Leafs @ Blues: Three the Hard Way
by Wrap Around Curl on Feb 12, 2010 9:47 PM EST
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SBN's widgets are broken. Let's not talk about the scoreboard...
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HERE WE GO NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO LEAFS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny
Well
This is the Leafs team I’m familiar with. I was getting worried…
The Maple Leaf Outsider - How I Make Unemployment Bearable.
by Pamplemousse on Feb 12, 2010 9:48 PM EST reply actions
but but.........that will take Dion AND Leafs Man!
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it's never to late, to BELEAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny
Let's not panic
that’s what destiny likes to do with five seconds left.
by Marc Pilgrim on Feb 12, 2010 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
I'm sorry
I’m going to have to respectfully disagree with ya there.
by Marc Pilgrim on Feb 12, 2010 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
showing the dougie wrap around
/sigh
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 9:49 PM EST reply actions
i thoughtz
da leafz werez goodz nowz.
Loving the Leafs is like being in love with a drug-addled, gambling addicted prostitute with a heart of gold and a bunch of humanitarian awards from her youth. It’s hard. It hurts. But dammit! I just love them!
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 12, 2010 9:49 PM EST reply actions
For your info . . .
3-goal leads have not been good to the Blues this season.
We’ve blown . . . somewhere around 30,000 of them this season.
Enjoy.
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its the Leafs
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
But I thought you guys got rid of Jammer?
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Leafs PP - from the previous thread
Kessel is actually 2nd on the Leafs for PP points: – Kaberle has 24 points to Kessel’s 13. Stajan also had more points than Kessel prior to the trade with Calgary.
Kessel has one more PP point than Stempniak and only three more than Beauchemin. It’s not like he’s running away with some type of points total here.
Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...
Yes, but you don’t take your best player off unless he’s completely blowing it. The two SH goals were on Mitchell/Kaberle and then the second powerplay unit.
He’s also not the only one who skates over the blueline and gives it up all the time. Something different needs to be done though, because it’s insane that we spent more time in our zone during a PP than the other teams.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
Clawson, he’s not our best PP player. If you look at GF60 on the PP he’s fourth on the Leafs. He’s never been a good PP guy. He’s been especially soft and turn-over prone tonight.
Leafs have to mix things up and I think they’re best bet is to rest Kessel on the PP (where he’s not working) and give him extra shifts at evens where he’s statistically much more productive.
(And after all this, I bet he gets a mittfull of points on the PP in the 3rd)
Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...
Yeah but 4th still puts him on our first unit. I think a lot of the early struggles were from the other guys looking for him too much. This is why I was hoping having Phaneuf would give us so more options but tonight it looks like another “better pass to Phil” night.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
It’s not even the pass to Phil night so much as it’s Phil trying to deke out the whole team and turning it over.
And being 4th on the team in PP scoring isn’t exactly praiseworthy. The team traded away 125+ points in scoring to Calgary and Anaheim. Kessel’s PP scoring rates are really below average.
Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...
The whole PP has been shit this year to be fair.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
And Kessel has been bad at the PP in Toronto and in Boston. But by all means, don’t change things up.
Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...
and here we go again
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 9:58 PM EST reply actions
Shoe storm on the PP? huh
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 9:59 PM EST reply actions
Kebus......
when is Grabo back?
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Period Recaps
!Pre game-
Ref1- Another boring hockey game.
Ref2- Yeah im getting tired of these.
Ref2- Think Baseball is hiring?
Ref1- Dunno, hey wanna have some fun?
Ref2- If it doesn’t involve real zebras.
Ref1- How about every time one of the players say the word pass we call a penalty?
Ref2- Oh man that would be hilarious, I wonder how long till they figure us out and just keep saying shoot?
Ref1- Dunno, I played this with Bettman once during a NJ game, we used the word trap.
Ref2- Good times good times.
Period 1
Goal1-
Payne- Andy Mac we need to talk, do you know what this is about?
Happymeal- About the flare on the last play?
Payne- Or your lack of flare. I told you we aren’t doing well right now, and under my new system we need to show more flare.
Happymeal- Listen Payne, we did a 3 man pass chain. The minimum is 3 flare moves.
Payne- What do you think about someone who only does the bare minimum?
Happymeal- Listen Payne, I can’t deke 3 guys and dive over the goalie like Perron over there.
Happymeal- If you want the minimum to be 3 deeks and a dive JUST MAKE THE MINIMUM 3 deeks and a dive.
Period 1 intermission
Here we are again with ask the players. Todays question is where do you picture yourself in 5 years.
Walt- WONKALAND!
Jay -
Winchester- The AHL
Berglund- Wu tang.
Period 2-
GOal 2-
Janssen-Nice goal osh, so whats your answer?
Winchester- Answer to what?
Oshie- We were debating if we were marty in back to the future if we would bang our mom.
Winchester- EWWWWW thats your mom dude.
Oshie- Its 1950 though and she was pretty hot but yeah she was his mom, I dunno.
Janssen- Dude it was 17 year old Lea Thompson man, I would DRINK HER BATHWATER.
Oshie- Heh Perron said something about teaching her the french alphabet.
Winchester- EEWWWWWW im getting out of here, im gonna say “pass” or something. You guys are gross.
winny leaves
Janssen- SO would ya?
Oshie- Now are we talking about when she found me or parking?
Goal 3-
Steen(looking at Jay)- So I was about to give her the old Houdini right when I hear a car door slam and..
Steen(notices the camera on) – Oh hey didnt see you there. This is my hetero Life Partner Jay
Jay nod
Steen- We want to talk about something very important today, the effects of snorting pixie sticks. Now you think think its a cool way to get a buzz, all your friends might be doing it. The hot chick in trig will hum for you in the bathroom for a fist full of green ones.
Steen- But pixie stick addiction is very dangerous. It can lead to mental problems, nasal irritation, and tooth decay.
Jay glares at camera
Steen- Here are some shocking pictures that are intended to scare you kids straight.
Walt- Hey! thuck yuh guhs!
Steen and Jay run off giggling
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
by Icion on Feb 12, 2010 10:00 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
or are we not doing the combined GDT now?
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
We're not supposed to be.
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This is hilarious.
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I have no idea what all this means. It’s interesting though.
leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.
Not my best work
But I do what I can. The nicknames are there, I would have tried to add more PPP jokes but I spent most of the first round finishing my photoshop monument. I was typing furiously and barely got it in before the period so I missed a lot of regular material like “Planned Parenthood close call of the period” and a few others.
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
So this is a regular thing you do at SLGT? I’d probably appreciate it more if I knew all your team’s nicknames and in-jokes.
leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.
We probably oughta put up a list . . .
but for short:
- Tkachuk: Walt (as it’s always been)
- McClement: Silent Jay
- Oshie: Teej or Furnace Face
- Backes: Chuck Norris or any variation of it
- Mason: Masonry
- Conklin: ConkBlock
- Johnson: Eeej (no mentions of golf carts)
- Brewer: Captain Roboto
- Steen: FrankenSteen
- Janssen: CamTits or CamSmash
- Berglund: TechnoViking, Bergie or IceBerg
I’m missing some.
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I call him Coca-Cola Classic.
But there’s so many names for him.
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That would work.
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LOL
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When Coliacovo and Jackmen
Are together on the ice its called the “jack and coke” line.
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
let me see how many of ours I can remember:
Stempniak – (Blue and White) Ninja
Sjostrom – Shoestorm
Phaneuf – The Bear Leaf
Kessel – PHIIIIIL KESSSSELLLLLL (he likes to play hackey)
Kulemin – Kool-aid
Grabovski – Mickey Grabs
Beauchemin – Happy Trails
Exelby – XLB
I’m probably missing a few too.
leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.
John fucking Mitchell (though the fucking means something else now)
Sjostrom is Shoe-strings
OLAS
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
That's a pretty good list.
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also John Mitchell and his creative uses of the fbomb
http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2009/3/14/797097/ppp-dictionary-john-f-mitc
I'll roll up on you smooth and punch you in the jeans
Um, maybe it’s just me but if my skill set was comparable to Colton Orr I don’t know that I’d be going with drop passes at the opposition blue line.
Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...
he’s better at them than spezza
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
Yup. Spezza is the master.
Loved it when Hitchcock demoted him to the 4th line at the Worlds and said Spezza was in desperate need of coaching.
Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...
Man…what PPP said about working harder when he was younger at sports to be at the Olympics, watching the people walking in…I wish I did too.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
Got some cute guys in there too. Damn you parents, why didn’t you tell me?!
(On Mike Green) He’s urban, you northern folk wouldn’t understand!
Wanna try and sneak in?
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
I think wilson is already thinking about Vancouver and just telling the leafs stuff like
“fuck, i dunno, just go out there and skate around or some shit”
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 10:05 PM EST reply actions
It seems like it.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Feb 12, 2010 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
pretty much
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
no
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
nice little move hanson
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 10:07 PM EST reply actions
Peter forsberg is an unfortunate looking man
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 10:08 PM EST reply actions
who is carrying the flag for canada?
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 10:09 PM EST reply actions
chinese taipai doesnt even have a flag
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 10:10 PM EST reply actions
Pardon me, I’m falling the fuck asleep…
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by Wrap Around Curl on Feb 12, 2010 10:10 PM EST reply actions
im watching the olympic walk off
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
I can’t. Local news is on.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Feb 12, 2010 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
boooo
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
They pick local news over Olympics?
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
Scuse me, Jeopardy is on now. Then Olympics.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Feb 12, 2010 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
i’m loving the tape delay idea…so annoyed with NBC
I have nothing interesting to say.
by blurr1974 on Feb 12, 2010 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
Burke is at the game
Dear Leafs: FUCKING WIN IT FOR THE BURKER
"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny
I was hoping the Leafs would have a patch or something for Brendan.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Feb 12, 2010 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
that giant ice sculpture looking thing is hideous
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 10:11 PM EST reply actions
teenage mutant bacon turtles?
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
http://klg2a.blogspot.com/2010/02/super-bowl-bacon-cheese-turtleburger.html
"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny
bacon turltes?
seems a bit…insulting for hockey, don’t you think?
I'll roll up on you smooth and punch you in the jeans
I can post my picture
Of girls wearing nothing but bacon. It helped us before.
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Leafs constantly overload one side
and the rebound invariably pops out on the complete opposite side.
I have nothing interesting to say.
by blurr1974 on Feb 12, 2010 10:13 PM EST reply actions
i didnt know carrot top was an olympic athlete
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 10:13 PM EST reply actions
In Torino, the Italians nicknamed him “the Flying Tomato.”
by Bower Power on Feb 12, 2010 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
Also, shocker: He tested positive for Marijuana at some event.
by Bower Power on Feb 12, 2010 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
CAN-NAH-DA
CAN-NAH-DA
CAN-NAH-DA
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
WOOOO CANADA
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 10:14 PM EST reply actions
we’re bigger and on top, if this were prison the USA would be canadas bitch
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
does anyone understand that Hyundai commercial? is there some sort of innuendo that I’m not getting?
...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me lose faith in humanity...
Their message should be . . .
“Japanese Cars That Stop When You Want Them To.”
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Hyundai, where the break peddle isnt just a suggestion
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
hmm, Hyundai is Korean though
...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me lose faith in humanity...
by El Monstruo on Feb 12, 2010 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
You're right.
Damnit!
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So now we get to find out who lights the cauldron right?
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
Oh wait...
Bryan Adams and Nelly Furtado.
Gross…
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
well, there’s no point speculating trades, considering that there is a movement freeze in place, why not speculate on who lights the cauldron tonight?
...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me lose faith in humanity...
by El Monstruo on Feb 12, 2010 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
get me some stamps because this game has been mailed in
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 10:19 PM EST reply actions
Oh this has not gone well.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Feb 12, 2010 10:20 PM EST reply actions
hahaha
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
Lots of Leafs standing around watching on each goal. That’s some ugly d-zone coverage by Stalberg, Bozak, Beauchemin and others…
Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...
So good choice to change over to the Olympics?
Despite the Bryan Adams.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
What in the world is going on in your Opening ceremonies, Canada?
Explain yourselves, please.
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
A lot of Croatian Rum, Vodka, Gin, Brandy, Canadian Club, Keiths, Labatts, Guinesses, red and white wine, Wild Turkey, Kahlua, Balieys, Port, Sherry, Jager and umm yeah
"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny
I’ll second that… whine = lights out for me
...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me lose faith in humanity...
by El Monstruo on Feb 12, 2010 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
we are mind fucking the other countries
psychological warfare
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
apparently bryan adams is still relevant
by blueandwhite89 on Feb 12, 2010 10:21 PM EST reply actions
he is canadian…..
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
So is Gord Downie. Now that would have been awesome.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
needs more propaghandi
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
John K. Samson would have been another good choice. Though leafer may have exploded in happiness.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
at least it wasnt celin dion
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
Gordie Johnson
Would have been ultra-cool
by Bobby Paradise on Feb 12, 2010 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
hey im just happy swollen members isnt up there right now
by blueandwhite89 on Feb 12, 2010 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
If it was Nickelback, I would have bombed Vancouver.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
lets do it anyway
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
I’m just waiting for them to fuck up epically. Nothing bad has happened yet.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
Don't worry.
They’re doing the closing ceremonies.
by Bower Power on Feb 12, 2010 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
"Can This Pickle Get More Fans Than Nickelback?"
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by Wrap Around Curl on Feb 12, 2010 10:21 PM EST reply actions
wow…..they are really jamming the native canadian stuff down our throats arnt they?
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 10:22 PM EST reply actions
not really.
I kind of like it. we don’t recognize our native people enough in canada. we really don’t.
Loving the Leafs is like being in love with a drug-addled, gambling addicted prostitute with a heart of gold and a bunch of humanitarian awards from her youth. It’s hard. It hurts. But dammit! I just love them!
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 12, 2010 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
in ontario thats true out here not so much
by blueandwhite89 on Feb 12, 2010 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
i've seen more than enough
off to eat pizza and watch Olympics stuff. Have a great weekend gang.
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by blurr1974 on Feb 12, 2010 10:23 PM EST reply actions
Olympics has a bunch of first nationspeople dancing to Nelly Furtato and Bryan Adams, who are singing…badly. And a corny song. I think I’m watching people watching a concert. I’m not sure which is harder to watch.
by Bower Power on Feb 12, 2010 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
I love how game go terrible when PPP tells me “ok you write a post game summary…”
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by Wrap Around Curl on Feb 12, 2010 10:26 PM EST reply actions
oh god…what is this crap
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 10:26 PM EST reply actions
Apparently most Canadians are aboriginal or so it seems.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
well they were here first
you know why that is?
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 10:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Nope. Why is it?
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
they had reservations!
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 10:29 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
holy hell…
should have seen that coming
...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me lose faith in humanity...
by El Monstruo on Feb 12, 2010 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
I hate you and love you at the same time. I don’t know how to deal with this.
by Bower Power on Feb 12, 2010 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
,,,
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
this kid sums it up for me…
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by El Monstruo on Feb 12, 2010 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
small victories…
I hates them
...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me lose faith in humanity...
by El Monstruo on Feb 12, 2010 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
Give em blood.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Feb 12, 2010 10:29 PM EST reply actions
and wilson pulls the goalie because?
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 10:29 PM EST reply actions
this is fucking rediculous
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 10:30 PM EST reply actions
All Olympic opening ceremonies are fucking ridiculous.
leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.
South Korea out does all Olympic ceremonies… They are fucking abnormal…
...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me lose faith in humanity...
by El Monstruo on Feb 12, 2010 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
Why that face off after Blues penalty not in the zone???
by Bobby Paradise on Feb 12, 2010 10:31 PM EST reply actions
I really wish i was high right now, this would be epic
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 10:31 PM EST reply actions
lollllllll
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(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
by Wrap Around Curl on Feb 12, 2010 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
“OH MY GOD, IT’S A BEAR CONSTELLATION COMING OUT OF NOWHERE.” [Keanu] “Whoa.” [/Keanu]
by Bower Power on Feb 12, 2010 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
sadly I gave that stuff up years ago
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
i wont be able to smoke again until after i get hired on a force
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
How about the Ross Regbliati second-hand excuse?
by Bobby Paradise on Feb 12, 2010 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
only works on the forces without lie detectors
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
What about the ’I’m a Leafs fan, this makes life bearable’ excuse?
by Bobby Paradise on Feb 12, 2010 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
that would explain the liver scaring
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
Lie detectors are bunk. Pretty easy to beat ‘em if you’re good at controlling your heartrate. Can’t even use ’em in court! Someone suggested that I take a valium if I ever had to take a lie detector.
by Bower Power on Feb 12, 2010 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
Yes. Take drugs so you can lie about taking drugs.
by Bobby Paradise on Feb 12, 2010 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
Same guy (ex-cia) said he knew someone who smoked a J immediately before taking the test. And beat it. And then got hired. I call that a win-win.
by Bower Power on Feb 12, 2010 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
doesnt work
the only way to beat a lie detector is to be a socio path
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
Ah…getting hired. You’re doing it right.
by Bower Power on Feb 12, 2010 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
This is in Vancouver. They probably handed out joints at the door. Helps it all make sense
by Bobby Paradise on Feb 12, 2010 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
I could live with that
...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me lose faith in humanity...
by El Monstruo on Feb 12, 2010 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
Hey folks,
Thanks for letting us crazy bastards hang out with you guys.
Sorry your team couldn’t play well. We don’t think it was our fault, but that can’t be proven in a court of law.
Stay classy, Toronto!
"Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday." -- Don Marquis
The Blue Note Zone - Because you KNOW you want to know more about the St. Louis Blues!
Needs less Olympics
And more hockey that matters.
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
I won't be around tomorrow's thread.
But you seem to have been familiarized with the crew. You should be OK.
"Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday." -- Don Marquis
The Blue Note Zone - Because you KNOW you want to know more about the St. Louis Blues!
I so want that bear to fall the fuck over
HOLY SHIT ITS FLYING
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 10:33 PM EST reply actions
HEY OLYMPIC ORGANIZERS IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO EXPLAIN IT ITS PROBABLY TOO FUCKING OUT THERE FOR ITS OWN GOOD
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 10:34 PM EST reply actions
and now the whales become schools of salmon?
seriously, what.the.fuck?
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 10:35 PM EST reply actions
Thanks for letting us asshats hang out here.
Off for some NHL ’10 on Xbox. Ahh….
Former Mizzourah.net asshat
uh…….did someone slip me some acid? I am really starting to worry
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 12, 2010 10:37 PM EST reply actions
Me too my friend, me too.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
Acid might actually make this shit better.
leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.
http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2010/2/12/1308621/2010/2/12/1308621/the-blues-won
http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2010/2/12/1308621/2010/2/12/1308621/the-blues-won
http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2010/2/12/1308621/2010/2/12/1308621/the-blues-won
As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".
(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
by Wrap Around Curl on Feb 12, 2010 10:39 PM EST reply actions
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