A Leader In Search of a Nation
In this FanPost mc79 tells us all about the glories of star hockey player Ethan... wait that can't be right. Ethan Moreau? Ethan "76 Points Since the Lockout" Moreau? Anyhow mc79 has this bizarre fantasy where Toronto trades for him and saves Edmonton. I'm ok with Toronto trading for Moreau; if the Grebeshkov deal is anything to go off of we'll end up with Moreau, Eberle and Edmonton's first for Jamal Mayers Garnet Exelby or something. Like JFJ Tambellini is dumber than most of the bloggers who cover his team. - Chemmy
What sorry soul made this? Oh, HFBoards.
As you're probably all aware, when Wendel Clark left the ice after his last home game as a Maple Leaf in 2000, he smashed a stick into a wall on his way to the dressing room. That stick has never been removed, despite the efforts of various Maple Leafs to do so. Legend has it that Clark's rightful heir as captain of the Maple Leafs will be able to pull that stick from the wall and rightfully wear the "C" on his jersey. That man may be about to join the Leafs.
With the collection of latter day Jimmy Cannons and Ring Lardners that makes up the local sporting press, I assume that Leafs fans probably don't have to go far for coverage of the team. As such, when I came across something suggesting that Wendel's heir might be hours from becoming a Maple Leaf, I felt duty bound to share it with you all. After the jump.
Robin Brownlee, the last journalist in Edmonton who isn't employed by Oilers' owner Darryl Katz, has the following on Oilers' captain Ethan Moreau:
- Moreau is being shopped heavily by Tambellini. I was told Toronto was at least interested enough at one point to have VP of hockey operations Dave Nonis inquire about who Tambellini would want for Moreau. I'm told Los Angeles, San Jose and Anaheim are also interested.
- There's not a chance, none, Moreau will be here after the deadline. I see Los Angeles and Toronto as the likeliest destinations. I give the Kings the inside track.
- I'm thinking there's a chance that O'Sullivan's name came up in talks with Nonis in Toronto. If the Oilers and Maple Leafs can't trade bad contracts with Moreau and, say, Garnett Exelby in a swap involving picks, maybe O'Sullivan gets something done.
Moreau has been the Oilers captain since Jason Smith was dealt in the summer of 2007. He has a propensity for offensive zone penalties, gets hurt a lot, doesn't score a lot of goals and blames everyone else for the failures of the team. Oh, and he comes at a cap hit of $2,000,000.00. On the other hand, he's never been charged with extreme drunk driving after drinking a single glass of wine, which we can't say about all of the Oilers.
It will hurt us, as Oilers fans, to lose our captain. However, we can't stand in the way of destiny and, as unlikely as it might seem that Clark's heir is an injury prone guy who wears a number in the teens, has never won a Stanley Cup, takes a lot of penalties, has more career goals than assists and is coming to Toronto from the Prairies, it seems clear that Moreau is the chosen one. Leader of Men. Captain of the Leafs.
Prepare to do obeisance to your King, Toronto. He demands it.
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I expect, James
…that when you approach him to do your first interview of him as captain of the Leafs, that you’ll kneel and bow your head until he commands you to rise.
Then you should totally ask him about the time he disrespected Phaneuf on Hot Stove. Stir the pot!
well OK, if it makes you poor maligned Edmonton fans feel better.
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Mar 1, 2010 10:54 PM EST reply actions
Trust me...
There’s no shot at Sundin in there. I probably like him more thn most Leafs fans.
where’s the shot at Sundin?
FWIW, I’m pretty sure the point is that the Leafs are a nation without a Leader, and Moreau is an unwanted Leader, so mc79 is making this tongue-and-cheek post to “convince” us that Moreau would be a great addition to the Leafs.
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Mar 1, 2010 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
Legend has it that Clark’s rightful heir as captain of the Maple Leafs will be able to pull that stick from the wall and rightfully wear the “C” on his jersey.
That’s the shot at Sundin, who had already been captain for three years before this setting. For that matter, Dougie was captain more recently than Wendel.
Otherwise, it’s a nice bit of writing.
I've been looking at the sky
by Back In Black on Mar 2, 2010 11:28 AM EST up reply actions
oh I see.
I don’t really see it as a shot at Sundin so much as a Clark bias. How many people here really do love Mats as much as Wendel?
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Mar 2, 2010 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
It's a fair question
I do, but there was a lot to love about Wendel Clark. Still, I think very few would argue that Sundin wasn’t an excellent captain in his own right.
Mostly in this case I think Clark has more of the ‘hero from ancient myths’ aura necessary for this story.
And the Oilers can keep Moreau. He fits perfectly with the long list of mediocre captains they’ve had for the past 15 seasons.
I've been looking at the sky
by Back In Black on Mar 2, 2010 11:45 AM EST up reply actions
Moreau is a disgrace to the C in Edmonton. I have no idea why Quinn hasn’t stripped him of it yet. He’s lazy, takes bad penalties, contributes nothing of consequence…
Anyways, I wouldn’t take that statement as a shot at Mats so much as a tip of the hat to the Legend that is Wendel Clark by a fan of another team.
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Mar 2, 2010 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
Things I learned on the Internet today
Glen “Tomato Face” Sather was once an Oiler captain as well.
I've been looking at the sky
by Back In Black on Mar 2, 2010 12:11 PM EST up reply actions
FWIW
in that context, it’s also a shot at Gilmour.
either way, it’s funny.
I have nothing interesting to say.
by blurr1974 on Mar 2, 2010 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
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by blurr1974 on Mar 2, 2010 12:11 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hate to break it to you MC79
But I think the word’s out on Moreau. Even desert-dwellers know he’s a waste of space:
http://www.fiveforhowling.com/2010/3/1/1331909/a-look-at-the-potential-coyotes
Yeah, but everyone also knows how much a waste of space Jamal Mayers is – and look what we got for him (and a few others)
by Blue and White Expat on Mar 2, 2010 9:46 AM EST reply actions
Deal, we’ll take Ethan Moreau and give you Garnet Exelby, Jeff Finger, and Jamal Mayers
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When Ethan Moreau dies in a “tragic” plane crash we’ll hold a very nice ceremony and be forced to accept compensatory draft picks for our lost star player.
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who does Calgary get for Mayers?
Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That
by JaredFromLondon on Mar 2, 2010 10:09 AM EST up reply actions
wait did we already give up Mayers?
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ding ding ding
I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.
He, uh… always a class act will be missed around the organization etc
Wish him the best yadda yadda yadda
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silly jammies
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 2, 2010 10:22 AM EST up reply actions
PHANEUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFF!!1
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 2, 2010 10:17 AM EST up reply actions
Thanks for the five minute chuckle Chemmy. lol lol lol Tears in my eyes now. Must go elsewhere before my funnybone implodes.
by Pyramid Power on Mar 2, 2010 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
Badum Bum?
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Mar 2, 2010 5:12 PM EST up reply actions
We’ll take moreau only if you give us Eberle, pajarvi svensson, a $200 gift certificate for rexall pharmacuticals and the Gretzky statue. You’ll have to take Finger, Exelby and Mike Myers.
mike myers crack made me chuckle…
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Mar 2, 2010 5:12 PM EST up reply actions
You know what makes me sad? When JFJr was hired, the other option was Steve Tambellini.
As in, the Leafs were screwed either way.
/sigh
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Mar 2, 2010 11:20 AM EST reply actions
does that mean it was actually the right decision hiring JFJ? shudder
Not even the Toronto Maple Leafs could kill my optimism
the Leafs were screwed either way.
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Mar 2, 2010 11:33 AM EST up reply actions
Quinn no longer wanted to be GM.
Tambellini was his choice to replace him.
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Mar 2, 2010 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think it's unfair
IIRC, to suggest that Quinn wanted Tambellini because he believed that way he (Quinn) would still get the final say. I’m suspicious Lowe hired Tambellini to replace him for very similar reasons.
I've been looking at the sky
by Back In Black on Mar 2, 2010 1:06 PM EST up reply actions
could be
that is what I suspected when I saw Tambellini hired and Lowe moved upstairs.
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Mar 2, 2010 1:09 PM EST up reply actions
Well played.
leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.
I wonder what Tim Roth would say about these facial expressions?
by Pyramid Power on Mar 2, 2010 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
Do you really?
I love Tim Roth’s movies, but that show is just horrible programming.
Proud supporter of Leafs/Flames trades since 1991.
by Sergei Puckizin on Mar 2, 2010 5:37 PM EST up reply actions
This is great!
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Albert Einstein
by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Mar 2, 2010 5:13 PM EST up reply actions
Unreal
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