I am going to try to learn from previous mistakes and say nice things about the Florida Panthers. Their colour guy, Randy Moller, is, whether you like him or not, at least unique. It is terrible to hear that Nathan Horton is out with a fractured tibia. A player typically never, ever recovers from that kind of injury. As recompense for trading you guys one of Cornwall's Bravest, Chad Kilger, we'll gladly take over Horton's recovery as we have some experience with Chris DiDomenico.
David Booth is also out with a concussion from the vicious blindside hit that Mike Richards laid on him. Toronto is home to a couple of North America's best hospitals so we'll take him too if you need someone to look after him. The Leafs can probably even send you players to replace them so that you're not short-handed. You guys are only 3 points out of the playoffs and, let's face it, you guys need to make them sooner rather than later because if you don't there will be no later. Just think about it.
Anyway, Wrap's under the weather but remember her maxim: Keep it cute or put it on mute.