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Tampa Bay Lightning at Toronto Maple Leafs, Mar 11, 2010 7:00 PM EST


Tonight the Maple Leafs play the Lightning.It should be a fantastic game or something. I have nothing else to write. How about some pictures of otters?

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Otterly adorable. 

SPG Picks.

Keep it cute or put it on mute.

Think of the otters.

 

Conan announced his tour dates.

He is even stopping in Toronto in addition to my fair city.

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It's no fair

He’s not even coming to Florida :-(

Oh well, maybe he’ll follow me someday on Twitter? I can dream, right? :-/

9:12. Lights out. Raw Charge.

by John Fontana on Mar 11, 2010 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

awwwwwwwwwww

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by missy on Mar 11, 2010 6:33 PM EST reply actions  

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Otters are adorable!

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Mar 11, 2010 6:34 PM EST reply actions  

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 6:36 PM EST reply actions  

OTTERS

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 6:37 PM EST reply actions  

I hear

Their science is false.

by Redonred on Mar 11, 2010 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Awwwwww…..

Those are baby otters? So cute, but they kind of look like rodents when they’re young (not that rodents aren’t cute….white mice are especially adorable). =D

by Theodles on Mar 11, 2010 6:38 PM EST reply actions  

Also cute:

Seal!

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 6:39 PM EST reply actions  

Club It!!!

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by Karina on Mar 11, 2010 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Willing to trade humour for cash, straight up.

by Archimedies on Mar 11, 2010 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

You brutal Canadians!

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

What’s an Eskimo’s favourite drink?

Canadian Club

by Theodles on Mar 11, 2010 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Get it! get the baby!

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

why does the cotton candy have eyes?

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Mmmm… sveal…

Too close for missiles, I'm switching to dead raccoons.

by puckurgently on Mar 11, 2010 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Can I stuff it and use it as a pillow?

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by Peanut Butter Rally Time on Mar 11, 2010 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Seen Stamkos?

"I have a formula for excitability actually." - RJ Anderson

by ReasonableDoubt on Mar 11, 2010 6:39 PM EST reply actions  

I still have my bracelet!

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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 11, 2010 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Awesome!

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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 11, 2010 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

St Louis has on hell of a beard

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 6:41 PM EST reply actions  

what?

since when?

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by Karina on Mar 11, 2010 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

tonight, as far as i know

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

St. Louis sounds like he’s drunk when he interviews.

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by bkblades on Mar 11, 2010 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Today, I saw the sunlight. It was weird.

Go Leafs!

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by Clawson on Mar 11, 2010 6:42 PM EST reply actions  

Get back to your FF!

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Final Fantasy good.
Maple Leafs better.

(not skill wise obviously)

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Or the Leafs season: either one works

by Clawson on Mar 11, 2010 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

If someone says they hate otters, I’d ask them if they are affiliated with Al Qaeda.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 11, 2010 6:42 PM EST reply actions  

Personally, I love otters. Had one the other night with some fava beans and a nice Chianti
/slurping sound

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by kidkawartha on Mar 11, 2010 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice

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by JohnnyG on Mar 11, 2010 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Those are cute otter pictures!

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Mar 11, 2010 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

is that ray ferraro I hear?

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 6:44 PM EST reply actions  

HACKEY NIGHT

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by Archimedies on Mar 11, 2010 6:45 PM EST reply actions  

Hi babesauce.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 11, 2010 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey love.

How are you?

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by Archimedies on Mar 11, 2010 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I am awesometacular. You?

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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 11, 2010 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Lookin good

Getting presents

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by Archimedies on Mar 11, 2010 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Are there any presents I can bring you from America?

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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 11, 2010 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Aside from cookie crisp?

I’m sure I’ll think of something

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by Archimedies on Mar 11, 2010 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

My boss just got back from a shopping trip in America and brought back something like 8 boxes of cookie crisp to hand out as prizes at work during RRSP season

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by JohnnyG on Mar 11, 2010 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I remember that cereal! They don’t have it here anymore though =(

by Theodles on Mar 11, 2010 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve never had cookie crisp.

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

what?!?!?!

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by Karina on Mar 11, 2010 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Never. Not even that tempted to try.

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

You could just break some oreos….add milk and have that for breakfast.

I did that once as a kid….yummy =D

My mom got mad though =(

by Theodles on Mar 11, 2010 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I can for sure do that. I’m sure my mom will send along a bag of candy for you too.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 11, 2010 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I want som carls jr, but that wont work

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m sure a hamburger patty and all that cheese with pastrami on top would travel well…

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by Travis Hair on Mar 11, 2010 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

mmmmm

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Tuesday was the first time I wore that shirt during a game and the Leafs won.

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by Clawson on Mar 11, 2010 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you have it on right now?

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Hes wearing nothing but a smile….

wait What?

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by JohnnyG on Mar 11, 2010 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Smile?

Did you forget who you’re talking about?

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by Clawson on Mar 11, 2010 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s the shape of your cut!

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by stucky on Mar 11, 2010 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope, I’ve decided it may be only good luck when we play Boston.

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by Clawson on Mar 11, 2010 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Bob Magills tie is cornea searing

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 6:48 PM EST reply actions  

Who is Bob Magill?

by Theodles on Mar 11, 2010 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

how ever you spell his name, no one here expects me to get it right so I dont try anymore

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I was asking seriously =P I have no clue who he is

by Theodles on Mar 11, 2010 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

this pretty fellow


former leaf, works for leaf tv

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

And isn’t that Arch’s job ;)

by Theodles on Mar 11, 2010 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw Mike Smith, Stamkos, and Downie in Cancun over the Olympic break. Downie and Smith were on the dance floor in their boxers just being filthy with anything with breasts.

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by Peanut Butter Rally Time on Mar 11, 2010 6:49 PM EST reply actions  

haha, did you take pictures?

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by Karina on Mar 11, 2010 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Not of the filthy acts, but I do have pictures of Smith and Stamkos. Fully clothed.

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by Peanut Butter Rally Time on Mar 11, 2010 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I would never approache a drunken Steve Downie.

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by Peanut Butter Rally Time on Mar 11, 2010 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I would

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

what was Stamkos doing while the other two were being “filthy”?

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by Karina on Mar 11, 2010 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Stamkos had found tail pretty damn quickly. He was gone within an hour.

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by Peanut Butter Rally Time on Mar 11, 2010 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

haha

not surprising

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Mar 11, 2010 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

To be fair, Mike Smith has no short-term memory since his concussion.

Downie probably convinced him he was a go-go dancer

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by ReasonableDoubt on Mar 11, 2010 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s why Mike Smith is a man-crush.

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by bkblades on Mar 11, 2010 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

a hip hop montage?
never expected that from you leafstv

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 6:55 PM EST reply actions  

What…
the…
fuck…
was…
that…?

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by Clawson on Mar 11, 2010 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I liked it

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m sad I missed it :(

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by Karina on Mar 11, 2010 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

By the way….were you drinking at work?

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by Clawson on Mar 11, 2010 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

my boss bought me beer at lunch

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by Karina on Mar 11, 2010 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice.

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Or the Leafs season: either one works

by Clawson on Mar 11, 2010 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

who was it? (what rapper?)

...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me lose faith in humanity...

by El Monstruo on Mar 11, 2010 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

i got the tampa feed.

bollocks.

also fuck otters.

Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?

by ohshrit on Mar 11, 2010 6:58 PM EST reply actions  

also fuck otters.

That’s maybe loving them a bit too much.

Too close for missiles, I'm switching to dead raccoons.

by puckurgently on Mar 11, 2010 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

but they wuv you!

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

i hate them and their oily pelts.

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by ohshrit on Mar 11, 2010 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

it isnt oil! its liquid love!

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

twhs?

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by ohshrit on Mar 11, 2010 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU'RE AL QUAEDA. GET OUT.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 11, 2010 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

that’s racist.

i expected more from you wac

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by ohshrit on Mar 11, 2010 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Pardon me. You could be because you are hating otters. I figure anyone who doesn’t like the cute little guys are up to no good.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 11, 2010 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

GIANT OTTER!

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

That looks mildly sexual

by Theodles on Mar 11, 2010 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

that doesn’t look like an otter at first

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Mar 11, 2010 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

who says al quaeda is always up to no good?

i’m sure their mom’s love them.

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by ohshrit on Mar 11, 2010 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

i am also kidding about the racist thing.

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by ohshrit on Mar 11, 2010 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I figured. But I elegantly defended my statement just in case.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 11, 2010 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

that’s the difference between you and I

You = elegant
Me = barely able to spell elegant.

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by ohshrit on Mar 11, 2010 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

my mom walks by the tv, stops looks at Lundmark getting interviewed
“he looks like you”

cant decide if that is a good thing or not

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 6:59 PM EST reply actions  

youre a better skater

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by ohshrit on Mar 11, 2010 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

you look like this?

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by Karina on Mar 11, 2010 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

well he looked less goofy than that on tv
but according to mother dead

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

mother dead? ;)

well then get yourself down to Toronto, have womeone recognize you as him, take advantage

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by Karina on Mar 11, 2010 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

mother dear rather….

ooo Freudian slip mayhaps?

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

I can see the resemblance

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by PPP on Mar 11, 2010 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

there

are worse people to look like.

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by loser domi on Mar 11, 2010 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree

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by PPP on Mar 11, 2010 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

like mike ricci.

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by ohshrit on Mar 11, 2010 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I named my second to last place hockey team Beauty and the Ricci.

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by bkblades on Mar 11, 2010 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey.

Y’all should invade raw charge a bit. They’re nice kids.

http://www.rawcharge.com/2010/3/11/1368133/tampa-bay-lightning-at-toronto

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by Travis Hair on Mar 11, 2010 7:01 PM EST reply actions  

yeah, they’re really cool. i visited them once before, very nice.

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by missy on Mar 11, 2010 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Ew. They’re using the TML logo.

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by Peanut Butter Rally Time on Mar 11, 2010 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Link

the atdhe.net toronto link isn’t working for me, can someone send me an alternate?

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by BonesCorner on Mar 11, 2010 7:02 PM EST reply actions  

Try our leafs dot com feed at justin.tv, working for me fine.

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by kidkawartha on Mar 11, 2010 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

that url is awesome

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by ohshrit on Mar 11, 2010 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s working now… they’re just late all the time.

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by stucky on Mar 11, 2010 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Who the hell chose the music….they’re walking out…of the dressing room for pete’s sake

by Theodles on Mar 11, 2010 7:02 PM EST reply actions  

DRAMATIC

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

It sounds like it’s from Unreal Tournament =P

The first one…and best one. =D

by Theodles on Mar 11, 2010 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

that link worked for some reason. the other one was just a screen of vertical colours.

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by BonesCorner on Mar 11, 2010 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Sometimes that just means the streamer hasn’t got to work yet, Bones.

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by kidkawartha on Mar 11, 2010 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

what the hell is giggy an award for?

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 7:04 PM EST reply actions  

being awesome

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Mar 11, 2010 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s the First Annual Memorial Fresh Prince Award for being funky.

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by kidkawartha on Mar 11, 2010 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Who got the DJ Jazzy Jeff left out reject award?

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by blindfolded tank driver on Mar 11, 2010 7:08 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Finger?

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Mar 11, 2010 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Toskala gets it in perpetuity.

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by kidkawartha on Mar 11, 2010 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Lifetime achievement award?

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Mar 11, 2010 7:11 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

He gets...

The First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence

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by LostInOz on Mar 11, 2010 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

But did he get a giant ham!

by Theodles on Mar 11, 2010 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

He has achieved perpetual suckitude.

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by stucky on Mar 11, 2010 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Molson cup for most 3 stars selections in February

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by blindfolded tank driver on Mar 11, 2010 7:07 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

St. Louis, Stamkos, Caputi, Lecavalier, Kessel

One of these things is not like the others

by birky on Mar 11, 2010 7:04 PM EST reply actions  

Lecavalier.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Mar 11, 2010 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Caputi’s from Maple. The rest are probably okay.

Too close for missiles, I'm switching to dead raccoons.

by puckurgently on Mar 11, 2010 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Caputi…..not a proven NHL scorer

Toronto Maple Leafs: Looking at next year since 1967

by LeafFan1989 on Mar 11, 2010 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s a proven NHL scorer….he has one goal! That’s proven scoring!

by Theodles on Mar 11, 2010 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

doesn’t he have two?

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by Karina on Mar 11, 2010 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

2 points i think

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by LeafFan1989 on Mar 11, 2010 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

You’re right…he had one with the pens

by Theodles on Mar 11, 2010 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

ah yes, for got he was someone else property before the leafs

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by LeafFan1989 on Mar 11, 2010 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

3

Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works

by Clawson on Mar 11, 2010 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

hey guys

I love how when the Leafs say a game starts at 7:00, it really starts at like 9:30.

Loving the Leafs is like being in love with a drug-addled, gambling addicted prostitute with a heart of gold and a bunch of humanitarian awards from her youth. It’s hard. It hurts. But dammit! I just love them!

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Mar 11, 2010 7:04 PM EST reply actions  

I love this song.

Warning: Grammar and spell checking is foreign concepts to me...

by Peanut Butter Rally Time on Mar 11, 2010 7:05 PM EST reply actions  

this one is better

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree.

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Gah! For some reason, i thought that tonight was a 7:30 start, and I’m still at school making art and drinking. I’ve gotta rush home to catch this. Guess I’ll have to make do with am980 (640 for you Toronto people) until I get home.

by JP Nikota on Mar 11, 2010 7:07 PM EST reply actions  

Listening to hockey on the radio is always more exciting =D It always sounds like the players are doing awesome things and getting great chance.

by Theodles on Mar 11, 2010 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

As much as I love Joe Bowen, and I agree he’s really great, it’s just not the same as being able to watch it. :(

I’ll hurry back to join you guys for the second, though.

by JP Nikota on Mar 11, 2010 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

especially when hes saying Gustavsson scores

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by LeafFan1989 on Mar 11, 2010 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Wallin on the 4th line, hmm

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 7:12 PM EST reply actions  

PLEASE fight Orr Downie. PLEASE

by birky on Mar 11, 2010 7:13 PM EST reply actions  

Downie jawing at Orr?
kid is nutso

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 7:13 PM EST reply actions  

Downie would be like having good Tucker back.

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by Karina on Mar 11, 2010 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Burke agrees with you (could’ve had him on waivers)

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by Karina on Mar 11, 2010 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

id sign him, but Grabbo would probably stab him

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Funny, I never thought Downie looked like a pineapple.

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by stucky on Mar 11, 2010 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

an exception, he would make

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

i would never forgive burke if he signed that clown

by birky on Mar 11, 2010 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

With more suspensions and douchebaggery.

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by stucky on Mar 11, 2010 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Nutso like a fox

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Not really

He knows he’s not going to fight.

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by PPP on Mar 11, 2010 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Dion vs. Vinnie

Now that’s a tussle I want to see.

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by LostInOz on Mar 11, 2010 7:16 PM EST reply actions  

Lecavalier and Phaneuf?

Ha. Please let them go.

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by puckurgently on Mar 11, 2010 7:16 PM EST reply actions  

c

hhaha, what the hell Hanson?

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 7:16 PM EST reply actions  

Hanson doing snow angels?

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by Peanut Butter Rally Time on Mar 11, 2010 7:16 PM EST reply actions  

That Hanson sequence was funny but if he stays on his feet he might have been on a breakaway

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by PPP on Mar 11, 2010 7:16 PM EST reply actions  

Not as funny as the Wideman faceplant =(

by Theodles on Mar 11, 2010 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Did Hanson trip on his own feet? I thought the Lightning player tripped him?

by Theodles on Mar 11, 2010 7:17 PM EST reply actions  

Dove for the puck

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by PPP on Mar 11, 2010 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah….I thought the lightning player’s stick got between his feet.

Damn!

by Theodles on Mar 11, 2010 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

he tried to sweep the puck and missed everything

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by LeafFan1989 on Mar 11, 2010 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

nice play Dion

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 7:19 PM EST reply actions  

Dammnit Grabbo, shoulda flattened ’em.

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by Peanut Butter Rally Time on Mar 11, 2010 7:19 PM EST reply actions  

Ding!

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by bkblades on Mar 11, 2010 7:19 PM EST reply actions  

POST!

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by ohshrit on Mar 11, 2010 7:19 PM EST reply actions  

BING…..who shot that?

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by LeafFan1989 on Mar 11, 2010 7:19 PM EST reply actions  

Nope

Happy Trails.

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by PPP on Mar 11, 2010 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Bah…the announcer said Wallin X(

by Theodles on Mar 11, 2010 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

really….that was a pretty hard shot

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by LeafFan1989 on Mar 11, 2010 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

nah,m he made the pass

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

that makes more sense

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by LeafFan1989 on Mar 11, 2010 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

beauch

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by ohshrit on Mar 11, 2010 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy post!

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by stucky on Mar 11, 2010 7:19 PM EST reply actions  

Might be Beauchemin’s 5th/6th post this year.

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by PPP on Mar 11, 2010 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

he’ll never catch Jared at that rate.

by birky on Mar 11, 2010 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Ba da bum

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by JohnnyG on Mar 11, 2010 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s insane.

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by stucky on Mar 11, 2010 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

what the hell? Giggy has another new mask??

...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me lose faith in humanity...

by El Monstruo on Mar 11, 2010 7:20 PM EST reply actions  

maybe, but gustavsson is in net

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

why yes, he is

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I knew he got the start, but I thought I saw #35 on the jersey… either way, I like the white Monster mask better…

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by El Monstruo on Mar 11, 2010 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

What else are you going to spend 6 million dollars on? =D

by Theodles on Mar 11, 2010 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Good news! Carolina down 2-0

by Theodles on Mar 11, 2010 7:22 PM EST reply actions  

edmonton winning :(

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by ohshrit on Mar 11, 2010 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope someone kills lecavalier, the annoying person at work loves him, in an obsessed stalker sort of way.

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by ohshrit on Mar 11, 2010 7:24 PM EST reply actions  

Well if it’s in a stalker sort of way….maybe he’ll do it himself =D

by Theodles on Mar 11, 2010 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

You live in Quebec too?

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by El Monstruo on Mar 11, 2010 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

BUT HE IS SO PRETTY

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I’d pay him $11 million for being pretty too

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by Karina on Mar 11, 2010 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

you would?

i wouldn’t.

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by ohshrit on Mar 11, 2010 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

but that means Tampa wont be in cap trouble any more…….the lecavalier deal is pretty bad

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by LeafFan1989 on Mar 11, 2010 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Stalberg trying the thomas shot again, no dice

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 7:24 PM EST reply actions  

he needs to throw it low off the far pad. hope for a rebound as caputi crashes the net

by birky on Mar 11, 2010 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn it, Lundin. Stop making me think of Sundin, you slippery Swede.

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by bkblades on Mar 11, 2010 7:24 PM EST reply actions  

Chocolate sundin!

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

We’re gonna have to call the drive wide with speed and shoot at a bad angle, the “Stalberg”.

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by stucky on Mar 11, 2010 7:24 PM EST reply actions  

isn’t that the Blake?

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by Karina on Mar 11, 2010 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

stalberg hits leg pad, not chest

by birky on Mar 11, 2010 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

ahhh

I understand.

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by Karina on Mar 11, 2010 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

The difference is the Stalberg goes in? =D

by Theodles on Mar 11, 2010 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Blake does a circle first

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by JohnnyG on Mar 11, 2010 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

this

Blake skates around the net and shoots without looking

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by Archimedies on Mar 11, 2010 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

That would be a lap around the ice with the puck.

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by Peanut Butter Rally Time on Mar 11, 2010 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Huge save!

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by PPP on Mar 11, 2010 7:24 PM EST reply actions  

nice save giggy

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 7:24 PM EST reply actions  

WENDEL CLARK HANG OUT NIGHT? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 7:26 PM EST reply actions  

You have to enter a PIN from a Rona purchase.

Well would you look at that? My shelves all just broke and suddenly need to be replaced.

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by puckurgently on Mar 11, 2010 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

i need a new reciprocating saw

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

/throws a chair through the wall

Hmmm, weird. Off to Rona

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by PPP on Mar 11, 2010 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Huh...

You know, I’ve never painted this apartment.

Well, off to Rona.

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by Archimedies on Mar 11, 2010 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

carolina just tied it.

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by ohshrit on Mar 11, 2010 7:27 PM EST reply actions  

I WANT TO WENDEL WITH KAVEL

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by Archimedies on Mar 11, 2010 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I'VE MET WENDEL

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by puckurgently on Mar 11, 2010 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

ME TOO!

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by PPP on Mar 11, 2010 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

me too

twice.

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by ohshrit on Mar 11, 2010 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Friend of PPP?

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by JohnnyG on Mar 11, 2010 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

You know it!

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by PPP on Mar 11, 2010 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

There is?

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by Travis Hair on Mar 11, 2010 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

PPP is Dave Nonis. They’re totally the same dude.

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by loser domi on Mar 11, 2010 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

He tampers himself.

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by Travis Hair on Mar 11, 2010 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Hah. Eww. But hahaha.

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by bkblades on Mar 11, 2010 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

bow chicka bow wow

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, maybe if some ladies would put him on the real ladder he wouldn’t have to.

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by puckurgently on Mar 11, 2010 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

How would you know that, sir?

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by stucky on Mar 11, 2010 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

he is formerly the god of thunder, he knows all

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not Thor.

I’m formerly Odin. The all-seeing!

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by Travis Hair on Mar 11, 2010 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

same myth different deity

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

don't we all do that?

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by loser domi on Mar 11, 2010 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

you tamper with PPP??

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by ohshrit on Mar 11, 2010 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

she wishes

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Didn’t we say he also looked like that little boy scout from the movie UP?

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by bkblades on Mar 11, 2010 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

possibly.

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He isn’t asian!

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

That kid didn’t look very Asian.

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by bkblades on Mar 11, 2010 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

He was asian!

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah in the pink shirt.

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by ohshrit on Mar 11, 2010 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

When you use Wendel as a verb does that mean “To use someone as a punching bag”?

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by JohnnyG on Mar 11, 2010 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah come on, what the heck else is it suppose to mean?

If someone told you

“Man, He Wendeled him” What would you think?…. Actually check that the more I say that more it is sounding dirty….

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by JohnnyG on Mar 11, 2010 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Good point.

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by Archimedies on Mar 11, 2010 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Deep Down inside where the doctors can’t fix?

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by JohnnyG on Mar 11, 2010 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

not as much as getting wendel’d does.

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by ohshrit on Mar 11, 2010 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Lol. Oh snaps.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 11, 2010 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Well played.

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by stucky on Mar 11, 2010 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I WANT TO HANG OUT WITH PAVEL

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by bkblades on Mar 11, 2010 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I WANT TO BANG A GAVEL

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by Archimedies on Mar 11, 2010 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

THE ROBES OF THE JUDGE WILL UNRAVEL

I spent a good 10 minutes trying to keep this going.

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by bkblades on Mar 11, 2010 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I WANT TO HEAR BOLERO BY RAVEL

/stretching the joke real far

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by stucky on Mar 11, 2010 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I wonder what players think of those events where they have to meet and spend time with a fan

by Theodles on Mar 11, 2010 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Depends on how the team or the person is playing at that given moment.

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by JohnnyG on Mar 11, 2010 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

too bad no one else is.

well stalberg.

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by ohshrit on Mar 11, 2010 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

bozak’s got wheels

by birky on Mar 11, 2010 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Primeau can move. Can’t do much when he gets there, but he can move.

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by puckurgently on Mar 11, 2010 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

bozak has decent wheels

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

does bozak have wheels?

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by ohshrit on Mar 11, 2010 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

What about bozak?

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by Archimedies on Mar 11, 2010 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

is the game in columbus?

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by ohshrit on Mar 11, 2010 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

grandpa it hurts my privates

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

huh?

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by Archimedies on Mar 11, 2010 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

que?

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by ohshrit on Mar 11, 2010 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

It failed twice =( Alas!

Burger King had an mascot named Wheels way back when =D

by Theodles on Mar 11, 2010 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I remember that kid! The group of them was on their Kids meal wasn’t it?

Or am I thinking of Jr Jays?

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by JohnnyG on Mar 11, 2010 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep! There was a whole group…..including a black dude!

by Theodles on Mar 11, 2010 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Jr. Jays

didn’t have a guy named Wheels. That was awesome though. Thanks for bringing it up.

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Another Random thought. I had a Spiderman comic that had something to do with the Calgary stampede and it had some kid in a psedo bike/wheelchair combo I think his name was wheels.

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by JohnnyG on Mar 11, 2010 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m hearing Bozak has wheels, unconfirmed.

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Kypreos confirms

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by Archimedies on Mar 11, 2010 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Great, now I’m going to think Bozak is slow.

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by stucky on Mar 11, 2010 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

He didn’t scream it though, so I don’t believe you.

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BOZAK IS SO FAST! HES LIKE LIGHTNING!

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, now I understand.

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by bkblades on Mar 11, 2010 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Mr Happy?
why are they talking about someones wang?

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Not just anyones wang.

MY WANG!

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That’s what I thought….

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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 11, 2010 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

TWST

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by Archimedies on Mar 11, 2010 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably somebody Bowen knows. He is always name dropping random folks from Unionville.

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by Peanut Butter Rally Time on Mar 11, 2010 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Is he Macedonian, too?

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by bkblades on Mar 11, 2010 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

that would just be loopy

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

MARKHAM REPRESENT!!!!!

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by ohshrit on Mar 11, 2010 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep, you can enjoy a drink at the same location as ol’ Bozo on Fridays if you know where to look.

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by Peanut Butter Rally Time on Mar 11, 2010 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Steve Thomas?

Might as well be considered from Markham.

Fuck you Stamkos. You brilliant SOB.

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by Peanut Butter Rally Time on Mar 11, 2010 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Steve Thomas is awesome i helped him out at roots in markville once when i worked there.

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by ohshrit on Mar 11, 2010 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I used to work at the old Par 3 in Unionville. He used to come in all the time. Typical ugly hockey player power drive. But it looked like it went 300 yds easy.

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by Peanut Butter Rally Time on Mar 11, 2010 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Coaches clothes

Provided by Copplay.

Now I know.

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by Archimedies on Mar 11, 2010 7:36 PM EST reply actions  

Copplay? Is this anything like cosplay?

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by bkblades on Mar 11, 2010 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Goodness

I hope not

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by Archimedies on Mar 11, 2010 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Coldplay?

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by loser domi on Mar 11, 2010 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s not much better.

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by stucky on Mar 11, 2010 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd photoshop that

but it’s too disturbing.

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by Travis Hair on Mar 11, 2010 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

DAMN HANSON so close

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by ohshrit on Mar 11, 2010 7:36 PM EST reply actions  

Nice wheels!

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by PPP on Mar 11, 2010 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Bozak

Has them too

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by Archimedies on Mar 11, 2010 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

in columbus

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

like bozak

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

not as fast as bozak

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by ohshrit on Mar 11, 2010 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

who does he think he is? phil kessel?

by birky on Mar 11, 2010 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Yo dudes

I’m hungry

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by Archimedies on Mar 11, 2010 7:36 PM EST reply actions  

I am still hungry

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by PPP on Mar 11, 2010 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

i just ate me’s a chicken wrap and salt et vinegar chips.

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by ohshrit on Mar 11, 2010 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I can make you pan fried ramen. It’s awesome.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 11, 2010 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

well crap

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 7:37 PM EST reply actions  

dammit stamkos.

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by ohshrit on Mar 11, 2010 7:37 PM EST reply actions  

Oh. Huh.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 11, 2010 7:37 PM EST reply actions  

Shit

"If it's a choice between the truth and the legend, print the legend." - John Ford

by LostInOz on Mar 11, 2010 7:37 PM EST reply actions  

Stamkos Scores

Grass green.

Sky blue.

Willing to trade humour for cash, straight up.

by Archimedies on Mar 11, 2010 7:37 PM EST reply actions  

Bingo

Nice snipe

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by PPP on Mar 11, 2010 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Snipeshow

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by Archimedies on Mar 11, 2010 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

DAMN!

You know how there is always one guy on the other team that you are supposed to pick and be like, We aren’t gonna let him beat us…… Why can’t we do that!

Life as a Toronto Sports Fan?... *sigh*... It is what it is...

by JohnnyG on Mar 11, 2010 7:37 PM EST reply actions  

Our PK numbers. They were so shiny.

by Bower Power on Mar 11, 2010 7:38 PM EST reply actions  

We can’t even blame the CBC curse.

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by LostInOz on Mar 11, 2010 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

cripes that kid can shoot

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 7:38 PM EST reply actions  

Figures

Like it’s pre-ordained or something.

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Mar 11, 2010 7:38 PM EST reply actions  

That was a crazy shot……….

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by LeafFan1989 on Mar 11, 2010 7:38 PM EST reply actions  

awwww

I missed a cute off? Dangit. Anything else?

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by loser domi on Mar 11, 2010 7:39 PM EST reply actions  

Bozak

has wheels.

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by Archimedies on Mar 11, 2010 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

feel free to continue

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Cute offs never end.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 11, 2010 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

phaneuf continues to struggle.

by mick mcgeough on Mar 11, 2010 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

what?

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

you don’t think? was that a good penalty?

by mick mcgeough on Mar 11, 2010 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

no, I dont, but i wouldnt call taking a meh penalty “continuing to struggle”

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

a phaneufian smash will make me feel better. perhaps in the second.

by mick mcgeough on Mar 11, 2010 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Lots of time left.

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by PPP on Mar 11, 2010 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t know that it means he’s been struggling. Bad penalty though.

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by PPP on Mar 11, 2010 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

im just feeling a little underwhelmed by his play. i guess it will take awhile for him to settle in.

by mick mcgeough on Mar 11, 2010 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

he hasnt scored, but other than that he has been one of the leafs best defensemen every game he has played

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

true, its just unfortunate that he will need to get back up to about 20 goals to be considered a success. we already have tough d that dn’t score much. he’s our offense on the rear end after kabby is shipped

by mick mcgeough on Mar 11, 2010 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

In one of the previous games, he had over 30 minutes of TOI. I can’t ever be underwhelmed by that.

by Bower Power on Mar 11, 2010 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

WHAT

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by Archimedies on Mar 11, 2010 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

phaneuf continues to struggle take penalties.

I wouldn’t say he’s struggling.

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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 11, 2010 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s definitely not struggling with taking penalties =D

by Theodles on Mar 11, 2010 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s where he’s a viking!

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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 11, 2010 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

actually,

we were showing off our folds.

your turn.

by birky on Mar 11, 2010 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Ummm….are saying we’re all fat? :o

by Theodles on Mar 11, 2010 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I already showed you guys my folds once. Step off.

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by loser domi on Mar 11, 2010 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

ummm, when was that?

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by ohshrit on Mar 11, 2010 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Barry Melrose rocks

the time I had a picture of the “Mrs. Tavares” shirt a a result of a lost bet

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by loser domi on Mar 11, 2010 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

oh i think i remember that.

i must be getting folds confused with soup.

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by ohshrit on Mar 11, 2010 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, people here like pictures of boobs.

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by loser domi on Mar 11, 2010 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

who doesn’t!

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by ohshrit on Mar 11, 2010 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Boobs?

Where? What is this site?

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by bkblades on Mar 11, 2010 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

is shocked by this statement

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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 11, 2010 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

WOW SOMEONE I DONT KNOW WILL WIN A CAR
I DONT FUCKING CARE

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 7:42 PM EST reply actions  

Do they get to take the girl too…

by Theodles on Mar 11, 2010 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Grand prize!

Leafs Nation: A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Mar 11, 2010 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you come with the car?

Oh, you! Tee hee!

Too close for missiles, I'm switching to dead raccoons.

by puckurgently on Mar 11, 2010 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

heh…ah the simpsons is too kid friendly for “Do I get to take you for a ride too?”

by Theodles on Mar 11, 2010 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Is Ed too tall Jones too tall?

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by ohshrit on Mar 11, 2010 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Get off the fence and tell us how you really feel big guy.

"If it's a choice between the truth and the legend, print the legend." - John Ford

by LostInOz on Mar 11, 2010 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

If I wanted to see someone win a car

I’d watch Let’s Make a Deal and hope that they win a Zonk car :)

Truculence...starting 10/1/09

by LeafBoy on Mar 11, 2010 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

He looks like Chad Kilger!

Or the ghost thereof.

"If it's a choice between the truth and the legend, print the legend." - John Ford

by LostInOz on Mar 11, 2010 7:44 PM EST reply actions  

Rona contest w/Wendel

Is there some way we can make DGB think that he won?

by McCabe the Martyr on Mar 11, 2010 7:46 PM EST reply actions  

lol that would be such a mean prank

by Theodles on Mar 11, 2010 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

if i won Id ask wendel to record my machine message for my phone
“Hi this is Wendel Clark, Jared isnt here right now, but leave a message after the beep, and if it isnt a good message I will punch out your blood”

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 11, 2010 7:49 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

rec'd

for Wendel

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by loser domi on Mar 11, 2010 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude.

Thou shalt not bear false Wendel.

Too close for missiles, I'm switching to dead raccoons.

by puckurgently on Mar 11, 2010 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

“But I didn’t even enter?!?”
“Doesn’t matter, Wendel doesn’t need any stinkin’ ballots”
“Good point.”

by McCabe the Martyr on Mar 11, 2010 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Wendel learned who you were and entered for you?

Truculence...starting 10/1/09

by LeafBoy on Mar 11, 2010 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

An 11 year championship drought! That’s huge….oh….wait….

by Theodles on Mar 11, 2010 7:48 PM EST reply actions  

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