Leafs 2 S*ns 1 (SO): Everyone join me in mocking Ottawa
by Chemmy on Mar 6, 2010 10:06 PM EST
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PrintI missed the whole game but I feel like I had a positive influence on the outcome. While at dinner I checked Twitter and saw we were losing 1-0. I refreshed twitter and apparently Phil Kessel scored a dandy. I arrived home in time for the shootout... enough said.
Jonas Gustavsson stopped 22/23 which is a .957 on the night. He stoned Spezza in the shootout and is an inspiration to men. Ottawa's scored one goal in the past 125 minutes against the Leafs. Those are numbers I can get behind.
Join me in insulting Canada's capital.
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Useless flu infested meatsack, Sens.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 6, 2010 10:07 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
kids begging with 80$ hoodies on?
Ottawa
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Mar 6, 2010 10:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I can’t wait to hear all the excuses tomorrow.
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Or the Leafs season: either one works
Poni 1G and +2 today vs Stars
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by The Meatriarchy on Mar 6, 2010 10:08 PM EST reply actions
Atta’boy
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 6, 2010 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
I miss him and Hagman (none of the others)
Well Ian White I miss
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by The Meatriarchy on Mar 6, 2010 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
I miss Ian White too :(
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He’d better hope Kipper doesn’t get injured….
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Mar 6, 2010 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
good for him. Pens fans will be getting a lot of Poni rides
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Mar 6, 2010 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I really bear no ill will towards Poni. Hope he does well. I just may cheer for them come playoffs.
I will be cheering for the pens to repeat.
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by The Meatriarchy on Mar 6, 2010 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
Also I don’t want’ any team to end a cup drought before the leafs do. So if Detroit or Pitt wins I don’t mind at all.
Van or Chicago: NO WAY
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by The Meatriarchy on Mar 6, 2010 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
BooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOooo!
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Weird that the CBC wouldn’t use adblock on that webbrowser. UGG2save.com must be fucking delighted.
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The Sens smell like the sweat wiped from the taints of homeless Ottawa guys.
Do I get a double for that one?
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by kidkawartha on Mar 6, 2010 10:09 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Well I'm out
Stay Frosty PPP.
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by PassivelyTruculent on Mar 6, 2010 10:09 PM EST reply actions
Kulimen was the leafs best forward tonight….love his play sicne hes been getting top line minutes
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Kulemin was good...
But I thought Bozak was dangerous every time he was on the ice.
Great vision, creativity and passing ability
by Shack23 on Mar 6, 2010 11:35 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
The Monster named first start?
He had a good game but he wasn’t outstanding
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by The Meatriarchy on Mar 6, 2010 10:11 PM EST reply actions
Methinks they choose the stars solely by stat line
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Who
would be first star instead of Gus then?
by Marc Pilgrim on Mar 6, 2010 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
Kulemin
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by The Meatriarchy on Mar 6, 2010 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
They gave first start to Leclaire at the game.
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damn
the habs score just seconds into their game.
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GO CANUCKS GO!
What do we think of Gustavsson tonight?
I thought that he looked OK, but those rebounds are going to kill us if the other team can actually forecheck. Our D did a good job of clearing away loose pucks.
Didn’t seem to lose his net as much as usual on wrap arounds.
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by The Meatriarchy on Mar 6, 2010 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
he looked a lot different to me. way more in the proper butterfly. But he still looks awkward and the rebound control isn’t there yet. But he looked wayyyy better on the shootout and he played pretty steady tonight.
by Chuck Diesel on Mar 6, 2010 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
he’s not as nervous, I’m going to credit lack of Vesa and more Dion
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Wow.
That’s a heck of a lot of ice time. I’m cool with it if he keeps playing like this, though. He’s gotta earn that $6.5M cap hit.
There’s more room in the dressing room now that all the murses have been moved to calgary
by Chuck Diesel on Mar 6, 2010 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
Jenn Anniston and Gerard Butler? That’s an odd romcom pairing…
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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 6, 2010 10:13 PM EST reply actions
Here’s what the Sens look like after that game-
http://www.twitpic.com/16zxu5
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by kidkawartha on Mar 6, 2010 10:15 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
omg lollllll
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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 6, 2010 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
It’s from jr. wendelman, wrap. He passed it today, went home and got the camera and WENT BACK.
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by jrwendelman on Mar 6, 2010 10:19 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Sometimes Nature is a harsh mistress. I get the feeling that little dude had been cheating on her.
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"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
I’d love to make one of those demotivational posters out of that pic…
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"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
…aaaaand this is the power of teh Intarwebs.
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It’s a blessing and a curse.
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Eh, “tomato”, “tomato”…hey, that doesn’t really work when you’re typing, you know?
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Here ya go-
http://www.flickr.com/photos/50891163@N00/4412026619/
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by kidkawartha on Mar 6, 2010 10:28 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Effing fabulous. Absolutely brilliant. I am Ell-oh-elling.
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by Chris Burton on Mar 6, 2010 10:29 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
I may need to post this in my office.
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For anybody who’s interested,the full story of this little woodland tableau is here.
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"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
During the last 4 games of Canada’s gold medal run, I found a lucky position to sit in on the sofa. I didn’t change my seating position once while those 4 must-win games were on. When the gold medal game was on, I wouldn’t even move during commercials or intermissions. By the time Crosby scored, I was cramped up like a gimp – but we won the gold! And my wife thinks I’m a little bit strange.
It is very uncomfortable seating position, but that gold medal was so very worth it.
Tonight’s game was the first Leafs game I was able to watch in full since the Olympic break, so I tried the position out again. Sure enough, Leafs win.
Schenn looked really composed with the puck.
He settled the game down nicely and made some good passes, minus the one halfway through the third that was right up the middle. Our forward wound up with it, so it was OK in the end, but still. He also continues to struggle to get the puck out of our zone on the PK.
I can’t believe he didn’t break a few ribs when he got slammed into the boards.
If God didn't want me to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?
by The Meatriarchy on Mar 6, 2010 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
Inability to ge the puck out on the PK > XLB in general
Just sayin’
by Marc Pilgrim on Mar 6, 2010 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
I love the potato’s moxie.
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no doubt, it’s a scrappy potato
(i.e., undersized and white, yet requires justifying as someone’s favorite player).
this potato is all that and a bag of chips. Oh, wait….
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by jrwendelman on Mar 6, 2010 11:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ottawa suxxxxxxxxxxxxx
On another note does anyone else miss Grabovski right now or is it just me?
Boo hoo!
I miss Crazy Grabbo.
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We could use the offense and shifty-ness, we’re predictable
Boo hoo!
by Chris Stoikoff on Mar 6, 2010 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
I miss Grabs
He’s almost as psycho as Ronnie Radke.
Pumps out more male with one thrust of the pelvis than the United States postal service over the last 146 years.
TO THE OLIVE GARDEN!
Jared can drive
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where IS Jared?
No comments from him in this thread. :(
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by Chris Burton on Mar 6, 2010 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
Somebody say his name three times.
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First time in history.
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thats what I was thinking
Normally when I swing by PPP the threads are cluttered with his remarks.
Jared, Jared, Jared…
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by Chris Burton on Mar 6, 2010 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
ummmm....
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by Chris Burton on Mar 6, 2010 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
Hey now, I like Jared (in a clean and normal sort of way). We’re just concerned for his well being since he lives here.
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by Chris Burton on Mar 6, 2010 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
his eyebrows can see through your soul! (the one time i saw him going up to the press gallery at an Oilers game, I assumed he was scouting before the Oilers and Nashville played the next day)
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I love how the Caps Fan and the Preds Fan are the ones that are worried about Jared
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Hey, we care. Toronto peeps are jaded after all the losing.
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by Chris Burton on Mar 6, 2010 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
I’m surprised you’re not jaded after all that mustard jersey (FYI: The Pred logo on your avatar, they need to put that as the main logo on an alternate jersey (or even the main one))
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I didn’t ask for it to look like baby crap!
My avatar is the logo on the shoulders of our 3rds…there’s talk of eventually making our 3rds the homes, and getting new 3rds. I kinda want a new logo. The Pred Head is nice, but getting old.
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by Chris Burton on Mar 6, 2010 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
I remember a video of Trotz saying the reason it wasn’t the main logo was because it was too kickass
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I wish our logo was Trotz himself. Scarier than the skull, no?
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by Chris Burton on Mar 6, 2010 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
Jared tweeted that he was going to Beaverton for the game, a region of Ontario that’s hoping to get dial-up internet service in 2014.
Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...
do they have Beavers?
By the tonne.
Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...
Surprisingly, they don’t – I think the local minor hockey team is called the Badgers, though. In terms of live animals, they have plenty of ferrets. They’ve also got high-speed internet up there, and the village forms the northernmost point on the GO Transit network (and the FutureStronachFamily has a cottage up there).
by FutureMrStronach on Mar 7, 2010 1:39 AM EST up reply actions
Jared, civil servant
Now we know…
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by Chris Burton on Mar 6, 2010 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
Why was that Leafs goal waived off?
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High-stick.
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That didn’t seem like a high stick to me.
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"High-sticked"
according to the blind-as-fuck refs.
BTW, the refs were crappy tonight.
by Marc Pilgrim on Mar 6, 2010 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
They were fucking ridiculous, when the goal was waved off, they didn’t even give the arena any explanation or show a replay on the board. Also, there was like 15 penalties they missed on the sens.
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Originally the ref thought Kessel touched it after Hanson tipped it with a high stick
The reply showed that after the puck went up in the air it came down and hit Sutton on the head, I’m not sure if this situation can change the official ruling
Boo hoo!
by Chris Stoikoff on Mar 6, 2010 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
…because Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles, Jose Feliciano and that guy from “Ice Castles” were officiating the game. They thought it was a high stick, but didn’t notice the puck ricocheting off the Ottawa dude’s melon.
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Sure, If Ottawa exploded and was thrown into the sun tomorrow, we would all cheer. But… after a while we would feel sad; because we would have lost our favorite punching bag.
Keep firing Assholes!
Blackout is always right
yes but then the Habs would get that extra attention they so sorely want
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They want attention?
All I hear from Montreal these days is that everyone is under a microscope and that players that leave are relieved to get out of there!
Truculence...starting 10/1/09
Les Horriblants would get most of the fallout of the Ottawa explosion, and would either develop super-powers or leukemia.
Keep firing Assholes!
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Let's Celebrate!
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by Rock Outta SoCal on Mar 6, 2010 10:31 PM EST reply actions
he has teeth left?
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by Chris Burton on Mar 6, 2010 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
MISSING PERSONS ALERT! MISSING PERSONS NAME: JAREDFROMLONDON
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by Almo89 on Mar 6, 2010 10:32 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
rec'd
to get his attention.
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by Chris Burton on Mar 6, 2010 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
With all good wishes, well played sir!
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Where is wrap to make a .gif out of that Kessel dangle? We can convince everyone its slow-mo.
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what was he dangling?
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by Chris Burton on Mar 6, 2010 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
his Caputi?
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by Almo89 on Mar 6, 2010 10:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Made Leclaire look silly in the shootout by pulling a Jason Allison.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
It was one of the most confusing things I’ve seen in a while.
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Or the Leafs season: either one works
It was one of the most awesomest things I’ve seen in a while.
Phaneuf Phever, an upgrade in skill and alliteration!
If he’s really in Buffalo, the photo needs way more random five alarm blazes in the background (or Irv Weinstein standing just to his right).
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by mf37 on Mar 6, 2010 10:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think everyone with a blog is on television except me.
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Super Terrific Chemmy Fun Time Hockey Hour with your host Chemmy
Coming soon to CBC
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can you get Milbury's spot?
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by Chris Burton on Mar 6, 2010 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
WWE Presents:
Chemmy vs Milbury STEEL CAGE DEATH MATCH!
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True Story
Colton Orr was trying to remind Ottawa fans how many times Toronto knocked them out of the playoffs. Unfortunately Colton forgot how to count.
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Stamkos scored #40 tonight.
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he's awesome
I want.
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by Chris Burton on Mar 6, 2010 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
16 game point streak too.
I hate that kid. He’s really, really good.
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That kid is on fire this season
he’s making the sophomore slump his bitch.
With that said, glad a Markhamite is kickin’ ass. :D
by Marc Pilgrim on Mar 6, 2010 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
Stammer is an inspiration to all current Markham Waxers
Great player, even better person.
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If he keeps that up he’s going to get a TV show and a blog.
Hard to believe he’s the same kid that struggled out of the gate under Melrose.
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His 40th was insane. He strips a guy at the blue line and holds him off the whole way in before getting just enough space to make his move.
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I love how Vinny has 18 goals
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highest paid player in the NHL!
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by Chris Burton on Mar 6, 2010 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, I guess they’ll have to trade Stamkos to us since they can’t afford him
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In a three way deal in which you also acquire Shea Weber, right?
To Toronto:
Shea Weber, Steven Stamkos
To Nashville:
Jeff Finger, 2nd rounder
To Tampa:
Wayne Primeau
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by Chris Burton on Mar 6, 2010 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
You have a future
A hockey’s future, boards that is http://hfboards.com/forumdisplay.php?f=3
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LOL
I know…that place is funny.
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by Chris Burton on Mar 6, 2010 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
We like Wayne Primeau though.
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A four way deal, they get Ovechkin too.
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you should throw in your pants
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by Chris Burton on Mar 6, 2010 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
What pants?
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by Ovechwin on Mar 6, 2010 10:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
oh
You don’t even OWN any, that IS hardcore.
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by Chris Burton on Mar 6, 2010 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
Panties made out of razorblade hardcore.
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ow
Seems counterproductive.
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by Chris Burton on Mar 6, 2010 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
Depends on the situation, having the blade pointing outwards can be a good deterent.
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Depending on your goal.
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by Chris Burton on Mar 6, 2010 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
I wouldn’t want to run into them, but they make sense in certain situations. Like being in Ottawa because nobody there should be allowed to procreate.
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Procreating in Ottawa led to their third jerseys.
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by Chris Burton on Mar 6, 2010 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
Jesus… you leafs fans and your S&M.
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How do you think we survive?
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That too
Though I am shockingily sober tonight.
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Hey, at least you’ll remember this one.
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Yep, I was sober during our last shootout win too. Who was that against again?
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And some team wearing red…
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Or the Leafs season: either one works
wasn’t there something with wings on the jersey somewhere you know like an eagle
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And they had this goofy looking guy with no medal on their team, right?
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Nah, Mike Green.
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I like Green and wanted him on Team Canada until I saw this Doughty kid play.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
Eh. I have my own feelings, but my homer bias clouds my judgement.
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I want a LA-Washington finals so badly.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
I feel like Chi-Wash would be awesome.
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Noooo….less chance of us having the longest streak the better.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
No worries, I don’t like their chances.
/homer
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Still would rather not risk it.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
It would be fantastic hockey though.
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True…by the way isn’t it kinda sad that we’re both relatively young around here and we’re both in on a Saturday night?
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
Oh well…at least the Leafs and Caps won tonight.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
Heck yes. And my Jayhawks won, Sorry Wan Ihite.
I had work at 6 this morning, I just don’t have the energy to go out. Also I need to save my monies.
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Yeah I need to save money as well. I really want to to go the Habs game but I don’t start work until the beginning of April. :(
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
I need to buy my tickets ASAP.
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You still haven’t done that? Damn, time is really running out.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
I know! I’m such a slacker.
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It’s the way to be.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
Pretty much. I feel so sketchy having $400 just sitting in my sock drawer. Please no one rob me.
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haha….I usually do the same with grad/birthday money since I need bar money and I don’t want to put it in the bank.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
I forgot to do it on Friday so now it has to wait for Monday. Then I have to go get me some Canadian money, apparently my dolla dolla bills will not fly in Canada, who knew?
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
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Canadians
Though some Tim Hortons accept American currency and really you don’t need much else up here.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
I just want to make sure I’m prepared.
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*glare*
Nooooo clue.
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Funny enough…our two most epic shootout moments have come against Washington.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
wasn’t vesa in net for one of them?
"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny
Yeah and Cujo for the other.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
I almost forgot he played for us until I brought up that game.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
Yo just made me remember Olie ended up sorta being a Leaf.
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They are accustomed to torture and all.
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by Chris Burton on Mar 6, 2010 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
Dude, why are you making up crazy shit? We don’t have a second rounder to give away. Other than that, though, I like the looks of this! ;-p
by Leaf in Habland on Mar 7, 2010 1:06 AM EST up reply actions
Stempniak with an assist tonight.
2 points in 2 games. He could wind up being a steal for Phoenix, but it’s not like he was doing much over here.
Ninjas aren’t very effective in the spotlight.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
Everything in Phoenix
counts as stealth, because nobody sees it anyway. So he doesn’t have to disappear as often.
(I feel I should make some kind of ritual offering to Odin now. And possibly Thor).
I watched the game at a pub in Kingston. Might as well have been QVC on the TV, nobody paid any attention. Even the frat boys in the Sens jerseys were mute.
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Tonight’s game is more of what I expected from this team: not a lot of shots against, not a lot of goals against, not a lot of goals for.
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Agreed. With this threadbare group of forwards, the only shot they have at winning is to keep the opposition of the board.
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by Chuck Diesel on Mar 6, 2010 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
Since they are Sens fans they probably are mute.
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
i thought those were just an urban legend, like Godzilla
"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny
I did notice that my sens-supporting friends disappeared from twitter awfully quickly tonight.
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So....
is this a rare occurance…?
OTTAWA, ON – MARCH 6: Zack Smith #47 of the Ottawa Senators crushes Luke Schenn #2 of the Toronto Maple Leafs in behind the net in a game at Scotiabank Place on March 6, 2010 in Ottawa, Canada. The Toronto Maple Leafs and the Ottawa Senators are tied 1-1 after two periods. (Photo by Phillip MacCallum/Getty Images)
I was. Shield Sr. wasn’t there, he is still in the Burlington. My brother drove up with a buddy for the weekend though, there was 8 of us. Awesome game to be at, with the shootout and all, and the Sens ‘fans’ were incredibly bitter after the game. Some pretty intense situations in the hallways, outside, and on the bus.
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by blindfolded tank driver on Mar 6, 2010 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
What is it this time?
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Or the Leafs season: either one works
They quoted the “line up at centre ice and shake hands” tweet re: Carkner and Orr. Referred to DGB as “our man Down Goes Brown”; epic.
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Drive by post, but I think that if the Leafs could keep games simple like tonight, the final 15 or so games will be fascinating to watch. I know the sens were sick tonight or some lameness tonight but the buds did alright!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Mar 7, 2010 12:01 AM EST reply actions
GO SNES!!!1
(LMAO)
Fuck the Senators.
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WOOOOOOOO THERE’S THE ONE WIN FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON I WAS HOPING FOR!!!
Of course, I didn’t watch it… family dinner. BOOOOOOOOO FAMILY.
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by Karina on Mar 7, 2010 2:01 AM EST reply actions
SENS SUCK!
Wait that’s not a statement, that’s a fact
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Mar 7, 2010 7:09 AM EST reply actions
Woo!
I have a question, did Wallin actually play better than normal tonight (his penalty killing was off the hook) or does he maybe just look better in person?
Phaneuf Phever, an upgrade in skill and alliteration!
I think he’s finding his feet – his PK and defensive play in general have been quite solid. I’m almost wondering if there’s a way we can sign him for minimum, have him play bottom line (or even a shutdown 3rd line), and keep another one of our young guys safe in the A one more season.
I had to make sure to post this in the morning and not last night, as most would likely attribute it to the rum.
Prefers pugnacity to truculence.
What I love about the Ottawa fans and media
Well, nothing really except their delicious sense of self-delusion and irony.
Some examples:
On the morning show, John Rodenburg saying that Calgary has no idea what they are doing, getting older and slower in a season in which they acquired Andy Sutton, Alexei Kovalev, Matt Cullen and in which their core rambles toward thirtysomething.
Ottawa fans screaming that we’re doomed, REALLY doomed because we have no first round picks. Of course, Kessel/Bozak being young, talented and = to a first round pick completely escapes them. When asked what a first round pick is? Tayor Hall Tyler Seguin!!! When asked again, they have the vacant start of a government employee told he won’t get his union-appointed 15 minute coffee break. FIRST ROUND PICKS ARE YOUNG PROSPECTS, YOU PAPERWORK-ENCUMBERED PHARISEE!!!!
The best, though, is hearing emailers and callers with such pro-Senator names as “Leafs Suck” calling in and complaining because…wait for it, we cheer louder than they do.
At least Alfie had the good sense to stay home and spare his manager the indiginity of hearing his captain get booed in his own rink.
Yeah, we suck gibbon balls right now, but at least we have a future. Ottawa? Their future is hoping the geritatric Murray finally figures out that getting older in a league focused on youth doesn’t work and their aging core can win a round, let alone two with shaky goaltending, bad defense and an aging forward group.
Let them have their illusory Cup run, their brain and mouth stuttering GM and their Toronto-envious owner.
We’ve got a future, we’ve got hope and we’ve got the youngest team in the League.
Look up Ottawa, you will see not only the CN Tower but the Blue and White boot about to kick you ass back out of that pathetic, hicksville cornfield you call Kanata.
Go Leafs Go.
by BesterThanYesterday on Mar 7, 2010 2:19 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
No matter how well Kessel plays, when Boston gets up to make their first and second round picks courtesy of the Leafs. It will hurt.
I suppose if Kessel starts scoring 3 goals a game I wont complain.
Nah.
They won’t know what they get for a good 3-4 years, given development and other factors. We wouldn’t have got a 30 goal scorer in 2010-2011 with that pick, and Burke can still move Kabs for a high pick as well.
We’re fine.
by BesterThanYesterday on Mar 7, 2010 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
As a former “……paperwork-encumbered pharisee” out in (Gene) Tunney’s Pasture with the Dept. of Supply and Services this post is just way beyond funny BesterThanYesterday. Oh, the bureaubrats in Ottawa – such exciting people to work with. Used to wear my Dead Kennedy’s “In God We Trust Inc.” t-shirt to work all the time. That shirt occasionally got more than a vacant stare from more than one government employee.
At least it was about a three to one population ratio of girls to guys back when I was there. That was very cool.
Does Ottawa still have that awful awful sleep inducing “alt-rock” radio station that I can’t remember the name of now? Even their CFNY-The Edge attempt at being like Toronto failed on a grand scale as in put me to sleep while trying to study for exams for three days straight way way back when. Slurping coffee like water and trying to stay awake with a little tuneage and zzzzzzzzzzzz. Snorefest, borefest of a radio station. Hope they got a lot better for people like Stucky and El Monstruo. “……a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.” God I love that sig Stucky. Kudos to you.
by Pyramid Power on Mar 8, 2010 6:31 PM EST up reply actions
The alt-rock station here is branded as Live 88.5, the New Alternative. I don’t know if that’s the one you used to listen to (and hate). I don’t mind it, personally… it certainly could be a lot worse.
As for the sig, thanks… but the credit goes to PLAYOFFS!!1, he used that phrase in a comment of his somewhere along the way, and I “borrowed” it. I thought it was pretty great.
leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.
Ottawa sucks.
Keep firing Assholes!
Blackout is always right
by Ubernoober on Mar 7, 2010 4:54 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
WOOHOO!
I loved this game, so much. Any win against the fucking SNES is a good day, I don’t care how we got it. Good effort by everyone around that night. This Leafs fan says thank you boys for beating the flu-ridden Snes!
Oh, and Chris Neil? DIAF. Thanks.
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