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As you may or may not know, the PPP dictionary has served as the go-to guide for all of our various inside jokes, nicknames, and other things new people should know. I've noticed that we have some new memes to define, and I'd like your help in deciding what goes in. 

Here are some jokes, names, etc, that I think need explaining (as always, if I forget one, leave it in the comments):

  1. "Who the fuck is Tim Brent?"
  2. Aunt Jemima! Make me some waffles! (although this one doesn't get used all that much, it may not need definition
  3. In blockquote form like this
    "You're a dick"

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- GO SABRES!!!1
- Tyler Myers, Vezina Trophy Winner
- “My dad is taller than your dad”

by Marc Pilgrim on Feb 2, 2010 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually its

‘My dad is like 6’5" and can beat up your dad’

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Feb 2, 2010 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

i need to find the screen shot i took of that…

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Feb 2, 2010 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

GO FLYERS!

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by PPP on Feb 2, 2010 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah,

I think “Go Flyers!!1” is a bit passé at this point. Although, I was never a big fan of its use, so maybe I’m the odd man out here.

by JP Nikota on Feb 2, 2010 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

tsk tsk

Calling Philadelphia-based fans animals never gets old.

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by PPP on Feb 2, 2010 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I would call that phenomenon “Hackey takk”

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Feb 3, 2010 11:51 AM EST up reply actions  

i think one or both of:

“gettin giggy with it” or “na na na na na na”
have already become the de-facto JSG references

by Death_By_Leafs on Feb 2, 2010 4:59 PM EST reply actions  

Some combination of

Getzlaf or Ryan or Kaberle or Kadri or Kessel

by Death_By_Leafs on Feb 2, 2010 5:00 PM EST reply actions  

….followed by days of stunned silence in alberta.

by Death_By_Leafs on Feb 2, 2010 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Kaberle AND Kadri AND a first

at least.

otherwise we’re getting ripped off

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. I think I need a drink now.

by Wan Ihite on Feb 3, 2010 1:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Kaberle AND Kessel AND the Leafs’ first this year. Minimum. Otherwise I’m jumping on the fire D Sutter bandwagon.

My art portfolio: www.ArtWanted.com/canadianmaple09

by CanadianMaple09 on Feb 3, 2010 4:03 AM EST up reply actions  

I believe eye contact

is the key

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. I think I need a drink now.

by Wan Ihite on Feb 3, 2010 1:29 AM EST up reply actions  

We need to create new ones for “you’ve been Toskala’d” and “that was a real Blake-like move”.

I am Mikhail Grabovski's smirking revenge.

by kidkawartha on Feb 2, 2010 5:26 PM EST reply actions  

Toskalol deserves a dictionary entry

Space Weed Says (Insert Generic quote about blog here)
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Feb 2, 2010 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Not sure who said it

but it was a bout toskalol being tarded

by Redonred on Feb 2, 2010 6:42 PM EST reply actions  

But that won’t stick around.

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by PPP on Feb 2, 2010 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Hackey Night

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by PPP on Feb 2, 2010 7:54 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

this!

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Feb 4, 2010 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Freddie Shoestrings

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by PPP on Feb 2, 2010 7:54 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I don't get that one

I'll roll up on you smooth and punch you in the jeans

by loser domi on Feb 2, 2010 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

the new guy, sjoustrom,= shoestrings

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Feb 2, 2010 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Basically

Jared said he was too lazy to learn to spell Sjostrom, I tweeted it, people loved it, we have a nickname!

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by PPP on Feb 2, 2010 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Which will, of course, be shortened to the “Fry Guy”.

I am Mikhail Grabovski's smirking revenge.

by kidkawartha on Feb 2, 2010 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

STEALING MY IDEAS!!!

carry on

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Feb 2, 2010 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Fry?

Should we just call him Futurama then?

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. I think I need a drink now.

by Wan Ihite on Feb 3, 2010 1:29 AM EST up reply actions  

I would only do that if we had Roberto “Crazy Stabing Robot” Luongo.

Ha-aaaaaaaAAAAHhhh!

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Feb 3, 2010 11:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Stand Back Red, I gots to practice m'stabbin!

Ha-aaaaaaaAAAhhh!!!

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Feb 3, 2010 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

ummm

i posted it the day he was traded here. it was his nickname with the Rangers…

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Feb 3, 2010 1:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Really?

I just saw Jared calling him that.

I stand corrected.

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by PPP on Feb 3, 2010 1:50 AM EST up reply actions  

check your recap

i linked the comment. it’s not me who made it up…

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Feb 3, 2010 2:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Ya

I’m pretty sure I saw that over on the Calgary boards too.

Leafs Nation: A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Feb 3, 2010 6:08 AM EST up reply actions  

that is weird, cause i really thought i was being creative

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Feb 3, 2010 8:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Alcohol abuse leads to all kinds of fantasies.

I am Mikhail Grabovski's smirking revenge.

by kidkawartha on Feb 3, 2010 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

AnnihilatORR

And NSNES

Space Weed Says (Insert Generic quote about blog here)
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Feb 2, 2010 8:44 PM EST reply actions  

Don't you mean

*NSNES?

Truculence...starting 10/1/09

by LeafBoy on Feb 2, 2010 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Do we really want to encourage corruptions of team names as insults? How is that better than other fan bases calling us the Maple Laffs?

by puckurgently on Feb 3, 2010 12:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Because it's wittier.

Like “senaturds” isn’t a meme, it’s just stupid. Likewise Rags.

Whereas *NSNES is witty, and comes with lovely graphic art

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. I think I need a drink now.

by Wan Ihite on Feb 3, 2010 1:33 AM EST up reply actions  

I forgot one

Leafs man

I'll roll up on you smooth and punch you in the jeans

by loser domi on Feb 2, 2010 9:28 PM EST reply actions  

also, Leafer1984

send me the “you’re a dick” story, please.

I'll roll up on you smooth and punch you in the jeans

by loser domi on Feb 2, 2010 9:30 PM EST reply actions  

Not a meme yet.

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by PPP on Feb 2, 2010 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Also pretty self-explanatory.

by JP Nikota on Feb 2, 2010 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

“Belfour-drunk”
As in, “Oh man, after those shots at the bar last night I was Belfour-drunk. I think I beat up a hooker?”

"I will take the subway - we were on the subway last night...I'm not above riding the subway or riding on a bus, I don't care. As long as people don't hit me." --Ron Wilson

by Jo4nny on Feb 3, 2010 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Forgot one (that Chemmy used)

S*ns (if the autoformat screws with it, meh)

Space Weed Says (Insert Generic quote about blog here)
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Feb 3, 2010 8:35 AM EST reply actions  

Have we got something for Madness? This is BURKE!!!1 yet? There seem to be a lot of cases of him kicking underachievers into the pit.

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Feb 3, 2010 11:58 AM EST reply actions  

Definitely gotta be, as part of the new header:

"Gig-era"

and an honorable mention to "What’s my mutha f#*kin name? Gig-ga" – That was awesome.

and These:

“Kaberle AND Kessel AND the Leafs’ first this year. Minimum. Otherwise I’m jumping on the fire D Sutter bandwagon.”

“Kaberle AND Kadri AND a first
at least.
otherwise we’re getting ripped off”

are hilarious…poor flames fans. But are the meme’s?

Wendel Killer Joseph

by MapleLeafMole on Feb 3, 2010 2:27 PM EST reply actions  

Not memes

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by PPP on Feb 3, 2010 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah thought so

I’ll stuff “Gig-era” down barilkospheres throat until it becomes a meme

Wendel Killer Joseph

by MapleLeafMole on Feb 3, 2010 4:55 PM EST reply actions  

I’m really rooting for anything relating phaneuf and “turn the tunes up yo”

it’s my roommates go-to joke already

Dion Phaneuf: turning the tunes up since '10

by thenumber14 on Feb 4, 2010 10:25 AM EST reply actions  

while awesome

we need to see if it takes off before it’s considered a meme/joke here

I'll roll up on you smooth and punch you in the jeans

by loser domi on Feb 4, 2010 10:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Not to rip on Leafer but: Girl A, B, C & D

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Feb 4, 2010 3:28 PM EST reply actions  

Suggestions

From Peter de Chatham:

1. The Book of Rebuild, and the bible-esque phraseology that goes into it?

2. A Message from Viktor Stalberg, alternately named "An Encouraging Word from Viktor Stalberg" by Archimedes.

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by PPP on Feb 9, 2010 2:36 PM EST reply actions  

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