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Dirty Players

I assume most of you have seen the Lapierre play from last night. If not the video is below. This got me to thinking of who holds the title in the NHL for dirtiest and most gutless player. So, some criteria for this include being considered someone who delivers dirty hits or someone who dives a lot. As well they should be people who generally don't fight, or don't fight people with much pugilistic skill. That doesn't necessarily mean that they avoid enforces, but if you only go after smaller players or ones who rarely, if ever, fight, then you are gutless.  If you also go after other players in vulnerable positions and let your teammates handle the retribution, you are gutless.

The candidates:

Maxim Lapierre. He has two fights on the season, one against Zach Bogosian and one against Keith Ballard. Lapierre has 15 pounds on Bogosian, and he has 3 inches and 5 pounds on Ballard. Neither are noted pugilists and both are smaller players.

Sean Avery. We all know the deal with him, however he has fought Carcillo once and Hartnell twice, so he isn't as gutless as Lapierre. Although he has fought Bruno Gervais (2 career fights), Ruslan Fedotenko (5 fights since 2000) and Mike Mottau (5 NHL fights since 2000) this year.

Jordin Tootoo. Not shy of catching people in the head and in this years seem content to let Wade Belak handle his problems. He has fought twice this season; although he has only played in 33 games. Both of those fights came in the same game against the same player, Kenddal McArdle.

Matt Cooke. Like Tootoo, not shy about head-hunting. Has fought three times this year, and listen to the quality of the fighters; Ilya Kovalchuk, Ryan Callahan and Chris Drury.

Steve Downie and Ryan Hollweg. These guys get special mention for being extremely dirty despite the fact that they do generally back up their actions. We all know what they do, but I'm not sure they people they hit remember.

The Evidence: Lapierre:

Avery:

Tootoo:

Cooke:

I would add a poll, but my internet isn't allowing me too for some reason.  So cast your votes for the dirtiest and most gutless player in the NHL in the comments section.

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Lappy

I cannot stand Lapierre. He is a coward and finally even Habs fans are catching one.

by mrtolton on Mar 5, 2010 4:06 PM EST reply actions  

On the other hand, Avery is responsible for one of the funniest moments in hockey. Ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X8i3TuINyM&feature=player_embedded#

I am Mikhail Grabovski's smirking revenge.

by kidkawartha on Mar 5, 2010 4:16 PM EST reply actions  

He also almost died on the ice too

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!videos=8kyypc6YaEE&v=B53W-7tk4Uw

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by Belligerent Burkie on Mar 5, 2010 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

He almost died on the ice too

We require, as a team, proper levels of pugnacity, testosterone, truculence and belligerence.
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by Belligerent Burkie on Mar 5, 2010 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah, yes, I remember that one. The Russian judge gave it a 10.5, I think.

I am Mikhail Grabovski's smirking revenge.

by kidkawartha on Mar 5, 2010 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

It looks like Talbot was going to drop his gloves, until he realized it was Avery and hung on to them

Wendel Killer Joseph

by MapleLeafMole on Mar 5, 2010 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I’d keep the dirty players and divers separate… both types of players are cheaters but in different ways. That’s just me though.

And yes I saw what Max did… fuck him, his dirty ways and his Hab-ness.

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by stucky on Mar 5, 2010 4:31 PM EST reply actions  

yeah, Avery isnt really a dirty player, but he is an actor

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 5, 2010 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I put Avery in because of the “gutless” theme. He does do cheap shit from time to time as well. But he isn’t on the level of the Tootoo sucker punch.

We require, as a team, proper levels of pugnacity, testosterone, truculence and belligerence.
DION F*****G PHANEUF

by Belligerent Burkie on Mar 5, 2010 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Ott isn’t on this list?

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Mar 5, 2010 4:47 PM EST reply actions  

He fights pretty regularly

We require, as a team, proper levels of pugnacity, testosterone, truculence and belligerence.
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by Belligerent Burkie on Mar 5, 2010 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

he’s still a douche

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Mar 5, 2010 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Ott fights people he can win against

Ott is a douchebag and words I can’t say here and phrases that i can’t even say at SLGT. Ott turtles ALL the time against real fighters, he never drops the gloves unless its a lighweight. He does cheap plays, makes dirty hits and hides behind the refs. If you gave me the chance to punch one NHL player in the world right in the nose im taking Pavel Datsuk or Ott.

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.

by Icion on Mar 6, 2010 12:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Crosby….he punched someone in the balls. That wins the dirtiest player for life award!

by Theodles on Mar 5, 2010 5:37 PM EST reply actions  

Well

Sid’s toned down the dirty stuff and the diving and whining. I think that label can be removed from him now…

by Marc Pilgrim on Mar 5, 2010 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Sacking a man is an unforgivable offence!

by Theodles on Mar 5, 2010 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Diving calls when you see the kid
Protect your balls when you see the kid

We require, as a team, proper levels of pugnacity, testosterone, truculence and belligerence.
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by Belligerent Burkie on Mar 5, 2010 8:52 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Ovechkin is so dirty you guys!

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by Ovechwin on Mar 5, 2010 6:52 PM EST reply actions  

Nah

Ovie isn’t dirty, just freakin reckless. Leaves his feet for most hits (he’s huge, he doesn’t have to) and impulsively sticks body parts out if the guy he is checking somehow squeezes past him.

I don’t think any of it is intentional, but he is going to end up really hurting someone(possibly himself) unless he can reign in the impulsiveness a bit.

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Mar 6, 2010 9:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Missed the joke

Notice the screenname ;)

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by red army line on Mar 7, 2010 7:39 AM EST up reply actions  

I know who she is – did not miss a joke – but some ppl actually think he is dirty.

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Mar 7, 2010 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I know what a douche, right? ;)

Haha I love Ovie…

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by Brad_Richards_Rocks on Mar 7, 2010 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

That was a dirty hit by Lapierre, but what was with Nichol writhing around on the ice and suddenly pops up to argue because there was no penalty on the play? Dirty, dirty hit, though.

by Screaming Will on Mar 6, 2010 8:51 AM EST reply actions  

Look how he was holding himself though. Not like he was yelling at the refs waving both arms. He was cradling himself.

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by Clawson on Mar 7, 2010 10:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, not as bad as some we’ve seen. I actually thought he was holding his sweater, but now I see what you mean.

by Screaming Will on Mar 7, 2010 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Matt Cooke is freakin’ dirty.
I am ashamed that his name is on the Stanley Cup.

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by Karina on Mar 8, 2010 2:19 PM EST reply actions  

Dare you to find 1-2 other dirty Tootoo examples.

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by Chris Burton on Mar 8, 2010 5:39 PM EST reply actions  

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