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Let's All Laugh At Philadelphia

Editor's Note: Writing Negative Nancy Notebooks isn't as much fun when the Maple Leafs are having a terrible season, beset on all sides by underachievement, and don't have a first round draft pick. However, if we can't find some humour in life we'll go insane. So Chemmy came up with this idea and it just feels right to debut it against the Flyers. Hope you all enjoy it. 

Fights. Fights. Fights. It took a 4-0 lead Toronto some goonery by two worthless hockey players late in the game, but we finally got the truculence we were hyped into believing would happen tonight. The game was over, but Jay Rosehill and Colton Orr got their pay back for Dan Carcillo's throat slash last week by jumping Ole-Kristian Tollefsen from behind and giving a cheap elbow to Mike Richards.

- Leafs Goon It Up Late, Beat Flyers 4-0

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The words: Live by the sword, die by the sword come to mind.
There would have been fights but the Flyers were checking their skate laces.

Star-divide

Oh, but the Flyers are goons. I'm sorry. Enjoy missing the playoffs for the next five years, d-bags. 

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Payback, as they say, is a bitch.

Notice how they waited until they were comfortably ahead to fight. For a bunch of goons, I still question their manhood.

- doubleh

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Ah yes, compared to the last meeting when the Flyers gooned it up when they were trailing 

Carcillo’s goal was better the Bozak’s…just saying.

- Parduno

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Sure, I mean, Carcillo's was against the 29th ranked team while Bozak's was against a Stanley Cup 'contender'

Real leaf fans aren’t going to have a parade down Yonge street. The die hard leaf fans who know Im a flyers fan aren’t going to ‘throw it in my face’ as some have been on various threads. Thats cause the Leafs have been in a ‘rebuilding’ phase for decades.

- Gonzotatcics

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Ah yes, the Flyers, last winners of the Stanley Cup and rebuilding since...1975. According to the Demographics of Philadelphia (wikipedia) 65.7% of the population is younger than 44 and probably doesn't remember the win anyway.

I don’t even care that the Leafs fans all came over here and had their fun. You know what? Let ‘em. It doesn’t matter. This is the most enjoyment they’ve had all year, and will probably have for the rest of the season.

Tonight was their Stanley Cup.

- Travis Hughes

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At least we won our Stanley Cup not like the Flyers who were knocked out of the playoffs by the Penguins last year or this year since they're 1-2-1 against the successful neighbours.

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This is my best idea ever and I didn’t have to do anything hahahahahahahaha

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Jan 15, 2010 1:46 PM EST reply actions  

It’s almost like the bastard child of an NNN and a Mouthbreathers Anonymous – What a great idea!

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jan 15, 2010 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Fun fact: I was searching for Wendel images last night at like 3am (yes, it was for a tshirt!) and on the third page the picture of Chemmy and PPP appeared wearing their Wendel mustaches.

PuckingHilarious.com - funny hockey apparel for hard core puck heads.

by Likely on Jan 15, 2010 1:50 PM EST reply actions  

that screams t-shirt

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Jan 15, 2010 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Awesome! Their righteous bitter tears sustain us all.

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Jan 15, 2010 1:51 PM EST reply actions  

Caps fans don’t exactly object either.

No Alex, no ratings. Know Alex, know ratings.

by gotsparkly on Jan 16, 2010 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah, the jokes just write themselves
as my ever so colourful uncle says “if you piss in someones garden often enough, don’t bitch when they shit on your porch”

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Jan 15, 2010 1:52 PM EST reply actions  

I love Newfie sayings.

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jan 15, 2010 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

haha, close, New Brunswick saying

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Jan 15, 2010 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

You have family everywhere…

Cape Breton has some great sayings too.. you’ll have to go to experience them in their native language.

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jan 15, 2010 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Absolutely brilliant

As I said on Twitter, Flyers fans complaining about goonism is like Barry Bonds decrying steroid use. They made their bed, now they have to lie in it. And with any luck ,the blankets have smallpox.

"'Tis a bird I love, with its brooding note, And the trembling throb in its mottled throat; There's a human look in its swelling breast, And the gentle curve of its lowly crest; And I often stop with the fear I feel-- He runs so close to the rapid wheel." Nathaniel Parker Willis, "The Belfrey Pigeon"

by Raybin on Jan 15, 2010 1:52 PM EST reply actions  

The folks over at broadstreethockey.com sure are a bitter bunch, aren’t they?

by Brad Ackerson on Jan 15, 2010 1:58 PM EST reply actions  

If I had to be a Flyer fan I’d be bitter too.

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Jan 15, 2010 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Think of the benefits – you’d be addicted to crack as well.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Jan 15, 2010 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

and have a fondness for stabbing people

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Jan 15, 2010 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Go Flyers!

Grabo's virtual linemate.

by Sergei Puckizin on Jan 15, 2010 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

yay, crack and stabbing! Go Flyers!

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Jan 15, 2010 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope you went over there and linked to this.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Jan 15, 2010 2:00 PM EST reply actions  

Good job Chemmy. I was incredibly confused by their post game thread last night.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Jan 15, 2010 2:18 PM EST reply actions  

remember that kid that made fun of everyone when you were growing up, but then as soon as someone chirped back he got offended and started crying or told on you?

they all grew up to be flyers fans

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Jan 15, 2010 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

ugh, that kid needs a punch in the face

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Jan 15, 2010 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

needs more Droopy dog

I'll roll up on you smooth and punch you in the jeans

by loser domi on Jan 15, 2010 2:45 PM EST reply actions  

I knew I forgot something.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Jan 15, 2010 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

next time

I'll roll up on you smooth and punch you in the jeans

by loser domi on Jan 15, 2010 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

The pic of the little girl ballin’ her eyes out is awesome. It’s being retained for future use

Wendel Killer Joseph

by MapleLeafMole on Jan 15, 2010 4:25 PM EST reply actions  

Wait accused of goonery by the Flyers?

Hey Pot, have you met Kettle? I think you’d get along great.

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 15, 2010 5:56 PM EST reply actions  

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