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Editor's note: Perhaps this is as good a place as any to expand on the inherent opulence of the waffle. Surely a food so fine covered in glistening sticky strands of luscious maple syrup excreted from a small nozzle couldn't be enjoyed by those who aren't well off. Surely.

With time economies of scale reduce our luxuries to modern commodity goods. Does Olli Jokinen understand the profound issues that surround his waffle dreams? Do any of us?