Festivus 2010 Vulgar Edition.

by Chuck Diesel on Dec 23, 2010 12:43 PM EST

Dear MLSE,

Merry X-mas, Happy New Year and go fuck yourselves you slimy disconnected bastards.Charging the waffle thrower was your lowest point ever. Because of your selfish greedy rat bastard outlook towards your "patrons" I'm never spending a dime with you. I'm streaming all your games and never setting foot in the ACC again.

Dear Leafs, you suck, you stink, you are fucking terrible.

Dion Phaneuf - Learn to smile and hit the net you overgrown caveman simpleton.

JFM - Ugly man baby, you suck. Can't expect much from the offspring resulting from a threesome with Kyle Wellwood a glazed donut and Rosie O'Donnell

Ron Wilson - sour ass misanthropic rat. I look forward to seeing Gustavsson playing wing while being centered by Tim hunter you line juggling gigolo.

Mike Komisarek - Learn to concentrate and relax you nervous wreck of a man. You're too god damn blonde.

Phil Kessel - Learn to use your teammates, no matter how pathetic they might be, you socially inept dweeb.

Brett Lebda- Just fuck off already. You are fucking terrible.

Clarke MacArthur- fuck you for the comments to the waffle thrower. The waffle thrower pays your salary you piece of shit. Your team sucks. You should all be lucky you're not pelted with bricks.

Keith Acton - learn to draw up a play. You are in charge of the worst special teams in the universe. After so many seasons here you still can't see that? Must be Tim Hunter's nose in your way. Still no excuse. Go work at Wal-Mart. Rat.

Brian Burke - fuck you and your accelerated rebuild. You give me no hope that you know what the hell you're doing. You type A personality dick. I've had enough of your mixed signals. And [super expletive deleted] for overvaluing last years wreck of a team.

JFJ - I hope hell has a special place reserved for you. Where you will have to comb Kerry Fraser's hair each morning while the devil fondles you both.

To all suits in the platinum seats. Die. Go conduct business at Le Chez Merde. No one wants you here you Armani suit wearing pussies. You make the atmosphere in the ACC unbearable.

To the rest of you I have no problems.

To all PPPeeps have a happy holiday, a happy new year and I wish you much success and good health.

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by PPP on Dec 23, 2010 12:51 PM EST reply actions

thanks! This festivus thing is very therapeutic.

October 25, 1966. Thank you Lord Kelvin

by Chuck Diesel on Dec 23, 2010 12:55 PM EST up reply actions

/standing ovation

by MapleLeafMole on Dec 23, 2010 12:56 PM EST reply actions

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I look forward to seeing Gustavsson playing wing while being centered by Tim hunter you line juggling gigolo.

you socially inept dweeb

Clarke MacArthur- fuck you for the comments to the waffle thrower. The waffle thrower pays your salary you piece of shit. Your team sucks. You should all be lucky you’re not pelted with bricks.

Where you will have to comb Kerry Fraser’s hair each morning while the devil fondles you both.

Oh.My.God.

by MapleLeafMole on Dec 23, 2010 12:58 PM EST reply actions

Slow fucking clap.

Sports And The City

A Toronto sports blog, where we miss the goddamn playoffs.

PLAYOFFS!!!1

by eyebleaf on Dec 23, 2010 1:00 PM EST reply actions

Fucking Fantastic!

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
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by blindfolded tank driver on Dec 23, 2010 1:05 PM EST via mobile reply actions

Ron Wilson – sour ass misanthropic rat. I look forward to seeing Gustavsson playing wing while being centered by Tim hunter you line juggling gigolo.

Absolutely wonderful

Smoke Weed Every Day.

by Archimedies on Dec 23, 2010 1:34 PM EST reply actions

Misanthropic made it for me.

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by PPP on Dec 23, 2010 3:01 PM EST up reply actions

simply amazing!!

by Natascia on Dec 23, 2010 3:05 PM EST reply actions

so much anger, I am in awe

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 23, 2010 4:23 PM EST reply actions

And [super expletive deleted] for overvaluing last years wreck of a team.

Just how bad is(super expletive deleted) that it can’t be printed after that?! I do feel you’ll sleep well tonight. Hell, I’ll sleep better after that!

by Robert James on Dec 23, 2010 4:59 PM EST reply actions

So angry and yet so articulate.

by Gary Roberts: Baby Eater on Dec 23, 2010 7:17 PM EST reply actions

From the West Coast, a standing ovation. Absolutely great. I laughed , I cried, I left the ~~theatre~~ experience a better man.

Too many favorites to mention. I also wonder WTF “super expletive deleted” is…

JFM, John Fucking Mitchell? Some great hockey observations too. Bang on about so many, but Komi esp. Just relax dude…

Oh, and how long has Keith Acton been the special teams guy? I would think the 29(?)th guy would not get to do dat no mo’

Happy Festivus to all…

Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Goaltender Defender, and Occasional Regaler/Idioms Div. Aaron Volpatti says "call me Peppermint and I will hurt you!"

by vancitydan on Dec 24, 2010 5:41 AM EST reply actions