On the third day of Leafsmas
Burkie gave to me...
Three Luke Schenns,
Two Special Teams
and
A center for Phil Kessel

From Down Goes Brown:

Originally I was going to go with "Three French Sens". Specifically Jacques Martin, Alexandre Daigle, and Patrick Lalime. Because it's important to remember that, as bad being a Leafs fan can get, being a Sens fan will always be even worse. But now that I think about it, I wonder if it would be better to just go with "Three Luke Schenns". It rhymes just as well, and seeing him erase Hall made my tummy tingle.