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Wait what? What was that about the police?

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by Chemmy on Jan 14, 2010 7:53 PM EST reply actions  

DONT YOU HATE PANTS?

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Jan 14, 2010 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Theo Fleury went to him with his accusations.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Jan 14, 2010 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

they’re investigating theoren fleury’s assault complaints.

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by missy on Jan 14, 2010 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Theo Fleury pressing charges on that Graham James creep.

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Jan 14, 2010 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Theo Fleury filed a complaint about Graham James molesting him as a junior

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jan 14, 2010 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I really love Bob McKenzie

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Jan 14, 2010 7:53 PM EST reply actions  

he’s pretty consistently excellent

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Jan 14, 2010 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Karina: I’m on the west side, point grey to be exact

by TheDeek on Jan 14, 2010 7:53 PM EST reply actions  

oh wow

you’re really far from any Taco Bell.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Jan 14, 2010 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Lots of Sushi though :)

by TheDeek on Jan 14, 2010 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

lol I think that’s everywhere.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Jan 14, 2010 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Inside Scotiabank Theatre. I used to live right next door and my buddies and I would pool our money for one movie ticket to get upstairs. The ticket holder would then buy taco bell for everyone and bring it back home. Brilliant.

by Cuffer on Jan 14, 2010 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Clearly, we need....

MOAR PANDAS

I'll roll up on you smooth and punch you in the jeans

by loser domi on Jan 14, 2010 7:53 PM EST reply actions  

KISS PANDAS!

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Jan 14, 2010 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL.. Kiss pandas rule!

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Jan 14, 2010 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

glorious

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by Likely on Jan 14, 2010 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

more pandas!

I'll roll up on you smooth and punch you in the jeans

by loser domi on Jan 14, 2010 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I gave this to my dad for Christmas

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Jan 14, 2010 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

take whatever you want...

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Jan 14, 2010 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Go away. I saw the tree first.

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- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Jan 14, 2010 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

awww

you win!

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Jan 14, 2010 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Informal Poll

Pierre McGuire will be able to last how long between mentions of Mike Richards during the 2nd period?

(b) 30 seconds
(b) 1 minute
© 5 minutes
(d) 10 minutes (ya right)

by GarrettBauman on Jan 14, 2010 7:54 PM EST reply actions  

um, I guess it’s (b)

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Jan 14, 2010 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

30 seconds?

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 14, 2010 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t think he’ll even last FIVE seconds ;)

Truculence...starting 10/1/09

by LeafBoy on Jan 14, 2010 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

0.8 seconds?

Space Weed Says (Insert Generic quote about blog here)
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 14, 2010 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously, he might as well be spending the whole period saying “Mike Richards Mike Richards Mike Richards…” over and over again.

Truculence...starting 10/1/09

by LeafBoy on Jan 14, 2010 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s already done that

Space Weed Says (Insert Generic quote about blog here)
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 14, 2010 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

ha

he’ll be lucky to make it to 30 seconds

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Jan 14, 2010 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Do we drink for each mention of Mike RIchards?

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by loser domi on Jan 14, 2010 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

depends on whether or not you want to keep your liver intact

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Jan 14, 2010 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

That would condone McGuire’s Richards lust

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jan 14, 2010 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Mike Richards and team Canada.

you do need time to breathe.

Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?

by ohshrit on Jan 14, 2010 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

ahhhh

maybe it’s good I’m not watching

I'll roll up on you smooth and punch you in the jeans

by loser domi on Jan 14, 2010 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

i am so confused

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 14, 2010 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

drinking makes me giddy and make silly things

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Jan 14, 2010 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

whoa

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Jan 14, 2010 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Always ask about the little red button.

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Jan 14, 2010 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I want to rec that.

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by article1 on Jan 14, 2010 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Open note to Pierre McGuire

There are 39 other players dressed for this game! No need to waste everyone’s time spending the whole period yakking about Mike Richards!…

Truculence...starting 10/1/09

by LeafBoy on Jan 14, 2010 7:54 PM EST reply actions  

I always feel bad when I make a new thread. And kill all convos.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 14, 2010 7:54 PM EST reply actions  

but you birth new conversation@

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 14, 2010 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Fresh ice > existing conversation

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by article1 on Jan 14, 2010 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

here it comes, the burrows-auger saga….

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by missy on Jan 14, 2010 7:55 PM EST reply actions  

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

by TheDeek on Jan 14, 2010 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Would be so much more interesting if it was the Burrows-OJ saga!

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jan 14, 2010 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Woo, gonna play some mario kart between periods. I’m sick of Burrows/Auger

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Jan 14, 2010 7:55 PM EST reply actions  

what just happened on direct tv…

Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?

by ohshrit on Jan 14, 2010 7:58 PM EST reply actions  

Are they going to have a “Leafs suck” response?

Space Weed Says (Insert Generic quote about blog here)
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 14, 2010 7:58 PM EST reply actions  

Hodgemail
a look into the minds of idiots

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 14, 2010 7:58 PM EST reply actions  

Read by the king of idiots

by TheDeek on Jan 14, 2010 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Nick Kypreos?

Space Weed Says (Insert Generic quote about blog here)
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 14, 2010 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Different monarchy

by TheDeek on Jan 14, 2010 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

tsn.ca comments live on air! Doh!

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jan 14, 2010 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

a frightening thing indeed

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Jan 14, 2010 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

[expletive deleted]

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Jan 14, 2010 7:59 PM EST reply actions  

[NSFW deleted]

Space Weed Says (Insert Generic quote about blog here)
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 14, 2010 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

[Paradis added]

Truculence...starting 10/1/09

by LeafBoy on Jan 14, 2010 8:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The stream just switched to the SNES/Rangers for some reason…..

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 14, 2010 8:00 PM EST reply actions  

I got switched to montreal/dallas

In the Name of the Holy Truculence

by steve_w on Jan 14, 2010 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

lucky.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 14, 2010 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

ew

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 14, 2010 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

my direct tv feed went apeshit for a second.

now it’s back.

Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?

by ohshrit on Jan 14, 2010 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

wah

I have to watch that too

So Handsome.

by Archimedies on Jan 14, 2010 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I PAY FOR THIS….wait….I don’t…

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 14, 2010 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m getting paid for it

So Handsome.

by Archimedies on Jan 14, 2010 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

About the only way I’d watch.

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by article1 on Jan 14, 2010 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Ya seeing as I can’t afford tv this is the only way I get to watch Leafs games… so I can’t complain.

In the Name of the Holy Truculence

by steve_w on Jan 14, 2010 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I can’t afford TSN.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 14, 2010 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

me too.

hell i have to watch florida – tb and phx-new jersey.

Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?

by ohshrit on Jan 14, 2010 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

The only good non-Leafs game is on at 9

Space Weed Says (Insert Generic quote about blog here)
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 14, 2010 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

you’re calling a Devils game “good”????

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Jan 14, 2010 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

They’re the best team in the conference, and they’re playing a pretty good team.

Space Weed Says (Insert Generic quote about blog here)
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 14, 2010 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

good hockey and entertaining hockey are not mutually exclusive

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 14, 2010 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m sure you’d rather have the best team in the league that plays sound hockey rather than a mediocre team that plays “exciting” hockey

Space Weed Says (Insert Generic quote about blog here)
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 14, 2010 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

seriously, sometimes I wonder why you hang out here when you clearly love the Devils so much.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Jan 14, 2010 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

We’re Leafs fans, we’d kill for a mediocre team right now.

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Jan 14, 2010 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

of course, doesnt mean id want to watch it all the time though

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 14, 2010 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

positive pete

nobody likes it but toskalas in so i have to wonder… it would make sense to find out in the last half of the season if mr monster has what it takes to be a starter and play him almost nightly. i mean, the whole heart thing…. but the non nonsensical goalie swapping has reached a new level.

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by my son has a choice on Jan 14, 2010 8:00 PM EST reply actions  

Gustavsson had a bad game last time out, thus he doesnt get to start the next one

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Jan 14, 2010 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

no arguments here… everytime Toskalol plays I shake my head and wonder why

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Jan 14, 2010 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

if ToskaLOL played for another team I’d be so much better at ProLine.

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Jan 14, 2010 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

very true

the Leafs goaltending situation is far more important than the long term health of Gustavsson.

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Jan 14, 2010 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I WANT PIZZA@!

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Jan 14, 2010 8:00 PM EST reply actions  

me too

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Jan 14, 2010 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

im broke though

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Jan 14, 2010 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m not.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Jan 14, 2010 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

you should order a pizza to Jared’s house then.

Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?

by ohshrit on Jan 14, 2010 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

hmm.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Jan 14, 2010 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

i like your ideals and wish to subscribe to your news letter

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 14, 2010 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

absolutely nothing.

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by missy on Jan 14, 2010 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

nothing

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Jan 14, 2010 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Danny Briere fell down.

Space Weed Says (Insert Generic quote about blog here)
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 14, 2010 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

MIKE RICHARDS

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- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Jan 14, 2010 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

puck dropped.

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by missy on Jan 14, 2010 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

thanks missy!

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by Karina on Jan 14, 2010 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

DO NOT PLAY THIS

http://www.firstpersontetris.com

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by Chemmy on Jan 14, 2010 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

then why did you link it?

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Jan 14, 2010 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

so dizzy right now

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Jan 14, 2010 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

good advice!

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Jan 14, 2010 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

awesome.

Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?

by ohshrit on Jan 14, 2010 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Annnnnnnnnnnnd

There goes the rest of my night

So Handsome.

by Archimedies on Jan 14, 2010 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

holy crap, that is amazing

I'll roll up on you smooth and punch you in the jeans

by loser domi on Jan 14, 2010 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

mind = blown

"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny

DraperGrimlock

by Almo89 on Jan 14, 2010 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude I’m gonna barf.

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by Chemmy on Jan 14, 2010 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Excessive drug use has made me resistant to that kind of crap ( i think)

Space Weed Says (Insert Generic quote about blog here)
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 14, 2010 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

if you're gonna spew...

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Jan 14, 2010 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

holy shit

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Jan 14, 2010 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING

Space Weed Says (Insert Generic quote about blog here)
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 14, 2010 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Christopher Pronger??

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Jan 14, 2010 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

wow

uhm…. what was that from Vesa?

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Jan 14, 2010 8:06 PM EST reply actions  

Who thought the game would last this long without a scrap?

In the Name of the Holy Truculence

by steve_w on Jan 14, 2010 8:06 PM EST reply actions  

Toskala wow

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by Chemmy on Jan 14, 2010 8:06 PM EST reply actions  

wow….nice save

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 14, 2010 8:06 PM EST reply actions  

Great save… Toskala?

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Jan 14, 2010 8:06 PM EST reply actions  

It just…. rolls off the tongue?

by Fergus30 on Jan 14, 2010 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Toskala do gooood. Toskala get cookie.

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by article1 on Jan 14, 2010 8:07 PM EST reply actions  

“Pronger played 9:18 in the first so he’s on pace for 28+”

Good math skills.

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by Chemmy on Jan 14, 2010 8:07 PM EST reply actions  

/snigger

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by article1 on Jan 14, 2010 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

RACIST!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 14, 2010 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

:O

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by Chemmy on Jan 14, 2010 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Power play!

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Jan 14, 2010 8:08 PM EST reply actions  

POWER PLAY

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by Chemmy on Jan 14, 2010 8:08 PM EST reply actions  

get to the box, carcillo you fucker!

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by missy on Jan 14, 2010 8:08 PM EST reply actions  

hehe

I like the cut of your jib

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by Karina on Jan 14, 2010 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

“cut of my jib”? what does that mean?

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by missy on Jan 14, 2010 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/cut-of-your-jib.html

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by article1 on Jan 14, 2010 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Urban Dictionary!

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Jan 14, 2010 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Big Red

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Jan 14, 2010 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

ok thx :)

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by missy on Jan 14, 2010 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

try this

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Jan 14, 2010 8:11 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

blurr, you rock

I'll roll up on you smooth and punch you in the jeans

by loser domi on Jan 14, 2010 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I love you.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
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by article1 on Jan 14, 2010 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow Toskala made one good save don’t get full of yourself.

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by Chemmy on Jan 14, 2010 8:08 PM EST reply actions  

Carcillo’s a dirty, dirty rent boy.

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by article1 on Jan 14, 2010 8:08 PM EST reply actions  

I was getting mad at Pierre McGuire, but then I remembered Ray Ferraro. /shiver

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Jan 14, 2010 8:08 PM EST reply actions  

RAH RAH AH AH AHHHHHHHHH

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

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(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 14, 2010 8:08 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

GA-GA

OOH LA LA

So Handsome.

by Archimedies on Jan 14, 2010 8:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

ga ga rah ma-ma a bad romance

I'll roll up on you smooth and punch you in the jeans

by loser domi on Jan 14, 2010 8:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I want your love and your lover’s revenge?

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Jan 14, 2010 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Kessel back on the PP

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by Chemmy on Jan 14, 2010 8:08 PM EST reply actions  

boo

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by Karina on Jan 14, 2010 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

well

he drew a penalty…

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Kessel back on the PP up against the boards

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PP Time!

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by Kerry Fraser on Jan 14, 2010 8:08 PM EST reply actions  

5 on 3

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by Karina on Jan 14, 2010 8:09 PM EST reply actions  

Wow Bozak is quick as shit on that half board.

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by Chemmy on Jan 14, 2010 8:09 PM EST reply actions  

5 on 3!

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by stucky on Jan 14, 2010 8:09 PM EST reply actions  

wow

that was a seriously weak call, I have to say

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by stucky on Jan 14, 2010 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

so was everyone on the leafs thus far

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 14, 2010 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

so the refs consistently suck instead of being biased

that’s… better?

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by stucky on Jan 14, 2010 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

holy fuck, 5 on 3!!!

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by missy on Jan 14, 2010 8:09 PM EST reply actions  

Five on three woooooo

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Dude I’m gonna barf from that tetris game ughhghghghghghg

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by Chemmy on Jan 14, 2010 8:10 PM EST reply actions  

I love

That you’d rather play a game that you know will make you barf than watch the Leafs

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by Archimedies on Jan 14, 2010 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

both cause similar reactions

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 14, 2010 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Kessel to Kaberle = the black hole of our PP

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by Karina on Jan 14, 2010 8:10 PM EST reply actions  

BUT WITHOUT KABERLE WHO WILL RUN THE POWER PLAY

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by Chemmy on Jan 14, 2010 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

aslfdjslkafhasdvs

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 14, 2010 8:11 PM EST reply actions  

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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by ohshrit on Jan 14, 2010 8:11 PM EST reply actions  

gah how did we not score?

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by stucky on Jan 14, 2010 8:11 PM EST reply actions  

How did that puck stay out?

If that puck did stay out, why didn’t someone break Leighton?

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by article1 on Jan 14, 2010 8:12 PM EST reply actions  

That PP made me a sad panda

by TheDeek on Jan 14, 2010 8:12 PM EST reply actions  

Me also

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by article1 on Jan 14, 2010 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

like this?

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by missy on Jan 14, 2010 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

adorable!

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by missy on Jan 14, 2010 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

and hi temujin.

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by missy on Jan 14, 2010 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I did. Even though that story’s from The Daily Mail.

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by article1 on Jan 14, 2010 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

well, that powerplay didn’t go too well…

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by missy on Jan 14, 2010 8:13 PM EST reply actions  

Stajan didn’t even attempt to get the puck there. That’s why we lose games.

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by Chemmy on Jan 14, 2010 8:13 PM EST reply actions  

I like when my hatred for him is justified

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That’s two times this shift alone that Blake has turned his back on the play only to have the puck come right to him.

Fucking pay attention!

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 14, 2010 8:13 PM EST reply actions  

cheer up guys!

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by Karina on Jan 14, 2010 8:14 PM EST reply actions  

hopefully. That one or a similar one.

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by Karina on Jan 14, 2010 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I agreed with the hubby that I wouldn’t call until after next weekend. It’s killing me.

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by Karina on Jan 14, 2010 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

fuck him

call right now

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 14, 2010 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

  1. done

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by Karina on Jan 14, 2010 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

it’s like a teddy bear in puppy form

I'll roll up on you smooth and punch you in the jeans

by loser domi on Jan 14, 2010 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

awwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by missy on Jan 14, 2010 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Awwwww… so cute.

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by article1 on Jan 14, 2010 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

hey little fella!

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by stucky on Jan 14, 2010 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

That's a big 104 rubber ducky

Littlest Hobo Power!

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by Almo89 on Jan 14, 2010 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

isnt that a delay of game?

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 14, 2010 8:16 PM EST reply actions  

Should be.

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by Chemmy on Jan 14, 2010 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Gunnarsson dumped Richards there.

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by Chemmy on Jan 14, 2010 8:16 PM EST reply actions  

LEADERSHIP

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by Karina on Jan 14, 2010 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

ok

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by Almo89 on Jan 14, 2010 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

awesome!

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by missy on Jan 14, 2010 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Crap

Now i’m feeling the effects of the 1st person tetris

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Five game road trip? Starts against Washington?

0-5-0

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by Chemmy on Jan 14, 2010 8:16 PM EST reply actions  

Last time you had those thoughts

It was the Buffalo / Boston / Buffalo Weekend.

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by Archimedies on Jan 14, 2010 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Loss Win Loss? Sorry I was off by a game.

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by Chemmy on Jan 14, 2010 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

There was on OTL in there

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by Archimedies on Jan 14, 2010 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

two out of three aint bad

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 14, 2010 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Honestly shocked there hasn’t been any real scrapping. Disappointing.

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Gunnarsson looked ready to answer the bell against Richards who saw Orr and slinked off.

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by Chemmy on Jan 14, 2010 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes Pierre, Ovechkin dines on the Leafs which is why Washington is 1-1-1 against Toronto.

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by Chemmy on Jan 14, 2010 8:17 PM EST reply actions  

om nom nom nomrade

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 14, 2010 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

he likes to use a pitch fork.

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by Kerry Fraser on Jan 14, 2010 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Not a fan of White/Kaberle

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by Karina on Jan 14, 2010 8:18 PM EST reply actions  

Holy cow

we actually scored first … !!!1

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POST!

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POST

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by Karina on Jan 14, 2010 8:19 PM EST reply actions  

ugh

Post

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by stucky on Jan 14, 2010 8:19 PM EST reply actions  

ASJFLKSDJF:LSDKJF

by TheDeek on Jan 14, 2010 8:19 PM EST reply actions  

GOAL!!!!!!!!!!

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by missy on Jan 14, 2010 8:19 PM EST reply actions  

WHAT A GOAL BOZAK!!!!

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by ohshrit on Jan 14, 2010 8:19 PM EST reply actions  

BOZAK!!!!!!

WHAT A GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Karina on Jan 14, 2010 8:19 PM EST reply actions  

OMFG!

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jan 14, 2010 8:19 PM EST reply actions  

HOLY FUCK BOZAK THAT WAS SPECTACULAR!!!!!!!!!

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by stucky on Jan 14, 2010 8:19 PM EST reply actions  

Sorry I went all McGuire there, but WOW!

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by stucky on Jan 14, 2010 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

ping...

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by Kerry Fraser on Jan 14, 2010 8:19 PM EST reply actions  

I LOVE TYLER BOZAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Karina on Jan 14, 2010 8:19 PM EST reply actions  

HOLY SHIT NEW MAN CRUSH

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by ohshrit on Jan 14, 2010 8:19 PM EST reply actions  

holy shit…….

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 14, 2010 8:19 PM EST reply actions  

I think I soiled myself..

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by Kerry Fraser on Jan 14, 2010 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

OH
MY

GOD GOAL OF THE YEAR

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by Chemmy on Jan 14, 2010 8:19 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah. Bozak’s terrible.

Oh, and GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!1

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by article1 on Jan 14, 2010 8:20 PM EST reply actions  

GOALGOALGOALGOAL!

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by Kerry Fraser on Jan 14, 2010 8:20 PM EST reply actions  

Congrats Bozak!

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very nice goal.

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by missy on Jan 14, 2010 8:20 PM EST reply actions  

GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!

THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY FILTHY!!!!!

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 14, 2010 8:20 PM EST reply actions  

BEAUTY FIRST NHL GOAL

by Fergus30 on Jan 14, 2010 8:20 PM EST reply actions  

OMG!!!

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by steve_w on Jan 14, 2010 8:20 PM EST reply actions  

I just shat my pants

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by Belligerent Burkie on Jan 14, 2010 8:20 PM EST reply actions  

M'eh

I’ve seen better :-)

Holy crap was that ever sweet.

by Temujin on Jan 14, 2010 8:20 PM EST reply actions  

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I HAD TO COME HERE JUST TO BECAUSE OF THAT GOAL

by birky on Jan 14, 2010 8:20 PM EST reply actions  

Holy Hell!!

SAME HERE!

Wowowowow

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by El Monstruo on Jan 14, 2010 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

i am seriously speechless
that was amazing

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 14, 2010 8:20 PM EST reply actions  

In the history of the NHL

that may be the nicest first NHL goal I’ve ever seen

So Handsome.

by Archimedies on Jan 14, 2010 8:21 PM EST reply actions  

it was a thing of absolute beauty. A work of art.

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by stucky on Jan 14, 2010 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

My goodness, seeing that goal has made my rage go away.

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by Karina on Jan 14, 2010 8:21 PM EST reply actions  

lord

I want to so bad

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by Karina on Jan 14, 2010 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

bullshit no interference there

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 14, 2010 8:21 PM EST reply actions  

I concur.

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by Karina on Jan 14, 2010 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Not a bad way to kick off a career, goal and two assists in three games. I can live with that.

by GarrettBauman on Jan 14, 2010 8:21 PM EST reply actions  

That's not even fair.

Pumps out more male with one thrust of the pelvis than the United States postal service over the last 146 years.

by Blinky on Jan 14, 2010 8:21 PM EST reply actions  

That was awesome.

When was the last time I saw a Leaf dangle like that??

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by ohshrit on Jan 14, 2010 8:21 PM EST reply actions  

Kessel

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by article1 on Jan 14, 2010 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

hagman yes.

Kessel, attempts it…

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by ohshrit on Jan 14, 2010 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

a lot of them dangle
few finish like that

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by Karina on Jan 14, 2010 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

he had a sweet dangle against the Panthers

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-qV12Ec1zE

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by article1 on Jan 14, 2010 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

nice.

still like this one better.

but i stand corrected.

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by ohshrit on Jan 14, 2010 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

What a goal.

Ty-Bo!

by general borschevsky on Jan 14, 2010 8:21 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Rosehill

Taking one for the team. Now if only he`d take a tooth or three out of Carcillo`s mouth.

by GarrettBauman on Jan 14, 2010 8:22 PM EST reply actions  

does he even stab the other guy? doesn’t look like it

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 14, 2010 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

he’s that good

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by Almo89 on Jan 14, 2010 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

its a slice

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 14, 2010 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

So is WAC is ecstasy tonight? I hear Tokarski got called up.

by birky on Jan 14, 2010 8:22 PM EST reply actions  

I just got yelled at by my boss

For breaking the ‘No Cheering’ rule.

I reallllllllllllllllly don’t care.

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by Archimedies on Jan 14, 2010 8:22 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

haha, yes, fuck him that was awesome

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 14, 2010 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

did he see the goal??

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by Karina on Jan 14, 2010 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

there’s a no cheering rule there?

booo, we can definitely cheer here.

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by ohshrit on Jan 14, 2010 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm a Sr Employee

And am supposed to be setting an example for the Interns / Jr employees that sit directly in front of me staring me in the face while I work.

So Handsome.

by Archimedies on Jan 14, 2010 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish I was senior employee, or at least was paid like one.

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by ohshrit on Jan 14, 2010 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s got to understand – how can you NOT cheer that?

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by steve_w on Jan 14, 2010 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

there your boss to shut the hell up

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 14, 2010 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

You’re a rebel. I like that.

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by stucky on Jan 14, 2010 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Think your boss just broke the no fuckin jackasses rule

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BA-ZING

I’m showing him this.

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by Archimedies on Jan 14, 2010 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Everybody see what Rosehill just did? That’s what I’ve been bitching about all f*****g year about our Forwards and D (excluding Komi) NOT doing.

Memo to Leafs players, do what Rosehill just did more than once a f*****g year; please. Either that, or give me a league minimum contract and I’ll block shots with my nuts (which I have done before, fyi)

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I agree. Didn’t need to know you blocked shots with your boys though. Just sayin’

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by stucky on Jan 14, 2010 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Jared

did you apply for Crashed Ice yet?

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by Karina on Jan 14, 2010 8:24 PM EST reply actions  

hell to the yes

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 14, 2010 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Your Crashed ice winner: JARED FROM LONDON!

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I need video, lots of video

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 14, 2010 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

i want a helmet cam

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 14, 2010 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude if you get in, we’re coming and I’ll be your medic.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 14, 2010 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

sweet

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 14, 2010 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Roadtrip to Quebec City?!

by Fergus30 on Jan 14, 2010 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

awesome

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by stucky on Jan 14, 2010 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

If you make it we’ll be your personal first aid team.

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by Chemmy on Jan 14, 2010 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ll have to walk there, but tat will be ok

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We’ll pick you up. Seriously.

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by Chemmy on Jan 14, 2010 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

In the history of the event...

has there ever been a fight while the contestants fly down the mountain?

Just sayin…

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by Archimedies on Jan 14, 2010 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy crap that would be epic. This clearly needs to happen.

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by stucky on Jan 14, 2010 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

if not, i might just get my name in the record books

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 14, 2010 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Thats what I was suggesting

It’s a guarentee to get on TV

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by Archimedies on Jan 14, 2010 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

ESPN

even

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 14, 2010 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

rosehill blocking a shot

gotta love that, oh that Bozak goal is sick!!!

Allright kids, the word of the day is "Truculence"

by kashman07 on Jan 14, 2010 8:25 PM EST reply actions  

PHEW

heart skipped abeat when I saw carter there

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by Karina on Jan 14, 2010 8:25 PM EST reply actions  

What Toskala made a save??

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that’s some terrible defense by Kaberle right there. He just let that guy seperate and shoot.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 14, 2010 8:25 PM EST reply actions  

Bizzaro World? But if it was, Toskalol would be even easier to score on

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MADNESS!

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by Almo89 on Jan 14, 2010 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn, Bozak can skate.

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by Karina on Jan 14, 2010 8:26 PM EST reply actions  

you forgot the preseason i take it

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Jan 14, 2010 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I do.

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by Karina on Jan 14, 2010 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Looks like the boys are developing chemistry.

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by ohshrit on Jan 14, 2010 8:26 PM EST reply actions  

I really like Kessel and Bozak on a line

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 14, 2010 8:26 PM EST reply actions  

they look for eachother, I like.

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by Karina on Jan 14, 2010 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Definitely has the makings of a nice partnership.

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by stucky on Jan 14, 2010 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe D’amigo on the left wing in a couple years…or am i getting ahead of myself

by TheDeek on Jan 14, 2010 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Kulie

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by Almo89 on Jan 14, 2010 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

way too far ahead.

D’Amigo is still at least 4 years off.

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by ohshrit on Jan 14, 2010 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

how many more years of junior eligibility does he have left?

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by article1 on Jan 14, 2010 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

NCAA, first year there I believe.

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by ohshrit on Jan 14, 2010 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Anyone here going to the Leafs-Sabres game on Apr. 1?

by Bobby Paradise on Jan 14, 2010 8:27 PM EST reply actions  

I can’t see that Bozak goal enough. Replay it more, TSN!

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by stucky on Jan 14, 2010 8:27 PM EST reply actions  

Philly Feed has been ignoring its existence.

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by Kerry Fraser on Jan 14, 2010 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Is that CSN? Cos they’re terrible. Very close to Ferraro levels of awfulness.

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by article1 on Jan 14, 2010 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

yes. CSN. At least there’s no Pierre.

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by Kerry Fraser on Jan 14, 2010 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

fuck off, carcillo.

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by missy on Jan 14, 2010 8:27 PM EST reply actions  

The comma is still there, you should’ve got rid of it

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 14, 2010 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

That goal looks good from EVERY angle!

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by steve_w on Jan 14, 2010 8:28 PM EST reply actions  

what a chicken shit slash on the goalie

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 14, 2010 8:28 PM EST reply actions  

Link to thread please my friends

by L510 on Jan 14, 2010 8:29 PM EST reply actions  

yea that. sorry i havent slept in 30hrs

thx mate

by L510 on Jan 14, 2010 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

WHERE THE HELL IS PPP? HE’S ON MY LIST.

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y?

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by Chemmy on Jan 14, 2010 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

He was to call me so I could talk to him about visiting Toronto.

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Do you want his phone number?

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by Chemmy on Jan 14, 2010 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

and his measurements?

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deepest darkest fears?

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 14, 2010 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

credit card number?

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by loser domi on Jan 14, 2010 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh I have it. He just promised to call me after blowing me off three times.

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If he doesn't call...

At least you got blown!

/rimshot

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by Archimedies on Jan 14, 2010 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

BAZINGA!

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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 14, 2010 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

do you have that flipped around?

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 14, 2010 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Schenn No Finish.

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by ohshrit on Jan 14, 2010 8:30 PM EST reply actions  

hahahahahahhaha what

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by Chemmy on Jan 14, 2010 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

no, that was a crappy pass from Poni

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 14, 2010 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, still had a chance though.

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by ohshrit on Jan 14, 2010 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Poni put that like five feet behind him and way too late.

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by Chemmy on Jan 14, 2010 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

You're crazy

He should easily be able to stop, take a pass on the backhand and knock it out of the air while his momentum takes him the wrong way

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by Archimedies on Jan 14, 2010 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

tyler myers and his dad could do it.

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by ohshrit on Jan 14, 2010 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Well my feed is obviously behind. Not by much though.

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by steve_w on Jan 14, 2010 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Poni nice pass asshole.

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by Chemmy on Jan 14, 2010 8:30 PM EST reply actions  

When is Komi back

by TheDeek on Jan 14, 2010 8:30 PM EST reply actions  

not soon enough…..le sigh

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 14, 2010 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I miss his badass self

by TheDeek on Jan 14, 2010 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

another week or so?

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by ohshrit on Jan 14, 2010 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Schenn clearly isn’t comfortable jumping up on a 2 on 1

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by stucky on Jan 14, 2010 8:30 PM EST reply actions  

what

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by Chemmy on Jan 14, 2010 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree Poni’s pass sucked but it looked like Schenn overskated the play too.

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by stucky on Jan 14, 2010 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Your mom clearly isn’t comfortable jumping up on a 2 on 1

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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 14, 2010 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

buh?

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by stucky on Jan 14, 2010 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

HIOOOOO

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 14, 2010 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I love you. Don’t ever change.

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by article1 on Jan 14, 2010 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks, sugar!

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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 14, 2010 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

BOOM HEADSHOT!

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I guess I got owned…

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by stucky on Jan 14, 2010 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

so much interfearence on Kessel there

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 14, 2010 8:31 PM EST reply actions  

by the way...

Joe Bowen’s call on the Bozak goal is absolutely incredible.

We’re using it in the HLP tonight.

So Handsome.

by Archimedies on Jan 14, 2010 8:32 PM EST reply actions  

Bozak gets to stay!!!1

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by article1 on Jan 14, 2010 8:32 PM EST reply actions  

Does Wallin get sent down killed now?

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 14, 2010 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Recycled would be best for the environment.

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by article1 on Jan 14, 2010 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Good point. Wallin would make awesome fertilizer

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 14, 2010 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

if you like limp grass.

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by Kerry Fraser on Jan 14, 2010 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I hear humans taste like either veal or pork…

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by loser domi on Jan 14, 2010 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Ugh i gotta go….seeing history of violence and cache double bill ! GO LEAFS

by TheDeek on Jan 14, 2010 8:33 PM EST reply actions  

Oooh A History of Violence is good. Enjoy.

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by article1 on Jan 14, 2010 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

he 69s his wife, kills some people, they do it on the stairs, he kills more people.

That’s the whole movie.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 14, 2010 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

i give it an A

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 14, 2010 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

wasn’t that the plot of Weekend at Burnies?

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by Almo89 on Jan 14, 2010 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

lol what?

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 14, 2010 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I recall death and sex being key plot points

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by Almo89 on Jan 14, 2010 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Mmmmmaria Bello is always worth watching. Doesn’t matter which movie.

by GarrettBauman on Jan 14, 2010 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

You forgot the part where his kid’s a prick.

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by article1 on Jan 14, 2010 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

lollin

All_Habs Habs “fans” booing Price = le morons

felixpotvin RT @All_Habs Habs “fans” … = le morons

All_Habs @felixpotvin not cool to change a tweet and pass it off as a RT

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by Chemmy on Jan 14, 2010 8:34 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Owned

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 14, 2010 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

brilliance!

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by missy on Jan 14, 2010 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

win

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by Almo89 on Jan 14, 2010 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Its not cool. Its rad.

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totally rad?

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by Almo89 on Jan 14, 2010 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

/giggles like a schoolgirl.

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by article1 on Jan 14, 2010 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

REVERSE JINX DOESN’T WORK LA LA LA LA LA LA WE CAN’T HEAR YOU

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by Chemmy on Jan 14, 2010 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Anyone ever notice

The Italian mafia always sitting behind Wilson at Leaf home games?

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The next time Kessel scores he’s going to get four goals in five minutes.

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by Chemmy on Jan 14, 2010 8:37 PM EST reply actions  

It’ll be like Tantric goal scoring.

by Fergus30 on Jan 14, 2010 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

No kidding.

He’s going to get a hat trick as soon as he breaks the mould

So Handsome.

by Archimedies on Jan 14, 2010 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

anyone know

how to make the screen bigger on JTV without full-screening it?? some sort of parameter on the url…
help??

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by El Monstruo on Jan 14, 2010 8:37 PM EST reply actions  

If there’s a popout option, just use that … click & drag the corner of the new window.

by GarrettBauman on Jan 14, 2010 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

when i use the pop-out window, i just adjust the size of the window itself, the screen expands with it.

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by missy on Jan 14, 2010 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

thanks guys

btw… I love this top line… =)!!!!

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by El Monstruo on Jan 14, 2010 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

That wasn’t offsides at all.

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by Chemmy on Jan 14, 2010 8:39 PM EST reply actions  

I DON’T CARE ABOUT FLYERS TICKETS!!!1 I CARE ABOUT BOZAK’S AWESOMENESS!!!1

God, I hate this feed.

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by article1 on Jan 14, 2010 8:39 PM EST reply actions  

GOAL!!!!

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by missy on Jan 14, 2010 8:39 PM EST reply actions  

GOAL!!

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by ohshrit on Jan 14, 2010 8:39 PM EST reply actions  

KUUUUUULIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 14, 2010 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

Kessell

Awesome pass.

Kessell – Bozak – Kulemin is just fine.

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by Archimedies on Jan 14, 2010 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

Textbook

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 14, 2010 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

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by Chemmy on Jan 14, 2010 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

WOOO PHIL KESSEL MARRY ME!

by Fergus30 on Jan 14, 2010 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

GOAL!!!!!!!

Attaboy Kessel, so unselfish!

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by stucky on Jan 14, 2010 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

I’m tempted to pick up kulemin and bozak in fantasy hockey.

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by ohshrit on Jan 14, 2010 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

Kessel 2pt night but what a fake.

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by Chemmy on Jan 14, 2010 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

everyone was thinking shoot there

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 14, 2010 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Sold me.

I literally said out loud “Kessel is keeping here”

And was wrong.

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by Archimedies on Jan 14, 2010 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m guessing 99.99% of the people who saw that would have said the same thing.

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by stucky on Jan 14, 2010 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Kessel is looking at Kulemin the whole time, then looks up at Leighton for a quarter second and he bites, looks back to Kulemin for the pass.

Just nasty.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 14, 2010 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

He sold that hard. I was like “oh he’s going glove side on Leighton uh oh”

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by Chemmy on Jan 14, 2010 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

oh what a beauty!!!!!!!!

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by kashman07 on Jan 14, 2010 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

I think I soiled myself again

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by Kerry Fraser on Jan 14, 2010 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

KESSEL PASSES!

GOAL!!!

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by steve_w on Jan 14, 2010 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

And another assist for Kessel. Slump = busted.

by GarrettBauman on Jan 14, 2010 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

That’s got to be a good sign for Kessel; he faked shot hard there and threw the pass. I don’t think he’s feeling frustrated.

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by Chemmy on Jan 14, 2010 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

I think

He’s finally got a hint of chemistry with someone

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by Archimedies on Jan 14, 2010 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

What would Blake have done i wonder?

by Bobby Paradise on Jan 14, 2010 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

*thud

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 14, 2010 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Run around in his wheel for half-an-hour?

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by article1 on Jan 14, 2010 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

ate some pellets?

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by loser domi on Jan 14, 2010 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Tried to escape from his cage?

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by article1 on Jan 14, 2010 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

If you consider the perimeter area his circle I would agree

by Bobby Paradise on Jan 14, 2010 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

What would Blake have done i wonder?

I need a pie chart, but I think it breaks down like this:

65% – shoot directly into goalie’s crest
28% – take the play too deep, circle the net, lose puck in corner or turn over on bad pass
4% – try pass, have it bounce off D
2% – score with nice wrist shot
1% – pass to partner

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by mf37 on Jan 14, 2010 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

#2

Definitely #2

So Handsome.

by Archimedies on Jan 14, 2010 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

i think he likes his linemates now.

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Jan 14, 2010 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

amazing what confidence in other players can do

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 14, 2010 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

He read Gus’ article on MLHS.

by GarrettBauman on Jan 14, 2010 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

that was a savy article, I hate 90 percent of your readers

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 14, 2010 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Or commenters at least

by Bobby Paradise on Jan 14, 2010 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

yah, thats what i ment

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 14, 2010 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Some of the commentators are really good. We’re never at a loss for interesting perspectives, I will say that!

by GarrettBauman on Jan 14, 2010 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

It was a perfect 2-on-1 play (BCWW, TWSS, etc.

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by article1 on Jan 14, 2010 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

grabbing some ale, back in a sec…..

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by missy on Jan 14, 2010 8:41 PM EST reply actions  

back.

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by missy on Jan 14, 2010 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

don’t leave me again ;)

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 14, 2010 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

ho ho

sweet goal by bozak indeed

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Jan 14, 2010 8:41 PM EST reply actions  

Kessel still gets ripped by Cox. For not scoring, but because he’s passing

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 14, 2010 8:41 PM EST reply actions  

who knows. Who thought that Sidney Crosby would be scoring goals left and right?

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 14, 2010 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m not gonna lie: I’m drunk and happy during a Leafs game. It doesn’t happen often but bless Tyler Bozak. I’m still hard.

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by Clawson on Jan 14, 2010 8:43 PM EST reply actions  

Bozak warning

If erection lasts for more than 4 hours, contact a doctor

by Bobby Paradise on Jan 14, 2010 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

put on sweatpants right now and start strolling down the street

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Jan 14, 2010 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I HAVE MINI-EGGS!!!1

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