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Scariest Halloween costume ever. I just shit myself. Twice.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 29, 2010 1:46 AM EDT reply actions

I'm a little confused.

Is that, by any chance, actually Toskala? Or is it actually some other player currently in the league wearing that as a gag?

Defense! Defense! Common! Do you call that blowing!?

by JP Nikota on Oct 29, 2010 3:13 AM EDT reply actions

Now that I look a little closer, I think that’s his mask sitting above him, so yeah, I think it’s him.

Defense! Defense! Common! Do you call that blowing!?

by JP Nikota on Oct 29, 2010 3:14 AM EDT up reply actions

actually him

was linked from some random page about NHL halloween costumes – had a rundown of special one-off jerseys that various teams had worn.

this was a ~~patch~~ batch of pumpkin practice jerseys that the sharks auctioned off for charity.

unfortunately JFJ didnt realize that after midnight he would turn back into a pumpkin.

by Death_By_Leafs on Oct 29, 2010 3:29 AM EDT up reply actions

Just like a pumpkin, Toskala is only scary once.

Then you watch him slowly decompose in front of you as you think to yourself, “When am I going to get rid of that thing?”

by Death_By_Leafs on Oct 29, 2010 3:31 AM EDT reply actions 7 recs

Why hasn’t this been greeninated?

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by jrwendelman on Oct 29, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions

Urge to smash, rising.

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by A Lindros Jaw on Oct 29, 2010 4:05 AM EDT reply actions

You’ve got to bask in Guigere’s warm glowing warming glow

by Bobby Paradise on Oct 29, 2010 7:27 AM EDT up reply actions

LAWLS

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by loser domi on Oct 29, 2010 9:18 AM EDT reply actions

In the inaugural season of the Pumpkin Hockey League (PHL), a Scandinavian league with the gimmick of using pumpkins instead of pucks to draw bigger crowds, Vesa Toskala stands at the bottom of the goalie rankings with a .824 sv%, 4.35 PGAA (Pumpking Goals Against Average), and has been beaten in the Jack-o-Lantern Carving Shootout every time as his go to cute kitty cat design always fails to please the crowd.

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 29, 2010 9:43 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs

Also requires a zig’ing

by samspade on Oct 30, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions

I don’t think Toskala could stop a pumpkin either.

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by Chemmy on Oct 29, 2010 1:07 PM EDT reply actions

Alternate jersey has a beach ball instead pumpkin. It’s part of the things he can’t stop series. :)

by stormshadow on Oct 29, 2010 8:50 PM EDT reply actions

Smashing.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Oct 30, 2010 3:19 AM EDT reply actions