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Maple Leafs 0 v. Sabres 3: Third Period Thread of Despair



Hey, wanna know something depressing? The Leafs have the third worst penalty kill in hockey history so far. Aim for the top boys!

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PPP, you always made the tastiest bread crumbs

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2010 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

Thanks pal.

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by PPP on Jan 8, 2010 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

credit where credit is do
was that tarragon i tasted?

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2010 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Good palate!

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Jan 8, 2010 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

PPP, by the way...

see that you’re a UNC fan.

If you ever make it to NC, i could probably score some tix for you. They’d be nosebleeds, but tar heel games are awesome, regardless.

by birky on Jan 8, 2010 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

:O

I am going to keep that in mind.

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by PPP on Jan 8, 2010 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I work at the university and about 5 people in my office have season tix. i was able to go to the michigan state game in december. very cool.

by birky on Jan 8, 2010 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Envious.

College basketball is amazing.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Jan 8, 2010 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

just don’t ask for Duke tickets. that’s impossible.

by birky on Jan 8, 2010 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I can imagine!

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by PPP on Jan 8, 2010 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

they go for at least 500 a pop.

by birky on Jan 8, 2010 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Also

I think I just got called racist for making a Cosby Kids to the Pool joke on twitter. Some people are really sensitive.

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by PPP on Jan 8, 2010 9:24 PM EST reply actions  

comparing black people to poo is always a no no…

I can wear it one day, then not wear it the next day. It's like a pair of glasses, some days I wear it, some days I don't. I'm not wearing any underwear either. There is no reason. - Mogilny "on Visors"

Toronto Maple Leafs: Blue Chip Dmen

by AkiSchennberg on Jan 8, 2010 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

When I have spicy food I choose the appropriate sitcom family.

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by PPP on Jan 8, 2010 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

george lopez?

I can wear it one day, then not wear it the next day. It's like a pair of glasses, some days I wear it, some days I don't. I'm not wearing any underwear either. There is no reason. - Mogilny "on Visors"

Toronto Maple Leafs: Blue Chip Dmen

by AkiSchennberg on Jan 8, 2010 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, it gets tough when I have Vietnamese food.

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by PPP on Jan 8, 2010 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

the cho show? that might be racist i don’t think she’s vietnamese..

I can wear it one day, then not wear it the next day. It's like a pair of glasses, some days I wear it, some days I don't. I'm not wearing any underwear either. There is no reason. - Mogilny "on Visors"

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by AkiSchennberg on Jan 8, 2010 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

She’s Korean I think.

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by PPP on Jan 8, 2010 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Indeed she is Korean.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Jan 8, 2010 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

was the cosby comment the result of eating jello?

I can wear it one day, then not wear it the next day. It's like a pair of glasses, some days I wear it, some days I don't. I'm not wearing any underwear either. There is no reason. - Mogilny "on Visors"

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by AkiSchennberg on Jan 8, 2010 9:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

hahaha

No, I remember someone saying it once and I lol’d. Stuck in my head since then.

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by PPP on Jan 8, 2010 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve known you were racist for a long time- you hate Peterboroughites.

I am Mikhail Grabovski's smirking revenge.

by kidkawartha on Jan 8, 2010 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

only counts if its making fun of real people!

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2010 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

No more rec’ing you for the high-paying dirty work, sir.

I am Mikhail Grabovski's smirking revenge.

by kidkawartha on Jan 8, 2010 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

being from newfoundland, I have taken way more location oriented jokes than anyone can imagine, i get leway!

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2010 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, ok then.
/holds back of Newfie/Jared dropped on head at birth jokes

I am Mikhail Grabovski's smirking revenge.

by kidkawartha on Jan 8, 2010 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

i wasnt dropped, i tried to make a break for the screetch when my parents werent looking

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2010 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s called hard-wired behavior.

I am Mikhail Grabovski's smirking revenge.

by kidkawartha on Jan 8, 2010 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I live in Peterborough, not cool.

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 8, 2010 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

That comma was supposed to be a colon.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Jan 8, 2010 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

TWSS

I am Mikhail Grabovski's smirking revenge.

by kidkawartha on Jan 8, 2010 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey!

Some of my best friends are Peterboroughites

/RNC’d

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by PPP on Jan 8, 2010 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate the political correctness of the world right now.

by Clawson on Jan 8, 2010 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

is there a god

why has he forsaken this team? what can we do to please this vengeful deity? i am willing to kill for brian burke to do something.

"Dad why are you crying?"

by my son has a choice on Jan 8, 2010 9:25 PM EST reply actions  

He requires that you sacrifice yourself. Now get going!

I am Mikhail Grabovski's smirking revenge.

by kidkawartha on Jan 8, 2010 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Oz

We certainty can. Then it is on. Squire Brewhouse, in Leafs gear shamelessly!

by L510 on Jan 8, 2010 9:26 PM EST reply actions  

Or wait for the gunshot

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by PPP on Jan 8, 2010 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Gunshot is too fast. It will be a slow death

by L510 on Jan 8, 2010 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

jamessharman
  
Of course if Ray did go crazy, at least Hendy would feel safe knowing Stajan, Kaberle,Blake,Stempniak etc would jump in to save him! Eh? Oh.

hehe

by Clawson on Jan 8, 2010 9:26 PM EST reply actions  

I wouldn’t jump in to stop Rob Ray, he’s crazy!

by Ubiquitous on Jan 8, 2010 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh yeah they’d be right there to… give him a real stern look!

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Jan 8, 2010 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

stajan wouldn’t he got his bell wrung by ryan miller already

I can wear it one day, then not wear it the next day. It's like a pair of glasses, some days I wear it, some days I don't. I'm not wearing any underwear either. There is no reason. - Mogilny "on Visors"

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by AkiSchennberg on Jan 8, 2010 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Odds on RW being fired 12 seconds after the Olympics end?

by Ubiquitous on Jan 8, 2010 9:26 PM EST reply actions  

wouldn’t that be the same thing?

by birky on Jan 8, 2010 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

OH SNAP!

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 8, 2010 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Only

it would be much earlier than the end of the Olympics.

by Marc Pilgrim on Jan 8, 2010 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

looking better, but still very unlikely.

by birky on Jan 8, 2010 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Nil

I think he gets next season before he gets canned

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by PPP on Jan 8, 2010 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

No sense discussing odds until there’s a significant roster move. That will come first.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Jan 8, 2010 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

PPP

is my favourite racist in the whole world.

AND FUCK THIS FUCKING LEAFS TEAM.

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PLAYOFFS!!!!1

by eyebleaf on Jan 8, 2010 9:26 PM EST reply actions  

Well eye has lost hope it seems so it’s officially over.

by Clawson on Jan 8, 2010 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

they need the beacon of light that is Eyebleaf to see them through the night!

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2010 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Eyebleaf has given up on optimism. All hope is lost

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 8, 2010 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

just for tonight.

TOMORROW IS A NEW DAY.

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A Toronto sports blog, where unabashed homerism is alive and well...

PLAYOFFS!!!!1

by eyebleaf on Jan 8, 2010 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay there is hope then

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 8, 2010 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

You know things are bad when the paragon of positivity himself says things like this.

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Jan 8, 2010 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Jason Blake = dangle fail

"If it's a choice between the truth and the legend, print the legend." - John Ford

by LostInOz on Jan 8, 2010 9:28 PM EST reply actions  

EITHER WAY

LUKE SCHENN SAYS FUCK YOU HE WHO SHOULD NOT BE NAMED

by Clawson on Jan 8, 2010 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

WOOO SCHENNER!

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2010 9:29 PM EST reply actions  

holy fuck.. LUKE !!!!!

I can wear it one day, then not wear it the next day. It's like a pair of glasses, some days I wear it, some days I don't. I'm not wearing any underwear either. There is no reason. - Mogilny "on Visors"

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by AkiSchennberg on Jan 8, 2010 9:29 PM EST reply actions  

wooooooooooooooooo

"If it's a choice between the truth and the legend, print the legend." - John Ford

by LostInOz on Jan 8, 2010 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

TAKE THAT TYLER MYERS

LUKE SCHENN SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORESSSSSSSSSSSSS

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Jan 8, 2010 9:29 PM EST reply actions  

Luke Scenn is no Vezina winner. He’s better. What, what.

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by bkblades on Jan 8, 2010 9:29 PM EST reply actions  

Fucking Schenner!!!!

by L510 on Jan 8, 2010 9:29 PM EST reply actions  

Luke Schenn scores?

The only possible way to make this game funnier.

So Handsome.

by Archimedies on Jan 8, 2010 9:29 PM EST reply actions  

so what happens if he scores again?
does the universe implode?

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2010 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Hello!

A goal, a veritable Leafs goal!

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Jan 8, 2010 9:30 PM EST reply actions  

Playoffs!!!1

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PLAYOFFS!!!!1

by eyebleaf on Jan 8, 2010 9:30 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

atta kid

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2010 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm booking my spot for the parade now

"If it's a choice between the truth and the legend, print the legend." - John Ford

by LostInOz on Jan 8, 2010 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Never change.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Jan 8, 2010 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

WOOHOO!

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Jan 8, 2010 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I do blame you for Tyler Myers though.

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by bkblades on Jan 8, 2010 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

EYEBLEAF IS GOOD LUCK!

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 8, 2010 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Dont give it to Stajan!!!

by L510 on Jan 8, 2010 9:30 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

rec’d

I can wear it one day, then not wear it the next day. It's like a pair of glasses, some days I wear it, some days I don't. I'm not wearing any underwear either. There is no reason. - Mogilny "on Visors"

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by AkiSchennberg on Jan 8, 2010 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Looks like it went right through Stajan’s legs though.

by Clawson on Jan 8, 2010 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I was totally expecting a Pierre Mcguire level of enthusiasm

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 8, 2010 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

(Insert Screaming rant for 20 minutes)

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 8, 2010 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Saying "shutout" a bunch of time worked!

Does saying “Ryan Miller shutout” ruin that too?

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Jan 8, 2010 9:30 PM EST reply actions  

Hey!

Schenner!

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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.

by Travis Hair on Jan 8, 2010 9:30 PM EST reply actions  

Hey look, it’s OdinMercer!

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 8, 2010 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Odin is omnipotent

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 8, 2010 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.

by Travis Hair on Jan 8, 2010 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

LURKER

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2010 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Talk smack about Phoenix, and he will smite you down with his mighty Banhammer

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 8, 2010 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

does mentioning peter mueller count ?

I can wear it one day, then not wear it the next day. It's like a pair of glasses, some days I wear it, some days I don't. I'm not wearing any underwear either. There is no reason. - Mogilny "on Visors"

Toronto Maple Leafs: Blue Chip Dmen

by AkiSchennberg on Jan 8, 2010 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Odin’s bringing out the Banhammer, better watch it

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 8, 2010 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

No banhammer at this SBN Franchise location.

Banhammer only good in Arizona based NHL blogs.

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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.

by Travis Hair on Jan 8, 2010 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Coming soon in Southern Ontario?

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 8, 2010 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope.

Not ever. Except on nights when we play at Ottawa or Toronto.

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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.

by Travis Hair on Jan 8, 2010 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope so. Just busting balls.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 8, 2010 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

In all seriousness

has attendance improved at all? what’s the average these days?

by birky on Jan 8, 2010 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Sold out the last game. Red Wings.

But even barring that we’ve been climbing back up.

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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.

by Travis Hair on Jan 8, 2010 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I live in Raleigh, so I know how the fan bases can be in a southern market. The fans here have greatly abandoned the hurricanes this season. They’re not awful at the gate (but not great). I think that it takes at least 15 years (or more) for a strong fan base to really build up. And you have to put a winning product on the ice. Especially here where college sports rule and teams play no more than 15 home games, you have to put a good product on the ice to draw fans 41 times a season.

by birky on Jan 8, 2010 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I know there are varying factors at play in Phoenix, especially with the location of the arena, but some are universal.

by birky on Jan 8, 2010 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Or ask PPP if you can borrow his. Though that makes you more human than omnipotent being of Coyotes Hockey

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 8, 2010 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

was montoya a yotes prospect?

I can wear it one day, then not wear it the next day. It's like a pair of glasses, some days I wear it, some days I don't. I'm not wearing any underwear either. There is no reason. - Mogilny "on Visors"

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by AkiSchennberg on Jan 8, 2010 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Still is. He’s in San Antonio.

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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.

by Travis Hair on Jan 8, 2010 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Not going to be around for a while, especially with the way Bryz is playing

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 8, 2010 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

and modest too, I see.

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Jan 8, 2010 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, shame on lydman, everyone knows when that happens, cross check everyone in front of the net. Stajan was not sufficiently cross-checked.

by Ubiquitous on Jan 8, 2010 9:30 PM EST reply actions  

Well it looks like Schenn has improved his shot.

by Clawson on Jan 8, 2010 9:31 PM EST reply actions  

Yes

Significantly. More importantly, he’s getting it off quickly this period.

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by PPP on Jan 8, 2010 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s what she said.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Jan 8, 2010 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

She

Would never said that about Luke

by L510 on Jan 8, 2010 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

But she did. I heard.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Jan 8, 2010 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

She would likely have wept with joy, and then called the next morning to announce her pregnancy.

Hey guys.

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Jan 8, 2010 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

BONJOUR

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by PPP on Jan 8, 2010 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Those were two quick hard blasts.

by Clawson on Jan 8, 2010 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

THE NEW SCOTT STEVENS!

OK, I really have to go out now. Bye.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Jan 8, 2010 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I knew I could convince you.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Jan 8, 2010 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

About time

I always knew he could be a candidate for the Rocket Richard trophy

by L510 on Jan 8, 2010 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

scott stevens!!!1

I can wear it one day, then not wear it the next day. It's like a pair of glasses, some days I wear it, some days I don't. I'm not wearing any underwear either. There is no reason. - Mogilny "on Visors"

Toronto Maple Leafs: Blue Chip Dmen

by AkiSchennberg on Jan 8, 2010 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Scott Stevens is awesome

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 8, 2010 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Scott Stevens is awesome THE devil

I can wear it one day, then not wear it the next day. It's like a pair of glasses, some days I wear it, some days I don't. I'm not wearing any underwear either. There is no reason. - Mogilny "on Visors"

Toronto Maple Leafs: Blue Chip Dmen

by AkiSchennberg on Jan 8, 2010 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Hopefully

We’ll be saying that about Luke Schenn even when he has a so so game in the future. Games when he doesnt net about 2 points a game

by L510 on Jan 8, 2010 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I take solace in the fact that slap shots that go through 5 legs and into the top corner are the only way miller gets beat.

by Ubiquitous on Jan 8, 2010 9:32 PM EST reply actions  

Hello

again, kittens

Schenn!! He returns!!

It's all hot bishes, naps, and dance parties

by Alix on Jan 8, 2010 9:35 PM EST reply actions  

Yes!

And so does Alix!

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Jan 8, 2010 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

he never left dahling

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2010 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Right

you are. I heart that boy.

It's all hot bishes, naps, and dance parties

by Alix on Jan 8, 2010 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

he felt the anti-youknowwho love from earlier today.. after all his subsistence depends on fanlove.. much like a carebear. though carebears also eat cats (little known fact)

I can wear it one day, then not wear it the next day. It's like a pair of glasses, some days I wear it, some days I don't. I'm not wearing any underwear either. There is no reason. - Mogilny "on Visors"

Toronto Maple Leafs: Blue Chip Dmen

by AkiSchennberg on Jan 8, 2010 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

who is the anti-youknowwho?

gossip!!!!1

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by eyebleaf on Jan 8, 2010 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Eye!

I’ve missed you so.

It's all hot bishes, naps, and dance parties

by Alix on Jan 8, 2010 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I eagerly await your Toronto arrival, darling. I hope you are well.

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by eyebleaf on Jan 8, 2010 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't

afford January anymore. But I believe I am coming with the lovely wrap in March. Woooooo.

I hope you are also well.

It's all hot bishes, naps, and dance parties

by Alix on Jan 8, 2010 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

woot! REALLY?!?!?

GIRL PARTY AT MY HOUSE!

So Handsome.

by Archimedies on Jan 8, 2010 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m gonna pull a Cloud Strife and sneak in.

by Clawson on Jan 8, 2010 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

This sounds a lot dirtier than it’s supposed to be be, I’m sure.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Jan 8, 2010 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Come on, you’ve had to have played FFVII.

by Clawson on Jan 8, 2010 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t really get it, though. I don’t remember that part of the game.

by JP Nikota on Jan 8, 2010 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

You didn’t remember the cross-dressing part!?

by Clawson on Jan 8, 2010 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

It vaguely rings a bell…

by JP Nikota on Jan 8, 2010 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

You’ll be shocked to know I have not played FFVII.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Jan 8, 2010 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I have played FFVIII, however.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Jan 8, 2010 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Yessssssss

Can’t wait!

No pants! Group hugs!

It's all hot bishes, naps, and dance parties

by Alix on Jan 8, 2010 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

DANCE PARTIES!

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2010 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

All of those things!

It’s going to be stellar!!

So Handsome.

by Archimedies on Jan 8, 2010 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

YAY!!!

It's all hot bishes, naps, and dance parties

by Alix on Jan 8, 2010 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I miss

winning.

"There's been four different Cup winners the last four years, and I got one of them (Anaheim) and it was a fighting team. We're playing it that way regardless." - B. Burke, Toronto Maple Leafs GM

by BlueBuds on Jan 8, 2010 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

2 goal scorer in tonights game.. earlier today we battled a troll

I can wear it one day, then not wear it the next day. It's like a pair of glasses, some days I wear it, some days I don't. I'm not wearing any underwear either. There is no reason. - Mogilny "on Visors"

Toronto Maple Leafs: Blue Chip Dmen

by AkiSchennberg on Jan 8, 2010 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

A certain rookie Buffalo Defenceman who hockey pundits fall all over themselves praising, whose name we’re not saying for karma related reasons.

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Jan 8, 2010 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I have that certain rookie Buffalo defenceman in my fantasy pool. mad power play points tonight.

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PLAYOFFS!!!!1

by eyebleaf on Jan 8, 2010 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

you should have schenn.. for blind patriotic reasons alone.. by the way you should make beeston your new halladay in the banner

I can wear it one day, then not wear it the next day. It's like a pair of glasses, some days I wear it, some days I don't. I'm not wearing any underwear either. There is no reason. - Mogilny "on Visors"

Toronto Maple Leafs: Blue Chip Dmen

by AkiSchennberg on Jan 8, 2010 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I was thinking Obama should replace Halladay. Obama is hope.

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PLAYOFFS!!!!1

by eyebleaf on Jan 8, 2010 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

bah.. he’s a rios fan now

I can wear it one day, then not wear it the next day. It's like a pair of glasses, some days I wear it, some days I don't. I'm not wearing any underwear either. There is no reason. - Mogilny "on Visors"

Toronto Maple Leafs: Blue Chip Dmen

by AkiSchennberg on Jan 8, 2010 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

also wallace is hope

I can wear it one day, then not wear it the next day. It's like a pair of glasses, some days I wear it, some days I don't. I'm not wearing any underwear either. There is no reason. - Mogilny "on Visors"

Toronto Maple Leafs: Blue Chip Dmen

by AkiSchennberg on Jan 8, 2010 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Schenn is fed up with people blowing Myers.

by Clawson on Jan 8, 2010 9:37 PM EST reply actions  

He’s having a pretty decent game.

by JP Nikota on Jan 8, 2010 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

He kept that puck away from the Sabres with two nice moves. If that was Myers Millen would have pulled a McGuire and orgasmed on air.

by Clawson on Jan 8, 2010 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he’s fed up with people in Toronto bad mouthing him, too.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Jan 8, 2010 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

if that gets schenn to play well, RW should implement that strategy every week.

by Ubiquitous on Jan 8, 2010 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes indeed. Ron Wilson should go crazy on everyone.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Jan 8, 2010 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Goal being credited to Stajan. BOO!

"If it's a choice between the truth and the legend, print the legend." - John Ford

by LostInOz on Jan 8, 2010 9:37 PM EST reply actions  

At least Schenn gets an assist.

Good deflection by Stajan.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Jan 8, 2010 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

im just happy to see schenns shots getting to the net

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2010 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

BOO!!

OZ In May, us at the Squire steakhouse, shamelessly in our Leafs gear, acting like a couple of Bogans at a League game, how about it?

by L510 on Jan 8, 2010 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Were we seperated at birth?

Ive played League over here, and yea unfortunately im a Roosters supporter. You wouldnt happen to be married to an Aussie too would you?

by L510 on Jan 8, 2010 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Lol

so its just a matter of time. Yea go Chooks, they need to pull a Bulldogs and go from wooden spoon to Minor Premiers.

by L510 on Jan 8, 2010 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, for starters, we need our players to stay out of jail.

"If it's a choice between the truth and the legend, print the legend." - John Ford

by LostInOz on Jan 8, 2010 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

THEY PLAYED TOGETHER!??!!

I can wear it one day, then not wear it the next day. It's like a pair of glasses, some days I wear it, some days I don't. I'm not wearing any underwear either. There is no reason. - Mogilny "on Visors"

Toronto Maple Leafs: Blue Chip Dmen

by AkiSchennberg on Jan 8, 2010 9:40 PM EST reply actions  

yes indeed. i think they were a defense pair even

by Ubiquitous on Jan 8, 2010 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

OK, Question

It’s been a while since I lived in Canada.

Do retardedly hot women really go to a place called “The Keg”?

Those commercials reek of Applebees or TGI Fridays.

by birky on Jan 8, 2010 9:40 PM EST reply actions  

go there? not so much
work there
hell yes

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2010 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Im not afraid

To get mauled by cougers.

by Icion on Jan 8, 2010 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Everyone's got to take one for the team every now and then.

"If it's a choice between the truth and the legend, print the legend." - John Ford

by LostInOz on Jan 8, 2010 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Shhhh…that’s what we all have to tell ourselves the next day.

"If it's a choice between the truth and the legend, print the legend." - John Ford

by LostInOz on Jan 8, 2010 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey

Cougars are at least capable of a good breakfast that next day!!

by L510 on Jan 8, 2010 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Everyone needs a cougar experience once. Rite of passage.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Jan 8, 2010 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Words of wisdom!

"If it's a choice between the truth and the legend, print the legend." - John Ford

by LostInOz on Jan 8, 2010 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

I always see foxes there. it’s not quite a pick-up place though.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Jan 8, 2010 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s significantly above Applebee’s or TGI Friday’s (disclaimer: the most attractive woman I’ve ever seen in my life was a waitress at an Applebee’s in Fredonia, NY). But you don’t exactly go there looking to score.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Jan 8, 2010 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I was just curious if the commercial was completely outrageous or just a little misleading.

by birky on Jan 8, 2010 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

what is it going to get to have the leafs shoot the puck over miller?

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2010 9:40 PM EST reply actions  

a ramp?

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Jan 8, 2010 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

logic

but they’re hockey players

by Clawson on Jan 8, 2010 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe we could assemble one of those racecar track sets into a ramp for them.

by JP Nikota on Jan 8, 2010 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

THE POWER OF HOT WHEELS!

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 8, 2010 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I was having this conversation with the other interns at work

You know those hot wheels that would change color when they get hot or cold? They need to make underwear like that.
Discuss

by Icion on Jan 8, 2010 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

tighty whities turn clear regardless of the water temp..

I can wear it one day, then not wear it the next day. It's like a pair of glasses, some days I wear it, some days I don't. I'm not wearing any underwear either. There is no reason. - Mogilny "on Visors"

Toronto Maple Leafs: Blue Chip Dmen

by AkiSchennberg on Jan 8, 2010 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

less than 15 mins left in the game down by 2 goals?
yup, time for the leafs to start trying

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2010 9:44 PM EST reply actions  

rally caps on!

Go Leafs Go!

"There's been four different Cup winners the last four years, and I got one of them (Anaheim) and it was a fighting team. We're playing it that way regardless." - B. Burke, Toronto Maple Leafs GM

by BlueBuds on Jan 8, 2010 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve even turned the feed back on to watch the end of this.

by JP Nikota on Jan 8, 2010 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s like Groundhog Day. Only not as good.

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Jan 8, 2010 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

now i have a disturbing image of ron wilson driving a truck with Jason blake on his lap doing the steering

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2010 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

You’re welcome!

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Jan 8, 2010 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

So, I’m coming to the Toronto area in July, and of course the Jays are in the middle of a 10 game road trip. fucking a.

by birky on Jan 8, 2010 9:45 PM EST reply actions  

there’s no hockey in july in toronto… or…

"There's been four different Cup winners the last four years, and I got one of them (Anaheim) and it was a fighting team. We're playing it that way regardless." - B. Burke, Toronto Maple Leafs GM

by BlueBuds on Jan 8, 2010 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Not a good month for the Jays anyway, so you’re probably lucky.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Jan 8, 2010 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

their September is our March?

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 8, 2010 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, but that last Jays game I went to was in 1997 when Shawn Green hit a 3-run bomb to beat the Brewers. I was really hoping to go.

by birky on Jan 8, 2010 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Schenn smushes Gaudstad and Kessel makes a key play on the backcheck. Where was this in the first?

by Clawson on Jan 8, 2010 9:47 PM EST reply actions  

corrected
where was this all month?

by birky on Jan 8, 2010 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Good play

And good work by Kessel to cut off that chance.

by Marc Pilgrim on Jan 8, 2010 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

hmm, the words diving and roy used together NOT describing his reaction to a slight breeze

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2010 9:48 PM EST reply actions  

Was about to say the same thing.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Jan 8, 2010 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

What happiness is

Go back to Bloge Salming and watch his videos over again – they just get better.

Need those laughs to cope

"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jan 8, 2010 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

Always have

Bloge Salming & DGB at your side during a Leaf game. It helps with the messy shit.

by Marc Pilgrim on Jan 8, 2010 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve got Darryl’s Revenge and Straight out of Anaheim on my laptop. I can’t sync them to my Ipod because I don’t have the New Evergreen Terrace album on my laptop, and I have that album on my computer in Toronto

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 8, 2010 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

This is why manually managing you iPod makes more sense to me.

by Clawson on Jan 8, 2010 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Well my computer there crashed because me and my bro own it and he uses it alot, and my dad plays poker all day/night when my bro isn’t there, and it had all my music on it. So I had to re download my Itunes library that I didn’t have (which was only 3 albums: Almost Home, appeal to Reason and the Great misdirect). So It’s not much

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 8, 2010 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

You listen to Great Misdirect yet? It’s awesome, but still no Colors.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 8, 2010 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I listened to most of the album, haven’t listened to it as a whole. Swim to the Moon is amazing, Paul at his best. But It’s still not on the Level Colors was at

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 8, 2010 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

nice hit white

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2010 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

I don’t recall hearing Lee Stempniak’s name being called once tonight. God damn Ninjas.

by birky on Jan 8, 2010 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

They called it half a dozen times.

I notice him on the ice because im looking for him and they just dont say his name much. Maybe they are afraid reciting his name too many times will summon something.

by Icion on Jan 8, 2010 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

i actually hate that guy..

mckown ? i think his name is

I can wear it one day, then not wear it the next day. It's like a pair of glasses, some days I wear it, some days I don't. I'm not wearing any underwear either. There is no reason. - Mogilny "on Visors"

Toronto Maple Leafs: Blue Chip Dmen

by AkiSchennberg on Jan 8, 2010 9:52 PM EST reply actions  

Stop talking about Buffalo’s awful stench, boys.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Jan 8, 2010 9:53 PM EST reply actions  

The comment got deleted so everything will be reply failed.

by Clawson on Jan 8, 2010 9:53 PM EST reply actions  

ohhhhhhhhhh. that explains my puzzled look.

by birky on Jan 8, 2010 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s called vodka time.

"If it's a choice between the truth and the legend, print the legend." - John Ford

by LostInOz on Jan 8, 2010 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

You dont have an emergency stash??

by L510 on Jan 8, 2010 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

My emergency stash is scotch. Which I hate to waste on four minutes of bad hockey, but it will do.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Jan 8, 2010 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

So when Myers is clearly hooking someone, the LEAFS announcer tries to say it’s holding the stick.

Unreal…

by Clawson on Jan 8, 2010 9:54 PM EST reply actions  

JOHN FUCKING MITCHELL

by Clawson on Jan 8, 2010 9:55 PM EST reply actions  

He’s been possessed by the ghost of Miroslav Frycer.

"If it's a choice between the truth and the legend, print the legend." - John Ford

by LostInOz on Jan 8, 2010 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

NO

I still hate his stupid fat face

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2010 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

JMFMITCHELE!

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2010 9:55 PM EST reply actions  

my bad on the NSFW comment..

I can wear it one day, then not wear it the next day. It's like a pair of glasses, some days I wear it, some days I don't. I'm not wearing any underwear either. There is no reason. - Mogilny "on Visors"

Toronto Maple Leafs: Blue Chip Dmen

by AkiSchennberg on Jan 8, 2010 9:55 PM EST reply actions  

It’s ok. Live and learn

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Jan 8, 2010 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

It makes me sad that you guys work at places where that’s not safe, but c’est la vie.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Jan 8, 2010 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s not really about that, but more so about people checking in GDTs for game summaries and such.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Jan 8, 2010 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

i’ll draw the line at normal farts from now on

I can wear it one day, then not wear it the next day. It's like a pair of glasses, some days I wear it, some days I don't. I'm not wearing any underwear either. There is no reason. - Mogilny "on Visors"

Toronto Maple Leafs: Blue Chip Dmen

by AkiSchennberg on Jan 8, 2010 9:57 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Best comment ever.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Jan 8, 2010 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

We’ve all had stupid comments before, ask PPP about my dumb comments

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 8, 2010 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Leafer’s not here. Be happy about that

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 8, 2010 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

i dont have to kavel :)

I can wear it one day, then not wear it the next day. It's like a pair of glasses, some days I wear it, some days I don't. I'm not wearing any underwear either. There is no reason. - Mogilny "on Visors"

Toronto Maple Leafs: Blue Chip Dmen

by AkiSchennberg on Jan 8, 2010 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

me too

sorry.

"There's been four different Cup winners the last four years, and I got one of them (Anaheim) and it was a fighting team. We're playing it that way regardless." - B. Burke, Toronto Maple Leafs GM

by BlueBuds on Jan 8, 2010 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

one more

I know you can do it

"There's been four different Cup winners the last four years, and I got one of them (Anaheim) and it was a fighting team. We're playing it that way regardless." - B. Burke, Toronto Maple Leafs GM

by BlueBuds on Jan 8, 2010 9:55 PM EST reply actions  

GOAL!

MITCHELL!

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Jan 8, 2010 9:55 PM EST reply actions  

yes!

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Jan 8, 2010 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

OLAS!!!1

I can wear it one day, then not wear it the next day. It's like a pair of glasses, some days I wear it, some days I don't. I'm not wearing any underwear either. There is no reason. - Mogilny "on Visors"

Toronto Maple Leafs: Blue Chip Dmen

by AkiSchennberg on Jan 8, 2010 9:56 PM EST reply actions  

I'm facing Mecca

and praying five times.

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PLAYOFFS!!!!1

by eyebleaf on Jan 8, 2010 9:56 PM EST reply actions  

wow….so many missed calls

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2010 9:56 PM EST reply actions  

my Z key isn’t working

by birky on Jan 8, 2010 9:56 PM EST reply actions  

What are you trying to say that requires a Z?

by L510 on Jan 8, 2010 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

oh there it goes

by birky on Jan 8, 2010 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

they call them fingers but i’ve never seen them fing

I can wear it one day, then not wear it the next day. It's like a pair of glasses, some days I wear it, some days I don't. I'm not wearing any underwear either. There is no reason. - Mogilny "on Visors"

Toronto Maple Leafs: Blue Chip Dmen

by AkiSchennberg on Jan 8, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

He likes it!

Whitey Likes it!

So Handsome.

by Archimedies on Jan 8, 2010 9:56 PM EST reply actions  

Kessel just fucking smoked someone.

OMG.

by Clawson on Jan 8, 2010 9:56 PM EST reply actions  

I don’t think its missed calls, i think its ignored calls.

by Ubiquitous on Jan 8, 2010 9:57 PM EST reply actions  

I hate Ryan Miller.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Jan 8, 2010 9:58 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

gah stupid miller, stop being so good

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2010 9:58 PM EST reply actions  

active stick saves the day

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Make our penalty kill watch that video for an hour.

by Clawson on Jan 8, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Connolly actually knocked that away from kessel, to be fair.

by Ubiquitous on Jan 8, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Great defensive play.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Jan 8, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Toskala on the bench, net empty

Should’ve thought of that earlier.

So Handsome.

by Archimedies on Jan 8, 2010 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

Over/Under on the post having a higher sv% than Vesa?

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 8, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Wouldn’t the post technically be 1.00?

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 8, 2010 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Or 0?

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 8, 2010 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Still higher than Vesa

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 8, 2010 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Empty Net Means

Im trying to make this thing good luck

by Icion on Jan 8, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Come on Leafies

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Jan 8, 2010 10:00 PM EST reply actions  

Kessel time!!!1

you read it here first

I can wear it one day, then not wear it the next day. It's like a pair of glasses, some days I wear it, some days I don't. I'm not wearing any underwear either. There is no reason. - Mogilny "on Visors"

Toronto Maple Leafs: Blue Chip Dmen

by AkiSchennberg on Jan 8, 2010 10:01 PM EST reply actions  

any Leaf fan who buys tickets to a game in buffalo should automatically get at least 5 free beers.

by birky on Jan 8, 2010 10:01 PM EST reply actions  

i agree. We intentionally charge you twice as much money for the ticket anyhow.

by Ubiquitous on Jan 8, 2010 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

3 if Lalime is in net.

by birky on Jan 8, 2010 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

You pay $14.50?

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by puckurgently on Jan 8, 2010 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Sometimes i think the sabres do this on purpose to pad miller’s stats. S%++++++

by Ubiquitous on Jan 8, 2010 10:01 PM EST reply actions  

Unfuckingreal…I think we’ve lost every game we’ve had 50 shots in this year.

by Clawson on Jan 8, 2010 10:01 PM EST reply actions  

ugh, never anyone in the slot for those passes

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2010 10:02 PM EST reply actions  

well that sucks

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jan 8, 2010 10:02 PM EST reply actions  

oh well

:*(

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by BlueBuds on Jan 8, 2010 10:02 PM EST reply actions  

Correction: You wish miller were in goal for you.

by Ubiquitous on Jan 8, 2010 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

ya but we hate myler tyers

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by AkiSchennberg on Jan 8, 2010 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

One day, we’ll be able to kill penalties, and win a game just like this one.
I look forward to that day.

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by eyebleaf on Jan 8, 2010 10:02 PM EST reply actions  

Myers better than Miller? Get the fuck out.

by Clawson on Jan 8, 2010 10:02 PM EST reply actions  

Words cannot express the level of hate I have for Miller.

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by stucky on Jan 8, 2010 10:02 PM EST reply actions  

Safe to say the Leafs lost because of special teams. Just like every other loss for the Leafs.

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by bkblades on Jan 8, 2010 10:02 PM EST reply actions  

and im goin drinkin, peas out!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2010 10:02 PM EST reply actions  

+2, 2As

20 minutes. Schenn makes me smile tonight. :D

by Marc Pilgrim on Jan 8, 2010 10:02 PM EST reply actions  

Toskala did fairly well, except for passing every single rebound to a dark jersey.

by Ubiquitous on Jan 8, 2010 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

The Leafs HAVE to have lost the most 1 goal games in history this season

by birky on Jan 8, 2010 10:04 PM EST reply actions  

Not even close

Montreal has been in 26 one-goal games. Toronto has been in 20, Buffalo in 19 (and the Sabres are 14-1-4 in one goal games).

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by Calvert on Jan 8, 2010 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

of those 26 one goal games, how many in extra time?

redonculous

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jan 8, 2010 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Nine

Tampa has 10 and Dallas has 11.

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by Calvert on Jan 8, 2010 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Overalls 1-goal losses

Atlanta leads the league with 15.

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by Calvert on Jan 8, 2010 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Oooooh

sweeties. I’m so sorry.

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by Alix on Jan 8, 2010 10:04 PM EST reply actions  

Your return almost saved the game. Good enough.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 8, 2010 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Awwwwww

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by Alix on Jan 8, 2010 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, one great period can’t solve two poor ones, but good on them for giving it a whirl.

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jan 8, 2010 10:04 PM EST reply actions  

In fairness, we had two good periods.

by Clawson on Jan 8, 2010 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

ya but its hard to call a period where you get outscored 2 – 0 a good period..

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by AkiSchennberg on Jan 8, 2010 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

First period was all Leafs, but they couldn’t score on any of their three PPs.

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by bkblades on Jan 8, 2010 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I think failing to kill two pps in the first, wash that out, but hey, it’s just what I think

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jan 8, 2010 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

You’re right, but the Leafs are a solid team 5 on 5 for the most part. But when you don’t score on the PP, the PK struggles are exacerbated.

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by bkblades on Jan 8, 2010 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

agreed, I bet if we had a little more luck on one of the 3 it wouldn’t have seem so bad

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jan 8, 2010 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

We usually lose the game in 5 minute stretches, which is very unfortunate.

20th place or bust!!!!

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jan 8, 2010 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

It was actually one poor period plus 5 minutes, in my opinion. The Leafs looked good for most of the first period.

As mentioned, horrendous special teams sunk them.

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by stucky on Jan 8, 2010 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

If I hear the stat about how many times we’ve fallen behind 2-0 in a game one more time, I think I’ll throw up.

by JP Nikota on Jan 8, 2010 10:06 PM EST reply actions  

Even when we score first, Bowen just has to mention that we have let in the first goal in blah blah blah blah blah

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jan 8, 2010 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

If I hear

one more thing about Myler Tyers and or R.M., and how godly the two are, I am going to throw up.

by Marc Pilgrim on Jan 8, 2010 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

do the chant #niclasbergforsforcalder

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 8, 2010 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

goodbye all, time to kill bad guys!.. cause i’m a nerd and i heart fridays

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by AkiSchennberg on Jan 8, 2010 10:07 PM EST reply actions  

laters!

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 8, 2010 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds good, mate.

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by LostInOz on Jan 8, 2010 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

We get to play the Pens tomorrow.. we almost always bet them for some inexplicable reason

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jan 8, 2010 10:08 PM EST reply actions  

I hope it happens again so I can rub it in to my Pens fan friend.

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by stucky on Jan 8, 2010 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

bet=beat stupid fingers

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jan 8, 2010 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t know why they call them fingers, I’ve never seen them fing… oh, there they go.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jan 8, 2010 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

proline! oh wait, what? dang

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jan 8, 2010 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

If moral victories were worth two points, we would be at the top of our divison

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jan 8, 2010 10:11 PM EST reply actions  

Leafs took 79 shots directed on net. 12 blocked shots and 17 missed ones.

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by bkblades on Jan 8, 2010 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

it’s the best strategy with a goalie like Miller. pepper him and hope it works

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jan 8, 2010 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Kadri...

4 assists tonight for the Knights

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jan 8, 2010 10:12 PM EST reply actions  

That's a plus.

:D

I take it this is Kadri’s first game back since Tuesday?

by Marc Pilgrim on Jan 8, 2010 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

think so

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jan 8, 2010 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

If that's the case...

great bounce back game from Naz after a heartbreaking and demoralizing defeat.

by Marc Pilgrim on Jan 8, 2010 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

attaboy Nazem!

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by stucky on Jan 8, 2010 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I no longer like the London Knights

they have a player with “Ekelund” as the last name

by birky on Jan 8, 2010 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Thoughts

- PP sucked. Maybe it’s time to stop relying on Kessel to score the goals and try a different strategy for the PP.
- PK sucked. instead of standing around, Leafs should be agressive on all 5 PP players, instead of watching them set up their plays.
- It’s hard to pin the PP goals against solely on Toskala if the penalty killers don’t give you adequate support.
- A positive: A glorious game from Schenn this evening. PK growing pains aside, he had a fine game, even got two assists and such. His shots got to the net, and good set up on that second Leaf goal.
- I’m sick of Ryan Miller.

by Marc Pilgrim on Jan 8, 2010 10:21 PM EST reply actions  

Agree with all of those

And add that I liked the work that Stajan was doing around the net – it paid off for him too. Imagine that, eh?

Prefers pugnacity to truculence.

by chillin411 on Jan 8, 2010 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

With that loss...

Toronto is now 57-91-18-5, .439 Win%, against Buffalo. And yes, that is Toronto’s worst winning % amongst any team head to head. Nashville is technically number one, but the Leafs have only played 10 games against them all-time.

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by bkblades on Jan 8, 2010 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

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