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Professor Mirtle, what chance would you give yourself of outdrinking me on March 20th?

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by Chemmy on Mar 5, 2010 12:52 PM EST reply actions  

Will there ever come a time when Sidney Crosby doesn’t own Alex Ovechkin? And no, having really bad teeth doesn’t count.

I am Mikhail Grabovski's smirking revenge.

by kidkawartha on Mar 5, 2010 1:29 PM EST reply actions  

will there be a time when either sidney crosby or evegeni malkin play for the leafs

by Lancers25 on Mar 5, 2010 2:14 PM EST reply actions  

Jokes are supposed to be funny.

"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."

by Fergus30 on Mar 5, 2010 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I hear you’re 6’4.

Has Brian Burke signed you to a deal yet?

by birky on Mar 5, 2010 2:38 PM EST reply actions  

A little over 6’5".

Built like Ryan Miller, however.

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by James Mirtle on Mar 6, 2010 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Goaltending, YAY!

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Mar 6, 2010 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Will Brian Burke be run out of town in 5 years?

by PhilSpecter on Mar 5, 2010 2:41 PM EST reply actions  

Better question.

Will ’67 Sound try to run him out of town before 2010 is done?

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by clrkaitken on Mar 5, 2010 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Sadly, I think he’s still better than most NHL GMs.

by The '67 Sound on Mar 5, 2010 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Darryl Sutter

Ask Yourself This: WWGRD? (What Would Gary Roberts Do?)

by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 5, 2010 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Even JFJ must be thinking, “Damn, what the hell is Darryl doing?”

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Mar 5, 2010 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

If you need instructions, click through the link.

Instructions

I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.

by SkinnyFish on Mar 5, 2010 2:47 PM EST reply actions  

Guys

Mirtle doing this for us is awesome, stop with the asinine questions. It makes us all look ridiculous. Also PPP is filtering them, so don’t waste your time if they are dumb as shit

Fairweather fans can go to hell

by leafer1984 on Mar 5, 2010 2:48 PM EST reply actions  

true

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by Chemmy on Mar 5, 2010 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

what if it is really really funny though ? (IE not from me)

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 5, 2010 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty sure you have to email PPP your questions – although I haven’t ‘clicked through the links’ yet.

If I was asking a question, it would probably be

“Do you think Burke should pick up another goaltender for insurance next year.”

Question for you guys, is Jonas waiver exempt next year in case we need to move him to the Marlies to get starts?

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Mar 5, 2010 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

putting the cart before the horse

still haven’t signed him yet…

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Mar 5, 2010 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

One piece of good news

He will NOT get a huge contract based on his performance this year.

Score 1 for cap management!

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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 5, 2010 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

No, after this year Gustavsson will not be waiver exempt.

I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.

by SkinnyFish on Mar 5, 2010 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

RFA!

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 5, 2010 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Will leafer1984 ever smile again at anything Leaf-related or is there no longer any hope?

I am Mikhail Grabovski's smirking revenge.

by kidkawartha on Mar 5, 2010 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude, I was smiling during last nights game up until Satan scored

Fairweather fans can go to hell

by leafer1984 on Mar 5, 2010 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn that Satan. Always ruining our hope for the promised land.

I am Mikhail Grabovski's smirking revenge.

by kidkawartha on Mar 5, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

hail satan

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure! (or Twitter.) GO BRUINS! (and Wild!)

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 5, 2010 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I knew it. Bruins fans follow the Dark Lord.

I am Mikhail Grabovski's smirking revenge.

by kidkawartha on Mar 5, 2010 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

My bad team is marginally better than your bad team.

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure! (or Twitter.) GO BRUINS! (and Wild!)

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 5, 2010 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

yes, but we are oh so much prettier

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 5, 2010 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, but we have Wendel and OLAS and you have Satan and Satan’s baby-devouring enforcer, Chara, which is Czech for “offspring of Satan”. The choice is obvious.

I am Mikhail Grabovski's smirking revenge.

by kidkawartha on Mar 5, 2010 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

do they speak Czech in Slovakia?

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 5, 2010 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, he was actually born in Czechoslovakia, so it’s a toss-up. In all likelihood, the Czech republic changed his birth records and forced Slovakia to take him after the country split. He was exiled for being Satan’s offspring.

I am Mikhail Grabovski's smirking revenge.

by kidkawartha on Mar 5, 2010 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I definitely don’t include any questions that are not e-mailed or any that are stupid. You can make all the jokes you want in here but they won’t make it.

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by PPP on Mar 5, 2010 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Dear Mirtle,

When will PPP get a sense of humor?

- Chemmy

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by Chemmy on Mar 5, 2010 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

When he hires Conan as a writer.

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by James Mirtle on Mar 6, 2010 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I hear

he is looking for a job…

also, are you taller or shorter than Conan?

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Mar 6, 2010 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

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