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WAC does the Leafs

Mind out of the gutter, ok?

Anyway, let's say I'm going to a Leafs game. Perhaps at the end the of the month. And I might be considering taking a sign to the game. What should it say?

Or should I not be "that fan"? But I mean, I am a princess. I'd potentially be traveling 2,400 miles (No I won't convert that to KM) and spending a large sum on a plane ticket. So I should get to do whatever I want.

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The guy beside me is awesome!

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 4:25 PM EST reply actions  

She can’t blatantly lie at the ACC like that

Fairweather fans can go to hell

by leafer1984 on Mar 11, 2010 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

jelous?

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

You’re a dick

and yes.

Jerk.

Fairweather fans can go to hell

by leafer1984 on Mar 11, 2010 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Who the F#$& is Tim Brent?

Resident Capologist
Toskala Cap Counter - RIP

by clrkaitken on Mar 11, 2010 4:30 PM EST reply actions  

This is probably the best bet for a good laugh

Wendel Killer Joseph

by MapleLeafMole on Mar 11, 2010 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

anyone else laugh when they profiled tim brent on leafs tv last night? its almost as if the broadcast team is in on the joke and wanted to let us know just who the fuck this guy is

There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"

by Matt_Roberts on Mar 12, 2010 9:50 AM EST up reply actions  

missed that. Too bad.

Wendel Killer Joseph

by MapleLeafMole on Mar 12, 2010 12:08 PM EST up reply actions  

That was awesome. I tried to explain why I was laughing to my wife, but it became a “you had to be there” type of story which unfortunately ended up sucking.

Proud supporter of Leafs/Flames trades since 1991.

by Sergei Puckizin on Mar 12, 2010 12:16 PM EST up reply actions  

hehe, i was watching with some friends and i started laughing when his picture came up on the screen. they had no clue why and they wouldnt understand the joke even if i tried to explain it

There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"

by Matt_Roberts on Mar 12, 2010 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I liked your marriage proposal idea but that might be cliche.

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by PPP on Mar 11, 2010 4:38 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah and a “Schenn, do you like cupcakes and blowjobs?” is a bit obscene. Well, I think its hilariously awesome.

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by wrap around curl on Mar 11, 2010 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

You could always go the route, “Luke Schenn, do you love BJs? No, not the Blue Jays. They stink.”

But that might be too long for a sign. I’ll have a laugh though.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Mar 11, 2010 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Hahah I do love that.

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by wrap around curl on Mar 11, 2010 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

obscene?
really?

Wendel Killer Joseph

by MapleLeafMole on Mar 11, 2010 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I flew 3,840 km to tell [insert crappy announcer here] that he sucks.

Once we know what game you’re going to, we can fill in the announcer part.

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Toskala Cap Counter - RIP

by clrkaitken on Mar 11, 2010 4:47 PM EST reply actions  

“The guy behind me can’t see”

There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"

by Matt_Roberts on Mar 11, 2010 4:49 PM EST reply actions  

or just hold up 2 rocks and clap them together, see what kind of reaction you get out of dion

There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"

by Matt_Roberts on Mar 11, 2010 4:49 PM EST reply actions  

LOL

Wendel Killer Joseph

by MapleLeafMole on Mar 11, 2010 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

HEY DION I’M THE CHICK WHO WROTE THAT HILARIOUS TWEET ALLEGING YOU ARE A CAVEMAN.

Naw a bit too long.

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by wrap around curl on Mar 11, 2010 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Use Arial Narrow font!

It’ll fit.

Leafs Nation: A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Mar 11, 2010 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

draw a cave painting

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

my college offers a class called Stone Age Survival. You build spears and shit.

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by wrap around curl on Mar 11, 2010 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

That is the most random class I have ever heard. I guess they’re anticipating the world ending in 2012.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Mar 11, 2010 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s in the anthropology department.

I’m hoping for a class on how to prepare for zombie apocalypse. We already have a disaster class about tsunamis and earthquakes.

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by wrap around curl on Mar 11, 2010 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I would drive however far to audit a zombie apocalypse survival class,

by Blue and White Expat on Mar 11, 2010 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I could probably teach that class

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

that is amazing, i want to go to there

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

That is awesome. I bet they teach you how to trap squirrels too.

by Its Cold In Here on Mar 11, 2010 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I think this fanpost needs pictures for inspiration.

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by PPP on Mar 11, 2010 5:20 PM EST reply actions  

Of wrap?

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Mar 11, 2010 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

hahaa

I meant of good signs but yeah why not?

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by PPP on Mar 11, 2010 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Like this?

There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"

by Matt_Roberts on Mar 12, 2010 9:55 AM EST up reply actions  

I actually like the egg roll sign better.

Proud supporter of Leafs/Flames trades since 1991.

by Sergei Puckizin on Mar 12, 2010 12:18 PM EST up reply actions  

thats the one i was referring to :)
(not really but its a solid cover up)

There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"

by Matt_Roberts on Mar 12, 2010 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

The sign

should be one of the glorious Luca Caputi lines from the other GDT.

Leafs Nation: A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Mar 11, 2010 5:49 PM EST reply actions  

hold a sign

That says “Wheres stempniak?” With a picture of him in a red striped hat.

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.

by Icion on Mar 11, 2010 10:33 PM EST reply actions  

“my other sign is funnier”

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. I think I need a drink now.

by Wan Ihite on Mar 12, 2010 1:38 AM EST reply actions  

Success 2009/2010:
PLAYOFFS!!!1
Poni for a 1st!!!11
NOT TAYLOR HALL

Leafs Nation: A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Mar 12, 2010 4:07 AM EST reply actions  

love it

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. I think I need a drink now.

by Wan Ihite on Mar 12, 2010 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

LUKE!
I WANT YOUR 400 SCHENN BABIES!

I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.

by SkinnyFish on Mar 12, 2010 9:20 AM EST reply actions  

Plane ticket $X
Leafs ticket $X
Meeting Luke would
be priceless!

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Mar 12, 2010 9:53 AM EST reply actions  

You could do one of those "TSN" signs

The
Schenn
Network

Or if the Game’s on Sportsnet (Ontario)

Schenn
Network
Ontario

Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Mar 12, 2010 10:23 AM EST reply actions  

Luke Schenn
Tele
Vision
?

Yea i really never thought that far ahead

Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Mar 14, 2010 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ahahahah

That reminds me of one sign at the Olympics for CTV that someone did, and only the C was actually at the beginning of a word =D

by Theodles on Mar 12, 2010 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

The only somewhat solid idea I have is SCHENN, I’LL SIGN A PRENUP.

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by wrap around curl on Mar 12, 2010 11:46 AM EST reply actions  

That’s why you need to give us some inspiration. Add pictures of signs that you like

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by PPP on Mar 12, 2010 11:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Bewbs for Bozak!

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 12, 2010 12:13 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Rec’d. My wife was in Edmonton during the ’06 cup run. Then it was “Pants off for Horcoff”.

Pretty sure that was a reply to the ’04 Flames “Shirts off for Kiprusoff”. Followed by the embarrassingly lame “Flames in six, show your tits”. People actually shouted it downtown.

A classy city I’m living in, that’s for sure.

Proud supporter of Leafs/Flames trades since 1991.

by Sergei Puckizin on Mar 12, 2010 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

yeeeehaw

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 12, 2010 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

“Phil Kessel, I’ll candy cane your stick”

Article1: "I WANT HER TO BE A PRINCESS! THIS MAKES HER LOOK LIKE A SLUT!"

by loser domi on Mar 12, 2010 3:49 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

(fergus and I did a whole day...

of nothing but silly sign ideas. Here are some gold ones:

 Wallin, I could use an invisible man

Hey Jay Rosehill, I’ll make you feel all Rosy!

“Hey Jonas Gustavsson, I want a Monster…in my pants”

“LUKE, I’ll Sask your ’tchewan.”

Article1: "I WANT HER TO BE A PRINCESS! THIS MAKES HER LOOK LIKE A SLUT!"

by loser domi on Mar 12, 2010 3:52 PM EST reply actions  

huh

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Mar 12, 2010 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

can we kidnap him, change his name and put him in a Leafs Uniform?

Would solve a lot of that ‘top line center’ debate.

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Mar 12, 2010 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Oooooo, I really like the last one.

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by wrap around curl on Mar 12, 2010 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I brought a sign when I went to see Leafs vs. *NSNES last season in Ottawa. It was two-sided. One side said “Am I in Ottawa or Toronto? I forgot!” and the other side said “Welcome to Hockey Country LEAFS NATION Go Leafs Go!” After the game I gave it to a young lady Leafs fan from Newfoundland, and she gave me a kiss. Good times :)

Truculence...starting 10/1/09

by LeafBoy on Mar 12, 2010 6:03 PM EST reply actions  

You could just have hte

*NSNES picture blown up big if that’s who they were playing :)

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. I think I need a drink now.

by Wan Ihite on Mar 12, 2010 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Why is the post like one giant hypothetical situation =P

What about:

“I came to watch a hockey team, but all I see are the Leafs”

or

“Jonas, Carl, Mikhail and Jean-Sebastien – You hit my G-Spot!”

by Theodles on Mar 12, 2010 8:44 PM EST reply actions  

Keep it simple

Have the sign say

“CHECK ME OUT”

Willing to trade humour for cash, straight up.

by Archimedies on Mar 12, 2010 10:15 PM EST reply actions  

People will be like

Whoa, check that girl out.

Willing to trade humour for cash, straight up.

by Archimedies on Mar 12, 2010 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

does she really need a sign for that?

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 12, 2010 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

BCWW?

Truculence...starting 10/1/09

by LeafBoy on Mar 12, 2010 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

If you have to ask people to check you out

you’re doing it wrong.

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. I think I need a drink now.

by Wan Ihite on Mar 13, 2010 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I’M WRAP AROUND CURL. I’M KINDA A BIG DEAL.

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by wrap around curl on Mar 13, 2010 2:54 AM EST up reply actions  

winner

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 13, 2010 9:58 AM EST up reply actions  

“I babysit Ron.
Will give you a special deal for Luke.”

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. I think I need a drink now.

by Wan Ihite on Mar 13, 2010 2:34 PM EST reply actions  

“Hey Burke – Scout this!”

by Theodles on Mar 13, 2010 7:05 PM EST reply actions  

DRAFT SCHMAFT

Sports And The City

A Toronto sports blog, where unabashed homerism is alive and well...

PLAYOFFS!!!!1

by eyebleaf on Mar 16, 2010 8:52 AM EDT reply actions  

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