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pug slug!
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 8:36 AM EDT reply actions
he wants to roll over to you and lick you
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 8:59 AM EDT up reply actions
well, all the boys want to do that, but does that mean I let them? No.
"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."
yes, but they arnt pugs
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions
I rolled over last night and squished Wendel so he woke up and slept on the floor.
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Thankfully an extra large timmy’s, where I’ll lose at roll up the rim again, is all I needed to wake up post st patty’s. Successory!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Mar 18, 2010 8:37 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
all the highways
were dead this morning, thank you to all the alcoholics with hangovers who called in sick this morning, you let me sleep in and leave my house late but still get to the office at my usual time
In honor of St. Patrick’s Day I only drank one beer last night.
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I've stopped drinking
entirely
memories of horrible hangovers and the many nights of praying to the porcelain god back in university prevents me from partaking in alcoholic brews
by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Mar 18, 2010 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions
you sound like a big hit at parties
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I get
super friendly when I am inebriated, I call everyone “my comrade” and will ask people to raise their pints in “a toast to the great motherland” every 5 minutes
by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Mar 18, 2010 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions
There will also be drinking Friday.
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Comrade!!!
THIS SHOT IS FOR THE MOTHERLAND!!!1
I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.
NOSTRAVIA!
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions
I don’t drink and I called in sick today. You can thank all us lazies too.
by Chuck Diesel on Mar 18, 2010 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions
For those interested
Chance to meet and greet with Burke
http://mlsefans.com/viewmsg.cfm?n35167s3948c2180751t3951
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Morning all
I love coming here and seeing you guys beat down trolls.
Fairweather fans can go to hell
meh, they were just hit and runners, its not as fun when they don’t stick around
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions
If I hurt myself at work today I’m going to lay on the ground until you come help me.
Likewise if you’re being harassed by vehicles just wait for them to explode and thank me later.
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I get my new headset tonight. Might play Modern Warfare.
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SkinnyFish already has one.
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Turtle Beach released their X11, I bought the wired version for $55.
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But yeah, having headphones on to hear people walking behind you is a hilarious advantage, especially with SitRep Pro.
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so it pumps the game audio through the headset along with squad chat? that’s not a bad deal. I was looking at those about a year ago, but they were mostly over $100
I got wireless ones for $100, but had a $50 gift card to use. That reminds me, I need batteries.
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It does surround sound + game chat and the new version also feeds in a little of your voice so it sounds more natural.
http://www.turtlebeach.com/products/efx1/home.aspx
Grabbed mine on Amazon for $55.
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morning all!
I have Guinness cupcakes
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOO can I have one?
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 18, 2010 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions
I only have 2 and one is almost gone. They’re kind thick so I’m having trouble getting it all in my mouth.
/TWSS
//BCWW
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Damn.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 18, 2010 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions
So close, and yet…so far…
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 18, 2010 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions
my screen has a crack on it now
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Jared is already on his way.
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THE COMMENTS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 18, 2010 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
HELP! I’m lost in Virginia and cant find cupcakes!
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Swing by my house and I’ll make you some then.
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sandwich
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I don’t make good sammiches.
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What?
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 18, 2010 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions
I don’t know why but they aren’t very good. I usually go to Panera for my delicious sammiches.
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Are you using crap ingredients, or
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 18, 2010 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions
I don’t really know, I just find my sammiches to be unsatisfactory.
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Man. There’s something really satisfying about making some delicious food and eating it.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 18, 2010 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions
I make amazing sammiches
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions
The trick is to keep adding different kinds of meat.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 18, 2010 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions
the right cheese is also very important
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions
And toasting.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 18, 2010 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions
eh, depends on the bread
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Toasting is rarely a bad move.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 18, 2010 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions
HEY!
Anyone want to buy some of my crap?
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 10:22 AM EDT reply actions
PS2 with about 20 games (and guitar hero woo!) and a JBL car amp
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions
eh
already have a ps2 collecting dust at home
no thanks but thanks
by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Mar 18, 2010 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions
but its a slimline with 2 controllers and memory cards! you can play my saved games!
GUITAR HERO!
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions
i still have the original guitar hero and controller
by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Mar 18, 2010 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions
its on kijiji and craigslist
I just wanted to be irritating and post it here
and ill get more selling it solo than EB games
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, EB Games will only give you 1 to 5 bucks at most for your games
by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Mar 18, 2010 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Then flip them for like 20. Buncha jerks.
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yeah, depends on the game
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions
errr, I sold 90% of my PS2 inventory back in summer of 2008 to EB Games for credit, I think the most I got was for Star Ocean 3, I think they gave me $18 or 20 for it as the package was fully intact and the discs were in prestine condition
otherwise everything else pretty much netted me 5-8 bucks on average, you’ll get more if the discs are in good condition and its a rarer game
by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Mar 18, 2010 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah, the games are all in great nick, but half of em are every haves like SOCOM or GTA
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
well 5 bucks for a ps2 game isnt too bad, thats exactly what im selling em for actually
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions
WWGHD?
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 18, 2010 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Well this should be an interesting few weeks. My owner just took over another car dealership
Fairweather fans can go to hell
oooo get me a job there
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Well I will see if there will be any openings, I will definitely keep my eyes and ears open
Fairweather fans can go to hell
fantastic
i can sell cars, that shit is easy
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
tell them my sales experience is totally comprised of getting drunk people to do stupid things like eat bugs
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions
it has happened too many times with too many different people to have been a fluke
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions
complimentary vodka while discussing car options? I think so..
by Chuck Diesel on Mar 18, 2010 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Chemmy and Skinnyfish: I bought my craft beer festival ticket.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 18, 2010 11:12 AM EDT reply actions
Saturday at 1pm?
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you betcha
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 18, 2010 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
sweetness
I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.
What’s better than beer in the afternoon?
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 18, 2010 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
How else are you going to drink all day?
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 18, 2010 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Cheering your lungs out for Manny Ramirez the night before.
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Can’t argue with that, I suppose.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 18, 2010 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions
I was in my studio all night, well past my regular bed time. Forced myself to go to bed, otherwise I’d have been up all night.
When I get inspired, it’s akin to being on the good swing of bi-polar…
I have nothing interesting to say.
we’ll see.
got most of the basic tracks done, still lots of work, but I was having a lot of fun and am still happy with the results.
I have nothing interesting to say.
once you’re in the studio properly buzzed and in the zone there’s no such thing as time.
by Chuck Diesel on Mar 18, 2010 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions
except
when you work a daily job at 7 am that you need to keep a roof over your daughters head and food in her belly.
but ya, i agree with the sentiment
I have nothing interesting to say.
I gotta work a job too bro. Music requires a lot of sacrifice I agree that some things just can’t be sacrificed.
by Chuck Diesel on Mar 18, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
sorry
i’m not saying you don’t work, like I said, I agree with the sentiment. I just like the idea of having a happy and healthy daughter too. :)
I have nothing interesting to say.
of course and I wasn’t sayin that you were sayin that i don’t have a job just sayin so you know I know where you’re comin from know what i’m sayin?
by Chuck Diesel on Mar 18, 2010 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions
little mofo knows how to thrust the pelvis
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
jimmy’d hit that
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
he should stop writing shitty parodys then
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions
his show’s actually not half bad any more. it was kind of awkward at first, like I felt uncomfortable for him, because it was going poorly, and you could tell he knew it was going poorly, and the audience was trying to get behind him, but even they could tell it looked hopeless…
then something happened. not sure what, but it’s kind of funny now. at least, the very few episodes i’ve seen. i’m usually in bed by 10, so it’s a rarity to watch him
I have nothing interesting to say.
i’ve never seen his show, I just hated him on SNL
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
the only time it worked was in the infamous BOC “more cowbell” skit
I have nothing interesting to say.
i dont know how anyone could have kept a straight face through that
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Cupcake umber 2 put up a valiant fight, but it is vanquished.
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such a senseless death
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I have no regrets and no remorse.
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LD be a stone cold killa yo
now you need to get tiny cup cakes tattooed on your cheek like tear drops
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Stupid woman at Harveys put relish on my burger and then said it was my fault because I said “I’ll take everything EXCEPT for relish.”
Apparently in her world, except means lots.
"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."
did you get another burger out of it?
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions
NO I ATE THE RELISH ONE BECAUSE I’M TOO NICE FOR MY OWN GOOD
"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."
then why are you yelling?
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions
well be angry at burger lady, not the internets, the internets didnt put relish on your burger
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
THIS time
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions
serial killers tend to take a lot of shit regarding relish burgers, let it get pent up, then take it out on unsuspecting innocents such as teh interwebs.
by Chuck Diesel on Mar 18, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I stopped asking them to put BBQ sauce on my burgers at Harveys because I always ask for “just a drop of BBQ sauce” and they’ll promptly squirt half the bottle onto my damn patty
by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Mar 18, 2010 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ve stopped putting anything on my burger except onions. It’s impossible for them to fuck that up and it lets you actually taste meat. Try it you won’t regret it.
by Chuck Diesel on Mar 18, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I do lettuce too and onions nothing else
by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Mar 18, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Why does the cat even care about the East?
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Kitty is a caps fan obviously.
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That kitteh is reckless!
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He hit a divots!!!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Mar 18, 2010 1:10 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Kitteh is a Yotes fan.
So is her brother. His name is Bryz. (Not lying. Wife’s idea.)
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 18, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Does he got mheow?
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 18, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions
go. got should be go.
why hyuo haff to be mhad?
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 18, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions
He does a little.
Though the other cat plays goalie better.
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HELLO WHY ARE WE YELLING?
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thanks, i’m hoping it pans out and i won’t have to work nights anymore.
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This is always a good thing, hopefully it all works out well. The guy who has already hired me over the phone and I were supposed to meet up this weekend while I’m in Toronto, but he is apparently now out of the country… hopefully this doesn’t screw me over.
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It’s his own company, he only has a few employees and half of them are overseas. Also, the meeting is to discuss salary and hours so he is the only one with the authority to make decisions on that stuff. I will probably just have to do it over the phone, but would much rather do it face-to-face.
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oh yeah that’s a trek.
bollocks
well good luck man, i hope it works out.
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Thanks, I hope you get your job too. I’m sure I will be fine, just annoying when one of the main reasons for making the trip ends up not happening.
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Pretty well! It’s sunny though so I had to go get sunscreen on my lunch break. Other than that I am PEACHY.
It’s warm enough that I can wear a skirt without tights! Happy day!
"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."
Sweet! I may get to see one of my favorite Caps prospects on Sunday!
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He’s a member of the Barrie Colts and they have a home game Sunday.
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If I’m motivated enough that day.
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Except go see some playoff OHL hockey!
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Google maps is telling me it’s like an hour and 7 minutes away, I might as well. I may be able to get my practice jersey signed.
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This is if there is no traffic though, which there most likely will be.
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I know. But it can’t be too bad, can it?
/famous last words.
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I don’t really know, I haven’t been out Barrie way in a few years. The train is probably faster and less stressful.
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Yea, with traffic it’ll be 2 hours or so.
Check out if the stadium is near the GG Station. The GO train will be faster.
"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."
It’s showing 2 and some change for public transit.
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No no, the GO Train goes out there!
hmm, Maybe it doesn’t run weekends? Lemme check
"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."
The barrie station is closed sundays :(
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Lame – yea drive it. Give yourself 2 hours though. The drive is nice! You’ll get to see Holland Marsh! If you leave extra time, there are some great farmers markets there.
"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."
Stefan Della Rovere
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who I would love the leafs to get somehow
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
He’s going to be one of those guys, you hate but wish was on your team.
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he is a less fashionable avery
or a less crazy Downie
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Hopefully a less crazy Downie.
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Avery, for all his faults, is a damn fine hockey player
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions
He’s going to be awesome.
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There is such a position of need there for the caps too, no one really agitates at all. Maybe Semin with his punchable face.
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BURN IT!!
BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!
I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.
He’ll be DR in my language…
shorter last names people, please
Я утону, пойду ко дну
Глубже и глубже с каждым движеньем
SDR is what we call him. Yea, it’s kinda long.
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I had to change seats right before my class started because the guy in front of me smelt horrible.
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He smelt horrible? Was he a fish?
I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.
he was a poor smelter
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Was it anything specific or just poorly put-together?
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Gross. I had subway once a few months ago and I think the meat had turned, I stopped after about 3 bites and didn’t have Subway again until a week ago.
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Blame the employee
NOT QUIZNO’S!
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Never blame Quizno’s
I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.
Quiznos make me bleh.
Everytime. I feel like crap after eating it.
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Shoulda gone to subway.
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blech
Subway sucks
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INCORRECT YOU ARE BAD ABOUT SANDWICHES IN GENERAL
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 18, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow there buddy, calm yourself. I was joking.
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THERE WILL BE NO CALMING DOWN. WE ARE MEN AND WE REACT QUICKLY, DECISIVELY, AND APPARENTLY STUPIDLY.
FUCK MARGARET WENTE
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DAMN STRAIGHT! I NEED MY OPINIONS VOICED AND HEARD RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!
I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.
ALSO, LET ME MANSPLAIN SOME SHIT TO THE WOMEN.
SEE, THIS IS THE INTERNET. OK? AND ON IT, YOU SHARE OPINIONS. ARE YOU FOLLOWING? AND THE OPINIONS ARE ALL ALRIGHT BECAUSE THEY ARE OPINIONS. GOT IT? BECAUSE I CAN REPEAT IT SLOWER FOR YOUR LITTLE LADY BRAIN IF YOU NEED IT.
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SO MY OPINION SO SUBWAY BEING BETTER IS ALRIGHT? STOP SHOUTING DAMMIT.
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HE’S SUCH A TYPICAL, OPINIONATED MAN WHO DOESN’T THINK BEFORE HE USES THE INTERNET
"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."
HE’S PROBABLY JUST HERE FOR THE PORN.
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WHAT KIND OF HUSSY KNOWS ABOUT PORN?
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SORRY, SEE CLAUSE A – WOMEN CANNOT SHARE OPINIONS.
DUH.
TIME FOR A MANSPLANATION.
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SEE CLAUSE B. YOU SUCK.
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I WILL REFER YOU BACK TO CLAUSE A – WOMEN CANNOT SHARE OPINIONS.
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I REFER YOU TO THE LOOP HOLE OF ME BEING AWESOME.
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SORRY LADY, INTERNET = MAN RULES.
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IT’S NOT THAT WE CAN’T, BUT WE LIKE TO THINK BEFORE WE DO AND THEREFORE DECIDE TO SHARE OUR DOUCHEY OPINIONS ON POORLY WRITTEN WEEKLY ARTICLES INSTEAD.
MARGARET WENTE YOU ARE MY IDOL!
"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."
MARGARET WENTE YOU ARE MY IDOL!
Whether this is a joke or not, you just lost all credibility
Fairweather fans can go to hell
You know I love you, I was just being a male and postin without thnking
You know how it is
Fairweather fans can go to hell
hahah <3 S’ok Leafer. I have lots of internet <3’s for you.
"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."
BOW CHICKA WOW WOW
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Just like PPP. :P
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LET ME MANSPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU:
SARCASTIC WOMEN ARE NOT NICE WOMEN.
SAME GOES FOR OPINION-SHARING WOMEN.
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Oh, cuddle bitch. Let’s calm you down with some margaritas and rosy cheeks, ok?
"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."
I am definitely bringing carrots to throw at you this weekend.
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No, they wouldn’t hurt as much when I throw them otherwise
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mansplain <3
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 18, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Me too
Love that the description on Urban Dictionary says it’s not a phenomenon confined to any gender but it’s called mansplaining.
I guess womansplaining would involve complaining about something but not wanting it ‘fixed’.
/ducks
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femsplaining, if futurama taught me anything.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 18, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions
WHO THE FUCK IS MARGARET WENTE?
Article1: "I WANT HER TO BE A PRINCESS! THIS MAKES HER LOOK LIKE A SLUT!"
a bitch
I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.
yeah
I just read her thing…what an r-tarded moron.
Article1: "I WANT HER TO BE A PRINCESS! THIS MAKES HER LOOK LIKE A SLUT!"
HER SANDWICH-MAKING SKILLS AND KNOWLEDGE ARE SUB-PAR
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MAYBE SOMEONE SHOULD TEACH ME.
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Let’s make a sandwich
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 18, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions
WRONG
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SOME FOODIE.
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.
I found the problem!
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 18, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions
How do people get something easy like subs so epically wrong?
- Quizno’s
- Mr. Sub
- almost any other sub place on the planet
- subway
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I hate all these things.
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subway’s not that bad. i agree it’s the worst out of the three, but there are many worse places to eat a sub.
Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?
like in hell.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 18, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Or at a crappy convenience store that happens to have $3 subs.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 18, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I have to disagree; the bread is usually non-fresh, bagged shit, the tomatoes are almost always underripe, and the meat is definitely shitty processed crap. At least Subway bakes their own bread, uses better quality meat, and most locations have somewhat fresh veggies.
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I think it depends on the individual franchise in all cases.
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Agree
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Definitely. The Subway by my house sucks, none of the subs are 5 dollar footlongs except the veggie one.
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I’m lucky because there are 3 within walking distance of my apartment (2 around campus and in the mall) and one of them is pretty good. The other two (especially the foodcourt one) are fucking clownshoes.
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That is crazy, though McDs is probably still pwning them on the worldwide scale.
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Also
The individual sandwich maker. Sometimes you get one that can build a sandwich and sometimes they totally F up the same one.
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ah yes the totally scientific self-selecting blogging survey I’ve never heard of.
He got ALMOST a thousand people!
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 18, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I like adding fuel to the fire
Guys, if you walked into a classroom in high school and saw a sign that said
What does the work of 5 men?
1 Woman
How would you react to the teacher?
Fairweather fans can go to hell
Ask if she’s here because she failed Nursing.
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or couldn’t get her MRS degree
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 18, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
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Ask her what’s wrong with her that’s preventing her from getting married yet.
I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.
One of my high school teachers was a bit of a feminist
one day she decided to stir things up and asked as a joke
“Okay class, how many men does it take to change a light-bulb?”
Before she could deliver the punchline or anyone else could speak up, one of my friends stood up and yelled at the top of his lungs:
“NONE BECAUSE HE TELLS THE WIFE TO DO IT.”
That shut her right up.
by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Mar 18, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Good thing he didn’t stop to think about sharing his opinion :)
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i had an english teacher that was openly feminist, i mean openly, she would go off on anti-man rants in the middle of class once a week and we noticed that she clearly biased towards the female students when it came to marking assignments, projects and homework
someone finally complained to the school and they gave her a reprimand, she was a total bitch, the year before I had gotten an 85% in English, the year I had her, my mark plummetted down to the high 60’s, the year after I went back up to a 90 under another teacher
by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Mar 18, 2010 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, I don’t like the way that feminist is being used. There’s such a thing as feminists who are reasonable and don’t hate men!
"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."
Agree
It’s not a pejorative…per se.
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I’d call myself a feminist but I’m not a crazy man hating person.
"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."
same here
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 18, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions
no
Feminists is one end of the spectrum, chauvinists are on the opposite end
like left-wing and right-wing
if you can’t say “I’m a feminist but I’m moderate” because there’s no such thing
by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Mar 18, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I disagree:
fem·i·nism
/ˈfɛməˌnɪzəm/ Show Spelled[fem-uh-niz-uhm] Show IPA
–noun
1.
the doctrine advocating social, political, and all other rights of women equal to those of men.
2.
(sometimes initial capital letter) an organized movement for the attainment of such rights for women.
3.
feminine character.chau·vin·ism
/ˈʃoʊvəˌnɪzəm/ Show Spelled[shoh-vuh-niz-uhm] Show IPA
–noun
1.
zealous and aggressive patriotism or blind enthusiasm for military glory.
2.
biased devotion to any group, attitude, or cause.
"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."
Wrong
If you ask a Quebec separatist what they wanted, they’ll tell you they want equal social, politicial and cultural rights for Quebec as with the rest of the country but what they’re actually advocating is special and above-equal treatment
like feminists
this is 2010, the definition has changed, people who are advocate social, political and equal rights for women are called “normal people”, not feminists
by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Mar 18, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
no, its a completely outdated notion and concept
its segregration of people who are advocating a standard that should be the norm, you want equal rights and for everyone to be treated the same? yet you also demand to be called feminists which guarantees you to be viewed differently
it absolutely doesn’t make sense to me, I whole heartedly support equal rights, does that make me a feminist? hell I don’t flip out when someone calls me a “Canadian” or “Chinese-Canadian” instead of just “Chinese”
by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Mar 18, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I can see where you’re coming from, but I don’t see Feminist as an extreme on the same scale as Communist/Fascist isn’t quite right.
I see it more the way the people with a religion are classified. There are Catholics that practice Catholicism and are moderate about it, and there are Catholics that are extremists. Same with Atheists – there are some that lie in a moderate range, and some that are extreme.
This is why I think this is simply an opinion we don’t and won’t share.
"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."
then i simply ask you this
what the opposite of a chauvinist and the opposite of a feminist if they not the opposites of the same spectrum?
by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Mar 18, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
.. you’re ignoring the fact that I’m not placing them on a spectrum with absolutes.
"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."
So there are feminist extremists, and feminist moderates!
Either way – I’m not going to change my mind and neither are you. Why bother continuing to argue?
"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."
Because everyone loves a feisty woman with opinions…except Margaret Wente
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Its not that it is ‘right’ that feminists are seen as an extreme, its just what has happened. The word has become stigmatized and it has gone from representing progressive women advocating equal rights to representing crazy man-haters with Napoleonic Syndrome.
This is the point I was trying to make below before Skinnyfish decided to take it entirely the wrong way.
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Just because others, or even the majority think of the word in a stigmatized way, doesn’t mean you have to think of it that way, or represent it that way.
"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."
I don’t, but most people do and this is why I think that ‘moderate feminists’ would be taken a lot more seriously and be more respected if they came up for a better label for themselves than trying to salvage one that has become association with extremism.
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I consider myself a feminist. Shrug.
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions
They should get a name for themselves that doesn’t carry such a high association with 24/7/365 PMSing.
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/facepalm
Why do you persist in embarrassing yourself?
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and to be fair i’ve had some pretty chauvinist douchebag male teachers too.
Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?
Oh yeah
I’d say they are more prevalent.
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yeah, they’re called “normals”, you know, like those chauvinists who are reasonable and don’t think women are useless outside of childrearing and home-making
by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Mar 18, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions
feminist and chauvinist are two completely different things. Just because they both have gender signifiers at the beginning of the word and ist at the end means nothing.
"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."
i prefer the term equalist because it says right there in the name “equal”
both men AND women have equal right for me to think they are not worthy
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions
doesnt hurt that it revolves around probably my favourite story every to tell but that is neither here nor there
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I think
you’ve shared that at one point, It was great
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yah, ive told it here a couple times
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
they’re names for opposite ends of the sexism-spectrum
when was the last time you heard a person call themselves a socialists that doesn’t hate fascism??
by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Mar 18, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
yes it is
why should there be a special term for someone who supports equal rights for women?
this should be the norm and the standard in modern society and supported by everyone, not just by a segragrated class of citizens
by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Mar 18, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
But we’re not there yet. This is like arguing that we shouldn’t have minority activists because we should all be the same.
Sure. We should all be the same. But there are deep seated institutional biases that affect some groups and not others. Until that’s changed those groups will need to advocate.
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I still see some hypocrisy in this though. I think it is amusing when ‘feminists’ in political science classes complain about women being underrepresented in politics while sitting in a classroom that is made up of 70% women. Obviously they are going to be underrepresented in the past generation, but by the time these students grow up they will be the majority in many political institutions.
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There have been more women than men in college for a long time and yet the opposite is true in industry even for recent generations of hiring.
Women make less money than men in the same positions.
Where’s the hypocrisy?
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in the kitchen?
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I don’t see women making less money than men in the same positions though, that is illegal (at least in Canada), and any company doing this could face huge legal action.
And there have been more women in college than men ‘for a long time’ yes, but not long enough that this was true when the 50-65 year olds in power positions went to school when this was true.
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Canada’s gender income gap is worse than the United States.
http://www.conferenceboard.ca/HCP/Details/society/gender-income-gap.aspx
- Women aged 25 to 29 holding a graduate or professional diploma and working on a full-time, full-year basis earned 96 cents for every dollar earned by their male counterparts in 2005.
- Women with a bachelor’s degree earned 89 cents for every dollar earned by their male counterparts.
- Women with a registered apprenticeship or trades certificate earned only 65 cents for every dollar earned by their male counterparts.
- Young women with no high school diploma earned 67 cents for every dollar earned by young men with the same level of education.
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Data for that comes from Canada’s 2006 Census:
http://www12.statcan.ca/english/census06/analysis/income/eicopqc09.cfm
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Doesn’t say anything about them being in the ‘same job’ though. Once again, this is something that is due to the subconcious sexism that exists in the male-dominated upper-management of many companies.
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It doesn’t matter if the men and women are in the same jobs. If women aren’t promoted as much as men that’s probably an obvious tipoff that they’re getting the short end of the stick.
Most college graduates are women. By any reasonable standard women are as smart as men and as hard working as men.
Once again, this is something that is due to the subconcious sexism that exists in the male-dominated upper-management of many companies.
That pretty much proves the point that feminism is necessary because sexism is alive and well at an institutional level.
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Yeah, but earlier you said they made less ‘in the same job’… which is illegal and something that women have gained equality in.
In terms of sexism being alive at the institutional level, I agree, but I don’t see how feminist activism will somehow change the ingrained subconcious opinions of old men. Once our generation reaches those positions of power, hopefully this trend will disappear.
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Waiting and hoping isn’t going to accomplish shit.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 18, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I said that and it’s true and backed up by unbiased evidence that I linked you to.
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The same job, i.e. you were saying that a guy and woman doing the exact same job are making different levels of money. This is illegal, its in the Charter.
And I’m not saying that ‘waiting and hoping’ is going to accomplish anything on its own, but the grassroots way this is happening is likely to yield results, as our generation doesn’t hold the same sexist feelings that the past ones did.
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“counterparts” means the same job. Not necessarily at the same business. THAT is illegal.
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Illegal or not it happens and the data clearly illustrates it.
Making jaywalking illegal doesn’t mean people don’t jaywalk.
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Unfair wage lawsuits are complicated. It’s very easy for an employer to cover their tracks and say “Oh well Sarah doesn’t have this skill so we pay her less”.
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How is the fact that it’s harder for women to get promotions when they have the same skills something they have gained equality in?
Also – the levels of sexism at the institutional level have been around for a long time: this is exactly why feminist activism is needed, so that it doesn’t stick around after these “old men” retire. You can’t just hope it’ll happen without it.
"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."
So what exactly is the solution you two propose?
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I don’t need to propose a solution. I’m demonstrating to you that sexism is alive and well in your country despite laws that make it illegal.
Because of this I feel that women should continue to fight for equal rights.
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But what can be done other than making laws to make it illegal and educating young people to think differently and hopefully change things when they become the dominant generation?
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But what can be done other than making laws to make it illegal and educating young people to think differently and hopefully change things when they become the dominant generation?
That would pretty much be what feminism set out to accomplish. Congratulations you’re a feminist.
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Yeah, and this is being done already, so why are you saying that more needs to be done? The wheels are already in motion, shit can’t happen over night.
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They’re in motion, but you gotta keep your foot on the gas to keep the wheels spinning.
"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."
Exactly, but you don’t have to buy a new, bigger car and smash into things. The way things are going now will eventually accomplish equality, maybe not in our lifetime, but eventually, but pushing too hard could cause resentment and slow it down.
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I think the point you’re not getting is that there are extremist feminists – but they are not the majority of feminists.
"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."
When did I say they were the majority?
Why take the time to complain about a fringe minority?
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Because they are the loudest and most vocal and cause the negative association people have with the word ‘feminist’. I’m not personally complaining, but moderate feminists do a lot to try and distance themselves from these people who make them look bad.
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The wheels have been in motion, at least in America, since the Seneca Falls Convention yet a problem still exists more than 160 years later.
Shit hasn’t been happening overnight, but that doesn’t mean that people should stand idly by and let someone else do the work for them.
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Yeah, but the sexism that exists is a result of thousands of years of oppression against women… its unrealistic to think its going to happen in a few years. I don’t have anything against positive action to affect change, but the majority of ‘feminists’ who I see voicing their opinions in classes and things are just complaining.
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Complaining doesn’t accomplish anything other than continue the negative stigma associated with feminism. Nobody likes a whiner.
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Nobody likes a whiner.
Then stop whining about a movement that’s not going to change because you think it should.
"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."
Just because you disagree with me doesn’t mean I’m whining, I could just as easily say that you are whining.
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Counterparts means that I believe.
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See, that’s what bothers me
Advocating equal treatment of all human beings yet at the same time labelling yourselves as a different class of people altogether and assigning a labal with negative cannotation to everyone who do not share your views of equal treatment is simply hypocriscy
by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Mar 18, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah exactly, I’m totally for equal rights and etc but I still don’t see how this approach will ever create actual equality.
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yes, it doesn’t make a lot of sense to say you’re an advocating of equal rights when you see a segment of the population as being beneath you
by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Mar 18, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
No significant portion of feminists think men are beneath them.
You’re attacking a straw man.
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Again, that’s my definition of the term “feminists”
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your definition is incorrect
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 18, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
What’s with Asian people who don’t do anything productive? They don’t do anything productive.
That’s my definition of Asian people by the way.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tautology_%28logic%29
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You’ve defined “feminists” as “bigots” and then call them out for their bigotry. When called out on the issue you hide behind “well that’s my definition”.
You don’t get to define terms and apply them to broad groups to paint them with unflattering generalizations if you want people to take you seriously.
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eh
most people here already think I’m flipping nuts already because I don’t agree with the generally agreed upon definition of the term “feminists” so what do I care at this point if you take me seriously or not
by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Mar 18, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Political Correctness is definitely one movement that has been highly succesful.
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I think that a bad experience with a few women who label themselves feminist has soured your opinion. Contrary to popular belief, many women who seem themselves as feminist don’t think that men are beneath them and actually view them as equals.
"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."
The problem is that the crazy extreme ones are really vocal and make the whole group look bad.
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That’s an idiotic way to view things.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 18, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
So? That doesn’t mean that you should generalize just because there are extreme examples.
There are crazy Leaf fans. Does that mean we shouldn’t label ourselves as Leaf fans anymore?
"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."
Yea, I mean Sens_Sucks is a leafs fan.
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Yeah, and he makes Leaf fans look bad to external observers.
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Who said anything about idiots? I never said that extreme feminists being idiots make all feminists idiots, it just wrongfully stigmatizes them.
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no, no bad experiences
all i said and am saying is that I think you’re a normal person advocating a standard that should be the norm
there that’s it, i’m done
by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Mar 18, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Female Teachers That Sleep With Male Students > Female Teachers That Hate Male Students
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Ask her if she needs some help getting the sand out of her vajayjay, because I’m sure there are people for that.
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This just reminded me of a funny story from the game on Tuesday.
I was in line for the urinals at Scotiabank (which are incredibly long because they built tiny bathrooms), and there is about 7 leaf fans in line or pissing, and one guy at a urinal in an alfie jersey. And some guys behind me start mocking him. But then one speaks up and he’s like “sorry man, we’ll stop, but we would mock the real alfie if he was in here” and then another guy was like “especially because he’d be pissing all over himself while trying to use the urinal with a vagina.”
It wasn’t THAT funny or original, but just an awesome random act of alfie hate by leaf fans in Ottawa.
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In Britain, because they are all lushes, someone invented a cardboard thing women could use to pee standing up.
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Its funny because they would go into the men’s room and use a urinal with the thing because they feel it is their right, but if a man went into the women’s room they would tazer him and try and have him executed for violating womens rights.
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I’d call her a bigot. Point out that her joke would be completely unacceptable if the words “men” and “woman” were swapped.
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Does anyone use fucking KGB to learn anything? How do they have money for commercials??
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Uhh...
Because they’re the KGB? Don’t F with them.
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I knew which one you meant.
It’s just… nevermind. not killing it.
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Fattening up kitty for dinner.
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DATS WASIS!
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
No, this is
I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.
WAZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions
They suck? Looks like no one is going to have a perfect bracket this year.
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NCAA basketball teams.
yawn
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Sorry it’s too exciting for someone as lame as you.
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basketball is lame as lame can be
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh you mean the time of year that sports highlights are filled with teams I care less about than MLB teams?
Fairweather fans can go to hell
WHAT?!?!
You hate March Madness more than baseball?
One is exciting and the other is baseball.
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I’d rather watch pretty much any other sport in the world than either
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions
that isnt a sport
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions
it is a sport
for the horses.
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indeed, it falls in the same category as reindeer games and fishing
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions
yes! it is like running man, only for fish
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions
reindeer games? Why don’t they air that?
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southern bias
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I’d watch that over basketball or baseball.
Hell, I’d watch World Series of Uno over those
But I’d watch ANYTHING over poker
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ugh, why poker is on sports channels escapes me, I wonder when shoots and ladders gets a time slot
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions
When I rule the world it’s step 1.
Step 2 – Contract the Coyotes for Odin’s insolence.
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I’d so clean up at high risk shoots and ladders
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions
no holds barred twister, tickling encouraged,
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
with burritos and cabbage on the sidelines.
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WAT!?
When was I insolent? I was saying all this cuddle bitch talk was making it seem as though everyone else was. I’M ON YOUR SIDE! :P
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Sorry
Rule # 1 of being a tyrant:
Execute people on BOTH sides of the issue to keep everyone guessing.
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Hmmm...
Need to find my way to the middle then. Cuddle Ho? :shrug:
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That’s SkinnyFish’s name for him. I’m not taking it.
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BTW I haven’t played poker in over a month and no withdrawal symptons. TOLD YOU I DIDN’T HAVE A PROBLEM!
Jerks
Fairweather fans can go to hell
Wanna bet you’ll be back before the year is out?
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bet him $20 he won’t gamble for the rest of the day
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You prefer Subway, you are obviously insane.
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Let the outlaw biker speak dammit!
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how you doin'?
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Wow.
I think PPP just Became this guy.
No respect I tells ya!
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TWINSIES!
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions
But march madness is all about gambling, which if I recall via the interwebs, you enjoy! It’s like an enigma!!
/i kid I kid!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Mar 18, 2010 2:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
all in good fun, this weekend might destroy the global sarcasm metre!!!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Mar 18, 2010 2:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I don’t think that’s right. March Madness is basketball not baseball.
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i’m not a big basketball guy, but it’s fun to watch close games.
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basketball needs boards, and full body contact
and roller blades
and flaming swords
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions
don’t forget trampolines
I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.
Imagining more sports with trampolines is fun!! Such as trampoline beach volleyball!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Mar 18, 2010 2:25 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I dunno but it was endlessly more entertaining than the NBA
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
i only watched because i wanted someone to mess up a landing or bounce their melon off the rim at 60mph
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions
your sword is flaming
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
bow chicka bow wow
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions
So?
It gives him 1D20 more STR. Duh.
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions
:P I put a ring on it. I can be a nerd now.
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you musta liked it
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I’d think of something clever but fuck basketball.
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5 movies that would have been made better with zombies
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that list is about 1000000000 movies too short
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions
although
titanic with zombies would have been epic
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Disagree about Titanic
There is no way to salvage that movie. Even zombies make a negligible impact on it’s level of suck.
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Remember when the dude bounced off the turbine?
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 18, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions
well it would make sense, why did the titanic crash into the iceburg?
Zombie ate the captian
why were they hiding in the car and end up gettin freaky?
hiding from zombies
why did they lock all the poor people in the basement?
they were zombies!
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
if you dont mind searing your brain with stupidity I say check out Eklunds draft day “trade possibilities” for Kabby, they are fucking insane.
I am not recommending this, just informing you all of its existance
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 2:51 PM EDT reply actions
Bye bye flyers. Thanks for playing.
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thank you for providing a title so i can get that bum ovechkin off my screen.
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The awesome is just too much for you.
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PPP=Post deleting Cuddle bitch :)
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pretty much
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 18, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Sidney WJC gold medalist, Olympic gold medalist and Stanley cup champion Crosby
thats who
=P
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
That’ll go nicely with his Calder and Conn Smy- Wait what?
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yeah, I mean who wouldnt want a trophy with Raycrofts name on it?
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 18, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s a team game, Crosby has more team accomplishments, Ovie has more individual.
Were comparing individuals, therefore Ovie>Crosby.
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second period? unless there’s more comment deleting… ;)
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