Sights and Sounds: Maple Leafs 1 v. Panthers 4
Tuesday night I made it out to the game against the Florida Panthers. As is far too often the case of late I was subject to a terrible performance by the Toronto Maple Leafs. However, every visit to the ACC is not without its entertainment. The best always comes in the form of the female fans. There were two in particular, decked out in blue and white and ample cleavage that elicited an audible "Jesus Christ" from a fan or two in earshot (including me, seriously, wow doesn't begin to describe them). Of course, they made their way on to the jumbotron later on in the game.
These regular seats that my uncle gets are right beside the Molson Canadian Best Seats in the House which is great. During the Canada-Russia game at the World Juniors in Ottawa I was able to watch the game on their televisions. Plus, they usually have a cute server to chat up. The guys in front of us were creepy late 30s guys and, swear to God, his opening line was "Hey, wanna come over after the game? I have a hot tub...and Xbox!" When I saw security come by later I thought she had called them despite laughing earlier. Turns out they were hot on the heels of the woman sitting next to us who was 28, looked 40, and was drinking with an expired licence. Crack detective work. Actually, at first I thought they were coming for me since I am 26, look 15, and was drinking with an expired licence.
I also saw a Hackey Night shirt which made me want to ask the guy if he knew who he was lucky enough to be sitting near but then my natural tendency to avoid creeping people out took over. So if you wore a Hackey Night shirt in section 313 and read this: Hey, nice shirt.
Sitting in the next row was also MLSE's dream: The immigrant father lugging around a camcorder and camera documenting his Canadian son's first game. The kid was decked out in a brand new Kessel jersey, a Leafs hat, and a Leafs scarf. It actually reminded me of my dad and I at my first game minus all of the electronics because a camcorder at that time was about 50 pounds. Also, that kid didn't fall asleep. In my defence, I was six.
Also, between periods, we meandered down to the area where they have the silent auction. There were some incredible items including a signed Luongo picture of him in Vancouver after the Gold Medal Game skating with that huge Canada flag, a picture of Mats and Wayne facing off for Gretzky's last time at Maple Leaf Gardens, and a great collection of Candian Gold Medallists. The prices weren't too bad and since it was mid-week no one was bidding. Keep that in mind if you ever pull together some scratch and are looking for sporting memorabilia.
Anyway, we actually got to the game pretty early so I managed to grab a few pictures of the two teams warming up:

Jean-Sebastien Giguere stares down Phil Kessel
It's funny, no matter what age or level of hockey, all warm-ups always include the dual circles and guys firing pucks into the empty net.
Jamie Lundmark shows why he's a journeyman. He's shooting at the boards.
Also, screw Molson for their stupid 67 beer.

These two managed to get 0 shots on goal on this little whip around.
Kessel is from the Mark Messier School of Wrist Shots
Can you tell what I was focused on?
From The Toronto Star: Corporal Thomas Farquharson is the new recruit for Luke's Troops, a program in which the Leafs' Luke Schenn donates game tickets to the Canadian military. Farquharson, 24, who will be at Tuesday's game, grew up in Whitby and joined the Ontario Regiment in 2002, training as an armoured crewman. He spent eight months serving in Kandahar beginning in September 2008 and has since returned to Fleming College in Peterborough.
Two clips from the Leafs' powerplays. I wanted to get a goal but I should have known better. There is constantly a man in the goalie's face but the Leafs were not getting enough good shots through.
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Way to not take pics of the hot girls. You suck.
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Sorry
But we crossed paths on the concourse and I didn’t have time to whip it out…and snap a picture.
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Crotch camera?
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watched the game on TV
and near the end of the third, there was a sequence with Mitchell along the half boards, and I think he was either slashed, or frustrated, but an audible f-bomb was heard.
I smiled…
I have nothing interesting to say.
by blurr1974 on Mar 26, 2010 11:19 AM EDT reply actions
Nice. During the game, as they were heading to commercial and just after Kessel crushed that post and was sitting on the bench, he visibly yelped “Fack”
Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!
by blindfolded tank driver on Mar 26, 2010 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
eh, free player was free
Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?
by JaredFromLondon on Mar 26, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
exactly. it costs us what, a couple of bucks. heck at league minimum you get what you pay for.
Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!
by blindfolded tank driver on Mar 26, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
WHAT!?!?
I thought he was the last piece of our 2010 Stanley Cup run!!!!
I ate paint chips as a kid!!!!
/SENS_SUCK
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
Albert Einstein
by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Mar 26, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Lundmark has shown flashes of brilliance and has the size, speed, and strength to be an intimidating force. It’s more then likely that head coach Ron Wilson will find a way to utilize and maximize Lundmark’s exceptional talent and skill, making him a key component in this year’s succesful run up to the Stanley Cup Final. Will it be enough to put the 2010 Champions over the top in their march to glory? Only time will tell.
/fun exercise
by general borschevsky on Mar 26, 2010 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
He's better than Rosehill
and that’s, literally, what it comes down to.
I've been looking at the sky
by Back In Black on Mar 26, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
No he isn't
Rosehill goes to the net consistently, irritates opponents, fights, hits and can chip in a goal. He makes a perfect 4th line energy player.
by Johnny Bower's Pokecheck on Mar 26, 2010 3:08 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
RW seems to disagree. Lundmark gets twice the icetime that Rosehill did—basically, a regular shift vs. spot duty.
I can’t say I’ve seen enough of either of them to offer a definitive performance. Neither will have much impact on the future of the team.
I long for the days of obsessing about our 4th line and 3rd pair. Only have that luxury when the top 9/4 and goalie positions are all set.
by The '67 Sound on Mar 26, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I think the extra ice for Lundy is to see if he can somewhat live up to his expectations as a quick scorer; RW is giving him 2nd/3rd line minutes because that’s where he has to play if he is going to stay on the team. Rosehill will always be a 4th liner and therefore he gets 4th line icetime.
Phaneuf Phever, an upgrade in skill and alliteration!
and can chip in a goal
Yep. One. Not sure if he’ll ever score another. Can’t skate, can’t shoot, can’t pass – it’s such a low bar even Lundmark can step over it.
I've been looking at the sky
by Back In Black on Mar 26, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I remember him taking a terrible boneheaded penalty a few weeks ago, I think a lazy hooking call, and my sister, who follows the Leafs quite closely, asked who that was. I told her just “some piece of crap journeyman who is one of the lamest first round picks in recent memory”. Honestly, if I was a first round pick and still that bad this long after, I’d try my hand at something different and stop letting people ridicule me for being horrible.
In the weeks since I haven’t seen many games as I’m traveling in Japan, but this set of comments has provided the vindication I have long been seeking subconsciously. Lundmark is absolutely brutal and was just brought in, not to maybe catch lightning in a bottle a la Michael Leighton/Miikka Kiprusoff, but to have a physical person to dress as Burke prepared to deal as much of the deadwood as possible. Jamie Lundmark, better get ready for a new team next year because you don’t have a future here.
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Thanks for joining.
Yeah, Lundmark was a healthy body.
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considering hes a healthy scratch already tells alot…. when wallin is outplaying you, you know you suck
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by Matt_Roberts on Mar 26, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
when wallin is outplaying you, you know you suck
This is the new measuring stick.
A Nation of Masochists Waiting is the hardest part.
Here's the problem.
Wallin has played 53 games, and he’s only been on the ice for 11 goals all season long.
Lundmark has been a Leaf for 12 games and has been on the ice for 4 goals for already. He’s only been on the ice for 3 goals against, 1 of which came when he was on the PK.
Sjostrom has been a Leaf for 11 games and has been on the ice for 4 goals for already. He’s been on the ice for 7 goals against though, and only 1 of those came when he was on the PK.
Lundmark isn’t playing on the PK, Sjostrom is… and he’s doing a great job of it. At even strength though, they’ve both played roughly 130 minutes, and yet Sjostrom has been on the ice for a lot more goals against.
Lundmark’s Quality of Team is lower than Sjostrom’s (-0.041 vs -0.010), and his Quality of Competition is higher (0.009 vs. -0.074).
Lundmark also has a higher Corsi number than Sjostrom, and the team’s Corsi number is higher with Lundmark on than off to the tune of 2.6 shots. With Sjostrom on the ice it’s -1.9… or 1.9 lower than it is with him off the ice.
Nobody mind Sjostrom because he’s good on the PK. Everyone should prefer Lundmark at Even Strength to Sjostrom based on their numbers though, and I’ll point out that Lundmark is being paid $150,000 less than Sjostrom.
They were both 1st round picks, and they’re both 3rd line players at this point in their careers. Lundmark is 29, Sjostrom is 26. They’re cheap and they’re fine for what we’re paying them.
I don’t know why we should bother complaining.
"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."
- Sir Winston Churchill
I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.
by Steve Burtch on Mar 26, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks for joining and yeah, Lundmark is a body to fill a roster spot. Didn’t cost us anything, fine.
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Lundmark is not complete garbage.
He is a defensively responsible 3rd line forward, who is solid on the forecheck.
He has far more takeaways than giveaways, and he isn’t a liability in his own end. He will never be a 20 goal scorer in the NHL, but he’s cheap and he does what he’s paid to do.
I don’t expect him to become a 2nd or 1st line player EVER, and nor does anyone else… so why bother bitching about it?
You won’t get a much better player for a 3rd line role for $650 K.
"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."
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I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.
by Steve Burtch on Mar 26, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions

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