Leafs @ Sens: Three the Hard Way
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“who here has felt personally victimized by Phil Kessel?”
Brian Elliott: “Me”
Leafs Nation: A drinking team with a hockey problem.
ahhhhh
"who here has felt personally victimized by Phil Kessel?"
Brian Elliott: "Me"
Leafs Nation: A drinking team with a hockey problem.
by nhlcheapshot on Mar 16, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
show me here on this doll where Kessel sniped you
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions
random question:
why is it always “Three the Hard Way” ?
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Beastie Boys. And the third tends to be the roughest.
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(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 16, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparently it’s a movie about white supremacists trying to kill black people by poisoning the water supply. The poison only kills blacks.
I’m guessing that was a Google search gone horribly wrong.
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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 16, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
That seems to be logical
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Mar 16, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s not The Klan, it’s The Man.
"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer
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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 16, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
A note on that last goal:
I think Millen is crazy to put the blame for that goal on Kaberle not getting the puck out. He never really had possession of it. Who was supposed to pick up Sutton on that?
GDT closed before I could reply to Jared’s highschool story…
Some kid got expelled from my highschool for threating to shoot up the school on youtube… this was like a week after the shootings @ Virgina tech, he claimed it was a joke… dumbass.
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions
i remember that on the news
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Ahhh, Scarborough.
One kid was held to a car and dragged around the parking lot. All because he drove this gang leaders girlfriend home one night.
"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."
What highschool was that?
I went to WestHill during the “We’ll take your garbage!” years.
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh yea? I had a friend who lived right near there! Interesting part of town.
I went to R.H. King Academy. Posh, I know.
"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."
I went to Dr. Norman Bethune C.I. a.k.a. the most pathetic high school ever
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Mar 16, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Communist.
The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 16, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
My law teacher Mr.(name withheld) had an eternal hard-on for that school
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
The school’s a joke. Everyone’s a nerd, everyone’s a wuss, and the school constantly puts All their funds into Band
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Mar 16, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Alert Alert Band Nerd!
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
i dated a girl who was in band, she was smokin
and a total animal
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you also glue a porno to your junk?
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
wait….what?
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
American Pie
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
hahaha
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ours puts it into the basketball team. Funny story a couple of my buddies on the hockey team had to go out and fund raise for the team while the basketball team didn’t have to…
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
At least your sports team had funds, our Rugby, Basketball, Wrestling and Hockey teams were all underfunded to hell. Volleyball and Badminton were the only sports people talked about
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Mar 16, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
wow. Nerd Academy.
The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 16, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
....
Volleyball and Badminton? What school did you go to?
(my school didn’t even have those)
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a school full of asians
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Mar 16, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Campbell?
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Bethune. I despise the school, though a few teachers were cool
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Mar 16, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I knew you were from Bethune, but Campbell’s 95% asian
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
my highschool didnt even have a hockey team
in thunder bay
but we had football….
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
that’s surprising
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
You had all those sports?
My last year we had football, basketball and soccer. Thats it
You wanna talk about ghetto, come talk about Rexdale schools
Fairweather fans can go to hell
Bethune isn’t Ghetto. It’s just a shitty school meant for Nerds
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Mar 16, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s probably because everyone constantly complains about me for incredibly stupid stuff
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Mar 16, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
stop doing incredibly stupid stuff for them to complain about!
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Like having long hair?
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Mar 16, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
You have long hair?
that fits perfectly with your name, I always read like an 80’s rock song.
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ve got a kickass beard as well. At least the people at my uni can appreciate those
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Mar 16, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I only have a goatee
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Sure
But not IN Rexdale
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put down the white wash homes
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck RH “We’re an academy, ya know!” King.
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Funny story, throughout highschool I never wore cargo pants because Borden had navy blue shirts and cargo pants as their uniform.
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually, I wasn’t smart enough to apply in grade 8.
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Yea. King wants you to think you have to be smart to go there… You don’t.
"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."
haha oh I know, it’s mainly a lottery thing. A couple questionable people got in, while my friend who got like pure 90’s got rejected.
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
In Scarborough (UK) the police cars all have ‘NYPD’ on them.
North Yorkshire Police Department.
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its not the same on the side of a skoda
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought they use Vauxall Vectras (diesel)
/Top Gear
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
They use lots of things depending on what they want them for.
I’ve seen Merc A-classes (which look ridiculous), Fords, Vauxhalls and any number of family hatchbacks. Most forces will also have a few marked and unmarked high end BMWs for high speed pursuit.
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i dont think bill waters is aware at all
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I don’t think he’s even aware he’s on tv.
The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 16, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
We should get Arch to throw stuff @ him.
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
He’d try and eat it, or sign it to a multi-year contract with a NMC.
The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 16, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Sadly
I’m wayyyy too busy today to worry about those mopes.
Clearly, not too busy to type away on a blog all day long
Willing to trade humour for cash, straight up.
So you’re the best kind of busy
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You got it
Hey, creating hilights for fans is my job! How else would I know what they want to see?
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“who here has felt personally victimized by Phil Kessel?”
He….(sobs) he candy caned my stick once. rubbed his hands all down my shaft and everything
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You kill me, don’t ever change
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
for those confused
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otkGYUWQ4OE
Phil Kessel tapes his stick
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hahaha
I like it!
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birthdays do give you a certain immunity.
The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 16, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
ha ha.
The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 16, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
you know how you buy a car?
well the movie is like that but with organs
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m guessing it’s a dystopian future.
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dystopian?
oh you
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Every movie
is about a dystopian future these days.
by Marc Pilgrim on Mar 16, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m intrigued with the storyline (from what I’ve gathered)
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
bewbs
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
and kowing you
explosions wouldn’t be that bad either
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We need MICHAEL BAY Stat!
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
bewbsplosions!
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Total Recall?
I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.
i wish i had three hands
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
wont somebody think of the cleavage!?
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
It is.
“My boob looked stretched and raw. When I studied it closer, I could see milky fluid moving around underneath the skin. Then to my horror,
liquid started leaking from the red patch.
Suddenly, it was spouting everywhere. Soon, my clothes were drenched. ?What on earth??’ I gasped.
I retched and screamed at the same time. It was as if my right boob had exploded."
Just heard that line. Hilarious.
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Thank you :)
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L4Y3R C4K3 great movie
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm sorry
my opinion of her is soured by the fact she was in that shitty G.I. Joe movie.
by Marc Pilgrim on Mar 16, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
You still would.
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True dat
but that doesn’t change the fact that the damn movie sucked balls.
by Marc Pilgrim on Mar 16, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
That doesn’t take away from her hotness
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Mar 16, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
JUST WATCH REPO THE GENETIC OPERA.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 16, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
YES DO THIS AND DO IT NOW
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
THIRDED
KICKASSERY AT IT’S FINEST
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I have to use a conversion widget in order to figure out that those temperatures are around 21 degrees.
Yea, Imperial is stupid.
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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 16, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
what about teh stone system of weights?
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kourics!
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
The following 4 countries still use the Imperial system: USA, UK, Burma, Liberia
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
brooks orpik?
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmmm…. I was warned not to take candy from guys in cars.
Nuffin’ ’bout vans.
by not norm ullman on Mar 16, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I checked it out, needless to say I don’t wanna talk about it
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
So…. ahhhh… how’d you got so much candy?
by not norm ullman on Mar 16, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I had to close my eyes and suck water out of a hose…..
/south park reference
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
They totally just showed a Giggy clip in the Monster montage.
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Haha didn’t catch that
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Did Dean Brown just call us unskilled?
Has he looked in his team’s’ dressing room?
by BesterThanYesterday on Mar 16, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions
Tim Brent’s biological father?
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
was he the guy that wrote the davinci code?
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You’re on…what’s the opposite of fire?
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leafer is cold as ice
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
/plays harmonica
ok, let’s all join in, you know the words…
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Except leafer’s about to win $20. What did you do today huh?
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wow, Phaneuf got ran
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions
I think Phanuef’s angry. Snes won’t like him when he’s angry…
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Seconded.
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3rded
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Neil likes being a target
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions
gah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfzPsv2KT2Y
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
This would be preferable

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Phaneuf doesnt even miss a shift
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions
UNLEASH THE FRATTIN!

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Totally rec’d.
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Caputi keeps coming close
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oh man, nice work Stalberg
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions
GAH!
Three great chances and 0 goals :(
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sick pass kessel
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions
Break his face! Break his face!
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Luke Schenn is not impressed by Neil
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions
Neil had the Scorpischenn Death Grip on him
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Mar 16, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions
Slumper party at Phil’s.
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Ruutu and Neil are gutless pukes. Those guys have no business being in the league. Guys like those two are reason enough to contract the league so they can weed out players like this.
Fuckin pathetic
Fairweather fans can go to hell
I love how Neil waits for Ruutuu to show up, then goes after Kulemin.
You are the toughest guy in the league, Neil.
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The league sure trembles in fear
in such “toughness” by Chris Neil. Ooooooooh.
/makes mocking gestures
by Marc Pilgrim on Mar 16, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
tFucking alfredsson
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions
Booed is his own arena
Love it
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what the fuck are you fuckin talking about, shit-eater?
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bahaha
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Worse ones than that, but the thought is appreciated.
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and they say chivalry is dead
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
/burps loudly
//scratches self
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don’t ever change
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate how only injury justifies a call more than 2 mins.
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what a fucking piece of shit, alfie. mats is embarrassed you’re swedish.
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by daoust on Mar 16, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
such a dirty piece of shit
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions
Garnet Exelby can earn his entire salary tonight by performing a repeat of that one.
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Yes he can, about time Ron Wilson uses that laptop @ the bench for good
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck you Ian Mendes
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions
what did u say?
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I wouldn’t call that justifying it, I’d call that mentioning that the players have history
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still, fuck that guy
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
ian_mendes
Definitely wasn’t justifying Alfie’s hit. It warranted penalty. Just trying to provide some context.
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by Archimedies on Mar 16, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Alfie = Cheap shot artist
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
wow
I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.
BOOM HEADSHOT
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
He’s gonna look like Gerber
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
damn, stalberg fans
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions
How is this not delay of game?
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DELAY OF GAME WHAT THE FUCK?
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
Phew thank god Kelly sucks
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions
If only Gary Roberts were here
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
nah
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Can’t compete; time for the cheap shots.
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That Sutton hit looked clean to me.
Leafs need to punish the sens for the Alfie hit though
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Haven’t seen a whole lot of truculence after hits like those
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
the two points are revenge enough
I still want some blood though
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
winning and blood would be nice.
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Smart
PP’s are good.
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i didnt like the straight arm to the face on the follow through
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
i liked how Mitchell responded
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
They’re calling it because Kelly had Gunnarsson tied up along the boards.
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thats what defensive zone coverage is for
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
His positioning on the first shot has been excellent, but he’s making some crazy save selections that put him way out of position for any rebounds. It’s working for him tonight, so I won’t knock it hard, but it just shouldn’t become a habit.
i think it already is his habit. but it is working tonight.
by mick mcgeough on Mar 16, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
don’t jinx it!
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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 16, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
my dad has the game on upstairs
sounds like go leafs go is echoing through the house
awesome
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
You guys don’t watch together?
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no, when the Leafs are terrible he is a channel flipper, randomly cuts to another show he is watching, maybe see 8 mins a period
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I’d lift my comment up from below, but my arms are too short.
by not norm ullman on Mar 16, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe kessel should go on the blue line for pp he hasn’t impressed all year on the halfboards. Boston didn’t play him much of pp either if i remember properly
teams know to smother him when he’s got the puck
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
whatever they do ive had just about enough of kabby back there on the pp.
by mick mcgeough on Mar 16, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I’d rather Orr vs. Neil
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Though it might just be him cheering on ole TJ Hooker in the reruns.
My Mum does that.
by not norm ullman on Mar 16, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions
Before going back to watch I’d just comment. Dear Greg Millen, when a roughing call is made because the defenseman got his fists in the forwards fist that is why its roughing not because of a shoulder.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
No Orr – Carkner V tonight?
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Everyone wants to kill the king. But the prince, he just sails along telling all the ladies, "One day I'm gonna be king."
by Steck It Out on Mar 16, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Game’s not over.
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Don’t know if Wilson would put Orr on with the game going the way it is.
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I wouldn’t, unless he’s going after Neil
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
AAaaaaand
that’s why John Mitchell and Jamie Lundmark are better suited for the AHL.
If my nose was full of nickels I would blow it all on you.
Lundmark’s nothing special but I wouldn’t mind him as a bottom 6 for league minimum
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I’d prefer him as a “pressure to keep your job” bottom 6.
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2-way deal then?
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah. Burke does love competition for jobs. He’s an experienced NHL’r. I think he’d be a good fit for us that way, and as a good relief if injuries happen.
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I’d make the deal
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Definitely. Don’t know if Lundmark would, though.
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I imagine he would, he’s been a fringe player his entire career, he’s got a good chance of staying up with us
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
He can stay for league minimum. But not much more…
If my nose was full of nickels I would blow it all on you.
exactly
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
6 week fill in. I can’t see him sticking long-term.
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his wife said he’ll play for free if we keep him.
by ShahofToronto on Mar 16, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe on the Marlies. He gets to stay in town that way. Not for the Leafs.
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she meant him wanting to stay in the NHL.
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
GO LEAFS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny
oh Caputi
you gotta rifle that
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions
er…..no
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I presume that was Caputi demonstrating his “knack for scoring in tight.”
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Are you talking about his hockey skills or something else?
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Discussion earlier today. Was told that Caputi had a real knack for scoring in tight to the net. What with his 2 goals and all…
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definitely, but its not like the leafs have a choice
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Dear Happy Trails
DON’T EVER MAKE THAT PASS AGAIN!
"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny
MONSTER
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions
WALLIN for his second!
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…of the year that is.
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its an epidemic
the entire defense core does it now. fuck i can still hear my dad gasp if i did that in novice.
by mick mcgeough on Mar 16, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHA WALLIN SEALS THE DEAL
FUCK YOU SENS!
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
WALLIN SCORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny
If letting Wallin having the empty netter isn’t a slap in the face for the Sens…
Prefers pugnacity to truculence.
Wallin scores???!
holy ass balls indeed
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As a pending UFA, what are the odds Wallin lands in Ottawa next year?
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He’s going back to the SEL, imo.
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I can’t see any team signing him over a prospect.
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He’s a star there anyways
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
ITS OVER 900!
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
My math says .9003 – we don’t need no stinkin’ rounding in our favour, even!
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GAH!

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
last three games agains the sens
2 goals allowed
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions
LEAFS WIN LEAFS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hahahaha
Kulemin is a beast and the SNES got pwnt.
If my nose was full of nickels I would blow it all on you.
WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 16, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
is there any connection between you and Miss Fox in real life? or do you both just like foxes?
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they’re dating
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
dating….like a fox!
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought they were dating….
"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny
I did not know that
and now I know
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No way that was Wallin. Maybe Stempniak dressed up as Wallin.
by not norm ullman on Mar 16, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions
MOVE
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