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Worst Opening to a Season Ever?

Johnny Bower has no idea what he's supposed to be doing.

No, I'm not talking about the game. I'm talking about all the hoopla and crap before the game last night. It all started with the NHL Face-off from Dundas Square in Toronto. What better way to get fans excited for the upcoming hockey season than by filling a Toronto City block with 5,000 screaming teenage girls as they skriekingly sing along with a bunch of 30 year old wanna be musicians with ironic tattoos and gauged ear lobes. Now I don't have NHL fan demographic stats at the ready, but I'd imagine that girls aged 13-17 and their tastes aren't a good indication of what the average hockey fan is or likes. Remember last year's opening game which was preceded by the 48th Highlanders Bagpipers? That was awesome. This year? Something called Hey Rosetta! Unacceptable.

Remember back in July when Leafspace Monika and here lackeys went on that Cross-Canada road trip and everyone was all "What the fuck is this shit? Why is MLSE paying these people to drive across Canada?" Well it turns out there was a hidden motive behind this trip; to collect jars of water from every major body of water encountered on the trip so they could make a two minute montage of a girl dipping said jars into said bodies of water and they have that girl ceremoniously dump a glass of Toronto City tap water at center ice. I was deeply moved by the symbolism there. Seriously I got up to get a drink because all the water was making me thirsty. What moron came up with that idea?

Just when you thought things couldn't get anymore ridiculous, then they hit the rink with the decorative lighting and made it look like a pond complete with a dock. Johnny Bower, goalie stick in hand, then walked out onto the "dock" as the "pond" quickly froze with more cracks in it than Carey Price's game. Very unsafe. Get it. Hockey can be played on ponds*. (*Statement not valid after 2038 once global warming has eliminated winter as a season.) It was the cheesiest thing I'd seen to open up a hockey game since Ottawa's 300 lovefest.

Last year's entrance music? Beautiful People by Marilyn Manson. FUCK YEAH! This year? Enter Sandman by Metallica. Cliché and misleading. Will this team put me to sleep with boring play?  Also, lol at Jeff Finger, Brett Lebda, Matt Lashoff, and John Mitchell getting introductions from the press box.

Whomever at MLSE is in charge of this stuff should be fired. It was pathetic and embarrassing. Your thoughts?

Star-divide

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Pat Burns at the groundbreaking ceremony for a rink in his name.

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Cox Bloc is getting Ziggy with it.

Don we now our gay apparel

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Leafs undefeated

Shit yeah!

The last dozen second of last night's game

So this is what happens when you have quality goaltending in a close game.

Furthering that along; What a difference no Toskala makes

Worst goalie ever.

Some thoughts on last night's game

Ease up on the Phil praise. Kessel's good, but he's not the best ever for the Leafs.

2011 NHL Awards predictions

The spelled Kadri wrong in the Calder section

Don Cherry not a fan of how Kadri was handled

Didn't like Burke and Wilson putting him down.

Keys to the Leafs making the playoffs

Oddly, this doesn't include Ricoh locker room keys for Jeff Finger.

Leafs win and Peddie loves Burke

Do you think Burke loves him back?

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Last Nights Festivities?!

If thats what you want to call them. Here we have been waiting for all these months for Hockey and they make us wait so the can air this crap? Me and my buddies shared the same view (IE: What the hell is this ? Its the….Olympics? Hope Johnny Bower doesn’t slip on the frozen pond) What a waste of time…….

by LeafsLaughToo on Oct 8, 2010 7:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Agreed

I live in Hong Kong, so I drag my ass out of bed at 7am to catch the leafs before I go to work. Today I woke up and thought to myself “I woke up on 4hrs of sleep for this crap?”

by Domomo on Oct 8, 2010 8:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I agree with their sediments. I was so pumped for the start of the game and by the end of the presentation, I just wasn’t as pumped…. maybe that was the desired effect?

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by BlueBuds on Oct 8, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

You like their dirt?

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 8, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Poor Johnny. He looked lost out there and when they sent someone out to bring him back it was like they had to go get the old guy who had wandered off. I did think introducing a Leaf legend from each province was a nice touch. A little wierd with Bob Cole in there, but hey whatever, I don’t care if people think the CBC is biased towards the Leafs. Unfortunately it was at that moment that I realized Bob would not be calling the game.

by Leaf in Habland on Oct 8, 2010 7:20 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Sure the opening was a little wonky and didn’t come off as I am sure they had though. Still, we had hockey and beat the habs. The 48th Highlanders were there and played. Just not televised. Too bad as that is the tradition, along with hab hatred.

by Parkie10 on Oct 8, 2010 7:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

48th Highlanders

Good. I was wondering about that.

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I’m not a big fan of bagpipes personally, but you couldn’t just take that out willy-nilly.

by general borschevsky on Oct 8, 2010 9:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

They showed a bit of the Highlanders

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by clrkaitken on Oct 8, 2010 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Eh, the other option for NFLD would’ve been Harold Druken so I’m cool with Bob Cole. Plus I miss him.

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by Karina on Oct 8, 2010 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha! nice!

i was trying to think of the ex-leafs from Nfld and was drawing a blank.

sweet new profile pic, btw.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 8, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

They didn’t televise the Highlanders for the USA like they did last year. Jerks.

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2010 9:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

rec’d for the “water douses fire” bit

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by loser domi on Oct 8, 2010 9:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Spouse is very pleased with that. I’ll make a Leafs fan of her yet.

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by jrwendelman on Oct 8, 2010 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m begging now for one more rec on the original comment, so I can tell her it “went green.”

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by jrwendelman on Oct 8, 2010 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

i just greend it. go forth and something something etc etc…

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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2010 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

AW, YOU GUUUUUUYSSSSS!!!!

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by jrwendelman on Oct 8, 2010 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good point… water > fire, Leafs > Habs. I can get behind everything you said but skipping stuff when its live isn’t doable.

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by BlueBuds on Oct 8, 2010 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

beautiful ceremony, and I loved the symbolism being used. I said last night that I was glad the Leafs are getting comfortable recognizing their heritage. I know everyone was saying “Where’s Wendel?” when they introduced players from each of the provinces, but it’s time people realized that a lot of other great players played for the Leafs, and some of them even came from Saskatchewan.

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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2010 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

… it’s time people realized that a lot of other great players played for the Leafs, and some of them even came from Saskatchewan.

This is demonstrably false.

That said, if Wendel was busy fighting crime or saving an orphanage somewhere, I’m fine with that.

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by Down Goes Brown on Oct 8, 2010 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i was there and i'm inclined to agree

Highlanders were there for a good 5 minutes. Must not have been televised.

And the “water douses fire” theme was screamingly obvious to me. It was a direct attempt to cater to the breadth of the Leafs fan base and also a direct takeoff on the Habs “fiery ice” thing

Also, anything with Johnny Bower is OK with me.

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by pevans on Oct 8, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

The pre-game shit was.. well, shit. I couldn’t believe how long it went on.

How long does Komisarek go on playing 12:08 per game?

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by maplestirup on Oct 8, 2010 7:35 AM EDT reply actions  

Sounds like I didn't miss much

when it came to the opening

(Though I missed Kessel lighting up the lamp.)

by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 8, 2010 7:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

It was terrible. I was sitting around, wanting to go grab some more booze before the game started but I was afraid I’d miss puck drop. Could’ve made 30 trips to the store in the time it took them to get through that ridiculous opening.

Leafs have gotta cut that shit out

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by maplestirup on Oct 8, 2010 7:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

We kept shouting “DROP THE GODDAMN PUCK ALREADY”.

by BlindSight on Oct 8, 2010 8:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

i know. i went to go eat and came back to the pre game stuff was still going. i was like will this game ever start

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by Lancers25 on Oct 8, 2010 8:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

All I could think thorugh that opening whatever was “What’s with this stuff? Drop the puck! What are we, the Canadiens?”

by elseldo on Oct 8, 2010 7:37 AM EDT reply actions  

How many of those pre-teen girls screaming like idiots outside really cared (or even made the connection, for that matter) that the wannabe musicians they were truly there to see were part of a season kickoff event for the Maple Leafs?

I agree so much so with SkinnyFish on this that I might as well be sitting on his lap.

by JeanValjean on Oct 8, 2010 7:49 AM EDT reply actions  

I disagree with one comment of yours

Enter the sandman was awesome!

by BCapp on Oct 8, 2010 7:52 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

It’s no Beautiful People.

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2010 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Both these songs have been done to death. I’d be using the greatest riff of the 21st century – Plug-In Baby by Muse.

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by article1 on Oct 8, 2010 9:50 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Why does no one use “Cochise” by Audioslave? The opening of that song is tailor-made for a team to step onto the ice to.

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by clrkaitken on Oct 8, 2010 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Something different would be good.

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by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 8, 2010 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hells yeah. That’s a great tune all around.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 8, 2010 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Weirdly enough

We used “Today” by the Smashing Pumpkins (the opening riff, anyways) for awhile in 2008-09.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 8, 2010 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, Tim Brent is on pace for 82 goals… he’ll get there

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by maplestirup on Oct 8, 2010 7:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha buffalo last!!11

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by Future_considerations on Oct 8, 2010 8:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Actually this table is wrong. Montreal and Pittsburgh should be last, because they lost a game.

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by Future_considerations on Oct 8, 2010 8:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Habs and Pens last. Awesome.

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by elseldo on Oct 8, 2010 8:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

the first part is, for sure

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by Leafer87 on Oct 8, 2010 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buffalo is 13th, and it looks like Ottawa is lower than that. So thats even better.

by elseldo on Oct 8, 2010 8:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh right didnt notice that

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by Future_considerations on Oct 8, 2010 8:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, I’ll rec this

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by maplestirup on Oct 8, 2010 9:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes fire them!!1

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by Future_considerations on Oct 8, 2010 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

hell yea!

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by Lancers25 on Oct 8, 2010 8:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

How do they determine that Mon is 4th with zero points, but Buffalo is last with zero points? Because they’ve played a game?

They also have a loss, and Buffalo doesn’t, so I’d be inclined to have Mon and Pitt at the bottom, and the rest in between in alphabetical order. That would make me happier.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 8, 2010 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

the 0 GP people aren’t in the rankings and are just listed, i assume, however, oddly enough, all the tiebreaks are wrong (Carolina should be 1st because the 5th tiebreak is Goals for, Chicago is in second even though they have 1 point and the third place team has 2)

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by Ubiquitous on Oct 8, 2010 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

zig'd

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by Archimedies on Oct 8, 2010 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Boy, Washington’s got a lot of work ahead of it to maintain that #8 seed!

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by Vitamin_M on Oct 8, 2010 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

The opening was actually awful. I kept saying to my wife that they should start the bloody game already! Not getting an actual anthem singer was a good idea though, as I was telling a friend that they mostly have awful ones: always someone’s cousin or something like that, or some military guy who thinks he’s singing opera.

by dualistic on Oct 8, 2010 8:26 AM EDT reply actions  

Agreed, the Leafs always have the worst singers possible.

by elseldo on Oct 8, 2010 8:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

evr watch a game against carolina or atlanta…

by fatassjackson on Oct 8, 2010 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Michael Burgess and John MacDermott would like a word with you.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 8, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes. Burgess was always awesome in the playoffs.

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by The '67 Sound on Oct 8, 2010 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I always liked Rene in Boston – he really gets into it

by calibrowns on Oct 8, 2010 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rene Rancourt fucking owns.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

So true.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Oct 8, 2010 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

[img – Rene Rancourt fist pump]

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

the fist pump owns so hard. SO HARD. But he points and salutes, too. It’s an important setup. Like a breakout pass.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Oct 8, 2010 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

i knew it would be awful

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by Lancers25 on Oct 8, 2010 8:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thoughts on last night...

WE WON!!

Things I liked: Kessel line, Kaberle’s play, goaltending, penalty killing, Mike Brown, and Fred Sjostrom
Things I didn’t like: Kulemin line (minus Mac’s nice goal), breakout, too many turnovers, 3rd defensive pairing

Leafs need to be more aggressive when forechecking and my god, how are they still so terrible at turning over the puck in our own end? At least Ponikarovsky wasn’t around to take a timely offensive zone penalty.

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by birky on Oct 8, 2010 8:27 AM EDT reply actions  

Although Kulemin did play better as the game went on and Grabbo cut back on the turnovers.

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by birky on Oct 8, 2010 8:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good call. Gotta say I completely agree.

Outside of the MacArthur goal the second line looked pretty bland. Gunnar was pretty shaky but got a little better as the game went on. Kaberle was great.

Alot of people were ripping on Schenn but I thought he played alright.

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by maplestirup on Oct 8, 2010 8:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Schenn looked big, more patient with the puck and more solid than last year. He was maybe too patient with the puck in his own zone last night, and it led to a few turnovers. Nothing too terrible.

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by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 8, 2010 8:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Giggy bailed out the defensive with some ridiculous head-standing.

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Oct 8, 2010 8:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Feels good to have a goalie that does that, right?

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by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 8, 2010 8:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

been so long I’ve almost forgotten what that meant

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Oct 8, 2010 8:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s like the world has been set right again.

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by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 8, 2010 8:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

i know. doesnt it

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by Lancers25 on Oct 8, 2010 8:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought Schenn was fine apart from a few shifts where he was out there waaaay to long

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by birky on Oct 8, 2010 8:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I believe the Leafs had a problem with shift length during the game. Lots of long shifts, sloppy changes.

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by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 8, 2010 8:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah. they really need to clean up that part of the game.

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by Lancers25 on Oct 8, 2010 8:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah. The Grabbo line got caught out on the ice for a really long shift in the second and it led to a PK.

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by birky on Oct 8, 2010 8:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

The D were all thrown off when Dion was hurt. Way out of sync on passes and uncomfortable partnerships. Is Dion really that much of a glue for the D corps already?

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 8, 2010 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dion got hurt? How did I miss this?

and how badly?

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by Chris Stoikoff on Oct 8, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Skate to the gut. Got stitched up and came back. Played 23:55.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was mad they made him bleed his own blood

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

No one make me bleed my own blood!

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 8, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn’t even notice, well at least it’s minor

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by Chris Stoikoff on Oct 8, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought they were too concerned about taking the puck and not the man when on the defensive, which let the Habs kinda walk all over our blue liners and force lots of turn overs. I honestly did not notice that much truculence on the back end, hell the best defensive play of the game was Kessel’s backcheck

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Oct 8, 2010 8:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think they were really afraid of being beat. The habs are a pretty fast team. Plus, I’m sure there were some jitters.

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by birky on Oct 8, 2010 8:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

jitters? why because it was the first game?

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by Lancers25 on Oct 8, 2010 8:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

well they got pretty outworked by the Habs in their own zone, the Habs made them look like pylons

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Oct 8, 2010 8:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

yep. Only 8 players in the line-up from last year.

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by birky on Oct 8, 2010 8:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

The opening act

was lame and failed to get anyone pysched up, but at least it wasn’t embarrassing like the Sens Army BS 300 gladiator crap from a few years back

my main concern was how long they dragged the whole shebang out

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Oct 8, 2010 8:31 AM EDT reply actions  

My fiancee demanded that I mute the TV as long as CBC was stupid enough to play them. They were less talented than Don Cherry’s suit designer.

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by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 8, 2010 8:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

trying to make the habs player feel at home

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by Fergus30 on Oct 8, 2010 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

About the game...

We showed good speed, man even our defense was mobile (especially compared to Calgary’s in the late game), we looked solid on the PK (progress!!), and were basically solid on the 5v5 play as well. The PP looked like it forget some of the things it attempted in preseason, because it wasn’t dynamic or fluid at all. Montreal PK was quite aggressive, so puck and player movement is key.

So happy we won, slept like a baby.

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by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 8, 2010 8:32 AM EDT reply actions  

Our power play never got set up against MTL.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 8:35 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

no kidding, maybe once, for 25 seconds

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by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 8, 2010 8:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

To Montreal’s credit, their PK looked great

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by maplestirup on Oct 8, 2010 8:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Subban did look good out there.

by elseldo on Oct 8, 2010 8:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

such poise. Did you see how poised he was? He’s very poised. Just oozes poise.

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by birky on Oct 8, 2010 8:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

i sense some sarcasm in that statement

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by Lancers25 on Oct 8, 2010 8:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

If I was blind and watched the game based entirely on the commentary I would’ve sworn that the Leafs were playing a team composed of PK Subban and 21 of his clones.

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Oct 8, 2010 8:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

He got the Hughson “LUUUAAWNGOOO” treatment for sure.

by Jo4nny on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

He looked so good that he finished with no points and a +/- of zero.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

And 2 PIM with only one shot on goal.

CALDER!!!!!1

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2010 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m going to say it. PK Subban is, without any hint of a doubt, better than Bobby Orr.

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by jrwendelman on Oct 8, 2010 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yes! Let us all embrace the one true faith: Subbanism!

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by jrwendelman on Oct 8, 2010 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Subbantology

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by clrkaitken on Oct 8, 2010 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just Lol’d in the office.

Rec’d

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by maplestirup on Oct 8, 2010 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Glenn Healy? Is that you?

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 8, 2010 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

true but i believe it is because they kept sending the puck out of the zone then changing personnel. i couldnt count how many guys they used on their pk unit

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by Lancers25 on Oct 8, 2010 8:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

They need to run the PP like the pre-PP sequence. Reinforce that they can’t let the opposition touch the puck. They were way stronger and had much more pursuit during the 6-on-5 time.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 8, 2010 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Way too many dumpins on the power play last night. Never dump the puck in on a PP. It rarely works.

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2010 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Especially if you have zero pursuit or forecheck! That’s not the line that should be dump-and-chasing anyway.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 8, 2010 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

i couldnt agree with you more. tim brent for mvp

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by Lancers25 on Oct 8, 2010 8:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget Zigomanis and his 100% faceoff rating!

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by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 8, 2010 8:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh who can forget bout that

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by Lancers25 on Oct 8, 2010 8:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Selke

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Oct 8, 2010 8:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mostly Agree

My only qualm is that Hey Rosetta! is a solid Canadian band, didn’t catch their performance so I don’t know if they sucked out loud, but generally I’m a fan.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 8, 2010 8:39 AM EDT reply actions  

yeah

I’m OK with Hey Rosetta!

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 8, 2010 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Arkells played at Maple Leaf Square and might I say, they are awesome. Hedley is just embarrassing.

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by thenumber14 on Oct 8, 2010 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've said it before:

The Arkells are meh.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 8, 2010 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Saw the Arkells in concert last weekend with Tokyo Police Club – they both put on an awesome live show.

Hey Rosetta! is pretty decent too – I think they got mentioned last night, but I didn’t hear them play. They’re better than what they did end up airing, that’s without question.

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by chillin411 on Oct 8, 2010 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

That sounds like a good show. Hedley needs to be fired into the sun with Jeff Finger and Starbuck’s.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 8, 2010 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why the hell weren’t the tragically hip there. Headley? Give me a break.

by BlindSight on Oct 8, 2010 8:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Headley is a lot cheaper.

by elseldo on Oct 8, 2010 8:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think they actually paid to play

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by maplestirup on Oct 8, 2010 8:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

plus, 13 year olds like Hedley, and that’s apparently the NHL’s new target market. (see, superhero thing)

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by thenumber14 on Oct 8, 2010 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm starting it....

Mike Zigomanis for Selke

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by birky on Oct 8, 2010 8:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Eberle for Calder?

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by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 8, 2010 8:43 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

After that goal last night… uh yeah

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by maplestirup on Oct 8, 2010 8:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t care if he’s overrated, that was a sick ass 1st goal.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 8, 2010 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

so sick, i knew he had a great shot, but dude has some wheels too

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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 8, 2010 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

im still trying to figure out what Kipper was doing
“hey, that was a pretty nice move, im gonna fall over and flail around instead of just going post to post in the butterfly:

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe he though it was national team game

/bitter

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by sleza on Oct 8, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

/pats head

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by Leafer87 on Oct 8, 2010 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was a beautiful goal without a doubt

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by Chris Stoikoff on Oct 8, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

well yes, not trying to take anything away from the goal, it was pretty fucking sweet, but a goalie of Kippers caliber should know better than to go full Hasek on a cross crease move like that.
maybe he had a stroke, i dunno

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

He looked

Like he was trying to stack the pads, but it was so awkward looking that he would have been better off following Eberle in the butterfly

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by Chris Stoikoff on Oct 8, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, a stroke would do it.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 8, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t review the play here at work, but I thought Eberle faked a shot pre-toe-drag to get the defenceman to flop, then faked a shot to Kiprusoff’s left side to freeze him, then went backhand. By the time Kiprusoff unfroze, all he could do was flail around.

And I will definitely be trying to add that move to my repetoire.

by Oafijev on Oct 8, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

brent for rocket richard?

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by Lancers25 on Oct 8, 2010 8:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm maybe. We’ll have to discuss it after Ovechkin puts up 4 against the Thrashers tonight

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by maplestirup on Oct 8, 2010 8:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sutter is leading with 2

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2010 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Congrats on a good start to the season!

Giggy looked very solid last night, especially the last minute. I could have sworn Gionta was going to put that in on the second attempt, but Giggy busted out some circa 2003 moves and stoned it. What an absolutely money save.

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by Semi_Colon on Oct 8, 2010 9:01 AM EDT reply actions  

BANG! BANG!

That’s the sound of you hitting the nail on the head. I guess they’re saving the good opening for when we raise our Stanley Cup banner.
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Yakov you’re already in the links. What have we told you about drinking hard liquor this early?

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by maplestirup on Oct 8, 2010 9:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, fuckin’ Jim Lahey over here. I’m all gut-rumbly from the beers too. Dominion Ale, tasty as hell, but each one is like eating a full thanksgiving dinner

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by maplestirup on Oct 8, 2010 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Me and my good friend Jim Beam celebrated a little too much. Now I remember why I need beer in the house, bourbon goes down too smooth.

by YakovMironov on Oct 8, 2010 9:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just do what Lahey does best: drink.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Oct 8, 2010 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Next game vs. Montreal

We should invade a blatant Pro-Habs bar on Front street. There are a few anti-Leaf pictures inside. The owner is cool (despite being a Habs fan) and it might remind him what city he’s in.

by HACKEY17 on Oct 8, 2010 9:05 AM EDT reply actions  

“He’s a habs fan, so when he cheered at one point I turned around and called him a separatist.”

You are truly doing the Lord’s work. I hate that idiot.

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by leafer1984 on Oct 8, 2010 9:12 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Apparently

he and his dad does not get along well, I heard him on the radio once and they ask him about his father and he started dropping f-bombs and cursing his daddy up a storm, no idea if it was an act though

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Oct 8, 2010 9:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I try. Nothing better than heckling annoying “celebrities” when the opportunity presents itself.

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by daoust on Oct 8, 2010 9:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kaberle didn’t make any lazy defensive mistakes. That was the key for me.

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by birky on Oct 8, 2010 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mulroney went to Duke. Automatic asshole.

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by birky on Oct 8, 2010 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yep Kaberle and Schenn were all sorts of awesome. The fact that Kabele was feeding Schenn and getting HIM to shoot a lot was great too, maybe Schenn develops a bit of an offensive upside to his game.

Komisarek-Gunnarsson worries me, we need Lebda up here stat. And that’s saying something about Gunnarsson’s game last night.

Bozak was kind of invisible. If he doesn’t get into the groove soon we’ll be seeing Kadri up sooner rather than later.

The scoring lines had no grit whatsoever, at least that’s how it looked to me. I know Burke told them to focus on scoring goals, but there were several beautiful setup opportunities for offensive zone checks and they just meekly skated right by their targets instead. Bozak and Kulemin especially have to improve on this, since they’re big dudes.

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by Peter de Chatham on Oct 8, 2010 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Did you really just say Bozak is a big dude?

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by leafer1984 on Oct 8, 2010 9:23 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

6’1, so he’s bigger than Versteeg and Kessel, who are 6 feet and 5’10. He’s the biggest guy on the line, so yeah, he should be doing some checking.

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by Peter de Chatham on Oct 8, 2010 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

whoops, reverse the order for kessel and versteeg

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by Peter de Chatham on Oct 8, 2010 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure who we’re talking about here…

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by chillin411 on Oct 8, 2010 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

In addition, BOZAK!!!1 was the pretty assist to get Kessel on the breakaway. He might have gotten bumped around a bit, but that pass made it up for me, at least.

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by chillin411 on Oct 8, 2010 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Even pretty was the 1, 2, 3 passing play between Kessel, Bozak and Versteeg where steeg’s stretch deflection just missed the net. It was beautiful.

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2010 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Actually it was Brent who made the pass to Versteeg

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by leafer1984 on Oct 8, 2010 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who?

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

God I hate that meme.
He made the opening night roster, we all know who he is.
HE FUCKIN SCORED

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by leafer1984 on Oct 8, 2010 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Huh? Are you sure you’re not biased?

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Brentini?

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by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 8, 2010 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Huh? How can I be, Brent isn’t italian

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by leafer1984 on Oct 8, 2010 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who?

Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2010 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

THE LEGEND

This is my BOZAK!!!1

by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2010 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Zigomanis?

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by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 8, 2010 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Zigomanis is Zigomanis

Tim Brent is forthwith known as “THE LEGEND”

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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2010 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Zigomanis is f*cking chill in the faceoff circle. I bet he’s a doper.

Zigzagomanis.

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by daoust on Oct 8, 2010 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

You’ve gotta ask the question…

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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2010 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Zig'd

For Zigomanis usage

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by Archimedies on Oct 8, 2010 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Check yourself before you Zig yourself.

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by Bower Power on Oct 8, 2010 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

rec’d for separatism angst

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by loser domi on Oct 8, 2010 9:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Major rec for this. Stupid Ben Mulrooney and his greasy plastic face

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by maplestirup on Oct 8, 2010 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't watch

the opening, but the description here makes it sound like the weirdest dream ever.

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by loser domi on Oct 8, 2010 9:10 AM EDT reply actions  

the opening bought me enough time to drive home from work ..

thank you mindless robots and johnny bower, etc

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by Future_considerations on Oct 8, 2010 9:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Me too. I missed 3 minutes of the first instead of 15. Yay for that long opening!

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by Bower Power on Oct 8, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

It was okay. I liked the blue Canada on the ice with the Leaf tripping across the provinces, and the homage to the former players from each province. It was as full of fromage as it was of homage though.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 8, 2010 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Question

Does anyone know where I can get shift charts (the ones that have each player listed vertically, game time horizontally, and then a coloured horizontal bar for when they’re on the ice)? I thouoght it was at timeonice.com but they only have it for 08/09, and www.nhl.com doesn’t use that easy to read graphical format.

I’m curious to see how RW is matching lines/pairings, you get a sense of it from watching or seeing faceoff reports but I find those charts a very useful tool.

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by The '67 Sound on Oct 8, 2010 9:27 AM EDT reply actions  

Here ya go

http://www.nhl.com/scores/htmlreports/20102011/TH020001.HTM

Click on Game Recap
Then the Stats tab up top
Then select TOI

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2010 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, this is the “numerical” one that I found—but there’s an awesome graphical format that Vic Ferrari (I think) used to do, but I can’t find for this year.

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by The '67 Sound on Oct 8, 2010 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is what I’m looking for. You guys had it in the game recaps last year (or at least PPP did in the one I just looked up).

It is Vic’s timeoneice.com, but for some reason that site doesn’t show 10/11 (or 09/10 for that matter) now.

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by The '67 Sound on Oct 8, 2010 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Zig'd

This is my BOZAK!!!1

by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2010 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

you guys, have you seen the Toronto Star’s version of LEAFSMAN? ours is WAYYYYY better.

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by thenumber14 on Oct 8, 2010 9:44 AM EDT reply actions  

I’m taking a picture and posting it. it’s like iron man meets well, something horribly blue and white.

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by thenumber14 on Oct 8, 2010 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought Bloge Salming

already did the Leafs superheros…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeACHRw9k4c

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by loser domi on Oct 8, 2010 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

hey whats the application process for becoming “Certified grabbo lover” ?

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by Future_considerations on Oct 8, 2010 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just put that line in your sig.

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2010 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Step One: Go to grocery store.
Step Two: Purchase pineapple.
Step Three: Slash pineapple with kitchen knife (kids: get Mom to help!)
Step Four: Modify sig.

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by jrwendelman on Oct 8, 2010 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just smashed 2 cans of pineapple slices with a large pipe-wrench. I’m going to ahead and say this qualifies..

GRABBO!!!1

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by Future_considerations on Oct 8, 2010 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Step Five: Find someone in a Habs jersey and punch them.
Step Six: Double peace sign salute.

by general borschevsky on Oct 8, 2010 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Step seven: get Brian Burke to call you “stupid but healthy”.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh well one out of two ain’t bad.

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by Future_considerations on Oct 8, 2010 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

that’s the name of my fantasy team.

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by thenumber14 on Oct 8, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Step 7: punch his wife.

(not at endorsement, but if we’re going to be authentic…)

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 8, 2010 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

YES!

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by thenumber14 on Oct 8, 2010 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone do me a favor and flag that picture. Make up a reason if you wish.

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2010 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

done and done

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by thenumber14 on Oct 8, 2010 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Done.

The reason?: It’s just plain wrong and is a crime against humanity.

by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 8, 2010 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

flagged..

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by Future_considerations on Oct 8, 2010 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

YES!

green’d. I am happy

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by loser domi on Oct 8, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Flagged as inappropriate

Reason: Looks like a rejected Alpha Flight character.

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by 1967ers on Oct 8, 2010 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Even worse

a rejected sidekick for Captain Canuck.

by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 8, 2010 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Damien Cox obviously had no part in this. I can’t find 1967 anywhere on this guy

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Oct 8, 2010 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Iron Man with some Leafs (very subtly) welded on? That’s the best we get?

What’s up with his 4 foot stick?

verbeauty!

by A Lindros Jaw on Oct 8, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s just a stick that he took from the Montreal player that he just killed.

by Oafijev on Oct 8, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

What’s up with his 4 foot stick?

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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 8, 2010 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

They’re doing it for all 30 teams apparently, I personally think the predators need to be a villian, oh and the devils, just cause.

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by thenumber14 on Oct 8, 2010 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Where is DGB when you need him. this whole Idea is comedy gold!

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by thenumber14 on Oct 8, 2010 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm working on something....

Only for 6 teams, though. Should be done soon.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 8, 2010 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh God...

they’re pitching ideas for that weird NHL Superheroes thing!

by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 8, 2010 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Random thought

I f’n hate Jeff Blair.

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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 8, 2010 9:50 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Rec’d. So smug, so annoying. Very disappointed he had the game story instead of Mirtle.

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by The '67 Sound on Oct 8, 2010 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

dude spent the whole morning ripping the leafs and their fans for enjoying a win last night… fuckin asshole cant even let us enjoy winning on opening night. He even went so far to say we should be ASHAMED of ourselves for cheering Colton Orr during his introduction. Like really? F you.

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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 8, 2010 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

he also told us that rooting for Roy Halliday made you a bad Canadian. Then he’s all pumped about the no-hitter.

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by 1967ers on Oct 8, 2010 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

yea, remember that yesterday. Told us to cheer for the cinci pitcher cause hes from Toronto. Dude is just a shit disturber. Its not like Halladay is best pitcher the Jays have ever had or anything

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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 8, 2010 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

UGH
DO THESE PEOPLE NOT REMEMBER LAST SEASON???

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by Karina on Oct 8, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, seriously, Optimism is for today. Realism returns tomorrow.

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Everything wrong with the Sabres is Drew Stafford's fault.

by Ubiquitous on Oct 8, 2010 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

That Dundas square stuff was really, really lame. The “Stickin’ on a dock of the bay” stuff and the ice made from water across Canada I really didn’t mind.

Hell, at this point I’d put pyramids under the players benches if it meant playoffs.

by Jo4nny on Oct 8, 2010 9:59 AM EDT reply actions  

The funny thing is, that wasn’t the only “pouring water onto ice” ceremony in the NHL last night. At the Pens new arena, Mario splashed on some water from the old Igloo. That one actually made sense.

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2010 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

LEAFS WON!?!?!?!

RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh. Wait. That’s not it. What do we do when the Leafs win…?

This is my BOZAK!!!1

by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2010 10:05 AM EDT reply actions  

PLAYOFFS!!!1

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by thenumber14 on Oct 8, 2010 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

brilliant!

This is my BOZAK!!!1

by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2010 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Zig’d

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

can you email that to me please? i have a few triangle emailers from last year who i’d like to share it with! thanks.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 8, 2010 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

You should send him the triangle email now.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

the downside to all this

is the bandwagoners are back, especially those traitors who hopped on the Habs bandwagon during the playoffs

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Oct 8, 2010 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

You’re missing the point: occupying, as we do, both the moral and actual high ground, it is easier to identify these traitors and shoot them as they attempt to board.

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by jrwendelman on Oct 8, 2010 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's Over, Anakin-

I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!!!1

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by kidkawartha on Oct 8, 2010 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

YUP!

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by leafer1984 on Oct 8, 2010 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

I forgot to set my car on fire. Does that make me a bad person?

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by 1967ers on Oct 8, 2010 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

No. Can I have a ride?

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by jrwendelman on Oct 8, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I might still set it on fire….

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by 1967ers on Oct 8, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thoughts on the opener

Gionta trully looked like a smurf beside Phanuef.

Fav part of the introduction was when Kessel was introduced and he had a huge smile on his face. All I could think of was kessel saying yayyyy KEsSSSSSSEL!!!

Loose moose was stupid packed and I now realize that my attempts to organize anything there needs alot more work

Also go leafs go.

by Juggy Gilmour on Oct 8, 2010 10:05 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

man, there is so much rec’ing going on in this thread.

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by loser domi on Oct 8, 2010 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec’d

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by Future_considerations on Oct 8, 2010 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

isn’t it now Zig’d?

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Oct 8, 2010 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh hell yes!

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 8, 2010 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you can’t really organize a function at a bar a block away from the ACC on opening night. It’s hard enough to find 1 empty seat at the Moose, let alone a dozen together.

Maybe we can somehow reserve the whole upper level of Real Sports for a PPPP Night. Dozens of laz-e-boys, virtual golf, foosball tables, TVs everywhere…

by Jo4nny on Oct 8, 2010 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

more than an hour before the game

there was a line of what I’d guess was about 100 people outside RS trying to get in.

The moral of the story? unless you’re a high-roller prepared to throw down some serious coin, you’re not reserving anything at Real Sports Bar on a game night.

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by pevans on Oct 8, 2010 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was there in a Schenn jersey at a table right in front of the bar, watching the big TV they have there

Couldn’t find anyone

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by Chris Stoikoff on Oct 8, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you look for the blogging type? Overweight, glasses, socially awkward with a neckbeard…..

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

you were at the loose moose?

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey now, I trim away my neckbeard.

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you rebuking yourself for talking about your neckbeard? :D

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by Vitamin_M on Oct 8, 2010 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH SNAP

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by Karina on Oct 8, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep, there were a few people that fit the description. Still the only one here I remember the looks of is PPP (just think Nonis) and he couldn’t make it out last night

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by Chris Stoikoff on Oct 8, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

The new goal song had to have been written for the Leafs. You can hear “Go Leafs go” in the background. Not going to lie I’m liking it but that might just be positive association.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 10:16 AM EDT reply actions  

This made me laugh
@Panger40. Afterwards, Ian White described the goal as “flukey” to reporters. “Spectacular” would have been a better word.

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by leafer1984 on Oct 8, 2010 10:18 AM EDT reply actions  

what I like about this pic

is that BOZAK!!!1 is the only guy not watching…

This is my BOZAK!!!1

by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2010 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

But look at how happy Phil is.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Steeg kinda looks like he’s going to cry tears of joy from how beautiful the replay is.

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by maplestirup on Oct 8, 2010 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

He’s making the same face as Hannibal when a plan comes together. Just needs a cigar.

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Oct 8, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

PHIL KESSEL SCORED

YAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 8, 2010 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kessel must go through an entire roll of tape every time he tapes a stick.

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by clrkaitken on Oct 8, 2010 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is the zebra stick popular around the league, or is it just Kessel?

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Everything wrong with the Sabres is Drew Stafford's fault.

by Ubiquitous on Oct 8, 2010 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Things like this is why most of us think Phil Kessel is retarded.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Making me wish my computer had sound.

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Everything wrong with the Sabres is Drew Stafford's fault.

by Ubiquitous on Oct 8, 2010 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

He just talks about candy canes and double rainbows…things like that.

by Jo4nny on Oct 8, 2010 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sometimes I’ll tape the whole toe, sometimes I won’t tape the whole toe. Sometimes I leave like this much off of the toe.

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2010 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s how I tape my stick

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by Karina on Oct 8, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kessel retarded?

I always thought he was more like Rainman, only instead of counting stuff, he scores goals.

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by loser domi on Oct 8, 2010 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

ya

definitely, definitely scoring goals.

HOT PUCK BURN GOALIE!!! HOT PUCK BURN GOALIE!!!!

This is my BOZAK!!!1

by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2010 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Phil Kessel never goes full retard.

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
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by loser domi on Oct 8, 2010 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

So he’s not retarded, he’s just severely autistic? Alright then.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 8, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

hehe

“Phil, that man took your stretch Armstrong!”
“NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!”

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by antrofan on Oct 8, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s probably just really awkward. You can tell he’s nervous being on camera; he does a horrible job taping his blade.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

dunno, seems to work pretty well, maybe you’re the one who has been doing a horrible job of taping YOUR blade all along

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

the word is “special”

This is my BOZAK!!!1

by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2010 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

YES!

I love the Phil Kessel candy cane video!

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
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by loser domi on Oct 8, 2010 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

All the week needs to be complete now is for Vanek to put four up on the Senators again. That’d be nice.

On the Mike Weber bandwagon.
Everything wrong with the Sabres is Drew Stafford's fault.

by Ubiquitous on Oct 8, 2010 10:26 AM EDT reply actions  

I’m hoping both of your crummy teams full of losers smash each other to pieces tonight. Thanks in advance.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Then the only threat to leafs domination would be the Bruins.

On the Mike Weber bandwagon.
Everything wrong with the Sabres is Drew Stafford's fault.

by Ubiquitous on Oct 8, 2010 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am very worried about the Bruins. Bergeron was a nice signing, and next year they get Ryder and Sturm off their cap (and Chara will probably re-sign for less than his current $7.5MM).

"That’s why stats are so important – anecdotal evidence just doesn’t cut it when you’re talking about history." - Bower Power

by The '67 Sound on Oct 8, 2010 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

3yrs 15M for Bergeron? He should can his agent.

He might be the best two way center in the entire league not named Pavel Datsyuk. I would have thrown a six year $42M offer at him without regret.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

are you glen sather in disguise?

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Everything wrong with the Sabres is Drew Stafford's fault.

by Ubiquitous on Oct 8, 2010 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Patrice Bergeron is 26 years old, can play hard minutes and still score. He was next summer’s best UFA.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

5/25 is certainly reasonable, 3/15 is a little short term, with his injuries, i’d want my agent to push for more years.

Also remember that i have strongly argued against signing anyone longer than 5 years or for more than 6 million per year.

I said that mainly because Glen Sather would definatly have offered that exact contract next summer. Sometimes he does actually offer fair dollar contracts.

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Everything wrong with the Sabres is Drew Stafford's fault.

by Ubiquitous on Oct 8, 2010 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was just hoping to run out something like this:

Kadri – Bozak – Kessel
Versteeg – Bergeron – Somebody
Kulemin – Grabovski – Caputi

That Kulemin line would get minutes against weak opponents and do some really nasty stuff.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Stop, stop!

Yeah, Bergeron was top of my wish list for 2011/12. Oh well.

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by The '67 Sound on Oct 8, 2010 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

That lineup would be fairly… scary. I also approve of the lack of Armstrong.

On the Mike Weber bandwagon.
Everything wrong with the Sabres is Drew Stafford's fault.

by Ubiquitous on Oct 8, 2010 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Armstrong is the new Jason Blake. Over-hyped and overpaid.

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2010 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

including the ridiculous shootout moves

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Oct 8, 2010 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Its nice to see that the change in uniform doesn’t stop him from crosschecking people in the face without getting a penalty.

On the Mike Weber bandwagon.
Everything wrong with the Sabres is Drew Stafford's fault.

by Ubiquitous on Oct 8, 2010 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

whoah

no.

Armstrong is a cool cat. Looks like a fun guy to be around. The antithesis of Jason Horribly Depressing Bag Of Dirt Blake.

by general borschevsky on Oct 8, 2010 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

None of what you just said reflects on how he plays relative to his cap hit.

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2010 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

you mean how the PK absolutely killed and how he was finishing his checks and punishing the Habs in their own zone?

This is my BOZAK!!!1

by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Armstrong 1 shift on the PK.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought Versteeg was more effective last night on the PK, didn’t notice Armstrong much.

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Oct 8, 2010 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

ARMSTRONG IS AWESOME!!!!!

"It reminded me a lot of when I was in Pittsburgh and we were growing together as a group. The Leafs are going through the same thing" - Colby Armstrong

by Leafer87 on Oct 8, 2010 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Overpaid? 1 year at 1.1 Mil vs. whatever the fuck Blake was making?

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 8, 2010 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Armstrong has three years at $3M.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I KNOW, I’M A DUMMY! READ ABOVE!

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 8, 2010 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m a retard (not like Kessel unfortunately). Saw Armstrong, though MacArthur.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 8, 2010 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Remember

even Armstrong said he was surprised at the money offered by the Leafs

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Oct 8, 2010 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s MacArthur with the 1 year, $1.1M contract and he was pretty damned good last night.

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2010 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

MacArthur is a bargain. Armstrong is probably overpaid for what he does but as long as he contributes to team chemistry and raises our overall effectiveness I don’t really look at what players get paid. When they start negatively effecting our performance, then I look at what it’s costing us.

by general borschevsky on Oct 8, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

No Armstrong, waive Finger, never sign Lebda – That’s $7.95M and it buys you Kovalchuk this year or Semin next year who’ll go for less than that.

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2010 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kovalchuk was never going to be offered that kind of money from Burke.

This is my BOZAK!!!1

by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2010 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, not for any longer than like 5 years anyway.

verbeauty!

by A Lindros Jaw on Oct 8, 2010 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I KNOW, I’M A DUMMY! READ ABOVE!

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 8, 2010 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

He’s someone. I guess.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nope. He’s gone when we trade for Bergeron. His 3 year 15m extension was just a requirement of the trade.

/sigh.

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by Bower Power on Oct 8, 2010 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

was

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Oct 8, 2010 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, people look at his points and think he sucks, not realizing the role he plays. Anyone who makes Team Canada is worth more than $5MM in my books (goalies not included).

And he’s what, 25?

I’m worried the Bruins will make a major push for Kaberle this summer. He’s exactly what they need.

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by The '67 Sound on Oct 8, 2010 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bergeron extension as part of a Kaberle trade!!!

 [/HF Boards]

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

No one cares about the Sabres.

Fairweather fans can go to hell
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by leafer1984 on Oct 8, 2010 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ottawa sucks

and the Sabres suck.

That is all.

by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 8, 2010 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

recd

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by Future_considerations on Oct 8, 2010 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Some positives

and I know, I’m usually all about the negative, but allow me to switch gears for a moment

  • Phil Kessel is really fast. Like ridiculously fast.
  • The only time I noticed BOZAK!!!1 was when something nifty was going on in Montreal’s zone (but I may be biased…)
  • Kaberle looked fantastic. Not the Kaberle of old fantastic, but like Kabby 2.0. I think eyebleaf may be wrong, because Kabby has changed. For the better.
  • Giguere seemed to be more conservative in his movements, which I know is a result of playing the butterfly and reducing angles, but given the amount of analysis that’s been put in to his endurance, I liked what I saw.
  • I have no doubt that Luke Schenn is about 220 lbs. He looked massive, and on more than one occasion actually shoved Habs off him with one arm.
  • Clarke MacArthur’s goal was beautiful. I’m trying not to expect that again, but wow.
  • Grabbo and Kulemin were very creative with the puck, but I’m not sure MacArthur is the right winger for them, as somebody needs to shoot more on that line (OK, so not all positive…)
  • Versteeg and Armstrong were the main guys on the PK, and the Leafs PK looked great last night.

This is my BOZAK!!!1

by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2010 10:30 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Kaberle’s play was excellent last night.

He shot the puck. He rushed the puck. He didn’t do anything supremely idiotic in his own end.

I don’t need him to be a huge shutdown d-man, I just need him to avoid “what the fuck were you thinking” plays in his own end.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

the key is

Kabby’s changed

This is my BOZAK!!!1

by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2010 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m still trying to get used to him shooting the puck.

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Oct 8, 2010 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

it was really weird seeing the PP setup where it looked like he kept trying to get into position for a good shot, and Dion was trying to feed him.

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by Karina on Oct 8, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

After watching the three games yesterday, Kaberle for Norris. Of course, his competition for said trophy between the teams that played yesterday was not very stiff.

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Everything wrong with the Sabres is Drew Stafford's fault.

by Ubiquitous on Oct 8, 2010 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Phaneuf had a strong game as well, I thought.

by general borschevsky on Oct 8, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Got cut with a skate blade, stitched up and came back. Tough.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Assist on the opening goal. 23:45 ice time. Plus 1. Inspiration. Can’t really ask for anything more.

by general borschevsky on Oct 8, 2010 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kaberle looked fantastic

He did. In addition to doing all the good things he normally does offensively, once or twice he took the puck up ice BY HIMSELF, went through Habbies, gained the zone on his own – all effortlessly – and then (with maybe one guy between him and the net) fired a shot. I found myself just wishing he had the desire to beat that last man and take the puck to the net. He can do it. If Kaberle ever does this, he will score – and I’m not exaggerating here – six thousand goals in one season.

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by jrwendelman on Oct 8, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Sounds like a reasonably attainable number.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 8, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t a big fan of this season’s opening but we won and I’ll take that over last season’s start. I’ll give it a pass.

by RJinSoCal on Oct 8, 2010 10:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Flames-Oilers

For those who watched… were the Flames that bad? Were the Oilers that good? Some combination of the two? I wonder how high a sv% Kipper needs to post for the Flames to get to 90 points. .940? .950?

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by The '67 Sound on Oct 8, 2010 10:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Even though the flames have a completely healthy defense, it was a bigger problem then their greatly depleted forward group.
According to people smarter than me, Hall took a period off and Jordan Eberle is amazing.

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by Ubiquitous on Oct 8, 2010 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Khabibulin was unreal in the second when it was 1-0 and the Flames were owning them.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 8, 2010 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

One definite bright spot for the Habs

That was a lovely dive from Dustin Boyd. He is well on his way to being a Bell Centre fan favourite.

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by Varry Galk on Oct 8, 2010 10:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Got touched with a stick and flopped.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

When i saw that I thought “Wait am i watching soccer again?”

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by Ubiquitous on Oct 8, 2010 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know two phrases in french:
Je ne parle pas francais (I don’t speak french)
Ne pas planger (No diving)

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Oct 8, 2010 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

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by Bower Power on Oct 8, 2010 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

that last one is so from lady marmalade ;)

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И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

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by sleza on Oct 8, 2010 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some more thoughts on the game

Was down at the ACC last night, gotta say, I havent seen the place that rockin’ since the Leafs/habs season closer back in 07.

Tons of Habs fans down there, talkin mad trash before and during the game. I thoroughly enjoyed taunting them all the way out of the ACC, into union station and the entire train ride home. Whole bunch of Leaf fans serenading Habs fans with Ole Ole. One girl who looked to be about 25, was getting so upset she was nearly in tears. It sounds mean, but boy oh boy was it ever funny to see them so upset that they lost to us. The 1967 retorts were useless against us.

Giguere, I think, will end up being this teams MVP. He looked very calm and composed in the net, made more than a few huge saves to keep us in the lead. He moved the puck well and communicated with the defence well. Its well documented that he plans on re-establishing himself as a bonifide #1 goalie and I think he is going to do just that.

Schenn looks really, really good. Komisarek is going to be redundant before this season is even over (if hes not already.) Schenn and Kaberle looked excellent and if they can play like this for most of the season, its going to relegate komi to the 3rd pairing making 4.5…. not good.

Team had trouble clearing the zone a few times and establishing pressure on the PP, but hopefully as the season rolls along both of these things improve.

Still think they are in tough to make the playoffs, but as I said at the start of this post, JS Giguere is going be our hope for playoffs.

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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 8, 2010 10:55 AM EDT reply actions  

One girl who looked to be about 25, was getting so upset she was nearly in tears. It sounds mean, but boy oh boy was it ever funny to see them so upset that they lost to us.

Remember, mercy is for the weak.

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Oct 8, 2010 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was pretty smashed but I think I remember some chick getting really fucking pissed at Leafer1984 and I for signing OLE at her all game last year.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s our fucking cheer! You can’t cheer our cheer!

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2010 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Especially using it against them, so delicious.

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Oct 8, 2010 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

there was like 6 of us pretty much yelling it in her face at that point

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then i think her husband or boyfriend came and cheered with us cuz he was a leaf fan

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by leafer1984 on Oct 8, 2010 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

heh, we didnt really let up as she was screaming all sorts of crap about the leafs sucking back, but shes a chick…. so, my natural instinct is to feel bad about it after.

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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 8, 2010 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I kinda miss having a soul sometimes

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

shes a chick…. so, my natural instinct is to feel bad about it after

The sooner you get over this instinct the better.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 8, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

some musings

Giguere made some nice saves, but how the heck does the midget Gionta force his way to the net with 5 seconds left? That should be completely unacceptable.

Giguere gave up some huge rebounds, mostly to easily areas to clear the puck, but the leafs struggled with the clears. This is probably just something that takes some time, but it is something to worry about.

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Everything wrong with the Sabres is Drew Stafford's fault.

by Ubiquitous on Oct 8, 2010 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

more our D’s fault than giggy though. JS was clutch in the dying seconds

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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 8, 2010 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the rebounds were mostly to the dots, which you expect your defense to be able to clear, but they were having problems with it

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Everything wrong with the Sabres is Drew Stafford's fault.

by Ubiquitous on Oct 8, 2010 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

not sure what you mean about Gionta, since the shot he took was while he was down on the ice. The D played the man, when they should have just tried clearing the puck from him.

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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2010 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought the D played opposite the whole night, they looked like they were trying to take the puck all the time but never really played the man

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Oct 8, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was having PTSD flashbacks when we almost got to the puck in the neutral zone twice and then we almost cleared it three times.

Not again. Not this. Not now.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know what the heck was up with all the soft clear attempts last night.

I know they wanted to avoid stupid delay of game penalties and reduce the number of icings but the turnovers off those soft clears were brutal.

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Oct 8, 2010 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s true. My wife had to stop me from shooting up my tv.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 8, 2010 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

True story: With 40 seconds left and the leafs clinging, the wife says “gee, this is usually the time they give up the tying goal”. I told her to shut up. The 2-year old copied me. Somehow I got in trouble.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 8, 2010 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously? Who says that in the last minute of a one-goal game??!!!

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 8, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

About 3 million people were collectively thinking it.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 8, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and it was funny last year against Washington when we were 38 points out of a playoff spot in February.

But last night they needed to keep that lead and make a statement, and I was on the edge of my seat and not in a joking mood!

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 8, 2010 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh neither was I, I was so afraid.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 8, 2010 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I yelled at a coworker

Actually YELLED when she said ’Canada’s going to win’ in the mid-3rd of the gold medal game. And then again when the US tied it.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 8, 2010 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

in the 3rd period, I called Sid scoring in OT. When the US scored, the whole row in the theatre glared at me.

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by Leafer87 on Oct 8, 2010 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE

http://www.nhl.com/ice/recap.htm?id=2010020001&navid=sb:recap

LOOK AT CLARKE MACARTHUR’S PICTURE ON THAT PAGE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 11:04 AM EDT reply actions  

HEY GUYS WHAT'S UP

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think he has that hair anymore, but yes its very scary.

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by Ubiquitous on Oct 8, 2010 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha. we may have the goofiest looking team in the league

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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 8, 2010 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Giguere, MacArthur and Kessel are all lucky they’re millionaires.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

kessel makes me laugh everytime I see him, hes almost always in “aw, shucks” mode

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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 8, 2010 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, when Kessel wears a suit in interviews it looks like he’s not even real. That makes absolutely no sense but it’s the only way I can describe it.

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by maplestirup on Oct 8, 2010 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

What about McKegg!

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by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 8, 2010 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

soon to be millionaire

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Grabbo!

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 8, 2010 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

Did Jonah Hill lose some weight?

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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 8, 2010 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

NEW SIDESHOW BOB

SOMEONE TEACH HIM THE DARCY TUCKER EYES

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by Karina on Oct 8, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

soooooooo Zig’d

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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 8, 2010 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought he was getting worked on for the whole intermission, but i got bored of the “OMG PK SUBBAN” party by the announcers in the second and did dishes until the third started.

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by Ubiquitous on Oct 8, 2010 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

They were saying PK Subban between all of the slurping sounds?

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 8, 2010 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

he was very poised

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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2010 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

i mean, he’s definatly a good defenseman and all, but they should mix it up with pro-Phaneuf comments or something.

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Everything wrong with the Sabres is Drew Stafford's fault.

by Ubiquitous on Oct 8, 2010 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

slurp slurp slurp slurp Subban slurp slurp slurp

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also, is it just me, or does he have more bubble wrap on his shoulders than Derek Roy.

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by Ubiquitous on Oct 8, 2010 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

He skates like he pooped his pants.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lebda skates like he has a fridge up his ass

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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 8, 2010 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Those were the most frightening 35 seconds of my life.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 8, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

/stupid, stupid price…

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by sleza on Oct 8, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Habs d-man cut by skate is STILL missing. Probably (one of) the Habs versions of Splodey Bones.

Truculence...starting 10/1/09

by LeafBoy on Oct 8, 2010 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pre game and other stuff

Everything before the puck drop and after the final horn is irrelevant.

1. Everyone now knows who the fuck Tim Brent is
2. Zigomanis – even though he did not play much, he is >>>>> John Mitchell
3. Kessel YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
4. WE HAVE NHL QUALITY GOALTENDING AGAIN!!!!! – not once did my sphincter clench when the puck was directed on net – Fuck you, Toskala.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 8, 2010 11:08 AM EDT reply actions  

I barely remember having quality NHL goaltending

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by Leafer87 on Oct 8, 2010 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who the fuck scored the Leafs first goal this season?

TIM BRENT is the fuck who did that!!!

Oh, and Kessel…YAAAAAAAYYYY!!!

Truculence...starting 10/1/09

by LeafBoy on Oct 8, 2010 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Game thoughts

From somebody who was there last night. I’m curious how much of this jibes with what was on TV.

Hitting: Non existent. There were no earth shattering hits by either team, and I was expecting a bit more considering the electric atmosphere of a home opener. Not necessarily a complaint, just an observation.

Versteeg: Invisible. Honestly can’t remember him ever touching the puck

Kessel: Floated around for the most part, but has those 2-3 shifts per period when he gets the puck, turns nothing into something and makes you stand up and take notice.

Bozak: Good all around game.

Leafs D: On the whole quite good. Save for the Habs 2nd goal (falls entirely on Komi and somewhat Beauch) they were adequate. The occasional brain fart in our own zone, but they never made us pay for it.

Kaberle: Still not an all around dman, but good lord, the things he’s good at, he’s AMAZING at. So calm and cool and smooth skating with the puck. Prototypical QB. He’s not so good about getting the puck off of someone else, but once he’s got it, good things happen. He got one of the nicest applauses of anyone when lineups were announced, too.

MacArthur: Probably the Leafs best skater and a well-deserved 2nd Star of the game.

PP: Sucks. I had hoped “I cant think of anything to do so I’ll give it to Kessel on the half-boards” would become “give it to Dion and bomb it from the point” but it wasn’t. They need something there. No good powerplay chances on ample opportunity.

PK: Inexcusably sucks. I know it’s hard to complain about the PK on a game that they didn’t give up a goal, but I really have zero confidence in this system. Sticks not moving, collapsing into the slot, and players trying to shot block everything. That is not going to work. Contrasted with the Habs pk (aggressive, sticks in shooting lanes, led to lots of turnovers and shots against the Leafs goal) it was bad. Why can’t we fix this?

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by pevans on Oct 8, 2010 11:11 AM EDT reply actions  

BOZAK!!!1

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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2010 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

cheap shot!

apologies if this sounded negative, as it wasn’t meant to be. We were the better team of a poorly-played game.

Last year just taught me to keep my expectations low. But maybe they’re too low. So how about this?

1-0! WOOOOO! Habs suck! Playoffs!!!1

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by pevans on Oct 8, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

As i mentioned previously, optimism-only policy today, realism returns tomorrow.

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by Ubiquitous on Oct 8, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Much better.

WHOOOO!!!1

by Jo4nny on Oct 8, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hitting

I distinctly remember the first goal being a direct result of a Mike Brown hit in the corner forcing a turnover and I’m also quite sure Beachemin destroyed someone trying to be cheeky along the sideboards

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by Archimedies on Oct 8, 2010 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yep. Beauch PLASTERED Gionta along the boards. Then he was arrested for child abuse. So long, Francois

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by maplestirup on Oct 8, 2010 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Truculence

And Grabbo was giving menacing looks to anyone in the stands wearing a Habs jersey.

by general borschevsky on Oct 8, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Either that or they were sitting near someone with a pineapple in hand.

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by maplestirup on Oct 8, 2010 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

there was a ton of hitting…the two checking lines really were checking lines

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by Peter de Chatham on Oct 8, 2010 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

You were wrong for expecting the hitting. The habs are small – they stay alive in this league because they’re fast and they know how to avoid hits entirely, not how to take them. I was very impressed by our checking line’s ability to stay on their men and still do the hitting that they did do.

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by Bower Power on Oct 8, 2010 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

gotta agree about the PK and PP. Still tons of room for improvement, they look tenative and scared to make mistakes

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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 8, 2010 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

HIts

Beauchemin did rub-out Giaonta once pretty good along the boards.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 8, 2010 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Per LeBrun
Breakdown of Bergeron’s contract: $4.9M in 2011-12, $3.55M in 12-13, $3.55M in 13-14 season; $1M signing bonus paid each year.

He’s getting fleeced. This makes him the 2nd lowest paid member of the Canadian Olympic Team with only Morrow at $4.1M a year making less. (I’m not counting Seabrook or as they’ll get more next summer.)

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2010 11:17 AM EDT reply actions  

I LOVE YOU PATRICE BERGERON-CLEARY <3

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Oct 8, 2010 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

What about that post-game music!??!?

Watched the game on CBC. Was pretty stoked the Leafs held on for the victory, but was disappointed in the music choice while the Leafs were congratulating themeselves. It sounded like some country and western junk! Was anyone there? What was it? And why wasn’t it rockin’ metal to celebrate the win?!?!
I was wondering if the music director just assumed they’d lose, so they had a sad country song ready…

by Elhandon on Oct 8, 2010 11:24 AM EDT reply actions  

Heard that too. No idea what it was.

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2010 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m assuming this was music just prior to the EDM-CGY game? Could be they were trying not to disorient the Albertans.

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by clrkaitken on Oct 8, 2010 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, it was the music playing in the ACC.

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2010 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

There are a lot of hockey players that like country music, I guess.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Oct 8, 2010 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dion likes country.
:(

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by Karina on Oct 8, 2010 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Country done the right way can be solid.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 8, 2010 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy is a personal favourite.

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by Karina on Oct 8, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking more Ryan Adams, Bright Eyes, Fleet Foxes but sure.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 8, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jayhawks, Wilco, DBTs…

I know, I know, CC talk.

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by The '67 Sound on Oct 8, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

the Supersuckers or Jason & the Scorchers.

period.

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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

This guy knows, on both counts.
It’s a pet peeve of mine when people say “I like everything but country” in reference to their musical tastes.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 8, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s good and bad in pretty much every genre.

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by The '67 Sound on Oct 8, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

it would be…

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by leafer1984 on Oct 8, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

they’re easily confused.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 8, 2010 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Heave away – The fables?

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by leafer1984 on Oct 8, 2010 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

That would be it. They played this song at the ACC whenever the Leafs won the game last year too.

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by T is for Truculence on Oct 8, 2010 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds about right. Thanks for the reply.

I know it sounds all “cultural East Coast” but… maybe that’s why the Leafs sucked last year. They didn’t want to hear that song again.

I kid. I kid.

by Elhandon on Oct 8, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

The post-game win music always has been of that theme. I think it used to be kinda Celtic music before this season.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 8, 2010 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now I don’t have NHL fan demographic stats at the ready, but I’d imagine that girls aged 13-17 and their tastes aren’t a good indication of what the average hockey fan is or likes. Remember last year’s opening game which was preceded by the 48th Highlanders Bagpipers? That was awesome. This year? Something called Hey Rosetta! Unacceptable

Well that’s unfortunate. As an 18-40 year old male, which I would guess is the NHL’s target demographic market, I love Hey Rosetta! Awesome, talented band from Newfoundland with a unique sound. They’ll never come close to touching The Tragically Hip, Barenaked Ladies, Rush, Great Big Sea, Our Lady Peace, etc., but in my opinion they were a far better choice than trotting out absolute disgraces like Nickelback or Simple Plan or Hedley.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 8, 2010 11:51 AM EDT reply actions  

Couldn’t we just skip the pre-game rock band promotion?

Most people thought both bands on offer last night sucked and the crowds at Yonge and Dundas watching the bands were exclusively tween girls.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s the same thing before every major sporting event; Superbowl, World Series, Winter Classic, etc…. Hey, there is going to be an awesome game about to be played, you know what we need? A short, terribly produced concert aimed at a different demographic than the one attending the game or watching at home! We’re geniuses!

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2010 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m really surprised that you guys are all so worked up about this.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Oct 8, 2010 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta get angry about something.

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Oct 8, 2010 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

THIS CONCERT IS NOT TAILOR-MADE TO MY EXACT TASTES BUT IT MIGHT BE DRAWING IN YOUNG NEW FANS AND CELEBRATES THE START OF THE SEASON! WHAT ASSHOLES!

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Oct 8, 2010 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, the Leafs won. So we gotta get pissed about something else. Plus, Hedley would bring out rage in anyone.

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by maplestirup on Oct 8, 2010 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Truth, there’s like eleventy-billion of them in the band too. Saw them play for free at Fanshawe once.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 8, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hope these new fans aren’t from the sunbelt…

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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2010 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I also hate birky

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Oct 8, 2010 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, so you do understand.

by Oafijev on Oct 8, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

How’s Prague jackass?

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2010 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

tell you tomorrow if I get online when I get there

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Oct 8, 2010 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re still not there? Slacker.

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

upside: only using 4 days of vacation for a 10-day trip.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Oct 8, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

internet cafes!

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by sleza on Oct 8, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Drawing in those 13 year old teenyboppers.

I’m sure they’re excited about the NHL now.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Luke Schenn is so pretty! Can he sing?

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too.

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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2010 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dislike the choice, but understand why they did it.

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by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 8, 2010 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plus, if the Twilight Saga has demonstrated anything, is that Tween Girls get things done.

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Oct 8, 2010 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

See also: Justin Bieber

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Oct 8, 2010 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carey Price’s Wet Dream

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by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 8, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

But they’re not smoking cigarettes.

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by A Lindros Jaw on Oct 8, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

They aren’t old enough to smoke for themselves so Carey’s going to smoke for them and they can enjoy it second-hand.

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by Leafer87 on Oct 8, 2010 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is downright ridiculous. Throw on something decent or don’t throw on anything at all. Just what I wanna do, sit down, crack a beer, and get ready for some Hedley before the hockey game.

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by maplestirup on Oct 8, 2010 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure what being from Newfoundland has to do with it. I’m from Newfoundland and I still can’t stand Hey Rosetta.

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by maplestirup on Oct 8, 2010 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

holy Nephie contingent. How many of there are you on this site?

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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2010 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

hah

Nephie, Newphie, whatever.

time for caffeine

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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2010 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time for some Newfie Screech is more like it.

Newfoundland is fuckin’ rabid with Leafs fans.

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by maplestirup on Oct 8, 2010 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

i knew that

I know a guy here in CA that grew up in St. John’s, and he’s the only one in his family of 8 that isn’t a Leafs fan…

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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2010 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

There are Canadiens fans kicking around too. But mostly Leafs

One guy came to a party I was at a couple weeks ago and said he was a Penguins fan. What a brutal mistake. First time I’ve ever seen Habs and Leafs fans join forces.

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by maplestirup on Oct 8, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I put it in there because where they’re from has a definite impact on their music. Not quite as strong as the way east coast culture influences Great Big Sea’s music, but the influence is still there. I’m not trying to imply that if you’re from Newfoundland you do or should like Hey Rosetta!.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 8, 2010 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

No I know.. but people usually say “they’re from Newfoundland” as like “awww, let’s give them a chance.”

I mean, we are a bit foolish.. but still

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by maplestirup on Oct 8, 2010 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re aware that’s the entire presmise of CANCON and M.A.P.L right? And that millions of government dollars have been given out based solely on that.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 8, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

in fact

this is exactly what I said

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by Karina on Oct 8, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I already stated above that Hey Rosetta! is solid.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 8, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well at least I’m not alone!

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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 8, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 8, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Question

Are Plekanec and Gionta having a douche off or something? They are both rocking the same disgusting facial hair, they both play for the Habs, Plekanec is in the lead due to his stupid turtleneck, could they be more disgusting?

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 8, 2010 12:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it just me, or are Leafs getting very lucky in terms of other teams' injuries?
longleysunsport‎: Jason Spezza tells Ottawa Sun he’s likely to miss “one or two games” with groin inj. That makes him unlikely vs. #Leafs on Sat.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 8, 2010 12:46 PM EDT reply actions  

it's called

fear

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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Spezza doesn’t want to risk aggravating his groin injury while Healy is doing the commentary from the bench.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 8, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

This season’s flu acronym = LS05.

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by A Lindros Jaw on Oct 8, 2010 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

“The Senators were preparing for the new Toronto Maple Leafs by watching some video footage from preseason and practice. At one point, the Leafs’ new Captain, Dion Phaneuf stared directly into the camera. This, of course, killed the camera man. But the video leaked, and now, anyone who watches the video will be injured until they make a copy of it and forward it to another player on their team.”

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by Bower Power on Oct 8, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

hey we can get lucky too sometimes?

maybe a few of these slightly easier games is what we need play tighter together and work out the kinks. we only had Saturday to get the full roster together, after all.

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by Peter de Chatham on Oct 8, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I approve of not having to deal with Jason Spezza today.

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by Ubiquitous on Oct 8, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's called

DESTINY

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by Vitamin_M on Oct 8, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hope it’s an STI.

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by A Lindros Jaw on Oct 8, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Last year the Leafs’ early opponents were lucky we had Kessel and Monster out (or more importantly, Toskala in). Now it’s our turn.

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by The '67 Sound on Oct 8, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec’d.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 8, 2010 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’re the Toronto Maple Leafs and we’re here to hurt all of your good players.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Sounds about right.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 8, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

zig’d

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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 8, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Last night during the opening, Giguere reminded me of the kid from “The Sweater”.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 8, 2010 1:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Last night during the final minute of the third period Giguere reminded me of a guy who won the Conn Smythe on the losing team.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Last night Giguere reminded me in absolutely no way at all of Toskala

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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2010 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://jsgiguere.ytmnd.com

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

NEVER GETS OLD

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by Karina on Oct 8, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO MORE TOSKALA

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like these two memories the best.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 8, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Always liked Giguere. Don’t think he got a fair shake in Hartford or Calgary but I guess being able to rub people’s face in your success is something we all aspire to.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s even better when he gets to do the rubbing as a Leaf.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 8, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

never could understand why Calgary gave him away.

by Nigel Cadbury on Oct 8, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

That ending was so cathartic, as tense as it was I’m glad it was the complete antithesis of last year. Anyone remember who was on the ice when the Habs tied it last year?

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 8, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

no. fuck them. fuck them all.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 8, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had to go look it up… they were on the PK.

White
Primeau
Toskala
Beauchemin
Wallin

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by chillin411 on Oct 8, 2010 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is the definition of facepalm.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 8, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I shouldn’t hit up gifsoup at work (their front page reminded me why). Anyone mind turning http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTjzBfr_Dm0#t=1m39 into a brief gif?

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by Bower Power on Oct 8, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I LOVE WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am rocking my Leafs shirt all day today. SUCK IT HABS FANS

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by Karina on Oct 8, 2010 1:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m wearing my awesome Leafs hoodie in my office.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve got my Hackey Night shirt on!

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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weakerthans shirt under my hoodie. Wore all my Leafs tshirts in the run up to opening night.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t wait for my hoodie to get here.

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by Karina on Oct 8, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Though it really doesn’t need to be stated, love the Weakerthans.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 8, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leafs hoodie and cap. Yesterday was Phaneuf jersey day.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 8, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

The heck is a shirsey?

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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 8, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shirsey:

It’s a t-shirt with the logo on the front, and the player’s name and number on the back.

shirt + jersey = shirsey.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 8, 2010 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

So Night Moves played over 20 minutes, looks like Wilson won’t be shot today.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 8, 2010 1:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Pogge waived…
ha.

ha.

Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?

by ohshrit on Oct 8, 2010 1:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I’d laugh if we didn’t give up Rask for him.

sigh

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

double up that sigh

/sigh

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Oct 8, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good news:

We still get a 6th round pick for him in 2011.

Bad news:
It could have been as high as a 3rd had he played more games.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 8, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

So essentially we can pick him up for free and still get a 6th rounder for him

.

by PassivelyTruculent on Oct 8, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait what? We’re not going to pick up Pogge. Are you crazy?

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

I think it’s a joke :P

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by Karina on Oct 8, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

So it turns out the guy I sit beside in my GIS class is a habs fan and boy oh boy is he ever bitter with Grabovski. I’m just glad our second line center hates the habs as much as I do!

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by Hi, my name is Pavol, its nice Demitra. on Oct 8, 2010 1:45 PM EDT reply actions  

That sig wins the (hockey) Internets.

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by The '67 Sound on Oct 8, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

There were at least three times last night when the announcers spent more than one sentence talking about his poise.

Once was when he took his penalty too which was great.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s something about young, athletic, drafted canadian boys that gives Hockey announcers hardons….

uhh….

by RepressedOptimism on Oct 8, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

P.K. Subban’s poise pales in comparison to Kaberle’s

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by Karina on Oct 8, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jim Hughson begs to differ.

or, he will once his mouth recovers from last night.

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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lockjaw’s a bitch.

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

anyone else notice gomez weairing #11? not that it matters or anything, just odd he’d change from 91 to 11…

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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 8, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

he what??

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by sleza on Oct 8, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I noticed that too and it threw me off a few times, I wonder why he did it? Maybe Habs management decided it didn’t matter if someone took Koivu’s old number?

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by Chris Stoikoff on Oct 8, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

in that case someone should set them on fire

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by sleza on Oct 8, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Their fans will take care of it eventually

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by Leafer87 on Oct 8, 2010 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

hopefully… unless they realize to retire that number after koivu retires

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by sleza on Oct 8, 2010 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

most humbly

may I recommend a small edit to your sig: “Poise – (noun) the state of being P.K. Subban”

cheers!

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by Vitamin_M on Oct 8, 2010 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Giguere starts tomorrow. Good.

Not sold on the Monster yet.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 1:51 PM EDT reply actions  

if giguere plays like he did yesterday all year long we’ll be in good shape

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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 8, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

not at all.

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Oct 8, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

I’m pretty sure our season hinges on Giggy getting his form back.

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by Karina on Oct 8, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably going to see Wilson play Giguere for 2 games and then Monster for 1 all season long.

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Giguere puts up 930+ on Saturday and Monster’s going to have a lot of free time to find his game in practice.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

With Spezza out, I’d rather see Gustavsson in. I understand not being sold on the Monster yet, but I think that stresses the importance of handing him the soft games.

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by Bower Power on Oct 8, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure Ottawa’s softer than Montreal.

Also I’m not worried about Monster long term but he looked a little lost in preseason. Let’s give him time to get ready and get him hungry for that first start. Remember if you’re this Leafs coaching staff setting off a goaltending battle between two capable guys who want to start is a big win for the team.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s definitely predicated on Monster having settled and improved a little from pre-season. But I’d say Montreal is a tougher game than Ottawa for the Monster, who should be expected to have trouble with faster teams. We play against the Penguins next, so yeah, out of these three teams, he’d get the Ottawa start from me.

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by Bower Power on Oct 8, 2010 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s Giguere’s net to give up when he sees fit.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wha? It’s The Toronto Maple Leafs’ net. And the Leafs are trying to develop a prospect. I appreciate the whole “let’s win games!” thing, but Gustavsson is NOT an auto-loss, and giving him a chance to improve his game should always be a hefty consideration. Next games are OTT, PIT, NYR, NYI, NYR. I’d rather he didn’t play against Gaborik, Frolov, and the Rangers, especially since with Lundqvist in net, there’s a chance those games do become goalie duels. Gus, Giggy, Giggy, Gus, Giggy. Strong development for Gus, great chance for Giggy to shine, no one gets overworked. Win-win (hopefully 5 wins).

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by Bower Power on Oct 8, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Giguere is only 33 and has a Conn Smythe. Gustavsson can be developed just fine with 35 starts. The Rangers are as thin up front as we are and the Islanders only make the cap floor because of Yashin and not putting Streit on LTIR.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Giving Gustavsson 2 out of these first 6 starts puts him on pace for 27 starts throughout the year, and Giguere 55. If we want to give Gustavsson 35 starts, we need to play him even more frequently than I’m suggesting. It’s just about order and spacing, and like you said: October is a pretty soft month for the Leafs.

RE: the rangers, I’m more afraid of Gaborik, Frolov, and Del Zotto than I am of Alfredsson and Ol’ Man Gonchar. Especially when you through the two clubs’ goaltending into the overview.

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by Bower Power on Oct 8, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Burke is on record as saying he wants around a 50-30 or so split between Giguere and Gustavsson.

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it’s a good split to be aiming for. It also means that Gustavsson needs 3 out of every 8 games. I would submit that those 3 out of 8 games should be spaced pretty evenly, and that they should be against softer competition.

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by Bower Power on Oct 8, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gustavsson will get the majority of the starts after we trade Giguere at the deadline for the equivalent of Dave Andreychuk and Darren Puppa.

by general borschevsky on Oct 8, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

sooo

Jeff Carter and that rookie goalie the Flyers started last night?

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by Karina on Oct 8, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think in that scenario Bobrovsky is Hasek and we get back Boucher.

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by clrkaitken on Oct 8, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO! My pool team requires more starts by Giggs.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 8, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gustavsson admitted during the preseason that he hadn’t put on the pads the entire summer. I think he was overworked last year, and I have no problem if he doesn’t see a game for the first two weeks.

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by birky on Oct 8, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup, especially if Gigure plays this way. Wilson has said Gigure is the starter, not 1A or anything like that, Monster only starts when necessary.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 8, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I trust Monster in small doses

And he’ll be a decent guy to play in some of our weaker games on the schedule (e.g. Islanders, Florida, at least one of those 3 games against the Rangers (side tangent: who the fuck made us play the Rangers 3 times this month?)).

But, as far as the big games go, I’m trusting Giguere big time right now.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 8, 2010 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tim Brent

I put up a quick post over at Bitterleaf listing who scored the opening goal of the season for the Leafs since 1995.

Tim Brent is in with some great company, and some, not so great company (Mike Craig?!?).

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by mf37 on Oct 8, 2010 1:54 PM EDT reply actions  

So he’ll either become a star or an overpaid defenseman?

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

or a Euro, as 12 of the 15 on the list are.

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by mf37 on Oct 8, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jonas Hoglund is crying tears of joy right now that someone referred to him as a star.

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Per Greg Brady’s Twitter, BOZAK!!!1 will be on his show today. Not sure when that’s on though…

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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2010 1:59 PM EDT reply actions  

2pm

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

he’s also taking questions.

I should ask him how many exclamation points there are in BOZAK!!!1’s name. Just to be sure we’re spelling it right…

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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are a hero.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

so the 1st line didn’t do so well, and Komi was as bad as he looked.

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by Karina on Oct 8, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

PS

amazing work, how long did that take you?

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by Karina on Oct 8, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks. Not too long thankfully, I tallied the chances during live play and took a little time to get it posted online around noon today.

by Slava Duris #24 on Oct 8, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please please please please please keep doing this.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t include quality of competition. Komisarek looked bad, he only played 12 minutes, but you can’t tease that out of scoring chance data on its own.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahhhh I see. That differential looks terrible in isloation.

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by Karina on Oct 8, 2010 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s say he didn’t have a bad game. If he was out there against Crosby or Ovechkin or anyone “good” having a -5 differential isn’t good or bad.

What if say Gunnarsson playing those minutes would have had a -10 differential?

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Komi did lead the team in blocked shots. I didn’t think he was all that bad, but I’m in the minority on that opinion apparently.

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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

He played 12 minutes last night and was on for both Montreal goals.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn’t say he was good, just not thinking he’s that weak link on the blue line or some unhinged goon running around and needing to be reigned in.

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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Per Mirtle

Wilson says Mike Komisarek’s “a work in progress.” Why his ice time was way down and other Leafs items today: http://bit.ly/aBqWnF

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahh

Yes it makes sense to keep his minutes low given his shoulder surgery.

Also, someone send Wilson Chemmy’s Gettin’ Jiggy With It page:

Wilson also continues to offer slight digs to former netminder Vesa Toskala. Here he was today on Giguere’s terrific first game: “It’s nice to feel comfortable and not lose sleep over who’s starting or who’s going to play or can we get through the first five minutes without a soft goal,” Wilson said. “I think those are things we’re not worrying about now. We worry about other things.”

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by Karina on Oct 8, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love this stuff, thanks.

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by The '67 Sound on Oct 8, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

67sound:

We’re in business:

http://timeonice.com/H2H1011.html

http://timeonice.com/SC1011.html

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 2:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Shift charts for last night:

http://timeonice.com/SC1011.html?GameNumber=20001&submit=Go

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is amazing

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by clrkaitken on Oct 8, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I monkeyed around with that by grouping the forward lines.

Brent’s line played essentially every shift of the game against either Gionta’s line or Plekanec’s line.

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by clrkaitken on Oct 8, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wilson shortened the bench like crazy in the 3rd.

Zigomanis’ line didn’t see the ice again after Montreal made it 3-2.
Komisarek had one shift in the last 13 minutes of the 3rd.

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by clrkaitken on Oct 8, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

IIRC, Colton Orr had less than 4 minutes.

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by jrwendelman on Oct 8, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

there was no one of substance for him to break on the Habs roster, he’ll see more time against teams that have a comparable

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t disagree with RW’s choice. Keeping a short leash on those who might take dumb penalties was an important part of the game plan, I’d say. I bet it probably contributed a little bit to minimizing Komi’s minutes too.

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by jrwendelman on Oct 8, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d like it if he pummeled Subban or Lapierre.

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lapierre played last night?

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by Karina on Oct 8, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

i had my fingers crossed all game that Brown would end Lapierre in a violent fashion

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Subban thought about it for a second. That would have been the greatest fight ever.

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by clrkaitken on Oct 8, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, he thought about cleaning the stains out of his hockey pants after he dove away from the Orr hit like he was on fire

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish I had a screenshot of the moment when Subban was mouthing off to Schenn and Phaneuf came over to set him straight.

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by Bower Power on Oct 8, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Depending upon whether my wife has been anywhere near the PVR today, I might be able to set you up with that.

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by jrwendelman on Oct 8, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could do it off of Gamecenter, send me an email.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cool, I’ll hit you with it when I get home from work.

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by Bower Power on Oct 8, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe that was MacArthur and Subban, they pushed a bit at the face-off circle then were talking and then Phaneuf came in

by ShahofToronto on Oct 8, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome Chemmy. Bookmarked, so now I should be able to just plug in the game #.

I love that you can move them around to basically create lines.

Interesting to me at least—our $4.5MM “shut-down” D-man not only played 12 mins, he also played the majority of his minutes vs. the Habs’ laughable 3rd and 4th lines—and got desperately outchanced.

Sometimes big blocked shot figures are a bad thing—show you can’t get out of the freaking zone.

Before everyone jumps on me—I know it’s just one game. I’ll give him a month or two to pull it together.

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by The '67 Sound on Oct 8, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah he’ll need a month or two, given his off season surgery.

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by Karina on Oct 8, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I tweeted Mirtle about this last night. Does anyone know exactly what surgery Komi had? I asked James, and asked him if he had any info on how long other NHLers have taken to return to form following that surgery (ie not just to get well and start playing again, but to return to pre-surgery performance level).

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by jrwendelman on Oct 8, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was the same as Kessel had last year.

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by Karina on Oct 8, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s what I thought too, and what got me thinking about it. We heard a lot about how Kessel wasn’t able to train properly last summer, how his stamina was affected etc., and how he may very well improve significantly from that point of view this year. Just curious if we need to be moderating our expectations of Komi because of the surgery.

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by jrwendelman on Oct 8, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here’s a ton of info from the Sun. They say 4-6 months.

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by Karina on Oct 8, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

4-6 months until you can start playing hockey again, or 4-6 months after you’ve been cleared to play hockey?

I just gleamed the article, but didn’t see anything conclusive in that respect.

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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks, Karina! That clears up part of my question – they DID both have torn labrum surgery.

But my reading of that article suggests six months recovery time without playing hockey at all (see Kessel’s quote near the end, supports this interpretation).

I’m wondering, though, whether anyone has any info on how long after that the player can be expected to still be working through rehab/recovery issues, even though he may be back on the ice and playing again…

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by jrwendelman on Oct 8, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s definitely case by case. My guess is 1-2 months, considering most players take a month or so off before they begin working out again. Probably an overly simplistic view to take.

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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tough to quantify, for sure given the subective bit about “playing like he did before the surgery.” I have heard before that guys who get their knees done usually have a subpar year the following season.

I think the labrum surgery is more common in baseball, with pitchers. I’mma follow this up with some Googles research if I can.

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by jrwendelman on Oct 8, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let me know if you need a second set of hands for any statistical analysis you might want to do later. This stuff is incredible.

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by clrkaitken on Oct 8, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks, if I have any ideas I’ll probably post them first so we can collaborate on methodology.

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by The '67 Sound on Oct 8, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tossed up a front page post about Komisarek.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF WAS THAT HAVLAT???

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by Karina on Oct 8, 2010 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

i want to kick his ass so bad right now

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by sleza on Oct 8, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

and koivu’s too…

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by sleza on Oct 8, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

He didn’t even hit the net.

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by Karina on Oct 8, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

i can’t believe someone with that much experience can screw chance like that that badly

this game is making me sad :/

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by sleza on Oct 8, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bruce Arthur

Amazing writing.

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by Karina on Oct 8, 2010 2:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I ♥ Kabby
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He’s the only guy on the team who could say this. Literally…

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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kabby loves us

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

he seems very awesome :)

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by sleza on Oct 8, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

My Kaberle love has returned after a summer of misguided daydreaming about receiving an impact forward in return for him.

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by Karina on Oct 8, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

havlat hates wild

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by sleza on Oct 8, 2010 2:49 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a mean slash.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 8, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

that too.

stupid canes ruining everything

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by sleza on Oct 8, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tell me about it

I traded Ward for Koivu in my fantasy pool.

/facepalm

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by antrofan on Oct 8, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch. I need a goalie like woah in mine.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 8, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I missed my frickin draft with computer troubles, still managed to come out of it with Luongo. I have no idea how

Autodraft WOOT!!!!!

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by antrofan on Oct 8, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I waited to long to draft mine, I have Quick, just have to hope he plays a ton of games.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 8, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brian Elliot is a pretty low owned guy, might be available on waivers, course that means you have to hope the Sens do well.

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by antrofan on Oct 8, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t do that.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 8, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Understandable. Best bet is to either sacrifice a decent forward or two, or get real tight with your deity of choice

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by antrofan on Oct 8, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I should be okay so long as Quick gets the majority of the starts, might have to give up a forward though.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 8, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve been hearing about how good Bernier is for a while. Also a low owned player in most leagues, either way the Kings look good this year.

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by antrofan on Oct 8, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bernier is good, but Quick is the de facto starter right now.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 8, 2010 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I grabbed Bernier in PPPPP2… sorry PFACNF, I’m hoping Quick goes down in flames.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 8, 2010 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re a dick.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 8, 2010 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait, are you in PPPPP2?

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by sleza on Oct 8, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep!

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by antrofan on Oct 8, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

ppppp2 high five!

/i hope mikko will suck ;)

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by sleza on Oct 8, 2010 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

High five!

May the players of your team be stricken with boils :)

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by antrofan on Oct 8, 2010 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh they will… my best d-man is already in IR

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by sleza on Oct 8, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same

damn Streit

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by antrofan on Oct 8, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

omg, you have bogo! he’s awesome

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by sleza on Oct 8, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Again, hoping for a breakout year.

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by antrofan on Oct 8, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

:)
and hedberg! he’s awesome too

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by sleza on Oct 8, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

which koivu?

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by sleza on Oct 8, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mikko, no way in hell would I trade Ward for Saku.

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by antrofan on Oct 8, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey, i have saku on my team…

but clearly mikko is way more awesome than ward. and he doesn’t play for canes

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by sleza on Oct 8, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Ward has another healthy season my pool will suffer.

Course if Mikko has the breakout year I am hoping for the face palm shall be reversed.

80+ points or bust!

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by antrofan on Oct 8, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha… no pressure

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by sleza on Oct 8, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks by the way

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Oct 8, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have the buyers remorse.

Should have asked for Kopitar. And if you would have given him to me I don’t want to hear it

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by antrofan on Oct 8, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

He probably wouldn’t have.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 8, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Oct 8, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Poor Johnny Bower got left at centre ice with no idea what was going on. Great strategy by the pre-game staff. Send an 80-year man to the middle of the rink to bang a stick on the ground and no clear idea what the hell was to happen next. They had to send someone out there to bring him back to complete the embarassment of your team’s last living legend.

by scott tubbesing on Oct 8, 2010 3:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I agree that the ceremony was goofy but I don’t think Johnny Bower was embarassed by anyone out there. He’s old, shit happens.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whatever your views on last night’s ceremony, it was nowhere near as big a disaster as the time one of the honorees in the pregame ceremony had a heart attack on the bench and died shortly after the game started. That was a bit of a downer, to say the least.

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by jrwendelman on Oct 8, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

You had to compare it to somebody dying to prove a point? Obviously it wasn’t in the same ballpark as that but my stomach turned when I saw that somebody had to go out and grab him.

by scott tubbesing on Oct 8, 2010 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

My guess is he did a-ok in the rehearsals or else they would have had someone out there with him.

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by mf37 on Oct 8, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mr. Bower can do no wrong.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 8, 2010 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sundin counts as a living legend, doesn’t he?

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by Leafer87 on Oct 8, 2010 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

CBA / Cap related question (NJD)

So the devils where over their cap by some 2+ Million and they resorted to putting 2 players on LTIR to make the cap. My question is as follows:

Since the cap relief will expire when either player comes off the LTIR, what happens then? Do they have a penalty for going over the cap? How does that work? That can’t keep Salvador on LTIR for the season, can they? Does the NHL validate these injuries or injury status of players on LTIR?

by Elie on Oct 8, 2010 3:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Lots of questions:

1. The cap is calculated daily.

2. That means that whenever someone comes back from the LTIR the Devils would have to have enough space to do so.

3. Though not necessarily validated if a player was healthy he’s not going to sit out for the good of a team he can’t play on. He would file an NHLPA grievance at the situation.

4. Yes you can be on LTIR all year.

So what will happen with the Devils is if a player comes back from the LTIR they’ll have needed to make a trade before then to clear space or a waive.

However I think the Devils could remove Salvador from the LTIR after the regular season as there’s no cap hit in the playoffs.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

To further your point, there is no salary cap in the playoffs.

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks for clearing that up.

there’s no cap hit in the playoffs

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

*wink

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

But when/if Salvador comes off LTIR the devils would eventually go over the cap, unless he comes back on or before the halfway day through the season (if my crazy programmer gibberish math makes any sense)

correct?

I just feel the devils are dirty. Very, very dirty.

by Elie on Oct 8, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

huh?

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Think of contracts not as their yearly caphits, but as their daily caphits. That’s how the NHL looks at it.

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the help + you too Chemmy.

by Elie on Oct 8, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

So cap is calculated every day and a team has until the end of the day to get under the cap. They can bring back Salvador and then demote another player or two to get back under the cap by the close of business and be fine.

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

GUYS GUYS

I’m winning an argument on twitter using advanced stats!
Much thanks to 1967ers, 67Sound, Steve Burtch, Chemmy and SkinnyFish for educating me in the way of advanced stats (although I still hate them :P)

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by Karina on Oct 8, 2010 3:39 PM EDT reply actions  

You’re arguing with DHS. Just make up some acronyms he won’t know the difference.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tell him that Komisarek’s xGAON+ is lower than anyone on the Sens.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

way to ruin my buzz

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by Karina on Oct 8, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’ve got to kill a bunch of Koopa Troopas before you go fight Bowser.

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by clrkaitken on Oct 8, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

How Zen.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 8, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would have included Goombas in that analogy but I didn’t want to offend Leafer

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by clrkaitken on Oct 8, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plus you don’t need to fight them. If there’s a referee nearby they just fall down.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck you

Fairweather fans can go to hell
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by leafer1984 on Oct 8, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks man

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by leafer1984 on Oct 8, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kessel has had the best GTB ratio the last two years!

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 8, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 8, 2010 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I, as a teenage girl and simultaneous Leaf fan, am deeply ashamed of the nuisance some of my fellow species have caused everyone. Apologies to the normal people.

"It reminded me a lot of when I was in Pittsburgh and we were growing together as a group. The Leafs are going through the same thing" - Colby Armstrong

by Leafer87 on Oct 8, 2010 4:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope you didn’t hurt your throat too badly screaming for Hedley and Down With Webster last night

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
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by Chris Stoikoff on Oct 8, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

You have insulted me >:(

"It reminded me a lot of when I was in Pittsburgh and we were growing together as a group. The Leafs are going through the same thing" - Colby Armstrong

by Leafer87 on Oct 8, 2010 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least Bieber wasn’t there

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Oct 8, 2010 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would’ve been a hundred million gazillion times worse

"It reminded me a lot of when I was in Pittsburgh and we were growing together as a group. The Leafs are going through the same thing" - Colby Armstrong

by Leafer87 on Oct 8, 2010 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know, I imagine you wouldn’t be able to speak at all today if he was there last night!

*wink

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Oct 8, 2010 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

>:(
I hate that kid more than I hate Ovie

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by Leafer87 on Oct 8, 2010 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

So you would hate it more if JB’s talking head ended up in your locker than Ovie’s?

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Oct 8, 2010 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

I can at least continuously slap Ovie’s face if it’s in my locker.
I’d just gape at JB’s head.

"It reminded me a lot of when I was in Pittsburgh and we were growing together as a group. The Leafs are going through the same thing" - Colby Armstrong

by Leafer87 on Oct 8, 2010 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

he has one creepy laugh

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

Remember kids it's down the road not across the street

by sleza on Oct 8, 2010 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

This laugh?

"It reminded me a lot of when I was in Pittsburgh and we were growing together as a group. The Leafs are going through the same thing" - Colby Armstrong

by Leafer87 on Oct 8, 2010 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

the one in the locker vid…

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

Remember kids it's down the road not across the street

by sleza on Oct 8, 2010 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but the practice laughs are scary too

"It reminded me a lot of when I was in Pittsburgh and we were growing together as a group. The Leafs are going through the same thing" - Colby Armstrong

by Leafer87 on Oct 8, 2010 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Toronto Sports Media says Bruce Dowbiggin of the G&M has threatened legal action against Damien Cox over comments made on Twitter. The entry is here.

Thank goodness this can’t happen to any of us that don’t post under our real name.

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by mf37 on Oct 8, 2010 5:14 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

that is kinda funny…

This is my BOZAK!!!1

by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2010 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is the funniest news I’ve heard in a while. I am so hoping he actually files suit.

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by The '67 Sound on Oct 8, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Think he could actually prove damages?

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Oct 8, 2010 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only downside of a suit being filed is one of these egotistical bastards will eventually be able to claim some sort of victory.

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by mf37 on Oct 8, 2010 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

oh for christ sake…

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

Remember kids it's down the road not across the street

by sleza on Oct 8, 2010 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hedley and Down With Webster

The one thing you can always count on is the HNIC pre-game montage being awesome…..hopefully.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 8, 2010 5:46 PM EDT reply actions  

*Hedley and Down With Webster ASIDE, that meant to say.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 8, 2010 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was about to castrate you before that correction

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blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Oct 8, 2010 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can’t wait until Saturday! I want to see the Leafs take a big Toronto Sun on the Sens.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 8, 2010 5:49 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Don't give me that image

I think I’m gonna Toskala.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 8, 2010 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clever use of new insult

Zig’d

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blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Oct 8, 2010 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Perfect use of zig'd

Zig’d

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by Archimedies on Oct 9, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

my sister is best sister
totally bought me a Phaneuf 3rd jersey for my birthday
sure it has an A on it instead of a C, but that can be rectified

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2010 6:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Awesomeness!!!
I still like the 3rd jersey the best, even though these newfangled thingies are pretty cool

"It reminded me a lot of when I was in Pittsburgh and we were growing together as a group. The Leafs are going through the same thing" - Colby Armstrong

by Leafer87 on Oct 8, 2010 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

So Jordan Eberle scores a gorgeous first NHL goal, and his teammates go off on him for showboating – even new captain Shawn Horcoff. Taylor Hall bitched about it especially hard saying that Eberle stole his thunder and mocking him for being drafted lower 3 or 4 years ago.

That’s great for locker room chemistry.

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Oct 8, 2010 6:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Wha?!

I thought Hall was cool, but if he’s going against Eberle than he’s got no place in my heart.
So can I start dreaming about Eberle getting traded to the Leafs?

"It reminded me a lot of when I was in Pittsburgh and we were growing together as a group. The Leafs are going through the same thing" - Colby Armstrong

by Leafer87 on Oct 8, 2010 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

He sounded like a 12 year old kid who got the red bike instead of the blue bike he wanted. Can’t you be happy for a teammate scoring his first NHL goal or do you really have to be a little bitch about it?

I don’t understand this at all. Horcoff sounded like an idiot too.

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Oct 8, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

the best part was the cut and paste retraction at the end of “its always good to see someone score their first goal”

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

link?

this sounds retarded

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Oct 8, 2010 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t access watch.tsn.ca for some reason, it won’t load so I can’t get the link

It’s the video on TSN’s NHL page, on the right side called “Who Does He Think He Is?”

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Oct 8, 2010 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOW

Just watched it.

That’s the most embarrassing thing i’ve ever seen.

Tayler and Horcoff sound absolutely brutal. What the fuck is going on over there?

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 8, 2010 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah uh

I’m pretty sure this is a joke

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Oct 8, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh

ya i figured it out after watching it again

haha /facedesk

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 8, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably is now that I’m thinking about it but damn they were believable

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Oct 8, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watch Vandermeer’s face.
He can barely keep from laughing.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Oct 8, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

At the very end

Eberle loses it and smiles

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 8, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah watching it again Vandermeer’s interview threw me off. But I actually believed Whitney and Hall.

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Oct 8, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lame. Pathetic. Stupid.
I didn’t expect this from Whitney either.

"It reminded me a lot of when I was in Pittsburgh and we were growing together as a group. The Leafs are going through the same thing" - Colby Armstrong

by Leafer87 on Oct 8, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh keep reading down. It’s a joke.

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 8, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just saw the end of it.
hahahah?

"It reminded me a lot of when I was in Pittsburgh and we were growing together as a group. The Leafs are going through the same thing" - Colby Armstrong

by Leafer87 on Oct 8, 2010 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

of all the things to to bitchy about, an exceptional first NHL. Everyone in that locker room should have said something nice about it or shut the fuck up. That’s a huge moment in any guy’s career, let him soak in something that awesome.

It’s not like he did the Ovi burning stick thing.

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 8, 2010 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

*exceptional first NHL goal

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 8, 2010 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was probably a little unnecessary showboating, but he got the damn goal. Shut the fuck up and give props where they’re due

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Oct 8, 2010 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know what, after watching it again, I’m pretty damn sure it’s a big joke.

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 8, 2010 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d like to think so but they sound so serious

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Oct 8, 2010 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not convinced, not going to put too much stock into it but if it is a joke then it’s a good one

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Oct 8, 2010 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Definitely a joke.

Very, very well done.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 8, 2010 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I see it now. One of the best I’ve seen on TSN.

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Oct 8, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here it is

http://watch.tsn.ca/#clip358537

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Oct 8, 2010 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ya it’s a joke.

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 8, 2010 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really? How can you tell?

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Oct 8, 2010 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mostly things like this

http://twitter.com/#!/stevofarnham/status/26791212992

http://twitter.com/#!/betterthanadee/status/26790513689

http://twitter.com/#!/JoshshowtimeN/status/26789621538

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 8, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe it is but they did sound pretty convincing haha..

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Oct 8, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was about to take the next flight to Edmonton and attack those guys :P
Now I can go back to being jealous of the Hall-Eberle tandem

"It reminded me a lot of when I was in Pittsburgh and we were growing together as a group. The Leafs are going through the same thing" - Colby Armstrong

by Leafer87 on Oct 8, 2010 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

wrong

BOZAK

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Oct 8, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOZAK!!!1 Kessel, and STEEEEEEEEEEG

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

KESSEL AND BOZAK

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Oct 8, 2010 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shit put the title in the wrong place sorry!

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Oct 8, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

holy jersey foul batman

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Oct 8, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

They aren’t half as nice as the new ones, but it’s still adorable

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Oct 8, 2010 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

no the guy in the stands

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Oct 8, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which guy?

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Oct 8, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not seeing anything wrong

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Oct 8, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude in the half home/half away jersey holding a beer. to the right.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Oct 8, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

If it’s true then holy shit but it might just be somebody in a home jersey standing in front of him, I’m not sure

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Oct 8, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think so, I don’t even know how you can get a half home/half away jersey

"It reminded me a lot of when I was in Pittsburgh and we were growing together as a group. The Leafs are going through the same thing" - Colby Armstrong

by Leafer87 on Oct 8, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only customized as far as I know and it’s about the dumbest thing you can do to a jersey. Even more than cutting the arms off and going to the game The Situation-style

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Oct 8, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah plus the arms aren’t positioned properly in the picture.

"It reminded me a lot of when I was in Pittsburgh and we were growing together as a group. The Leafs are going through the same thing" - Colby Armstrong

by Leafer87 on Oct 8, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

you can clearly see the line in the middle of the jersey where the colours stop
I’ve seen these in person before

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Oct 8, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

In that case, ew

"It reminded me a lot of when I was in Pittsburgh and we were growing together as a group. The Leafs are going through the same thing" - Colby Armstrong

by Leafer87 on Oct 8, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

We have the cooler tandem, but I’m still allowed to be jealous

"It reminded me a lot of when I was in Pittsburgh and we were growing together as a group. The Leafs are going through the same thing" - Colby Armstrong

by Leafer87 on Oct 8, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

also

awesome picture!

"It reminded me a lot of when I was in Pittsburgh and we were growing together as a group. The Leafs are going through the same thing" - Colby Armstrong

by Leafer87 on Oct 8, 2010 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn SBN

it ate my exclamation marks and Kessel!

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Oct 8, 2010 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Opening Musical Act.

Hedley? Really? If CBC is going to start the broadcast with live music, could they at least have the smarts to get someone good. My vote would have been for Thornley. Rock n’ Roll and hockey go together. Not bubble-gum top40 and hockey. Just my opinion of course.

by Rythmnman on Oct 8, 2010 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone know what the new goal horn song is?

by BlindSight on Oct 8, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

What the he’ll happened to Pavelec?!?! That’s scary!

by BCapp on Oct 8, 2010 10:41 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Hedley and Down With Webster suck shit, but the Arkells kicked ass.

by lucc on Oct 9, 2010 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

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