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Panthers at Leafs: The Most Important Game in the History of Professional Sports

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Tonight. Seven pee em. It happens. Your Toronto Maple Leafs will host the red hot Florida Panthers in a game that will determine playoff lottery positions. Florida sits five points ahead of the Leafs but a win tonight narrows that gap to (carry the six...) about three-ish points.

Star-divide

With ten games left the Leafs have the Panthers, Hurricanes, Islanders and Lightning in their sight. They probably won't catch them all but here's what they're up against right now:

Team (Place) GP Points L10
Florida (25) 71 69 5-4-1
Carolina (26) 72 68 5-4-1
Islanders (27) 72 68 4-4-2
Lightning (28) 72 68 2-7-1
Maple Leafs (29) 72 64 7-2-1

 

The Leafs' 7-2-1 in their last ten puts them behind only Phoenix (9-1-0) and Washington (7-1-2). They're tied with Detroit and Montreal, so they're playing some pretty good hockey right here.Tampa Bay seems to be free falling so with continued strong play from the kids and some luck they might get caught by the Leafs. You can bet that this team knows that finishing on a huge run and dragging themselves into 4th or 5th in the draft is going to make them look very good in the eyes of their GM.

The Leafs' PK was outstanding on Saturday night against the Habs and despite having only one opportunity they potted a PP goal with some excellent sustained pressure on Halak. Ex-Leaf Scott Clemmensen gets the nod against Jean-Sebastien Giguere. Luca Caputi isn't 100% over his tummy ache but will probably be in the lineup anyways.

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gotta catch em all!

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 23, 2010 1:35 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Hate you.

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by Chemmy on Mar 23, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

<3

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 23, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awwww

Jared chooses you.

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by bkblades on Mar 23, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not playing against Tomas “SVP” Vokun makes me happy.

by Bower Power on Mar 23, 2010 1:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes

Although, it’s a former Leaf in net.

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by PPP on Mar 23, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

the good thing is that Florida’s defense is nothing like New Jersey’s defense, so Clemmensen should be beatable.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Mar 23, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

anyone else smell a bryan mccabe 2 goal game?

There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"

by Matt_Roberts on Mar 23, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

ZING

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by clrkaitken on Mar 23, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

i see what you did there

There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"

by Matt_Roberts on Mar 23, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think someone should sprinkle powdered VanRyan around the ACC entrance so McCabe cannot enter
there has to be a ton of that lying around

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 23, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

have you been watching Lost?

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Mar 23, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

no?

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 23, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice. It’s always fun to mess with Jared.

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by kidkawartha on Mar 23, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

well played Karina…

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by kessticle on Mar 23, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes indeed. Karina Kudos all the way.

by Pyramid Power on Mar 23, 2010 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, those talks of trading for Nathan Horton rally died down in Toronto.

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by bkblades on Mar 23, 2010 2:02 PM EDT reply actions  

trade deadline’ll do that

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 23, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember Horton was all the rage in November, but Florida in general just nosedived pretty much when David Booth went down.

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by bkblades on Mar 23, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, and Hortons season has been pretty meh

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 23, 2010 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’d still trade for him in a heartbeat, but then I’m not in Toronto

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Mar 23, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d love to trade for him, for the right price, I just think he’d cost too much

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 23, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I also don’t think he’s worth it either, though Horton could probably use a change in scenery.

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by bkblades on Mar 23, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's been hurt

.93 ppg. Tied with Hossa and Antropov (!). Ahead of, among many others, Iginla, Toews, Plekanec, Lecavalier, etc.

Kid’s a beast but I don’t see any chance of landing him. What else are the Panthers building around?

by The '67 Sound on Mar 23, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

how many years left in his contract? three or four? I’m with bk though, he was supposed to be better and could probably benefit from a change of scenery. I just think they will ask to much for the thin (prospects, picks and roster players) Maple Leaf team.

by Army13 on Mar 23, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

$4M per through 2012/13, and he’s only 24. It’s not like he’s over the hill…

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Mar 23, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Imagine how much cash Nathan could make doing ads for Timmy’s! And the………………beauty of having another Horton on the Leafs would be…….beautiful.

Yo Nathan – can ya hear us in Whoville?

by Pyramid Power on Mar 23, 2010 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brian Mccabe!

Phaneuf Phever, an upgrade in skill and alliteration!

by Shield on Mar 23, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

How the hell was his season "meh"?

50 points in 54 games is “meh”?? wtf.

He has 18 goals in 54 games… He might not be Phil Kessel, but he’s still pretty fucking good.

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- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Mar 23, 2010 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

because of injuries and the like all around, not living up to his billing and i expected more

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 23, 2010 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't get it.

Why is PPP sponsored by the Olive Garden? Did I miss something? Meta-humor?

Filed under "ironic meta-humour".

by roadkill101 on Mar 23, 2010 2:24 PM EDT reply actions  

probably because of Jared’s signature. It seems to choose ads based on topics posted here a lot (my theory on why the Cougar life ads were around) and, well, Jared posts the most.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Mar 23, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he meant the header.

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by Clawson on Mar 23, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait, waht?

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by Karina on Mar 23, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

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by Clawson on Mar 23, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

:(

wow I missed that…

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by Karina on Mar 23, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

its been there for ages

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by Clawson on Mar 23, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

I really haven’t read it in ages.

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by Karina on Mar 23, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah, it was a narrative about first dates and the olive garden I believe.

"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."

by Fergus30 on Mar 23, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jeeze, your avatar confused me for a minute.

"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."

by Fergus30 on Mar 23, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because we have a lot of prospects with Italian heritage.

Phaneuf Phever, an upgrade in skill and alliteration!

by Shield on Mar 23, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because in a game thread everyone was trying to come up with a name for the seemingly Italian names on the team. And I said they were Olive Garden Italian.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 23, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

we were also talking about how only people on prom dates trying to get laid took their ladies to the olive garden

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 23, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

And how it’s garbage

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by PPP on Mar 23, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

On two separate occasions on Saturday leafer1984 confided in me that he loved the Olive Garden and was hoping to go sometime soon.

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by Chemmy on Mar 23, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Obvs, he’s just trying to seal the deal.

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by bkblades on Mar 23, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

he wants to buy chemmy some breadsticks, ifyouknowhatimean

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 23, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck you

Fairweather fans can go to hell

by leafer1984 on Mar 23, 2010 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

My wife loves the Olive Garden!

Actual size.

by Sergei Puckizin on Mar 23, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

part of the joke was that you have to put out after the olive garden.

Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?

by ohshrit on Mar 23, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was so hard not to make that joke

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 23, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

so its not just a coincidence?

Actual size.

by Sergei Puckizin on Mar 23, 2010 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL @
My wife loves the Olive Garden!

Followed by:

Actual size.

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by Archimedies on Mar 23, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Likely posted before

Italian cooking expert eats at Olive Garden.

Everyone looks glum. “I must console myself,” Marcella says. She orders a Jack Daniel’s.

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by mf37 on Mar 23, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

bwahahaha!

Actual size.

by Sergei Puckizin on Mar 23, 2010 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

If the Leafs finish their last 10 games with a 9-1 record, they’ll finish at .500 overall.

.500!!!!!1

by somny on Mar 23, 2010 3:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously though,

After October, who even thought there might be a possibility of finishing .500 this year?

Actual size.

by Sergei Puckizin on Mar 23, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did

But only based on shear probability through mathematics.

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by SkinnyFish on Mar 23, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I once mathematically proved that Jonas Hoglund died in 1983. But unfortunately his corpse did not read my paper.

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by buddha hat on Mar 23, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

In all honesty

I’d rather them stay behind Tampa. I’d rather Boston get Hall or Seguin than TB. Really, do they need another young star? They’re going to be the Pens 2.0.

A Nation of Masochists Waiting is the hardest part.

by furcifer on Mar 23, 2010 4:52 PM EDT reply actions  

nah, they are totally fucked with contracts, and will have to start trading off young tallent at some point via chicago

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 23, 2010 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

Lecavalier has them completely screwed.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Mar 23, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not really. With their current team, they are still $5M under the cap and that’s with $3M in bonuses for Stamkos and Alex Tanguay’s soon to be gone $2.5M.

I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.

by SkinnyFish on Mar 23, 2010 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

dammit.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Mar 23, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also St. Louis’ contract is up the same year as Stamkos’ ELC. Stamkos will get a raise, and St. Louis will probably take a pay cut as he’ll be 36.

I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.

by SkinnyFish on Mar 23, 2010 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, but with stamkos and hedman both needing assuredly hefty raises, who knows

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 23, 2010 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

stamkos is going to need a HUGE raise after next season.

Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?

by ohshrit on Mar 23, 2010 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

You think he’ll make more than Kessel?

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Mar 23, 2010 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

in my mind he should.

Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?

by ohshrit on Mar 23, 2010 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think they’ll do one of those 12 year deal things, that’s becoming all the rage in the NHL

WWGRD? (What Would Gary Roberts Do?)

by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 23, 2010 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey it worked out great for Vinny……..

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by SkinnyFish on Mar 23, 2010 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then again Stamko’s got developed by that guy →

WWGRD? (What Would Gary Roberts Do?)

by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 23, 2010 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can’t see Stamkos making more than Kessel, unless Stamkos holds out.

While both were/are RFAs, Kessel had to go the trade route to get the big green. The Bolts should use what little leverage they have to contain their costs on the contract.

Whether or not they choose to do so is a separate matter.

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by mf37 on Mar 23, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stamkos also already has better stats than Kessel ever has, should this production continue to the end of the contract who knows

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 23, 2010 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is what I’m going with.

They have to pay Stammer more, market value dictates it, but I also don’t see stamkos ‘holding out’ like kessle would’ve.

Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?

by ohshrit on Mar 23, 2010 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stamko’s is a more complete player imo.

WWGRD? (What Would Gary Roberts Do?)

by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 23, 2010 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Stamkos keeps up this pace, I could see a 5 year $6M contract for him. Though, if I’m Tampa I don’t sign him before free agency in case some team gets stupid and offers something ridiculous thus netting me four 1st rounders in the process.

I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.

by SkinnyFish on Mar 23, 2010 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

some team

clearly being the New York Rangers.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Mar 23, 2010 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa Whoa Whoa. You think Stamkos deserves a bigger contract than Chris Drury?

I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.

by SkinnyFish on Mar 23, 2010 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, you’re insane. I like it.

I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.

by SkinnyFish on Mar 23, 2010 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I channeled my inner Glen “What Salary Cap?” Sather

WWGRD? (What Would Gary Roberts Do?)

by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 23, 2010 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

The deal will likely also depend on how many years of UFA status Stamkos is willing to forego…

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by mf37 on Mar 23, 2010 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stamkos is putting up numbers the likes of which we have not seen from a 19/20 year not named Crosby or Ovechkin in a long time. Those guys are all making $8MM plus, I see no reason Stamkos won’t break $7MM on his next deal.

Assuming he continues at or above his current pace the next couple years he’d be an absolute steal at $6MM.

by The '67 Sound on Mar 23, 2010 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even so, he’s a RFA so his leverage is still bound by those terms. Tampa still has the luxury of time. If Stamkos’ production falls next season, which it could, then that’s to Tampa’s advantage.

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by bkblades on Mar 23, 2010 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crosby, Malkin & Ovechkin all were RFAs too. Generational talents play by different rules. Stamkos is looking like one. 40-42-82 so far this year!

by The '67 Sound on Mar 23, 2010 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

er, 43-40-83

And producing 1.5 ppg in last 24 games.

by The '67 Sound on Mar 23, 2010 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

All three of those players had a few seasons to establish their play before their new contracts. Stamkos still only has one and half seasons to bank on right now.

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by bkblades on Mar 23, 2010 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah but he’ll have another one before his deal is up.

by The '67 Sound on Mar 23, 2010 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

And like I said, if Stamkos gets injured next season or his production shrinks, it’s to Tampa’s advantage. Just saying no need to jump the gun on his next contract and offer him megabucks just yet.

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by bkblades on Mar 23, 2010 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

They’ll wait until next year. And will likely have to pay through the nose.

by The '67 Sound on Mar 23, 2010 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Tampa has a bigger problem with salary (i.e. cash on hand) than salary cap.

They’re waaaay under the cap this year.

by The '67 Sound on Mar 23, 2010 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Though that was by design under the previous owners. The new owner might not have a self imposed salary cap.

I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.

by SkinnyFish on Mar 23, 2010 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I just have my doubts about whether that market can ever support a max payroll. But you’re right, this year was artificially depressed.

I certainly agree with you that cap space isn’t much of an issue for them.

by The '67 Sound on Mar 23, 2010 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn’t they change ownership recently?
I know Barrey and Knoles didn’t have that much $

WWGRD? (What Would Gary Roberts Do?)

by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 23, 2010 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, they did change ownership. Barrie and what’s his face gone. Another what’s his face in.

by Pyramid Power on Mar 23, 2010 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Ryan Kesler can grab $5 million a year for six years, well, no matter the change in ownership in Tampa and all other factors I see Stamkos and his agent saying, “Look guys I am freakin’ better than Ryan freakin’ Kesler! I demand more money than him.”

Being robbed of a spot on Team Canada by Pat Bergeron has to piss Stamkos off. And Kesler with the phenomenal performance in the Olympics driving up his market price and getting the deal he got from Gillis has got to rankle. Maybe he will take it out on the Tampa GM and owners. lol Just jesting.

Anyway, I think the kid is much more complete than Phil Kessel – at this time. Could still grab 50 goals. And he’s a good Toronto lad. Give him what he wants.

by Pyramid Power on Mar 23, 2010 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hope they leave him unsatisfied. because i love stamkos and i want him bad….on the leafs.

by ShahofToronto on Mar 23, 2010 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like your thinking Shah! Stamkos would look so awesome in the blue and white indeed.

by Pyramid Power on Mar 23, 2010 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

if it wasnt for the muskoka five, we would have stamkos

There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"

by Matt_Roberts on Mar 24, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

but they only have 1 1/2 defensemen and no goalie.

Actual size.

by Sergei Puckizin on Mar 23, 2010 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want Boston to get Cam Fowler, because it means they’ll have turned Kessel into a 3rd overall pick and STILL won’t have replaced Kessel’s offence.

As for Tampa getting Hall or Seguin, well..

It’s Tampa Bay

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by clrkaitken on Mar 23, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

“It’s Tampa Bay/” But didn’t they win the Cup in 2004? Ouch! How painful is it to have seen that happen, and even worse, the ’Candy Canes beat Edmonton following the lockout year.

Cup is coming back to Canada someday. And it WILL be Toronto!

GO LEAFS GO!

by Pyramid Power on Mar 23, 2010 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cox says we’re trying to sign Mats.

by ShahofToronto on Mar 23, 2010 5:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Cox is crazy
but I am not totally against it….for under 3 mill

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 23, 2010 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

he tricked you

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by Karina on Mar 23, 2010 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i never said i believed it!

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 23, 2010 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am a victim of the Shah’s perfidy and treachery too Jared.

by Pyramid Power on Mar 23, 2010 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha, i win. i just couldn’t help it. whats my prize?

by ShahofToronto on Mar 23, 2010 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

A one way no expenses paid trip to Tehran in the cargo hold with only your shorts and a T-shirt permitted. No socks.

by Pyramid Power on Mar 23, 2010 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

From what my Persian friends tell me shorts aren’t permitted in Iran, that’s a serious offense. You are going to be the death of me. But I’ll take it, who doesn’t like a vacation.

by ShahofToronto on Mar 23, 2010 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

aka the Norwegian Hobbit.

by ShahofToronto on Mar 23, 2010 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lost me. Who is Mats the Norwegian Hobbit. Who is Cox for that matter? Just jesting. Damien the Dumbass. Actually, I well know this will win me no friends on this site but I generally respect Cox outside of his yakking and yapping about the evils of fighting. And his wild ego!

Frank Orr, former Star sportswriter, told a Montreal sportswriter, Jack Todd that Damien is good but he thinks he invented hockey.

At least when I see he mailbag he is almost unfailingly polite and seems like a nice guy.

by Pyramid Power on Mar 23, 2010 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cox may have his many dumb moments, but he is still a hockey and Leafs reporter. Thus, he gets much more access and scoops than the vast majority of people. The criticism that follows him is that with so many resources at his disposal, many of which is only accessible to a select few, he doesn’t take advantage of them. Far too many times he writes hackneyed articles or lazy entries perpetuating the Leafs are unredeemable as a franchise or that Leafs fans are the ones to blame.

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by bkblades on Mar 23, 2010 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

he has actually been pretty good recently, its spooky

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 23, 2010 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s true….but I’m still wondering if there will be a regression to the mean soon…

by Theodles on Mar 23, 2010 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously, I thought us winning the cup was the fun sign that hell would freeze over but then there is Cox being good…

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by Clawson on Mar 23, 2010 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

The frustrating thing is unlike, e.g., Berger he does have some ability. He’s just too lazy and contemptuous of his audience way too often for my liking. A leading contender for mittenstringer bingo. There’s a reason they called it “Cox Bloc”.

by The '67 Sound on Mar 23, 2010 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't read him anymore

but from what I hear he is actually not bad as long as he isn’t talking about how the fans are insuring the Leafs suck because of our loyalty.

I won’t ever read him again for that one stance.

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Mar 23, 2010 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not Cox

…not Berger, not Simmons…

Truculence...starting 10/1/09

by LeafBoy on Mar 23, 2010 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I used to like Simmons many moons ago when he was writing some good shit when Al Strachan was his colleague with the Sun. He is such a negative nasty nattering nabob of negativity now though. Sooooooooooooo sarcastic. Ugh. Don’t know what happened to him and do not want to know what happened to him.

Do like Mike Zeisberger with the Sun. Went to Carleton U. with him and studied journalism with him. And partied hard together. Lost touch though over the years. Were never best buds. Anyway, just yakking on here. Please forgive my voyages down memory lane – seems that is one of the few lanes I travel down now.

by Pyramid Power on Mar 23, 2010 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zeisberger is decent, I can read him every once in a while.

Truculence...starting 10/1/09

by LeafBoy on Mar 23, 2010 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

he is a wierd looking dude

There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"

by Matt_Roberts on Mar 24, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

That stance doesn’t even really make sense in a salary cap world. It’s not like the Leafs are only spending to the floor too.

by Theodles on Mar 23, 2010 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is a columnist. He is paid to be controversial and get people thinking etc…… Get people riled up, infuriated but keep coming back for more.

Agreed totally with bkblades re his laziness though. He could be so so much more. He does have talent and solid knowledge of his hockey in general. Generally enjoy reading his stuff.

by Pyramid Power on Mar 23, 2010 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’d be paid more if he just wrote good columns…

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by clrkaitken on Mar 23, 2010 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mats Zuccarello-Aasen. SEL MVP from Norway and leading scorer I believe. Apparently our pursuit of him is front page material on thestar.com

by ShahofToronto on Mar 23, 2010 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks I am heading over to the Star. You’re not playing Iranian mind games again are you Shah?

by Pyramid Power on Mar 23, 2010 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s not lying. I also want them to go after Vikingstaad!

WWGRD? (What Would Gary Roberts Do?)

by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 23, 2010 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tore Vikingstaad! I want that man in Toronto in blue and white. I don’t care if it’s with the Marlies. Work your magic Brian. Get on a flight to Oslo immediately and get him signed! Best hockey name for a Norwegian EVER. Hilarious.

by Pyramid Power on Mar 23, 2010 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

there’s also a fanshot about this

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Mar 23, 2010 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Absolutely not good sir, I wouldn’t know how. Although my parents immigrated from a far away land (not iran) I am after all a good Toronto boy, if Don Cherry was to describe it folks i’m canadian, i’m canadian, i’m canadian, i’m canadian, canadian. just like nazem kadri.

by ShahofToronto on Mar 23, 2010 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha ha!

Cool! What’s going on with the Nazdaq these days by the way? What are his numbers recently if anyone knows, and how is he is looking with the Knights?

Anybody care to enlighten a far away ignoramass?

by Pyramid Power on Mar 23, 2010 6:05 PM EDT reply actions  

he has 5 points in 2 playoff games including the OT winner in game one

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 23, 2010 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 playoff games, 2 goals (5 points), 1 OT winner. 1st star in both games.

by ShahofToronto on Mar 23, 2010 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also

he plays tonight I believe in Game 3. Same start time as the Leafs.

Leafs Nation: A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Mar 23, 2010 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome! Thanks for the update gents. Go Knights Go! Go Leafs Go!

by Pyramid Power on Mar 23, 2010 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ignoramus.

is the correct spelling.

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."

- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Mar 23, 2010 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know that Dr. Steven. Hence the sic after ignoramass. lol lol Hope you are well sir.

by Pyramid Power on Mar 23, 2010 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

what is "sic"

"There's been four different Cup winners the last four years, and I got one of them (Anaheim) and it was a fighting team. We're playing it that way regardless." - B. Burke, Toronto Maple Leafs GM

by BlueBuds on Mar 23, 2010 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

“spelling incorrect” or “spelled incorrectly”…which doesn’t imply that you know the right way and are choosing not to. =P

by Bower Power on Mar 23, 2010 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Sic” is actually the Latin word for “thus” as in “like” or “as”. It is used to denote a spelling, grammar or factual error that was present in original text that is being reproduced verbatim (i.e. the errors are being perpetuated in the interests of complete accuracy) by the present author.

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"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)

by jrwendelman on Mar 24, 2010 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ahh class time soon. And by that I mean sitting at the back of a lecture theatre, streaming the game on my laptop and continuing to post on here.

by ShahofToronto on Mar 23, 2010 6:08 PM EDT reply actions  

What else is there to do in class? :)

by Theodles on Mar 23, 2010 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Studying economics or whatever and studying the Leafs simultaneously leads to A+ plus grades just because. Just because.

by Pyramid Power on Mar 23, 2010 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, indeed what else is there to do in class?

by Pyramid Power on Mar 23, 2010 6:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Sleep

it always worked for me.

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."

- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Mar 23, 2010 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only Western

WWGRD? (What Would Gary Roberts Do?)

by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 23, 2010 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

the thing is i see that as a compliment. i never want to leave this place.

by ShahofToronto on Mar 23, 2010 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

believe me, it’s tough, but worth it to leave.

Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?

by ohshrit on Mar 23, 2010 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah western, i miss thee

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 23, 2010 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorta a back-handed compliment, but I’ve been hearing Waterloo is the new Western in terms of partying

WWGRD? (What Would Gary Roberts Do?)

by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 23, 2010 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Waterloo is a nice place….but Western has it beat in terms of the bar scene.

by Theodles on Mar 23, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Both are university towns.

WWGRD? (What Would Gary Roberts Do?)

by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 23, 2010 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s true….and I live in Kitchener in the summer, so if you consider them different cities….it’s doubly true =D I’m not really sure if anything happens in Waterloo other than University.

by Theodles on Mar 23, 2010 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope, never will.

Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?

by ohshrit on Mar 23, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah nowhere else can produce jackasses in pink Abercrombie sweaters with white-rimmed aviators like Western.

Not Liking Nikolai Kulemin Means You Have No Soul

by Clawson on Mar 23, 2010 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

lemme guess you went to athabasca? online degree?

that way your pale skin never had to go out in the harsh sunlight and face the dire emptyness of the outside world.

Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?

by ohshrit on Mar 23, 2010 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guelph

And trust me, I was on Western campus for less than 5 minutes this weekend and saw two guys dressed like that. TWO IN FIVE MINUTES!

Not Liking Nikolai Kulemin Means You Have No Soul

by Clawson on Mar 23, 2010 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

then the school has gone down hill. weaksauce.

Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?

by ohshrit on Mar 23, 2010 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was driving back to school one time with my sister and one of her friends. My sister tried to defend the school when her friend looks at her and says “there actually is a high amount of douchebaggery at Western. About 90% I’d say.” And thats coming from a current Western student.

Not Liking Nikolai Kulemin Means You Have No Soul

by Clawson on Mar 23, 2010 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

there is, but the other 10% is fucking brilliant.

why people gotta hate?

Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?

by ohshrit on Mar 23, 2010 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’ll admit I’m slightly jealous, my campus’s night life is dead.

WWGRD? (What Would Gary Roberts Do?)

by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 23, 2010 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

well i haven’t gone to western in 6 years so i got nothing.

Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?

by ohshrit on Mar 23, 2010 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

i agree.

it’s awesome.

Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?

by ohshrit on Mar 23, 2010 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sleep and drink and study the Leafs and look at hot ladies. And peashoot the Prof when he or she is not looking.

by Pyramid Power on Mar 23, 2010 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

My friend organised a porn party with his friends in his chemistry class.

by Theodles on Mar 23, 2010 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too bad only dudes showed up.

WWGRD? (What Would Gary Roberts Do?)

by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 23, 2010 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh

I miss undergrad days. The most exciting thing people do nowdays is play slime volleyball or tetris.

by Theodles on Mar 23, 2010 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chicks seem to play tetris the most I found from my observation on campus

WWGRD? (What Would Gary Roberts Do?)

by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 23, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

And sit on a computer plagiarizing papers. And playing computer games. Frats!

by Pyramid Power on Mar 23, 2010 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chemistry, porn and only dudes. That sounds hhmmmmm very very very dangerous and sick and insert adjective here.

by Pyramid Power on Mar 23, 2010 6:16 PM EDT reply actions  

OK guys...

this is what the CC is for… you might wanna move over there…

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Mar 23, 2010 6:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Don’t tell me my business devil woman!

/moves over to CC with head down

Not Liking Nikolai Kulemin Means You Have No Soul

by Clawson on Mar 23, 2010 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared mentioned that to me yesterday. Chatty Cathy. I gotta check her out. Never knew of her before until Mr. Jared pointed that out to me and Mr. Chuck Diesel.

by Pyramid Power on Mar 23, 2010 6:21 PM EDT reply actions  

here

I’ll make it easy for you

Come by any time!

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Mar 23, 2010 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you. I will do so Mrs. Karina.

by Pyramid Power on Mar 23, 2010 6:22 PM EDT reply actions  

no problem!

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Mar 23, 2010 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Karina

Found out recently that you were correct and I was incorrect re Burrows and turtling. Remember we disagreed re that? I was going off a second hand source who is usually reliable re all things Canuckian.

What is your opinion of Grabner? The Kesler deal? Mason Raymond? Would love to hear your views on the Canucks as I have a genuine interest in that team.

by Pyramid Power on Mar 23, 2010 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

sure, e-mail me and we can chat there :)

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Mar 23, 2010 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha ha

That will be a little difficult because I do not have your e-mail address. lol

by Pyramid Power on Mar 23, 2010 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

click on ‘karina’

Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?

by ohshrit on Mar 23, 2010 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s that easy. I have a LOT to learn about the complexities and nuances etc…. of this site. Thanks.

by Pyramid Power on Mar 23, 2010 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

You sir, have trouble with the reply button. :)

by Theodles on Mar 23, 2010 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or pressing “R” when you highlight a comment using “Z”

WWGRD? (What Would Gary Roberts Do?)

by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 23, 2010 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cool….I didn’t even know about that trick. I should probably read the list of shortcuts sometime….

by Theodles on Mar 23, 2010 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

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