Festivus 2010 Vulgar Edition.

Dear MLSE,

Merry X-mas, Happy New Year and go fuck yourselves you slimy disconnected bastards.Charging the waffle thrower was your lowest point ever. Because of your selfish greedy rat bastard outlook towards your "patrons" I'm never spending a dime with you. I'm streaming all your games and never setting foot in the ACC again.

Dear Leafs, you suck, you stink, you are fucking terrible.

Dion Phaneuf - Learn to smile and hit the net you overgrown caveman simpleton.

JFM - Ugly man baby,  you suck. Can't expect much from the offspring resulting from a threesome with Kyle Wellwood a glazed donut and Rosie O'Donnell

Ron Wilson - sour ass misanthropic rat. I look forward to seeing Gustavsson playing wing while being centered by Tim hunter you line juggling gigolo. 

Mike Komisarek - Learn to concentrate and relax you nervous wreck of a man. You're too god damn blonde.

Phil Kessel - Learn to use your teammates, no matter how pathetic they might be,  you socially inept dweeb.

Brett Lebda-  Just fuck off already. You are fucking terrible.

Clarke MacArthur- fuck you for the comments to the waffle thrower. The waffle thrower pays your salary you piece of shit. Your team sucks. You should all be lucky you're not pelted with bricks.

Keith Acton - learn to draw up a play. You are in charge of the worst special teams in the universe. After so many seasons here you still can't see that? Must be Tim Hunter's nose in your way. Still no excuse. Go work at Wal-Mart. Rat.

Brian Burke - fuck you and your accelerated rebuild. You give me no hope that you know what the hell you're doing. You type A personality dick. I've had enough of your mixed signals. And [super expletive deleted] for overvaluing last years wreck of a team. 

JFJ - I hope hell has a special place reserved for you. Where you will have to comb Kerry Fraser's hair each morning while the devil fondles you both.

To all suits in the platinum seats. Die. Go conduct business at Le Chez Merde. No one wants you here you Armani suit wearing pussies. You make the atmosphere in the ACC unbearable.

To the rest of you I have no problems.

To all PPPeeps have a happy holiday, a happy new year and I wish you much success and good health. is a fan community that allows members to post their own thoughts and opinions on the Toronto Maple Leafs and hockey in general. These views and thoughts may not be shared by the editor of

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