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Grabovski Rap

(in the style of RUN-DMC)  (Add your own verse! I couldn't work anything in for pineapple)

Lemme tell you `bout my main man, Mickey Grabs
Tearin' up the ice, shaming Isles, Caps and Habs
All the haters talkin' $h!^ right before the season
Better now pay respect and I'll give you some reasons:

Since he cut the mullet, he's been Wilson's guy
Puttin' pucks in the net when he's on the fly
Laser-guided passes, goals for points he'll barter
And he makes a stud of Mister Clarke Macarthur
(ECHO)...carthur...carthur...carthur
*pulsing record scratches*

Nowwwwwwwwwww!

When you see a blue streak marked eighty-four
All you sucka-ass defenders best hit the floor
Don't even try to poke check or block a shot
Cause he'll be comin' at your face with Belarus Fist Talk!

Better pay much respect to the hockey master
Even though he acts weird and is a goofy bastard
If you still disagree, run and tell your mama
And he'll undress her like Neuvirth with that spinarama

 

 

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