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On The Third Day Of Leafsmas..

On the third day of Leafsmas
Burkie gave to me...
Three Luke Schenns,
Two Special Teams
and
A center for Phil Kessel

From Down Goes Brown:

Originally I was going to go with "Three French Sens". Specifically Jacques Martin, Alexandre Daigle, and Patrick Lalime. Because it's important to remember that, as bad being a Leafs fan can get, being a Sens fan will always be even worse. But now that I think about it, I wonder if it would be better to just go with "Three Luke Schenns". It rhymes just as well, and seeing him erase Hall made my tummy tingle.

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Is 3 luke schenns really enough?

Fairweather fans can go to hell
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by leafer1984 on Dec 16, 2010 11:03 AM EST reply actions  

Imagine if two of them body checked each other? It’d be the end of life as we know it…

by seankelly on Dec 16, 2010 11:07 AM EST up reply actions  

I think i got a concussion just imagining that.

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Dec 16, 2010 11:14 AM EST up reply actions  

I think that’s how the third Luke Schenn came into existence. A Luke Schenn Big Bang if you will.

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by SkinnyFish on Dec 16, 2010 11:16 AM EST up reply actions  

I would be surprised if “Luke Schenn Big Bang” doesn’t mean something dirtier on Urban Dictionary.

by Shield on Dec 16, 2010 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s what Dion does to Elisha after the Leafs win.

by Shield on Dec 16, 2010 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

I thought that was just a standard hip check.

by Learn2Leaf on Dec 16, 2010 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s how the big bang happened.

This too shall pass

by Jay! on Dec 16, 2010 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, add it to the three we already have and you’ve got two top pairings. Phaneuf and Beauchimen could play 10 minutes each on the third pairing. Voila!

Now all you have to do is trade Kaberle for about four top-six forwards, and you have a potential playoff team.

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by Down Goes Brown on Dec 16, 2010 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Schenn’d

Dion Phaneuf: turning the tunes up since '10

by thenumber14 on Dec 16, 2010 11:08 AM EST reply actions  

Like I told PPP last night...

…someone really needs to re-do that Schenn GIF so that he hi-fives and waffles fly out like sparks.

Horns. Sox. Bruins. Bourbon.

by Texas Gal on Dec 16, 2010 11:21 AM EST reply actions  

YES

SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE THIS.

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by PPP on Dec 16, 2010 11:26 AM EST up reply actions  

while you're at it

remove the skid mark of Jamal Mayers from that too. Superimpose something

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by pevans on Dec 16, 2010 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

waffleman

There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"

by Matt_Roberts on Dec 16, 2010 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I could watch Schenn stopping Hall dead in his tracks all day. Actually… (cancels plans for the rest of the day.)

by Learn2Leaf on Dec 16, 2010 12:22 PM EST reply actions  

The best part is that Schenn then beats two Oilers to the puck and clears it.

The Leafs are my Rushmore
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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Dec 16, 2010 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Even better

that it came right after Hall getting destroyed.

by Marc Pilgrim on Dec 16, 2010 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Good PK’ing right there

BS

by MapleLeafMole on Dec 16, 2010 1:06 PM EST up reply actions  

That .gif

is amazing. I want to high-5 someone right now.

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PLAYOFFS!!!1

by eyebleaf on Dec 16, 2010 12:27 PM EST reply actions  

God gave us two hands for a reason… high five yourself!

by Shield on Dec 16, 2010 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s not as fun as high-fiving another human being.

by Marc Pilgrim on Dec 16, 2010 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

My 1-year-old disagrees.

President of the Emotional Hedging club.

by Oafijev on Dec 16, 2010 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, you just don’t get the same sensation when it’s your own hand.

by Shield on Dec 16, 2010 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Sit on your hand before you do it. Then it feels like someone elses hand!

"Callgirl! She was a callgirl!"
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by AM18 on Dec 16, 2010 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

We call that “The Stranger”

by samspade on Dec 16, 2010 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

BCWW

This space for rent...

by fair_n_hite_451 on Dec 16, 2010 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Three Luke Schenns…my heart swells with wonder.

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 16, 2010 2:39 PM EST reply actions  

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