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Edmonton Oilers at Toronto Maple Leafs, Mar 13, 2010 7:00 PM EST
I'm not fashionably late. I'm just supremely trendy.
Oilers and Leafs.
This is your game day thread.
Keep it cute or put it on mute.
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If we’re ever a playoff team they should do this before every game.
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How it should be.
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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 13, 2010 7:17 PM EST up reply actions
The Leafs almost never miss with pre game stuff
"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer
with this in the site addres “watch-edmonton-oilers-vs-toronto-maple-leafs”, one could imagine there’ll be leafs vs. oilers. sadly, one would be wrong and there’s bruins vs habs… anyone has working link? :/
Any fool can win the gold, its consistency that matters
Can you see the cbc streams from where you are? They usually have both games on cbcsports.ca or whatever
http://www.justin.tv/shlimebawx#r=cvjtWnU~
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I can’t wait to sing Oh Canada at the ACC.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 13, 2010 7:16 PM EST reply actions
I <3 Lee Stempniak.
Desert Ninja with 4th goal in 4 games. :D Muchas gracias.
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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.
I'm sure
There’s no way that production will peter off
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Nope.
I fully expect him to score every game. Are you saying I have unrealistic expectations?
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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.
Hah, no.
Seriously, it’s nice to see a good suit-buttoner fitting in.
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He is a snappy dresser.
Met him after the last game. He and his fiance were really nice.
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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.
No actually.
It was grey.
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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.
/whistles
I like it.
What colour was the tie and shirt?
(Sorry, these things really matter to me)
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Memory is fuzzy.
But I think the tie was blue and grey with a blue shirt.
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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.
Sounds like Stempniak
No detail overlooked.
Thank you for the update.
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He even introduces himself.
“Hi, I’m Lee Stempniak”
/thinking “Yeah, I know.”
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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.
How very WWoLD
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- Major Mike Shearer
Buttons!
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He just scored again.
5 goals – 4 games. I love Lee Stempniak.
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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.
Is she a ninja too?
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
I'm still alive.
So i’m guessing no.
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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.
Does anyone have a contract out on you.
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I dunno.
Dave Shoalts? Maybe someone from Winnipeg?
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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.
he’ll revert to his ninja ways soon enough.
The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 13, 2010 7:19 PM EST up reply actions
Black goes better with sand than it does with snow.
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ha ha,
The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 13, 2010 7:20 PM EST up reply actions
I hate Ethan Moreau. I hate him so much.
by Benjamin Massey on Mar 13, 2010 7:19 PM EST reply actions
Hold on to the puck Gustavsson yikes.
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Seriously...
We’re playing a team with Taylor Chorney, Theo Peckham and Jason Strudwick on D.
Come on now. Let’s get some freaking pucks in deep
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You could have made those first two names up and I would have believed it.
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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 13, 2010 7:21 PM EST up reply actions
We’re playing a shitty team. We’re going to make JDD look like Patrick Roy tonight before mailing in the second and third periods and losing 4-3.
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And we won’t win another game…
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
This isn’t pretty to start.
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No worries
We got a first round pick. Right?
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Did the CBC just put up a graphic that said Edmonton was 1-13-1 in their last 11 road games?
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“Fall for Hall” isn’t just a catchy slogan.
by Benjamin Massey on Mar 13, 2010 7:23 PM EST up reply actions
he’s actually named drouin deslauriers, they’ve dropped the first part cause it actually is too long
Dmitri Yushkevich was so tough, he once blocked a Chuck Norris kick with his teeth and finished the shift.
by AkiSchennberg on Mar 13, 2010 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
Solid chances there.
The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 13, 2010 7:22 PM EST reply actions
Glove save
And a beauty.
The only Hughson call I like: “He stopped that too!”
I say it all the time.
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He says it all the time in NHL 06 on my gamecube.
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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 13, 2010 7:23 PM EST up reply actions
Deslauriers is showing off. I hate show offs who play goalie very well. I like show offs who play goalie bad.
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In road-hockey
We had a rule that you have to flash leather every time you make a glove save.
We called it “Vaughning”
as in: “Oh! And he Vaughn’s it!”
Still use it to this day
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I do the leg save exaggeration. Routine roller, I flash out the thigh.
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Entrepreneur not slut, get it right
I get dinner first. It’s called perks.
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Road-Hock Goaltending
Is all about over-doing flashy saves.
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Like this?
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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 13, 2010 7:24 PM EST up reply actions
I want to assume this is Patrick Roy.
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’tis
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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 13, 2010 7:28 PM EST up reply actions
That was a slick little move by Grabovski.
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At least John Mitchell realizes he’s playing against fucking garbage and dekes appropriately.
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For you Leafs fans watching, Jeff Deslauriers is an epically awful goaltender. He’s the Trojan War of netminding. But I think I’d rather have him than Jonas Gustavsson.
Have I got that about right?
by Benjamin Massey on Mar 13, 2010 7:26 PM EST reply actions
.903 sv% on the Oilers doesn’t make me think he’s that bad.
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Gustavsson isn’t great now, but he has promise. Is Deslauries in that same category?
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Jeff Deslauriers promises some really terrible goals against.
(Except sometimes he turns into Dominik Hasek and gets a 30-save shutout. He’s a weird one.)
by Benjamin Massey on Mar 13, 2010 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
I honestly hope that Quinn gets a big ovation. Last returning hero from the good years that deserves it.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
as long as they don’t play the corny mighty quinn song
by Chuck Diesel on Mar 13, 2010 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
Rickard Wallin offensive zone holding penalty.
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That…THAT IS A PENALTY?
I hate the “new” NHL sometimes.
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Or the Leafs season: either one works
Wasn’t much of a hold, for sure, but Wallin didn’t need to do that. It was a stupid move on his part.
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It’s pretty easy to not let go of your stick and grab somebody.
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A PSA from WAC
Tonight is daylight savings. When changing your clocks, also check the expiration dates on your condoms.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 13, 2010 7:32 PM EST reply actions
Mine have dust on them. Thats not good right?
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It is not advisable.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 13, 2010 7:34 PM EST up reply actions
Is there an archaeological expedition looking for them?
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Oh I figured you did.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 13, 2010 7:38 PM EST up reply actions
Yes. Spring Forward, Fall Back.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 13, 2010 7:34 PM EST up reply actions
:( this means the games will start at 3am… maybe, my brain no work
Any fool can win the gold, its consistency that matters
And what a she!
(Feel better?)
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we don’t move our clocks yet. when we do, it will be the same but for few weeks or so, there’s the one hour different
Any fool can win the gold, its consistency that matters
6-26-3…ouch.
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Or the Leafs season: either one works
Indeed
This must be one funny looking woman with measurements like that, yikes!
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Uh, how about that ovaltine? Roundtine?
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What's the deal with lampshades?
You want light AND you want shade?
Come on people, pick one and go with it
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IF HE OPENS HIS BIG MOUTH ONCE AGAIN IT’S LAMPSHADE TIME.
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Kaberle off the crossbar. I’ll count it as a positive for him.
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Improvement! Proves he’s actually shooting the puck too.
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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 13, 2010 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
Your enthusiasm is appreciated.
Your jinxing is not.
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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 13, 2010 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
I’m not bad luck but you may call me jinxstradamus
by Chuck Diesel on Mar 13, 2010 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
BCWW? dirty caputi sounds dirty
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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 13, 2010 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
Aw man, that one got me right in the Caputi!
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Dude...
Last night at the bar, I brought this chick home and she was all over my Caputi.
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she said you can put it in my caputi if you want
by Chuck Diesel on Mar 13, 2010 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
Stempniak just scored again.
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Holy crap, did we just trade away a 50 goal scorer for a 4th and 7th?
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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 13, 2010 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
Stempniak now at five goals in his first four games in Phoenix.
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So his effort never pays off for us but elsewhere….fuck our luck.
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Or the Leafs season: either one works
He playing ability is directly proportional to his invisibleness. In Phoenix, it’s almost at infinity.
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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 13, 2010 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
really don't understand
How we didn’t get a better pick for him
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Maybe no one else wanted him.
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how? he had to force people to take him practically. No one wanted him
by Chuck Diesel on Mar 13, 2010 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
GOAL
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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 13, 2010 7:42 PM EST reply actions
Kulemin
Sign my boobs!
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Nik Kulemin is the best player in the NHL.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
It boggles my mind that his point totals aren’t higher given how hard he plays on the ice.
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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 13, 2010 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
he’s been playing with a ninja and other assorted rats
by Chuck Diesel on Mar 13, 2010 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
WOOOOO KULIE!!!!!!!
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BOZAK MAKES A BOZO OUT OF DESLAURIES. LEAFS LEAD 1-0
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Follow up:
EDMONTON JUST “SOILED” THEMSELVES ON THAT BOZAK GOAL. HAHAHAHAHA….
I don’t get it.
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an Oil pun i think…
Dmitri Yushkevich was so tough, he once blocked a Chuck Norris kick with his teeth and finished the shift.
by AkiSchennberg on Mar 13, 2010 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
me too
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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 13, 2010 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
This guy is just epic.
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Or the Leafs season: either one works
I'm totally addicted.
I hate myself for it and I have no idea who to blame, I think it’s Jared’s fault.
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Good to see the Kessel Kulemin Bozak line back together for that goal.
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Bozaks the brains, Kessel’s the skill and Kuli is the brawn
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I love this line. I hope it stays together for the rest of the season.
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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 13, 2010 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
The Buds looked sloppy to start
But they seem to have it together now, while the Oilers are in full “Heimlich for Hall” mode
BOZAK!!!!
WHAT A GOAL!
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TYLER BOZAK WITH A DANDY
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Another point for Kulemin.
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Bozak is real hot.
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Bozak: so hot right now.
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EDMONTON “SOILS” THEMSELVES AGAIN WITH BOZAK’S AMAZING 2ND GOAL! LEAFS LEAD 2-0 :o)
I really don’t think he knows that Kulemin scored the 1st
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He just used the same joke twice too
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I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say there’s a lot he doesn’t know.
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IT'S OH SO QUIET
AND SO PEACEFUL AND STILL….
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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 13, 2010 7:51 PM EST reply actions
Half decent pass too
Kessel seems to have forgotten that he is supposed to be a one-dimensional soft puck-hog
He’s useless without Savard.
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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 13, 2010 7:52 PM EST up reply actions
Nice shot selection by Stalberg. Missed by a few inches there.
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Stalberg is a bit of a puck hog…..maybe should pass a little bit
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