Five Questions with Jewels From The Crown
The Maple Leafs host a team that has a pretty serious place in the mythology of any fan of the blue and white of a certain age but we won't get into it. What we will do is welcome the final piece to the SBN Hockey Megaverse Jewels From The Crown. RudyKelly felt choked about having his own Veronica Corningstone but screw him. He did offer Mirtle some help on how to cover the Kings game so he's not all bad.
Anyway, as a way of introducing the new blog, here's a set of five questions to help you get to know her and the Kings which is one more young team that has stunk for a long time and is a 'roadmap' for the Leafs. Oh, and if you thought the Tyler Myers talk was bad...wait until Doughnuts hits the ice.
1. What's the deal with that whole Jack Johnson/Dean Lombardi thing? Deano comes off as a jerk with his backtracking but what do you think?
The Jack Johnson/Dean Lombardi situation was a WHOLE bunch of miscommunication resulting in the first ever case of He Said/He Said/She Said/He Said. Lombardi made what he thought were innocent and fair comments about Jack Johnson's school which ping-ponged their way back to him. Johnson hears the comments out of context, reacts emotionally, and bites back at his boss out of loyalty to his alma mater. Weird. Everyone has taken a step back now, but no one has come away looking all that good. As a final note: a lot of commentors are calling the publisher of the interview a "blogger" or an "amateur." Both are incorrect. He is a journalist who's been following the Kings for 15 years. Lombardi should have saved everyone some hassle and just told him he was off the record.
More with Connie after the jump.
2. Drew Doughty is awesome. We'll agree to that. But do you guys still call him "doughnuts"? Because that's a pretty good nickname.
Boy do we love Drew Doughty. I thought "Doughnuts" was hilarious, but apparently he wanted to get away from that name (or something close to that explanation) because he was in the slimming down mindset. For all those who don't know, Doughty lost approximately 24 pounds between the end of his junior career with Guelph and the day he was drafted by the Kings. Don't forget, Kings fans aren't saying, "Booooooooo," they're saying "Drewwwwwwww."
3. You're new to SBN. What should we know about your new site aside from no swearing (booooooooooo!)?
Well, you should know because I love you, Chemmy, Greener, and the Leafs, I'll never ever ever ever mention 1993.
4. Are the Kings going to make any moves at the deadline or just stick with what you've got?
From what I've heard (Lombardi quotes and morning coffee breaks with Ron Hextall), the Kings will not be making a move at the deadline to get a big name player just as a rental for the playoffs. Yeah, the cupboard is full, but a huge run isn't in the cards for another season, at least. That being said, I could see Alexander Frolov playing in different colors at the end of the season.
5. Which Kings are struggling? (ie which ones are going to kill the Leafs?)
Struggling Kings won't kill the Leafs; struggling Kings will kill themselves. But a few notables are on the back end with a forward or two in the mix. I watch every Leafs game and one thing I've noticed is that boys from the GTA love to come home and go goal crazy in front of every member of their family. With that in mind, Scarborough boy Wayne Simmonds works his ass off every game and is just looking for yet another reason to make his dad Cyril proud.
Who is going to kill the Leafs? Drewwwwwwwwwwww!
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no swearing?
fuck
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 26, 2010 11:34 AM EST reply actions
AAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS!
There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"
by Matt_Roberts on Jan 26, 2010 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
PISSS
PISSSS IN MY ASSSSSS
/South Park
Boo hoo!
by Chris Stoikoff on Jan 26, 2010 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
dude
Do you do ANYTHING but refresh Pension Plan Puppets for new posts/comments?
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by Chris Burton on Jan 26, 2010 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
no hate
But sarcasm fails to come across via the internets.
More on topic, please beat the Kings.
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by Chris Burton on Jan 26, 2010 11:37 AM EST up reply actions
some call it a curse, others a gift, but it is my cross to bare
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 26, 2010 11:38 AM EST up reply actions
either way,
there is certainly no one quite like “JaredFromLondon”.
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by Chris Burton on Jan 26, 2010 11:41 AM EST up reply actions
Some say Jared is actually quadruplets that work in shifts; one works, one PPP’s, one shops & prepares meals, and one carries out badassery to ensure fresh stories are always available.
"I will take the subway - we were on the subway last night...I'm not above riding the subway or riding on a bus, I don't care. As long as people don't hit me." --Ron Wilson
It’s like Multiplicity!
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except sexier!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 26, 2010 11:59 AM EST up reply actions
not even SteveFromKitchener
There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"
by Matt_Roberts on Jan 26, 2010 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
yea
fuck that guy
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 26, 2010 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
my cross to bare
Nobody makes awesome mis-spelling faux pas like JfL. That one sounds like he’s going to expose Catholic priests.
I am Mikhail Grabovski's smirking revenge.
someone has to
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 26, 2010 1:02 PM EST up reply actions
Connie really needs to rethink the no swearing policy at JFTC. If your favorite team misses the playoffs every season from 2001-02 until now, you should have the god-given right to drop a couple f-bombs contained within some witty reparte’. I mean, for fuck’s sake, JFTC! I’m a damn miserable Kings fan! Boy cock, girl cock, e-i-e-i-o! Cuntballs!
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by DodgerBlueBalls on Jan 26, 2010 11:52 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We see no reason to wait that long. We even swear when we’re winning (I think).
Leaf, the universe and everything.
We haven’t done a lot of this winning thing lately so my memory is a bit hazy… but I’m pretty fuckin’ sure you’re right!
leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.
Yes – that was poorly phrased. I should have said:
We would most likely swear even in the off chance that we were winning, or something akin to winning, perhaps like losing in a slightly less humiliating fashion.
Leaf, the universe and everything.
by 1967ers on Jan 26, 2010 12:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I do it, but that’s just me
FUCK YES KESSEL ABOUT FUCKING TIME YOU SCORED BUDDY
etc.
Boo hoo!
by Chris Stoikoff on Jan 26, 2010 1:00 PM EST up reply actions
Wayne Simmonds will have a hat trick tonight.
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Jan 26, 2010 11:52 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
True, but I have a feeling OLAS is going to lay down some hurt tonight also.
"I will take the subway - we were on the subway last night...I'm not above riding the subway or riding on a bus, I don't care. As long as people don't hit me." --Ron Wilson
And be one of the Three Stars
somehow.
by Marc Pilgrim on Jan 26, 2010 12:07 PM EST up reply actions
Odin has the banhammer though
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 26, 2010 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
only on his site though.
I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.
My god
leave me the hell alone guys. I’m always scrutinized. >:0
by Marc Pilgrim on Jan 26, 2010 3:33 PM EST up reply actions
only a hat trick? With our luck lately you may be selling him short.
leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.
well Kopitar and Doughty also need to score their hatties
im sure Simmonds will get a few assists too
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 26, 2010 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
Trivia! I gots trivia!
The Toronto Maple Leafs’ championship drought now stands at 42 seasons – the longest such recorded drought in hockey history, far surpassing the 48 years suffered in Chicago or even the 54 in New York. (concept lovingly ripped off from DGB)
Given that nobody else has gone through anything remotely like this, how long is LA’s current Cup-less streak?
Leaf, the universe and everything.
42 years
at the end of this season
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 26, 2010 12:01 PM EST up reply actions
and for the pedantic
43 years, 42 seasons because of Gary’s lockout to end all lockouts….
Leaf, the universe and everything.
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by DodgerBlueBalls on Jan 26, 2010 12:02 PM EST up reply actions
My last OHL game was Guelph/Barrie in 2007. I wanted to run on the ice and hump Doughty’s leg. I had drafted him with the Leafs in EHM and was amazed how good he was.
Now I pine for him.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
its too bad the leafs cant draft a kid like that…..
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 26, 2010 12:04 PM EST up reply actions
The Freeps published an article today saying that the Doughty – Schenn comparison was pointless. It’s the first article of any value that I’ve seen in that paper all year.
You show me a fox that's learned to deal with the Leafs' recent play, and I'll show you a dead fox.
the Freeps is hilarious, i would never pay for it but the liberal bullshit it peddles is highly amusing
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 26, 2010 12:15 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't know you were such a leafs fan, connie
also, what’s funny about 1993 is that most Kings fans don’t even know there’s a scandal associated with the Toronto series.
Wait till this year.
Non-Hockey Market
She’s a fan of Leafs fans. Big fan :)
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she’s a smart woman.
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by Karina on Jan 26, 2010 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
Okay, then. It's 2018
The Kings and Leafs are playing in June (not golf). And you’re rooting for…
Wait till this year.
She’d be rooting for the Kings.
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battle of the Schenns!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 26, 2010 2:19 PM EST up reply actions
I know this much. There will be a personal battle over which TV feed I’ll be watching the series on.
No
because by then you will be able to choose an audio feed from any source and your choice will be the rudykelly Mystery Science Theater 3000 play-by-play.
Wait till this year.
I thought he was born on the 6th day of the 6 month at the 6th hour?
"I will take the subway - we were on the subway last night...I'm not above riding the subway or riding on a bus, I don't care. As long as people don't hit me." --Ron Wilson
in 1966?
There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"
by Matt_Roberts on Jan 26, 2010 4:40 PM EST up reply actions

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