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Birky: hardstylle and I stayed in that game on Arica. We lost but on the second to last defense round we had them down to 11 tickets.

I got six dog tags.

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by Chemmy on Mar 16, 2010 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

i hope my tax refund gets here soon….

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn’t understand a word of that.

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by clrkaitken on Mar 16, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

me either.

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by ohshrit on Mar 16, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe it’s how people from the land of MW2 talk.

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by article1 on Mar 16, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like good ole Battlefield BC2

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by chillin411 on Mar 16, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

buh?

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by Archimedies on Mar 16, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

BAD COMPANY!
I WANT IT

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

BAD COMPANY

thought that’s what it was.

It’s good then, yes?

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by Archimedies on Mar 16, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont know
=(

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Definitely solid.

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by chillin411 on Mar 16, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was playing a video game with birky earlier. Did we pick out a bar yet?

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by Chemmy on Mar 16, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Iunno

Any old bar will do. We should just have everyone meet us at a central location.

We could even go downtown if you’d like. I’m terrible at this sort of thing.

Any idea what time roughly you’ll be in town? I just need to know so I can wake up / buy weed in time

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by Archimedies on Mar 16, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you looking for a pre-game or post-game spot?

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by daoust on Mar 16, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Neither

Friday night

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by Archimedies on Mar 16, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahh… makes it easier actually, don’t need to worry about proximity to ACC.

green room’s always good to sit and get sh8tfaced, and there’s some ok spots in kensington or along college in that same hood.

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by daoust on Mar 16, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am happy. Afredsson is getting booed in his own building. Its always good to know that theres enough leaf fans there to pull it off without getting beat up.

Also for that Gustavsson save?

GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by BlindSight on Mar 16, 2010 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

seriously?

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by missy on Mar 16, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d prefer a ’Let’s go Monster’ chant.

‘GUUUUUUUU’ does not make me feel warm and fuzzy.

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by article1 on Mar 16, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leafs fans are becoming Canucks fans?

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Mar 16, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’re tampering with their chant just to piss them off?

by Theodles on Mar 16, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

No. It’s a lack of imagination.

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by article1 on Mar 16, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I prefer this answer.

by BlindSight on Mar 16, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have the Sens feed on Center Ice and they’re doing a telethon during intermission.

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by Chemmy on Mar 16, 2010 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

failure

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Roger’s House – the Roger Neilson charity

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by PPP on Mar 16, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, the canucks were having a telethon on Sunday night during the nucks-flames game. ours was for the Canucks For Kids charity. they showed emotional stories about Burrows and Luongo being good friends with the kids there and all that sappy stuff instead of highlights and panel.

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by missy on Mar 16, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Silly question!

Why have a telethon during a hockey game?

Ugh nevermind. I realize I continue to live in the stone age with my hatred of cell phones.

by Theodles on Mar 16, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

They are probably collecting cash in the concourse and selling a tonne of merch

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by PPP on Mar 16, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stop spelling ton wrong!

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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 16, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

TONNE

Learn English :P

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by PPP on Mar 16, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

whats a ton? is that like a hectare?

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

how are these internets working out for you?
so modern!

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

What? The internets have been around since Al Gore invented it back in the 80s!

by Theodles on Mar 16, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

so have cell phones!

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hah….something I have to carry in a duffel bag is not small enough to be considered a cell phone.

by Theodles on Mar 16, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colin Campbell does a wonderful job

Fire him! Fire him now! With fire!

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by article1 on Mar 16, 2010 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s Watters

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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

There is no excuse for stupidity that rampant.

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by article1 on Mar 16, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

the other moron was worse “I dont get the fine! he looked like he was thinking about doing something illegal! i dont get the fine!”
HE DID SOMETHING ILLEGAL YOU R TARD!

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can’t wait till Belak retires and takes broadcasting by the throat!

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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why are these people so stupid?

They should either hire us to do studio and commentary. Or they should hire us to replace Campbell. Either/or would work.

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by article1 on Mar 16, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

ISS issues new rankings. Seguin now #1

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by clrkaitken on Mar 16, 2010 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha. Terrible.

Hall and Seguin finished with the same number of points but Hall played way fewer games and looked decent at the WJC (to which Seguin wasn’t invited).

Shrug.

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by Chemmy on Mar 16, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe they value Seguin’s 8 goals over Hall’s 8 assists? shrugs

by Theodles on Mar 16, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hall was also on a way more stacked team

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know what's stupid?

Rogers Sportsnet regional programming. right now:
East: NHL Hockey
Ontario: NHL Hockey
West: NHL Hockey
Pacific: Poker After Dark

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by missy on Mar 16, 2010 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

how can you have poker after dark when its still light out?

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

They play Poker in a dark room of course

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Mar 16, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Poker rooms aren’t dark, but there aren’t any windows.

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by article1 on Mar 16, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking of a Photography dark room

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Mar 16, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tell me about it, you gotta think people in BC would rather watch Sens/Leafs than poker….its probably some territory rights thing with the Canucks

by TheDeek on Mar 16, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriously, even the edmonton-minnesota game on the West feed would be better than poker!

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by missy on Mar 16, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah but

That’s not how regional programming works

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by Archimedies on Mar 16, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Idealy every canadian team’s games would be national…we can hope

by TheDeek on Mar 16, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except

You wouldn’t get nearly as many games that way

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by Archimedies on Mar 16, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

ummm

That’s stupid how?

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by Archimedies on Mar 16, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Poker’s nowhere near as much fun to watch.

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by article1 on Mar 16, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah but

There aren’t any Pacific teams playing right now

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by Archimedies on Mar 16, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we have enough fans in Vancouver to be considered a Pacific team

by Theodles on Mar 16, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is there possibly overlap with the Canucks game tonight against the Isles?

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by chillin411 on Mar 16, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Canucks game

Is on Sportsnet Pacific at 10PM EST.

So I really don’t get the complaint here

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by Archimedies on Mar 16, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoooooooo.

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by Alix on Mar 16, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

not for your game, toronto-ottawa ends just as vancouver-ny are about to start.
seriously, TSN and CBC do it all the time, so why can’t Rogers?

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by missy on Mar 16, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

TSN and CBC have national TV deals

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by PPP on Mar 16, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because

TSN and CBC are national networks

Rogers is 4 different regional ones

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by Archimedies on Mar 16, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

NHL Rules

They’d have hockey on every channel as much as possible but they have to blackout a lot

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by PPP on Mar 16, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brian Burkes hair cannot be tamed

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I like his green tie.

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by Alix on Mar 16, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

his hair is truculent.

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by daoust on Mar 16, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

who was the Leafs last 30 goal scorer?

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Mats Sundin

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Mar 16, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Canucks have two. Oops sorry. Wrong thread.

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by Alix on Mar 16, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boom. Roasted.

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by PPP on Mar 16, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

yeah, but the Leafs have 13 cups!

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tearrrrr. I was just really excited about BOXER WALRUS and I MOAN MASSEUSE

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by Alix on Mar 16, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

wut?

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alex Burrows and Mikael Samuelsson’s anagrams

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by Alix on Mar 16, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

boxer walrus?

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah, okay. i figured it was canucks, but didn’t know which ones.

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by missy on Mar 16, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like samuelsson
“they can go fuck themselves” = pure gold

by Redonred on Mar 16, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

and he left the wings

by Redonred on Mar 16, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was absolutely amazing. He’s a fabulous interview. Never goes with the boring stereotypical quote.

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by Alix on Mar 16, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

But that’s not an anagram.

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by article1 on Mar 16, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh

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by Alix on Mar 16, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please don't use this photo. I hate that film.

Is much better

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by article1 on Mar 16, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

and each goal he’s had since the snub has been another “fuck you” to sweden, and we love it :)

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by missy on Mar 16, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly :)

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by Alix on Mar 16, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do not like

That Gustavsson looks behind him so often after shots on net.

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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 16, 2010 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, if he knows he doesn’t have it he needs to find the puck

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by PPP on Mar 16, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Although I guess he could just be trying to make a 2nd effort save… but it always looks like he’s like “uh oh i missed it”

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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 16, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doh.

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by Chemmy on Mar 16, 2010 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

notice how stalberg forchecks without crushing guys into the boards? i mean, i know there wasn’t a divot in the ice, but…

by birky on Mar 16, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn it Stalberg, speed is the one thing you have in spades, you can fucking catch volchenkov

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a bad play. Very dumb.

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by PPP on Mar 16, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great play by Gunnarsson

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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 16, 2010 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey guys, just got in. What’s happened thus far?

by PhilSpecter on Mar 16, 2010 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

PHIL FUCKIN KESSEL

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by Chemmy on Mar 16, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kessel scored!

Monster’s made some good saves.

Exelby managed to punched Neil in the face once.

by Theodles on Mar 16, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man Gustavsson almost pulled a Toskala dropping that puck.

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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 16, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

FORGET EVERYTHING I EVER SAID I LOVE MITCHELL

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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 16, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

holy snipeshow mitchell

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA JOHN MITCHELL

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by Chemmy on Mar 16, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

WHAT just happened?

by birky on Mar 16, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

John FUCKIN Mitchell

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SNIPE JOHN MITCHELL?

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by ohshrit on Mar 16, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Mitchell just bought himself a few more weeks

by TheDeek on Mar 16, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

And that’s why nobody does hipchecks anymore.

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by clrkaitken on Mar 16, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Did Kessel and Mitchell switch jerseys?

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JOHN FUCKING MITCHELL FOLKS!

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by PPP on Mar 16, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

GO LEAFS GO

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GO LEAFS GO

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by Chemmy on Mar 16, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

John Mitchell

Has played a pair of pretty darn good games lately

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by Archimedies on Mar 16, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I still hate John MItchell.

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by ohshrit on Mar 16, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Mitchell sees Kessel’s snipe and goes “Fuck that, I can totally do that”

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by chillin411 on Mar 16, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

GRABBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

PINEAPLLE KILLER!

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Mar 16, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

GRABOVSKI

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by Chemmy on Mar 16, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

GRABBO!!!!!!

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by ohshrit on Mar 16, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

GGGGOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAALllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by birky on Mar 16, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

GRABBO!

GREAT FORECHECK BY STALBERG

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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 16, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Hell yes

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by clrkaitken on Mar 16, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

MITCH WITH THE “PITCH” FOR ANOTHER LEAFS GOAL. MITCHELL SCORES! 2-0 Leafs. :o)

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by Archimedies on Mar 16, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

hahaha, bless his heart

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s sexy.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 16, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

lol Elliot’s soul is crushed

by Redonred on Mar 16, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

OTTAWA SUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS

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by Chemmy on Mar 16, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

OTHER THAN MY FEED BEING SLOW, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!!!1

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by article1 on Mar 16, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, two very quick goals.

by PhilSpecter on Mar 16, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

So it was 1-0, and then I pulled out bacon for dinner tonight. By the time I got it in the sink to defrost, it was 3-0.

This only reaffirms how awesome bacon is in life.

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by chillin411 on Mar 16, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

as if i needed another excuse to love bacon.

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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 16, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go make more bacon NOW

by Huey2k2 on Mar 16, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

This should reaffirm your love.

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by seankelly on Mar 16, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

as i was about to say before grabbo went and was awesome
HEY OTTAWA, SUTTON SUCKS AT HOCKEY

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

How is Ottawa a playoff team?

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by clrkaitken on Mar 16, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

One good run

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by Archimedies on Mar 16, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

They won’t be for long.

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by article1 on Mar 16, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stalberg just kicked out Elliott’s feet haha.

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by Chemmy on Mar 16, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m only happy with this because he got away with it without a penalty

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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 16, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

GRABO SOME MOJO!!!!

Damn, this Leafs team is going to be nice to watch if it can solidify itslf next year.
Can me amek the playoffs again so we can crack the Sens come playoff time?

by BesterThanYesterday on Mar 16, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Godamnit XLB

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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 16, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

stupid XLB..who let him play?

by Beleaf on Mar 16, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its really a wonder nobody wanted exelby at the deadline…

by TheDeek on Mar 16, 2010 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

is this his first game back since the deadline?

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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 16, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is he replacing Finger? Finger isn’t great (especially in relation to his salary) but c’mon, Exelby?

by PhilSpecter on Mar 16, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mayers went before that sack of uselessness

by PhilSpecter on Mar 16, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exelby has a dirty dirty pube stach

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Still better looking than 94% of Ottawa.

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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 16, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exelby doesn’t have a job come April 11.

Coincidentally, this might be the same day I don’t have a job.

Something we have in common.

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by article1 on Mar 16, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait

You aren’t XLB, are you?

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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 16, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, but my job is in ‘consultation’ at the moment.

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by article1 on Mar 16, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

ouch.

XLB will have a job, Atlanta wants him back.. apparently

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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone is an improvement in Atlanta’s D

by Theodles on Mar 16, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

RT @DHSpeedwagon JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST GOOD GODDAMNED SON OF A BITCH COCKSUCKER PIECE OF SHIT!

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by Chemmy on Mar 16, 2010 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

YOU MAD? RT @DHSpeedwagon: JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST GOOD GODDAMNED SON OF A BITCH COCKSUCKER PIECE OF SHIT

by Marc Pilgrim on Mar 16, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow.

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by missy on Mar 16, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

ELLE OH ELLE

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by Archimedies on Mar 16, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

delicious

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just watching Leafs fans on Twitter talk smack to him is fun

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Mar 16, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Millen

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by Redonred on Mar 16, 2010 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I never thought I'd say this...

But I kind of missed GRABO…he actually makes this team better..

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He`s playing quite well since his return.

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STRONGLY AGREE

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by PPP on Mar 16, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

grabbo rules

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t wait for a Grabbo Frattin partnership

by Redonred on Mar 16, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear God.

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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 16, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

GRABBO-PUTI-FRATTINCHINOS!

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

yus?

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thats why we love you

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know right?

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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 16, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec’d for the Zoolanderness

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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

omg, i still need to try to find one…..

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by missy on Mar 16, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

he’s been a hell of a lot better the last week or so than he was the first 3 months of the season

by birky on Mar 16, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

The craziness quotient was too low.

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by article1 on Mar 16, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't believe

People were so down on him beforehand

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by Archimedies on Mar 16, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I never lost faith in that insane little bastard.

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by article1 on Mar 16, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was never down..just didn’t think he’d be as important as he is..

by Beleaf on Mar 16, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah,

Well we traded away anyone that was ahead of him on the depth chart, so that may have helped

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by Archimedies on Mar 16, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree.

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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

i still think Burke could move him this summer

by birky on Mar 16, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only if we get a good deal

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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

why would anyone trade for a UFA?

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh wait, we are talkling grabbo not exelby anymore
ignore

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

I was about to go all…

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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think Kaberle + Grabovski would be pretty attractive

by birky on Mar 16, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

It looks like they’re trying him at wing tonight. I like this.

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RT @DHSpeedwagon Holy fuck Kessel is good. Anytime he’s just above the circles over the blue line he’s money. FUCK THE UNIBALLER!

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by Chemmy on Mar 16, 2010 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

The Ottawa coach looks like the T-1000.

by PhilSpecter on Mar 16, 2010 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Have you seen this boy?

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by seankelly on Mar 16, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, and we’re taking him

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice.

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by seankelly on Mar 16, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

He must’ve breathed a sigh of relief when we made the the Kessel deal.

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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have you seen this boy?

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by article1 on Mar 16, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

He looks like that dude from Dragon’s Den or Shark Tank for our Yankee counterparts

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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

There is no proof

that he isn’t.

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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 16, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

We should cut off his hand. See if it turns to liquid and come back to him.
If it doesn’t it still might be worth a laugh.

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by seankelly on Mar 16, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone Notice...

The Monster throwing the puck out of his glove after each whistle…the monster is developing some SWAGGER!!!

by Beleaf on Mar 16, 2010 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

If he hadn’t dropped it that one time, i wouldn’t mind.

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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 16, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, we’ve identified one of our super glaring weakness with the young guns.

We are frickin brutal on the PP

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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 16, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I would say pre- Phaneuf/Giggy/Deadline they sucked, now it’s different, I actually like them

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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kaberle was on the ice for both of those defensive zone faceoffs. Just saying….

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by SkinnyFish on Mar 16, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

This team does not know how to play with a lead.

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by article1 on Mar 16, 2010 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Not enough practice.

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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 16, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

dinner is eaten

so Phil the thrill, Grabbo and Mitchell scored? Am I reading this correctly?

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by loser domi on Mar 16, 2010 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

correct

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mitchell and Grabbo scored 19 seconds apart.

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by article1 on Mar 16, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cmon baby 5 on 3

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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 16, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

That was actually a pretty good play by Kabby behind our own net.

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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 16, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

That`s a terrible pun.

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by clrkaitken on Mar 16, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

If Orr kills Crackner again i just may need to buy an Orr jersey

by Redonred on Mar 16, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

MONSTER

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by Chemmy on Mar 16, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

MONSTER

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I like our numbers against Ottawa

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by article1 on Mar 16, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

MONSTER

Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?

by ohshrit on Mar 16, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

MONSTROUS BEHAVIOUR!!!1

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by article1 on Mar 16, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Wooooooooooooooooooo!

"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."

by Fergus30 on Mar 16, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

hey!

how come I don’t see you in GDT’s?

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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

she hides

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

IN JARED’S BASEMENT

"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."

by Fergus30 on Mar 16, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

you want some popcorn?

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

is it low fat?

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by Fergus30 on Mar 16, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

popcorn has fat?

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope! Butter does :P

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by Fergus30 on Mar 16, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

you dont like butter?

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love butter. I was just being a douche.

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by Fergus30 on Mar 16, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

well no popcorn for you then

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I LIKE BUTTER

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by loser domi on Mar 16, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

s’ok, I found your candy stash.

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by Fergus30 on Mar 16, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

those are my psych meds

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahh, that’s why the wall is melting!

"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."

by Fergus30 on Mar 16, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

why do they have images of the Flintstones on them?

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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

blue bird of unhappiness!
im all out of manic mouse

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too bad he uses chocolate syrup

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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

chocolate syrup and bacon drippings.

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by loser domi on Mar 16, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I show up from time to time! But I stream the games because I don’t have cable and sometimes it’s too much for my computer.

"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."

by Fergus30 on Mar 16, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, well enjoy the show :)

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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, herrro

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by article1 on Mar 16, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey homie, how’re ya?

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by Fergus30 on Mar 16, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s a chance I might lose my job soon. So I’ve been busy working with stuff for that. But other than that, I’m pretty good.

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by article1 on Mar 16, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

:( oh no!

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by Fergus30 on Mar 16, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Upper management are cost-cutting. There’s 26 people affected and maybe 7 or 8 are going to get demoted or made redundant.

I think I’ll be okay, but it’ll be about 10 days before I know for sure.

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by article1 on Mar 16, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

what a pain in the ass! I think not knowing would suck the most. Best of luck to you, my friend.

"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."

by Fergus30 on Mar 16, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

TBH, there’s not much I can do, so there’s no real point stressing. What’s taken up my time is that I agreed to be a staff rep for the process, so I’ve been stuck in meetings and writing proposals.

I’ve popped in random comments and saw the Oilers game, but I haven’t had the time to pop into the CCs for a bit. Which makes me sad.

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by article1 on Mar 16, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t be sad – we’ll be there waiting when you get back. It won’t be long!

"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."

by Fergus30 on Mar 16, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least you’ll get severance…

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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriously can we save up our PPs and trade them for draft picks I prefer 5on5

by Redonred on Mar 16, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

if only..

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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some one must have put something awesome in Monster’s cheerios today.

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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 16, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck cheerios
that boy chows on frankenberry

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fruit Loops, they’re crazy delicious

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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Frankenberry? Is that just a fruit loops rip off?

by Theodles on Mar 16, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you

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by Chemmy on Mar 16, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

No…but people always say I’m a ripoff of Frosted Flakes…

Because I’m great.

Baddam Bum Ching

by Theodles on Mar 16, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

So bad, it’s good.

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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went to high school with that a and w guy…

by TheDeek on Mar 16, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

the fat manager or the employee?

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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ding-dong! May I interject for a second?

As a Burger Shack employee for the past three years, if there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that if you’re craving White Castle, the burgers here just don’t cut it. In fact, just thinking about those tender little White Castle burgers with those little, itty-bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals every time you bite into one… just makes me want to burn this motherfucker down. Come on, Pookie, let’s burn this motherfucker down! Come on, Pookie! Let’s burn it, Pookie! Let’s burn this motherfucker down!

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by Chemmy on Mar 16, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

All the time

I say “Lets burn this motherfucker down!” at work.

Also: rec for H & K reference

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by Archimedies on Mar 16, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

well executed, I give it 4 out of 5

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

His cameo was most excellent

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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Either way….I’m not sure it’s something to be proud of

by Theodles on Mar 16, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its my secret shame…i just needed to tell someone

by TheDeek on Mar 16, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol sorry…I didn’t mean that to be aimed at you =) I meant to insinuate that the actors probably weren’t all that good given their role. Didn’t realize at the time it was a shot at you too.

by Theodles on Mar 16, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only “famous” person I went to highschool with is Chris Stewart (playing on the Avs)

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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went to school with Evan McGrath.

He’s not famous yet…but he will be…he’s in the Detroit system.

by Theodles on Mar 16, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Though according to Wiki, he’s dating Gilmour’s daughter….not bad.

by Theodles on Mar 16, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I assume Clarks’ in the bushes awaiting the moment Chris takes it too far and punches his blood out?

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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

no high sticking!

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

i went to highschool with two Staal cousins

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went to school with

2 people famous in my area for dying—one was a suicide that shut down the state mental hospital, the other was malaria.

Holy crap, I need to get out more.

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by loser domi on Mar 16, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice, we had one kid a year die driving his skidoo across a barely frozen lake

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 people from my highschool died from various gang related activity’s… fucking Scarborough

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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

REPRESENT

"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."

by Fergus30 on Mar 16, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

one kid who was expelled from my school died after he lit himself on fire while huffing gas out of a shopping bag

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

THUNDA BAY YALL

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn’t go to work with anyone famous. I’ve met a few in my time, though.

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by article1 on Mar 16, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry I didn’t take it as an insult, in fact I loled!

by TheDeek on Mar 16, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Employee, I didnt know him at all and had somebody point it out to me actually…he was a few years older

by TheDeek on Mar 16, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mmmm… Staropramen…

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by article1 on Mar 16, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

no wai!

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by Fergus30 on Mar 16, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

ya wai

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by SkinnyFish on Mar 16, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

michell wei

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tiger Woods

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He probably fucked her. True.

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by Chemmy on Mar 16, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I SEEN ’EM!

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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Micheal Jackson

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Macauley Caulkin

I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.

by SkinnyFish on Mar 16, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

danny devito

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Christian Bale.

I win?

WWGRD? (What Would Gary Roberts Do?)

by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Redonred on Mar 16, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

the correct answer was Kevin Bacon

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

That rhymes with makin
which rhymes with bacon
which I like

by Redonred on Mar 16, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sun rises in East.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Mar 16, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

water wet

puppies cute

Article1: "I WANT HER TO BE A PRINCESS! THIS MAKES HER LOOK LIKE A SLUT!"

by loser domi on Mar 16, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

The pope shits in the woods.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Mar 16, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

it does?
HOLY SHIT

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grass green

Water wet

Willing to trade humour for cash, straight up.

by Archimedies on Mar 16, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

does not apply

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did someone just blow up?

Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Mar 16, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."

by Fergus30 on Mar 16, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s on my good books for tonight, since he punched Neil in the face.

WWGRD? (What Would Gary Roberts Do?)

by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sens still smell

Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Mar 16, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

News Sens Promo

Watch Sens Broadcasts!!!

Win tickets on the glass!!

Or a gun to get right to the result!!

by birky on Mar 16, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

This kid’s far from a dog…

Nice recovery…

by Theodles on Mar 16, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Love the Sens announcers.

“KELLY AND ALFREDSSON ON THE RUSH”.

Dude it’s a two on three. They didn’t even sniff a shot on net.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Mar 16, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I have found Archimedies' best friend's picture

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Mar 16, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

hhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy mmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnn

by birky on Mar 16, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I WANNA TALK TO SAMSON

Fairweather fans can go to hell

by leafer1984 on Mar 16, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden!

by TheDeek on Mar 16, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

SAMPSON

Willing to trade humour for cash, straight up.

by Archimedies on Mar 16, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is awesome.

Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Mar 16, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

>_<

"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."

by Fergus30 on Mar 16, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Matter of time i guess

by TheDeek on Mar 16, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by PhilSpecter on Mar 16, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Kaberleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by PhilSpecter on Mar 16, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, that explains it then

I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.

by SkinnyFish on Mar 16, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sutton?
Fuck off

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2010/3/16/1376603/leafs-sens-three-the-hard-way
http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2010/3/16/1376603/leafs-sens-three-the-hard-way
http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2010/3/16/1376603/leafs-sens-three-the-hard-way

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 16, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

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