Maple Leafs 4 v Senators 1: Post-Game Instant Reaction
by PPP on Mar 16, 2010 10:13 PM EDT
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What's the excuse tonight Senators? The flu? The Great Mike Fisher missing the game?
Jonas Gustavsson played his best game of the year. Repeatedly bailed out a pretty sloppy team at times, cut down his angles, and did a decent job of controlling his rebounds. Johnny Mitchell sniped one, Phil Kessel continued his dominance of Ottaw, and RICKARD WALLIN SCORED!
What did you folks like? What could have been better? The Powerplay (Cough) (Cough)...wait...I did that wrong.
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sloppy, but i’ll take it.
beauchemin looked pretty lost tonight, no?
Yesterday is dead, but not my memory.
he got rocked a couple times tonight
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Self Re-tweet
Heard Wallin’s goal was scored into an empty net. Or, as Sens fans call it: Pascal Leclaire
Willing to trade humour for cash, straight up.
by Archimedies on Mar 16, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions 9 recs
/rimshot
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
YES!
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Self retweet
Flames and Leafs fans call it Vesa.
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beat ya to it
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Uh, don’t steal my thunder!
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i tweeted the leaf add on before you mentioned it
the thunder is mine
ALL MINE
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
But the premise was mine.
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premise does not equal profit
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
the word you are looking for is opportunist
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
so you are a dead body?
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
A REACTION SO FAST ITS INSTANT
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions
I didn’t see this game, but I felt it. In my pants.
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by Brunswick Bruiser on Mar 16, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions
I hate the Ottawa Senators.
"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer
Instead of trying to get back into games they go head-hunting. That is why they’ll never come close to winning anything.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
typical
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
How close is close?
How ‘anything’ is ‘anything’?
You’re just jealous because Burke overstated the truculence.
by Peter Raaymakers on Mar 16, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Which is why Daniel Alfredsson ran away from John Mitchell. Which is why Colton Orr has made Carkner his bitch 3 out of 4 times. Which is why Chris Neil and Jarkko Ruutu get tough when the ref isn’t looking.
Your team has a goal differential of -14, and if it wasn’t for that streak with Elliot playing out of his mind you’d be lucky to be in the playoffs. Hell, the way you’re team plays they’ll still be lucky.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
That is why they’ll never come close to winning anything.
Never is a long time. A lot longer than the less-than-three-years since the Senators have come as close as you can to winning everything.
As for Orr/Carkner, I don’t know how you give Orr the most recent decision. He’s made Carkner his bitch 2/3 times, certainly, but won that fourth won by technicality. Just for argument’s sake.
I will not debate how counter-intuitive it is that this team is in a playoff position, because it boggles the mind to look at the stats and then look at the standings.
by Peter Raaymakers on Mar 16, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Never Winning Anything?
Guess it’s true Sens fans don’t know anything about hockey:
And winning on a technicality is still winning. Not to mention he has 74.5% of the vote over at hockey fights.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
Did I say the Leafs had never won anything? I mean, you could probably forgive me for forgetting about something that was that long ago, but I never made that claim. You’re the one who’d said the Senators will “never come close to winning anything” less than three years after, as I said, they came as close as you possibly can to winning everything.
I agree winning by technicality is still winning. But it’s not “bitch-making” by any means.
by Peter Raaymakers on Mar 16, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I mis-read what you said as saying you’ve come closer than we have to winning anything. My bad.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
Yeah
we won the cup back when it was smaller and more exclusive. Now they go around handing it out in states where hockey rinks are the only place anybody has ever seen ice that didn’t fit into a drinking glass.
Well
They were in the final but not quite as close as you can get.
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Your three stars kinda weird me out
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by Ovechwin on Mar 16, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I was thinking high school tech club.
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by Brunswick Bruiser on Mar 16, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Anime + rejection + encyclopedic knowledge of computer protocol = THE INSTANT MESSAGE IS COMING FROMINSIDE THE HOUSE.
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by Brunswick Bruiser on Mar 16, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Jonas is just staring into my soul there….almost undressing me with his eyes…
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There are a lot of Leafs who seem to be able to do this.
I, for one, fear for LD’s, nay,ALL of our womenfolks’ clothes.
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by Brunswick Bruiser on Mar 16, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
that is the worst picture of kessel ever
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
not everyone is blessed with talent like Ovechkin, Backstrom, Green, Semin, etc.
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s like the group photo from the special ed class.
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by mf37 on Mar 16, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
haha Kessel
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Rec’d because I laughed. Am I a bad person?
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we are all bad people here
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ll save you guys a seat in hell.
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
thats ok, i have a box
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Short Bus? Awwwwssome!
Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!
by blindfolded tank driver on Mar 16, 2010 10:46 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Also look at that .900+ goaltending!
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Don't be vague.
It’s WAY over.
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by Brunswick Bruiser on Mar 16, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
LOOK AT THAT FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC GOALTENDING FOLKS!
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.968 is like porn for us.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
OH BABY! STOP THAT PUCK!
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Turn it around
And it’s even a good night for Toskala.
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by Brunswick Bruiser on Mar 16, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
MUCH BETTER!
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by Brunswick Bruiser on Mar 16, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
the three stars
Jonas is totally stealing my soul/undressing me, Kessel’s like, “ehn, whatever, get the picture doe so I can go home” and Gunnarsson’s a bit like “Fish killed my entire family”
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I think Gunnarsson is taking a shot at “blue steel”.
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by Brunswick Bruiser on Mar 16, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Who else was on the Douche line for the S*NES?
I kept hearing Neil and Ruutu… and?
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Mar 16, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions
There’s only one douche line? What an improvement.
I am Mikhail Grabovski's smirking revenge.
by kidkawartha on Mar 16, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Sutton
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
he’s a d-man
it was winchester
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh my mistake I thought he meant who were the douches tonight
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Then they seriously need to upgrade that line – they need someone as equally douchie on that line to the other 2 guys
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
Albert Einstein
by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Mar 16, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
from SSS’s game thread
Schenn is in the middle of every scrum, what a piece of shit
why is this so funny to me?
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions
An aptitude for trash disposal does not necessarily make you a garbage man. Just eco-friendly, and responsible.
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by Brunswick Bruiser on Mar 16, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
haha, that’s awesome. he was a +3 on the night too.
by TheOtherAndrew on Mar 16, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
My God
I am being insulted by hot Leafs fans. The Sens need hotter fans!
by Crooklyn Banks on Mar 16, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just too funny.
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by kidkawartha on Mar 16, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
“Sens fans” is an oxymoron all in itself
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
We do have a high watermark for hotness among our fans. Even after I shaved my beard.
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by Brunswick Bruiser on Mar 16, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
That’s amazing. I haven’t even been over there and they know that I am insulting them and I am hot
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Oh, hey, it’s that thing we couldn’t do before December.
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by Brunswick Bruiser on Mar 16, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Where’s that stat Bowan?!
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
thats gotta be a first this year
There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"
by Matt_Roberts on Mar 16, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Hardluck game for Caputi.
But Bozak and Kulemin are the real deal. Next season I’d like to keep that tandem together as a second line pairing…assuming Burke can bring in some top-tier scoring.
“Nice to see Gus playing the puck…OH MY GOD! Ah Block it!…phew…”
Repeat 5-6 times…
by TMLSiegeinVancouver on Mar 16, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions
But then wat to do with Grabbo??
Toronto Maple Leafs: Looking at next year since 1967
by LeafFan1989 on Mar 16, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
play him on the wing?
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually yea, him and Kuli are also pretty good chemistry wise so it would be interesting
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by LeafFan1989 on Mar 16, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
do you think grabbo lasts until his contract is up? i dont
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by Matt_Roberts on Mar 16, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Depends
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Burke signed him……and burke is loyal
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by LeafFan1989 on Mar 16, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
he sticks until at least the deadline next season
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
depends on our situation next year. If we’re still in the bottom then we’ll have to have another firesale
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
personally i think he stays until the leafs just dont have any room at center
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I think he’s here until either deadline of his final year, or he walks as a UFA when the deal is up. I get the sense he’s holding Kadri’s place, so it’s really up to Nazem to determine when Grabbo goes….
I have nothing interesting to say.
Too bad it was Boston that beat them tonight.
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
Albert Einstein
by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Mar 16, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Ugh
we really really really needed to win that game.
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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 16, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
No, Boston moving up and getting two mediocre first round picks is alright.
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by Brunswick Bruiser on Mar 16, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
very true.
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I would like Boston to just qualify for the playoffs so they can jump all those non playoff western conference teams to vault into the 15th pick spot
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
Albert Einstein
by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Mar 16, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I think
Chemmy lost a bet tonight
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
Albert Einstein
by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Mar 16, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions
Damn…but I thought it was 9 points we’re at now?
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
I think it was something about not passing 59 points
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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 16, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, Chemmy bet we wouldn’t get to 60. Leafer1984 took the bet.
Resident Capologist
Toskala Cap Counter - RIP
MAKE HIM EAT A SHRIMP TACO!
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yes! Shrimp taco!
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by Matt_Roberts on Mar 16, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
whats the wagers?
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
It was $20 that leafs wouldn’t finish the season over 59.5 points.
by Bower Power on Mar 16, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
They did it just to spite him
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If they don’t get another point for the rest of the year, Chemmy will be uber pissed…
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
Albert Einstein
by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Mar 16, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Unrelated
But Leighton left the Philly game with an injury
That just leaves…. Boucher.
Go Flyers!
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careful, Boucher might pitch a 4 game shutout
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by Matt_Roberts on Mar 16, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
he got scored on early
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I bet they wish they traded for Toskala now.
Or claimed Auld off of waivers. Or traded for Biron. Or done about 1000000000 other things at the deadline which they did not do.
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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 16, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
It probably would have been worth trading for Vokes.
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Rangers are lower in the standing then they are, so even if they wanted Auld they would’ve missed out
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I bet they wish they traded for Toskala now.
Isn’t that kind of like wishing someone would punch you in the groin?
by Mirinov's Nose on Mar 16, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
They’re used to it. Living in Philly is one big long groin punch.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
Ew…. then what does living in Buffalo equate to?
If my nose was full of nickels I would blow it all on you.
I'm guessing
it’d be something NSFW
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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 16, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't be silly.
No one ‘lives’ in Buffalo.
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by Brunswick Bruiser on Mar 16, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, Toskala is barely a passable ECHL goalie even when the entire other team is still hungover from the night before, but having Boucher carry the entire load for a team stacked with front-end talent? That’s a fuckin nightmare.
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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 16, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
wow, they just showed the replay of the Alfredsson hit, he tried to run away before mitchell caught him
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions
No surprises there. We need Mark Bell back for one game next year.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
Prolly could get him for cheap
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Zing!
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Cause they wish he (Alfie) was on their team
by superjarvo on Mar 16, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mostly this
by PeterR on Mar 16, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m going to throw a rib here.
I am Mikhail Grabovski's smirking revenge.
Meh
Let’s ignore them. They are nuts ;)
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Say the same next time Ovi gets suspended!
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yah, but you guys are interested in a discussion
they’d just say 1967 over and over again
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah I was going to post something after that… but decided against it.
Life as a Toronto Sports Fan?... *sigh*... It is what it is...
I did. And then got called a liar.
"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
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Yeah, I called you a liar. For lying.
by Peter Raaymakers on Mar 16, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Even though I was telling the truth.
"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer
You hate Alfredsson because he is a Senator. Not because of anything else. Any person who says he’s glad his team didn’t draft Alfredsson before the Senators did 133 overall in 1994 is self-delusional. You’re blinded by your hatred!
by Peter Raaymakers on Mar 16, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate alfredsson because he’s a cheap-shotting pansy, who runs away from fights and makes guarantees that his shoddy captaincy can’t fulfill.
That just HAPPENS to epitomize the Ottawa franchise and it’s massive inferiority complex.
Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?
Or because of his hits from behinds, constant whining, failed guarantees, complete disrespect of other players and his stupid muppet hair.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
I’m sure you’d accept 2004 Darcy Tucker as a Sen, wouldn’t you.
Not even rolling my eyes is enough here.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
I’d accept 2004 Gary Roberts as a Senator. I don’t think Darcy Tucker would have done much to improve that year’s team.
by Peter Raaymakers on Mar 16, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Except give it some heart.
Then again the Sens are basically like the trio from Wizard of Oz. I mean you got the lion’s cowardice in Neil and Ruutu. The complete lack of brains due to Chris Phillips scoring a cup winning goal…into his own net. And then you’ve never had a player who can be described as having heart.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
I defy those guys to find one Leaf fan who’s said “I’d love to have Alfie on my team” and not had his friends beat him to death.
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by Pamplemousse on Mar 16, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I would swim to Toronto for the opportunity to castigate someone who said that.
"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer
it pains me to admit he is a good hockey player, but its true
that being said i’d rather have Wallin than that piece of shit
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I’d walk to do it. Let’s be realistic, I am not going to make it up the Saint Laurent.
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by Brunswick Bruiser on Mar 16, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s like the best dessert after the perfect steak, though.
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by kidkawartha on Mar 16, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I’d prefer Hitler centering Kessel than having Alfredsson on the Leafs.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
by Clawson on Mar 16, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Wow
rec’d for extreme harshness.
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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 16, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
add tom green and its the uniball line!
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Such a better name then mine. As bruiser said – your jib sir, I like the cut of it.
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by Pamplemousse on Mar 16, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
The one nut line?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler_Has_Only_Got_One_Ball#Did_Hitler_really_have_only_one_testicle.3F
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by Pamplemousse on Mar 16, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Beat me by a fraction of a second, Pamplemousse.
Your gib, sir, I like the cut of it.
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by Brunswick Bruiser on Mar 16, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Heh – although I find it odd that three of us knew this trivia about Hitler and associated it almost immediately.
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by Pamplemousse on Mar 16, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
i like my version better
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
see above.
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by Pamplemousse on Mar 16, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Always stealing everyone thunder aren’t you!
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thunder stock is on the rise in Jared land
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
All stolen. I’m calling the cops.
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I have permits for every last bit of it
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Mr. Zeus would like to make you an offer you cannot refuse.
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by Brunswick Bruiser on Mar 16, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I better start shorting
WWGRD? (What Would Gary Roberts Do?)
by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
There is that song about him only having one ball…
Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.
by Brunswick Bruiser on Mar 16, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
except
Hitler’s got stone hands and can’t play in corners
Article1: "I WANT HER TO BE A PRINCESS! THIS MAKES HER LOOK LIKE A SLUT!"
There's a dirty joke in there somewhere
I just can’t put the right spin on it.
Leafs Nation: A drinking team with a hockey problem.
by nhlcheapshot on Mar 16, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
No one ever accused him of being an artist.
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by Brunswick Bruiser on Mar 16, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well, it’s more that he does terrible things when he gets them.
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by Brunswick Bruiser on Mar 16, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Who gets rejected from an art school? Honestly.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
I probably would. I’m too indecisive.
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
Founding member of the Tyler Sloan Fan Club
indecisive in drawing?
WWGRD? (What Would Gary Roberts Do?)
by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
It happens. Trust me. Although maybe I’m just lazy.
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by Brunswick Bruiser on Mar 16, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes. I can decide what to draw so I change my mind halfway through.
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
Founding member of the Tyler Sloan Fan Club
That’s where mermaids came from.
“Man, drawing this fish sucks. I wish I were drawing tits.”
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by Brunswick Bruiser on Mar 16, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
that makes too much sense to not be true
Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?
by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
rec’d
WWGRD? (What Would Gary Roberts Do?)
by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Fair enough, I can’t draw period, but I can colour.
WWGRD? (What Would Gary Roberts Do?)
by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
worst part is that art school caused WWII
WWGRD? (What Would Gary Roberts Do?)
by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
/deep breath
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.
Scoring Chances from tonight
Leafs were outchanced 15-21 but win the game. They were ahead in the count 4-3 when Kessel got the first goal, then got two more chances before Ottawa started pouring it on late in the first.
Neither team’s PP’s got much going tonight, and Ottawa matched the Leafs chance-for-chance while down a man.
by Slava Duris #24 on Mar 16, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions
Man, I honestly think this team is built to cycle and score off the rush which the PP doesn’t allow them to do usually.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
I think that’s cuz we have more grinders than snipers
WWGRD? (What Would Gary Roberts Do?)
by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Desert Ninja
is on a 7 game point streak.
Was it his destiny to play for the Coyotes?
Leafs Nation: A drinking team with a hockey problem.
go ninja
Go ninja, go ninja go!
Article1: "I WANT HER TO BE A PRINCESS! THIS MAKES HER LOOK LIKE A SLUT!"
by loser domi on Mar 16, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
For reminding me of TMNT2.
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by Brunswick Bruiser on Mar 16, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Good for him, a change of scenery did him good.
WWGRD? (What Would Gary Roberts Do?)
by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Desert Ninja loves khaki. It blends well in the desert
Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!
by blindfolded tank driver on Mar 16, 2010 10:52 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Amazing point
Willing to trade humour for cash, straight up.
by Archimedies on Mar 16, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Crouching Cactus
Hidden Scorpion?
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by Brunswick Bruiser on Mar 16, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
What would Mr. Miyagi do?
Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!
by blindfolded tank driver on Mar 16, 2010 11:01 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Enter the Prairie Dog?
WWGRD? (What Would Gary Roberts Do?)
by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Skate guard on
Skate guard off
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by Brunswick Bruiser on Mar 16, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate the Sens, but I dont think I hate Sens fans anymore, I just feel sorry for them
Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?
by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions
I’ll second that. Just had a look at SSS…such a strange worldview over there.
by Leaf in Habland on Mar 16, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
a gander at the battle of ontario will cement that
Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?
by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I’d bet they vote for Palin
WWGRD? (What Would Gary Roberts Do?)
by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Did anyone hit a divot?
Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!
by blindfolded tank driver on Mar 16, 2010 10:59 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
apparently the leaf fans being pissed about weasel face being dirty is a bad thing
Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?
by JaredFromLondon on Mar 16, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Mention the following: Gary Roberts, Darcy Tucker, Mats Sundin, Joe Nieuendyk (sp?).
They cringe at the thought of those players
WWGRD? (What Would Gary Roberts Do?)
by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
They cringe at the thought of Alyn Macauley
Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!
by blindfolded tank driver on Mar 16, 2010 11:02 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
PING!
SCORES!
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
by Clawson on Mar 16, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
That sound
is like an awakening of joy to me.
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by Brunswick Bruiser on Mar 16, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
rec’d for memories of good times…good times they were..
WWGRD? (What Would Gary Roberts Do?)
by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 16, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah, memories
/single tear
leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.
This is how we felt about you guys for a little while now. Since Burke brought in so many hate-able players, though, we hate you again.
by Peter Raaymakers on Mar 16, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Since Burke brought in so many hate-able players
Now now, we ALL hate Wallin and XLB.
Leafs Nation: A drinking team with a hockey problem.
by nhlcheapshot on Mar 16, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Wallin actually hasn’t been a total pylon lately.
Pumps out more male with one thrust of the pelvis than the United States postal service over the last 146 years.
Yeah, but Swedish ninjas are nowhere near as good as desert ones.
"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer
Desert Ninjas are rare and fantastic
Leafs Nation: A drinking team with a hockey problem.
by nhlcheapshot on Mar 16, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Good
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
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GAME IN SIX
http://mapleleafs.nhl.tv/team/console.jsp?catid=802&id=63050
Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?
RW with a nice backhanded “compliment” on Wallin
“I’m glad for Wally for doubling his offensive output… I don’t know, I hate to say it, but I thought he was going to miss”
Leafs Nation: A drinking team with a hockey problem.
by nhlcheapshot on Mar 16, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
This is funny
at the beginning they show Monster’s save pct as .911 I was surprised by this, so I looked it up. It turns out that’s the save percentage for the OTHER leafs goalie with a long name that starts with ‘G’. Someone’s pretty sharp in the little tee vee booth there eh.
If roll a d20 enough
You’ll get that 1 eventually.
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by Brunswick Bruiser on Mar 16, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
And that score flatters the Sharks. Man they looked wretched in the third.
...rely a bit to heavily on alcohol and irony...
by My Poor Friend Me on Mar 16, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I enjoy this:
hockeyanalysis
In 7 games since Olympics, the Senators have scored more than 1 goal just once, and that was against the Oilers so not sure it counts.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
I hate this
The jab at the Oilers is not that bad.
by Peter Raaymakers on Mar 16, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh hey look, it's Chris Neil doing a chickenshit takedown
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
TORNADO POWERBOMB
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by Brunswick Bruiser on Mar 16, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Neil’s happy to oblige.
WWGRD? (What Would Gary Roberts Do?)
by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 17, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Hate that move. Should be banned.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
Like reading thoughts confined to 140 characters? I'm on Twitter too.
Didn't even realise it...
But Monster’s got 4 straight now – if anything, a little bit of confidence has to help the kid. Good on him.
Prefers pugnacity to truculence.
Recap
http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2010/3/17/1376816/maple-leafs-4-v-senators-1-if-only
http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2010/3/17/1376816/maple-leafs-4-v-senators-1-if-only
http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2010/3/17/1376816/maple-leafs-4-v-senators-1-if-only
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
Like reading thoughts confined to 140 characters? I'm on Twitter too.
WOOOOOOOOO!
LOL at the SNES losing to us AGAIN!
Alfie, Neil, Ruutu = gutless pukes.
GO LEAFS GO!
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