is again

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 9, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh, some people are dumb.

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by Karina on Sep 9, 2009 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

So Burke is the GM of the Leafs, with full control and decision making power for hockey-related matters. He by all accounts has had an excellent summer in drafting new talent and signing significant free agents to help improve the Leafs defensively. He is revered by fans, respected by his peers and has the best job (or at the very least one of them) in the NHL.

Yes. Tough times indeed.

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by stucky on Sep 9, 2009 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m very disappointed in Spector for that article. Usually he writes much better quality stuff.

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by Karina on Sep 9, 2009 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats hilarious, because I wrote an email after reading that
“dear Mark Spector, you can do better than that”

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 9, 2009 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice

and he can.

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by Karina on Sep 9, 2009 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

And trading away three draft picks in one fell swoop would be downright hypocritical, after all those lectures in which Burke scalded previous Leaf managers who had done exactly that.

Except I am not sure in what world the 21 year old 36 goal scorer Phil Kessel counts as a ‘quick-fix’ which, I’d like to remind Mr. Spector, is what Burke railed against previous regimes (rightfully) for doing. But hey, why let that nuance ruin a good story.

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by PPP on Sep 9, 2009 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here's an example of good writing

We need more of this in the MSM. An opinion piece, imagine that. Based on insight even.

by lordosis on Sep 9, 2009 5:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

Those comments are awesome.

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by PPP on Sep 9, 2009 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha, whoops

Sorry, linked to wrong article (though that one is interesting in it’s complete and utter bullshitness). HERE is the one I meant to link. My bad.

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by lordosis on Sep 9, 2009 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

I was wondering, ‘cause there’s a major error in that one:

Or Stanley Cup championships for the Kings, even though Wayne Gretzky took them to the Finals in 1993.

Should read:

Or Stanley Cup championships for the Kings, even though Kerry Fraser took them to the Finals in 1993.

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by Karina on Sep 9, 2009 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

hahaha

Ok, I was confused because I saw that on Twitter mentioned as the worst sports column ever written.

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by PPP on Sep 9, 2009 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

same, i was thinking the brilliantly written and well researched was ment in jest

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 9, 2009 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

the last line of that column is completely inappropriate

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by Karina on Sep 9, 2009 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

I hadn’t even read that far. Dear God. That’s just so wrong.

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by PPP on Sep 9, 2009 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

clincher for the worst article I’ve ever read.

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by Karina on Sep 9, 2009 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

How long before that writer is fired? Clearly, it can’t happen soon enough.

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by stucky on Sep 9, 2009 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is the other horrible sports article that used to be the worst before today’s awesomeness.

by lordosis on Sep 9, 2009 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats a bad one, id put that anti leafs one by berger from last season up there too

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 9, 2009 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

WAT

That’s just insane. I’m feeling my urge to kill rising again….

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by Mabel on Sep 9, 2009 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

BRICKING!!!!!!!!!

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by Karina on Sep 9, 2009 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

brick this, brick that, seems to me Katie must be feeling very unloved recently

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 9, 2009 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I save Katie for special occasions. She needed some rest after last season.

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by Mabel on Sep 9, 2009 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats why I depend on thunder and lightening here, they may not be elegant, but they get the bludgeoning done

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 9, 2009 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice. I’m feeling very ragey recently, and am worried about overuse of Katie and SLB. I may yeed a third option.

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by Mabel on Sep 9, 2009 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like the close personal touch

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 9, 2009 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm. I have been wanting to work on my face punching….

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by Mabel on Sep 9, 2009 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

aim for below the eyes, usually those who deserve the beats have thicker than average craniums and you dont want to break your hand

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 9, 2009 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought Katie was only used for truly special occasions.

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by stucky on Sep 9, 2009 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

you can make any occasion special enough

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 9, 2009 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously

That kind of crap is still being written, years later? someone needs me to kick their ass till it turns a new shade of red.

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by Mabel on Sep 9, 2009 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ya, was meant to be sincere. I’m not sure I necessarily agree with Friedman, but the article itself is decent.

The other? Well, that’s just sad. (and for the record, it’s definitely top two of the worst sports articles I’ve ever read).

by lordosis on Sep 9, 2009 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Friedman’s was the kind of writing that most Toronto guys could learn from. Thanks for the link.

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by PPP on Sep 9, 2009 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, i can appriciate the Friedman article for what it is, genuine and well written. not a splash piece to sell papers without substance

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 9, 2009 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who needs a laugh?

There are some to be found here

I’ll leave the jokes up to you guys.

by lordosis on Sep 9, 2009 5:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

I can’t type through the tears of laughter.

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by PPP on Sep 9, 2009 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

where is CH??

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 9, 2009 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is awesome.

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by Karina on Sep 9, 2009 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

so very, first raycroft in Van and now this, the only way it could have been better is if it was Montreal or ottawa

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 9, 2009 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

hehe

here’s a scenerio for you: Tucker has a resurgence in Colorado this year. Then, Ottawa, desparate to make a push to the playoffs, trades a 2nd rounder for Darcy Tucker….

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by Karina on Sep 9, 2009 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah, I still like Tucker, even though he sucks I wouldnt wish that on anyone

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 9, 2009 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm

who do you hate?

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by Karina on Sep 9, 2009 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

as in ex leafs floating around?

Dominic Moore comes to mind, I have had an ever growing irrational hate of him since he left

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 9, 2009 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

but he’s still a UFA….

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by Karina on Sep 9, 2009 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

indeed and the Sens and habs are both weak at center

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 9, 2009 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could only be mad at Moore if Burke had actually agreed to pay him what he was asking. The fact that he played terribly in Buffalo is just fine by me. I don’t want to have to watch him give the insane kind of effort he gave the Leafs to another team.

by JP Nikota on Sep 10, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

my official reaction:

What? Why?

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure! (or Twitter.) GO BRUINS! (and Wild!)

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Sep 9, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

maple leafs annual

I just want to say, ever since someone suggested that Schenn looks like he doesn’t have a stick and he’s going to attack the words above his head, that’s all I imagine. When I see it, all I can hear is “I’m gonna get youuuu texxxt!” and I giggle

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing. Also rather truculent for a chick.

by loser domi on Sep 9, 2009 6:53 PM EDT reply actions  

tasty text om nom nom

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 9, 2009 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

more like a...

“I’m gonna kick your ass, text!”

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing. Also rather truculent for a chick.

by loser domi on Sep 9, 2009 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dunno he looks like he might take a bite out of that capital A

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 9, 2009 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

tonight's rookie game

Pretty sweet goal from Stefanovich, but Bozak looked very weak in defensive zone coverage on two goals. Basically got out-muscled by a couple Pens rookies I’ve never heard of. Team looked beat. Maybe three games in four days will do that to you.

by Leaf in Habland on Sep 9, 2009 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

the whole game seemed disjointed, there was no chemistry and it was like everyone forgot what they were supposed to do

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 9, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meet Luke Schenn tonight

http://www.mytml.com/players-signings/

I"m stuck in Thunder Bay today so I can’t make it, but I will finally be getting my Schenn jersey today, so that will make me smile.

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