Dirty Players
I assume most of you have seen the Lapierre play from last night. If not the video is below. This got me to thinking of who holds the title in the NHL for dirtiest and most gutless player. So, some criteria for this include being considered someone who delivers dirty hits or someone who dives a lot. As well they should be people who generally don't fight, or don't fight people with much pugilistic skill. That doesn't necessarily mean that they avoid enforces, but if you only go after smaller players or ones who rarely, if ever, fight, then you are gutless. If you also go after other players in vulnerable positions and let your teammates handle the retribution, you are gutless.
The candidates:
Maxim Lapierre. He has two fights on the season, one against Zach Bogosian and one against Keith Ballard. Lapierre has 15 pounds on Bogosian, and he has 3 inches and 5 pounds on Ballard. Neither are noted pugilists and both are smaller players.
Sean Avery. We all know the deal with him, however he has fought Carcillo once and Hartnell twice, so he isn't as gutless as Lapierre. Although he has fought Bruno Gervais (2 career fights), Ruslan Fedotenko (5 fights since 2000) and Mike Mottau (5 NHL fights since 2000) this year.
Jordin Tootoo. Not shy of catching people in the head and in this years seem content to let Wade Belak handle his problems. He has fought twice this season; although he has only played in 33 games. Both of those fights came in the same game against the same player, Kenddal McArdle.
Matt Cooke. Like Tootoo, not shy about head-hunting. Has fought three times this year, and listen to the quality of the fighters; Ilya Kovalchuk, Ryan Callahan and Chris Drury.
Steve Downie and Ryan Hollweg. These guys get special mention for being extremely dirty despite the fact that they do generally back up their actions. We all know what they do, but I'm not sure they people they hit remember.
The Evidence: Lapierre:
Avery:
Tootoo:
Cooke:
I would add a poll, but my internet isn't allowing me too for some reason. So cast your votes for the dirtiest and most gutless player in the NHL in the comments section.
PensionPlanPuppets.com is a fan community that allows members to post their own thoughts and opinions on the Toronto Maple Leafs and hockey in general. These views and thoughts may not be shared by the editor of PensionPlanPuppets.com.
28 comments
|
0 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
Lappy
I cannot stand Lapierre. He is a coward and finally even Habs fans are catching one.
On the other hand, Avery is responsible for one of the funniest moments in hockey. Ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X8i3TuINyM&feature=player_embedded#
I am Mikhail Grabovski's smirking revenge.
He also almost died on the ice too
http://www.youtube.com/watch#!videos=8kyypc6YaEE&v=B53W-7tk4Uw
We require, as a team, proper levels of pugnacity, testosterone, truculence and belligerence.
DION F*****G PHANEUF
by Belligerent Burkie on Mar 5, 2010 4:31 PM EST up reply actions
We require, as a team, proper levels of pugnacity, testosterone, truculence and belligerence.
DION F*****G PHANEUF
by Belligerent Burkie on Mar 5, 2010 4:33 PM EST up reply actions
It looks like Talbot was going to drop his gloves, until he realized it was Avery and hung on to them
Wendel Killer Joseph
by MapleLeafMole on Mar 5, 2010 5:11 PM EST up reply actions
I’d keep the dirty players and divers separate… both types of players are cheaters but in different ways. That’s just me though.
And yes I saw what Max did… fuck him, his dirty ways and his Hab-ness.
leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.
yeah, Avery isnt really a dirty player, but he is an actor
Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?
by JaredFromLondon on Mar 5, 2010 4:35 PM EST up reply actions
I put Avery in because of the “gutless” theme. He does do cheap shit from time to time as well. But he isn’t on the level of the Tootoo sucker punch.
We require, as a team, proper levels of pugnacity, testosterone, truculence and belligerence.
DION F*****G PHANEUF
by Belligerent Burkie on Mar 5, 2010 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
Ott isn’t on this list?
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
Albert Einstein
by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Mar 5, 2010 4:47 PM EST reply actions
He fights pretty regularly
We require, as a team, proper levels of pugnacity, testosterone, truculence and belligerence.
DION F*****G PHANEUF
by Belligerent Burkie on Mar 5, 2010 5:04 PM EST up reply actions
he’s still a douche
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
Albert Einstein
by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Mar 5, 2010 5:52 PM EST up reply actions
Ott fights people he can win against
Ott is a douchebag and words I can’t say here and phrases that i can’t even say at SLGT. Ott turtles ALL the time against real fighters, he never drops the gloves unless its a lighweight. He does cheap plays, makes dirty hits and hides behind the refs. If you gave me the chance to punch one NHL player in the world right in the nose im taking Pavel Datsuk or Ott.
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Well
Sid’s toned down the dirty stuff and the diving and whining. I think that label can be removed from him now…
Diving calls when you see the kid
Protect your balls when you see the kid
We require, as a team, proper levels of pugnacity, testosterone, truculence and belligerence.
DION F*****G PHANEUF
by Belligerent Burkie on Mar 5, 2010 8:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ovechkin is so dirty you guys!
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
Founding member of the Tyler Sloan Fan Club
Nah
Ovie isn’t dirty, just freakin reckless. Leaves his feet for most hits (he’s huge, he doesn’t have to) and impulsively sticks body parts out if the guy he is checking somehow squeezes past him.
I don’t think any of it is intentional, but he is going to end up really hurting someone(possibly himself) unless he can reign in the impulsiveness a bit.
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
Albert Einstein
by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Mar 6, 2010 9:19 AM EST up reply actions
Missed the joke
Notice the screenname ;)
CИДHИЙ KPOCБИЙ: АЛEKCAHДP OBEЧKИH, OH CEЙЧAC TBOЙ ПAПA
by red army line on Mar 7, 2010 7:39 AM EST up reply actions
I know who she is – did not miss a joke – but some ppl actually think he is dirty.
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
Albert Einstein
by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Mar 7, 2010 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
I know what a douche, right? ;)
Haha I love Ovie…
Here's to all us girls who love hockey...and the men who play it.
by Brad_Richards_Rocks on Mar 7, 2010 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
You know you want it-
Can’t. Stop. Laughing.
I am Mikhail Grabovski's smirking revenge.
by kidkawartha on Mar 6, 2010 2:55 AM EST reply actions 4 recs
That was a dirty hit by Lapierre, but what was with Nichol writhing around on the ice and suddenly pops up to argue because there was no penalty on the play? Dirty, dirty hit, though.
Look how he was holding himself though. Not like he was yelling at the refs waving both arms. He was cradling himself.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
Yeah, not as bad as some we’ve seen. I actually thought he was holding his sweater, but now I see what you mean.
by Screaming Will on Mar 7, 2010 1:24 PM EST up reply actions
Matt Cooke is freakin’ dirty.
I am ashamed that his name is on the Stanley Cup.
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Mar 8, 2010 2:19 PM EST reply actions
Dare you to find 1-2 other dirty Tootoo examples.
On the Forecheck: a blog that's more productive than a Predator power play!
Follow me on Twitter

by 



























