Leafs @ Flyers: Second Period Style
by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 7, 2010 7:46 PM EST
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is it seriously only the 1st intermission right now?
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GO CANUCKS GO!
Luca Caputi is always amused by Joe Pesci
Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!
by blindfolded tank driver on Mar 7, 2010 7:50 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Luca is the guy that kicks Pesci`s ass in every movie.
Keep firing Assholes!
Blackout is always right
Luca knows what happens after the Sopranos went black
Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!
by blindfolded tank driver on Mar 7, 2010 7:55 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Luca Caputi once beat up a a bus of Flyers
"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny
Pizza Pizza flyers?
The original G-Unit
by Another Good Kingston Boy on Mar 7, 2010 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
Pizza Pizza = Ontario Pizza place?
"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny
Yes.
The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 7, 2010 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
ha ha.
The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 7, 2010 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
Meh
There are much better
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by PPP on Mar 7, 2010 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
I thought it was all over Canada, but maybe just Ontario.
The original G-Unit
by Another Good Kingston Boy on Mar 7, 2010 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
It's not very good.
Pizza Pizza (TSX: PZA.UN) is a Canadian franchise chain of pizza restaurants mainly located in the province of Ontario. Other locations operate in Quebec, in western Canada (mostly through Alberta-based subsidiary Pizza 73), and in non-traditional locations such as university campuses and movie theatres throughout Canada. It has over 500 locations, including over 150 non-traditional locations. 1
1 Wikipedia.
The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 7, 2010 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
that is the worst name for a pizza franchise ever
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 7, 2010 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
pizza 73
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 7, 2010 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
473-7373 Pizza 73 your pizza source
"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny
LAME
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 7, 2010 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
I don’t know. You go in there and demand your free sex and they freak out.
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by PPP on Mar 7, 2010 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
i need to go to this place
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 7, 2010 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
The best pizza places are the ones that don’t need advertisement.
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Bingo
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by PPP on Mar 7, 2010 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
Poopie Pizza? The pizza that makes you poop… a lot?
Phaneuf Phever, an upgrade in skill and alliteration!
I got into a fight in elementary school over a debate about Pizza Pizza’s number in London.
The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 7, 2010 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
Its no wonder wonder people people call up pizza pizza when they’re hungry hungry for the very very best of pizza pizza
Phaneuf Phever, an upgrade in skill and alliteration!
Oh hey, it isn’t the same thread!
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
Founding member of the Tyler Sloan Fan Club
i love her, she’s like a martian!
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 7, 2010 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
Gotta love that the term “repeat offender” is common for NHL players now.
The original G-Unit
by Another Good Kingston Boy on Mar 7, 2010 7:50 PM EST reply actions
Luca Caputi taught TYLER MYERS!!!1 everything he knows
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Luca Caputi
lost his virginity before his father AND mother did.
Article1: "I WANT HER TO BE A PRINCESS! THIS MAKES HER LOOK LIKE A SLUT!"
Luca Caputi
Is so far ahead of his time, his parents haven’t met yet.
Willing to trade humour for cash, straight up.
Luca Caputi
is his own grandpa and his grandpa’s grandpa
"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny
One day I saw Luca Caputi wearing army pants and flip flops.
So I bought army pants and flip flops.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 7, 2010 7:50 PM EST reply actions
This one time in band camp I saw Luca Captui falcon punch Chuck Norris while baking brownies
"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny
in a related story
Luca Caputi’s brownies are ‘magic’ even though they don’t have weed in them.
Willing to trade humour for cash, straight up.
they get you high on life, and brownies
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 7, 2010 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
Luca Caputi
Is a double-0 secret agent with a liscence to kill.
Willing to trade humour for cash, straight up.
Luca Caputi started the fire.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 7, 2010 7:54 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
and let the dogs out
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 7, 2010 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
can’t believe it’s not butter
I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.
Luca Caputi
CAN believe it’s not butter, but he chooses not to.
Willing to trade humour for cash, straight up.
by Archimedies on Mar 7, 2010 7:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
he also knows where the beef is
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 7, 2010 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
he fell, and he can get up, but only when he feels like it
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 7, 2010 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
Hurt?
Luca Caputi can rip out the hearts of those who hurt you. He can hand you their severed heads.
I have a thing I never update and a Twitter account
Luca Caputi
Would do anything for love.
And would do that.
Willing to trade humour for cash, straight up.
by Archimedies on Mar 7, 2010 7:56 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Luca Caputi
knows how many roads a man must walk down, but he’s not telling you.
I have a thing I never update and a Twitter account
by puckurgently on Mar 7, 2010 7:56 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Luca Caputi
Shot the sheriff and the deputy.
Willing to trade humour for cash, straight up.
by Archimedies on Mar 7, 2010 7:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Luca Caputi
Put the “Bop” in the Bopshebop.
The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 7, 2010 7:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Luca Caputi put the MMM in MMMbop.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 7, 2010 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
Luca Caputi knows who wrote the Book of Loe. It was him
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Luca Caputi
Is in charge of Lady Gaga’s wardrobe.
And he does a damn good job, thank you very much.
Willing to trade humour for cash, straight up.
Luca Caputi can read Lady Gaga’s Pokerface.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 7, 2010 7:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
and inspired bad romance
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 7, 2010 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
puh-puh-puh-puhfection
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Luca caputi is
what Lady Gaga sings about when she wants to ride a disco stick
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Luca caputi
CAN eat just one Lay’s
Article1: "I WANT HER TO BE A PRINCESS! THIS MAKES HER LOOK LIKE A SLUT!"
by loser domi on Mar 7, 2010 7:57 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I’ve read all of these so far, but this one just made my head explode… I’m only able to type because Luca Caputi spared my life
Phaneuf Phever, an upgrade in skill and alliteration!
Luca Caputi doesnt need to do anything for a Klondike Bar.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 7, 2010 7:58 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
the Big Bang was Luca Caputi and Chuck Norris having a burping contest.
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Luca Caputi
knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie-pop
"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny
Luca Caputi is a sex machine.
Article1: "I WANT HER TO BE A PRINCESS! THIS MAKES HER LOOK LIKE A SLUT!"
get up, get on up!
Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?
by JaredFromLondon on Mar 7, 2010 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
Luca Caputi is a direct descendent of Ghengis Kahn.
Keep firing Assholes!
Blackout is always right
by Ubernoober on Mar 7, 2010 8:00 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Luca Caputi
once killed an elephant by looking at it cock-eyed.
Willing to trade humour for cash, straight up.
by Archimedies on Mar 7, 2010 8:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Sexy Thang was written about Luca Caputi http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C61olIkvoks
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(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 7, 2010 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
Luca Caputi
can win a game of chess in no moves.
by Marc Pilgrim on Mar 7, 2010 7:59 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Luca Caputi can hold a conversation in binary.
Keep firing Assholes!
Blackout is always right
by Ubernoober on Mar 7, 2010 8:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Luca Caputi CAN lick his elbow and fit his fist into his mouth.
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by loser domi on Mar 7, 2010 8:01 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Luca Caputi can write tweets longer than 140 characters.
Article1: "I WANT HER TO BE A PRINCESS! THIS MAKES HER LOOK LIKE A SLUT!"
by loser domi on Mar 7, 2010 8:01 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Luca Caputi
is what Willis was talking about.
Resident Capologist
Toskala Cap Counter - RIP
by clrkaitken on Mar 7, 2010 8:02 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
luca caputi counted to infinity, twice
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 7, 2010 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
wellwood is inflatable
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 7, 2010 8:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You can’t inflate something that is already inflated beyond capacity.
Phaneuf Phever, an upgrade in skill and alliteration!
Tell that to the 1930’s German Mark.
The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 7, 2010 8:36 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
rec'd for historical accuracy
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glad someone appreciated that.
The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 7, 2010 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
The game isn’t back unless Luca says so.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 7, 2010 8:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Luca Caputi shot Greedo.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 7, 2010 8:02 PM EST reply actions
first
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 7, 2010 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
Luca Caputi can friend himself on Facebook, but chooses not to, because that would looks illy and pathetic.
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Luca Caputi CAN just walk into Mordor.
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by loser domi on Mar 7, 2010 8:03 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Luca Caputi once went to the fourth dimension and got bored
"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny
by Almo89 on Mar 7, 2010 8:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Luca Caputi has more than one chance to come back, and tell his enemies, that they can take his life, but they’ll never take his freedom.
Phaneuf Phever, an upgrade in skill and alliteration!
LMAO!!!!
i’ve just been reading along. this one is good.
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GO CANUCKS GO!
by missy on Mar 7, 2010 8:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
either the Leafs got really good on teh PK or the Flyers are just brutal on the PP
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Leafs have only allowed 3 PPG against since Phaneuf/Giguere deals
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by PPP on Mar 7, 2010 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
Luca Caputi can carve bacon from the pig without killing the pig.
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by loser domi on Mar 7, 2010 8:04 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Luca Caputi sweats Kyle Wellwood.
Phaneuf Phever, an upgrade in skill and alliteration!
by Shield on Mar 7, 2010 8:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Luca Caputi
Knew Bruce Willis was dead the whole time he was watching ‘The Sixth Sense’
Willing to trade humour for cash, straight up.
by Archimedies on Mar 7, 2010 8:06 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Luca Caputi gets the milk AND the cow for free.
Resident Capologist
Toskala Cap Counter - RIP
by clrkaitken on Mar 7, 2010 8:06 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Luca Caputi invented Japanese people to make electronics for him.
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GOAL
I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.
so, why aren’t you guys crashing Twitter with all these Caputi comments yet? if you guys can make #kylewellwoodissofat a trending topic, why not this?
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GO CANUCKS GO!
by missy on Mar 7, 2010 8:07 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Is for the masses.
We’re a tight knit family having fun here.
Willing to trade humour for cash, straight up.
ah yes, that’s been going all day…..
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Canadian beer is better than Miller, but I really like my vodka.
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GO CANUCKS GO!
Luca killed the raccoon
Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!
by blindfolded tank driver on Mar 7, 2010 8:14 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
we're too punk rock for that.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 7, 2010 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
Though, I must say...
People should be made aware of how hilarious this thread is.
I’m sure someone else would love to add some Caputi facts.
Willing to trade humour for cash, straight up.
I might compile them for a mega post.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 7, 2010 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
Luca Caputi
Is the reason there are no more “Burkie” awards.
He won them all. With every word he’s ever said
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by Archimedies on Mar 7, 2010 8:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
YES.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 7, 2010 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
Luca Caputi
CAN wear a 5 button suit jacket without looking stupid.
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Luca Caputi
Doesn’t find LOLCats funny, because his cat can actually carry on intelligent conversations.
Willing to trade humour for cash, straight up.
by Archimedies on Mar 7, 2010 8:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Luca Caputi
used to play WoW, but was banned after winning every missions in the entire game in 20 minutes, leading to mass suicides of gamers.
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KKKKKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny
Goal! Luca Caputi predicted this!
Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!
by blindfolded tank driver on Mar 7, 2010 8:07 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Luca Caputi
knew Kulemin would socre
"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny
The Spice Girls wrote Wannabe about Luca Caputi.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 7, 2010 8:07 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
I am gonna start calling Kulemin Karp, because he looks like a goldfish
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yessssssssssssssssss
KULEMIN “KULE-WHIPS” LEIGHTON AND TIES THE GAME AT 1!!
I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.
i love that guy
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 7, 2010 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
I wrote this on the last vlog
You’re a psycho, and I love you for it. Never change; never stop posting these videos.
I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.
haha, good
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 7, 2010 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
The laughing scared me.
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
Founding member of the Tyler Sloan Fan Club
Didn't it?
It’s the laugh of the insane.
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by PPP on Mar 7, 2010 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
Is this the guy that has those Leafs videos where his face is really, really close to the camera?
Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell
It’s not close, it’s huge. Apparently he’s like 6’6" 300lbs.
I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.
no
I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.
I can’t believe he hasn’t got with Monika with a K yet. What a mystery.
Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell
she would just be absorbed into his body like Akira
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 7, 2010 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
That was Tetsuo, not Akira. Get your facts straight.
I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.
i ment “in the movie akira” but fair point
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 7, 2010 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
I’m sure it’s just because of slavish obedience to some rule about not dating fans. How else could she resist?
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OUR PLAYOFF MARCH WAS STALLED TONIGHT BY THE STUPID CRAPPY <WHATEVER TEAM HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THAT TIME>
I have a thing I never update and a Twitter account
Al Gore got the idea for the Internet after having beers with Luca Caputi
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ha.
Luca Caputi is what is causing Global Warming.
The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 7, 2010 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
Luca Caputi once shat a life-size replica of the Stanley Cup. With his name engraved on it.
by birky on Mar 7, 2010 8:08 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
yessssssssssssssssssssss
I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.
Johnny Depp’s character in the Pirates movies are based on Luca Caputi.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 7, 2010 8:10 PM EST reply actions
Luca Caputi
can cure cancer…in his pants.
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Kulemin with a massive back check. Ma pants tighter, yo.
Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell
Guess I like my legs being covered. Leaves more to the imagination.
Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell
thats what kilts are for
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 7, 2010 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
Luca Caputi
taught Kulemin how to back check
"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny
by Almo89 on Mar 7, 2010 8:11 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Withhold sex.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 7, 2010 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
and oxygen
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 7, 2010 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
Smother him in his sleep.
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by PPP on Mar 7, 2010 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
But not with gravy. They like that immensely.
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PP
I wish they’d do something other than cough up odd men rushes
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THAT’S FUNNY CAUSE LUCA CAPUTI IS A SEX MACHINE.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 7, 2010 8:12 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Luca Caputi scared Bryan Murray so much that he started talking with a lisp
by birky on Mar 7, 2010 8:12 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Luca Caputi, takes no responsibility for Wallin
"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny
by Almo89 on Mar 7, 2010 8:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Luca Caputi once made God cry. JK. It was only Morgan Freeman.
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(843): the red head has a bf
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by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 7, 2010 8:13 PM EST reply actions
Luca Caputi does not hope Norway likes pancakes. He demands it.
I have a thing I never update and a Twitter account
Luca Caputi farted and the dinosaurs died
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 7, 2010 8:13 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Luca Caputi invented breadsticks
"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny
by Almo89 on Mar 7, 2010 8:13 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
GET IN MY MOUTH, BREADSTICKS.
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Luca Caputi
is in you mouth RIGHT NOW.
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HLJlkhdviowewei obndvnkwlewen
Sorry. I couldn’t talk. Something was in the way.
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twss
bcww
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Luca Caputi
Take the best day of your life and put it in your mouth
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Ryan Miller
looked at Luca Caputi once, That’s why Ryan Miller’s eyes are like that.
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Luca Caputi
Could write a movie about dead raccoons and win all the Oscars.
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Since Ian White was traded
I got to say that Kulemin is now my favourite Leaf.
The original G-Unit
by Another Good Kingston Boy on Mar 7, 2010 8:14 PM EST reply actions
Luca Caputi
Understands that “My Favourite Leaf” means ‘not named Caputi’ for legal reasons.
Willing to trade humour for cash, straight up.
by Archimedies on Mar 7, 2010 8:15 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
OMG. REC.
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Luca Caputi
is the reason we have a ‘rec’ button.
In fact, it was initially inputted on SBN as “Caputi”, but people wouldn’t stop pressing it and making every post on the site green.
Willing to trade humour for cash, straight up.
by Archimedies on Mar 7, 2010 8:14 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Luca Caputi
Brought sexy back
"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny
by Almo89 on Mar 7, 2010 8:15 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Luca Caputi
is why R. Kelly feels he’s “Trapped in the Closet”
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Luca Caputi is the reason the Lonely Island jizzed in their pants.
by ShahofToronto on Mar 7, 2010 8:16 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
There is no Rex Manning Day. Only Luca Caputi Day.
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Daniel Carcillo checklist:
Is it Colton Orr? If so, run.
Is it Jeff Finger? If so, drop gloves and talk shit.
Willing to trade humour for cash, straight up.
If it was Luca Caputi, he’d already be in a puddle of blood, looking up.
Prefers pugnacity to truculence.
Luca Caputi
Has a house on the surface of the sun.
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Luca Caputi
Is ALWAYS walking on sunshine
"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny
by Almo89 on Mar 7, 2010 8:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
luca caputi can invade russia from his house
Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?
by JaredFromLondon on Mar 7, 2010 8:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Luca Caputi's life
Is the basis for ‘The Fonz’ on Happy Days
Willing to trade humour for cash, straight up.
by Archimedies on Mar 7, 2010 8:17 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Luca Caputi
can make a stone so large that he himself cannot lift it.
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Luca Caputi
is the one that I want, whoo hoo hooo honey.
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Carlton the Bear should be renamed Luca the Puti
The original G-Unit
by Another Good Kingston Boy on Mar 7, 2010 8:18 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Luca Caputi talked Carlton the Bear out of retirement.
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by clrkaitken on Mar 7, 2010 8:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The old video game Contra is based on Luca Caputi`s childhood.
Keep firing Assholes!
Blackout is always right
by Ubernoober on Mar 7, 2010 8:18 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Luca Caputi
is the walrus, koo koo ka joob.
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Caputi-Hanson-Stalberg
Are forechecking machines
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workin it from down low to the slot
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 7, 2010 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
Or, the Captain Handsome line.
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Luca Caputi
Gave Leafsman life
"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny
Luca Caputi destroyed the LeafsMobile just by looking at it.
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Luca Caputi
Destroyed the Leafsmobile
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Luca Caputi
is currently engaged to Monika with a K
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I’ll kill that bitch.
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but will leave her at the alter to play poker with the boys.
The original G-Unit
by Another Good Kingston Boy on Mar 7, 2010 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
Luca Caputi
Will walk 500 miles, and then he will walk 500 more
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Albert Einstein
by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Mar 7, 2010 8:19 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Luca Caputi invented the montage.
Keep firing Assholes!
Blackout is always right
by Ubernoober on Mar 7, 2010 8:21 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Luca Caputi
Trained Rocky
Willing to trade humour for cash, straight up.
by Archimedies on Mar 7, 2010 8:22 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Luca Caputi was born when the Soviet Union tried to cross breed humans and industrial equipment.
Keep firing Assholes!
Blackout is always right
by Ubernoober on Mar 7, 2010 8:20 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Hiroshima
was what happens when Luca Caputi has too many burritos.
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In the original version of the music video for The Boy Is Mine, Brandi and Monica were fighting over Luca Caputi.
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Unreal
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by PPP on Mar 7, 2010 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
that is why we love her
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 7, 2010 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
All we need is a Toni Braxton reference and we’re good.
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Duh, in Unbreak My Heart, Toni was pining over Luca.
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Luca Caputi
Killed the radio star
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Luca Caputi cured Tyler Bozak of swine flu.
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Luca Caputi would have been your father but he threw that dog over the fence
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 7, 2010 8:22 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Fuck Hansel. Luca Caputi is so hot right now.
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The Death Star is based on Luca Caputi`s alarm clock.
Keep firing Assholes!
Blackout is always right
by Ubernoober on Mar 7, 2010 8:23 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Luca Caputi
invented the slow clap
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and his tears can cure the other kind
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BAZINGA
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Leafs hitting everything that moves. I like it.
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Two very good games since Burke read them the riot act
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by PPP on Mar 7, 2010 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
Luca Caputi can teach Jared how to spell.
Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?
by ohshrit on Mar 7, 2010 8:23 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
Luca Caputi
Named the group Sha-Na-Na.
The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 7, 2010 8:23 PM EST reply actions
Leafs need more players that have grown up idolizing the leafs…..they’ll be sure to give their all every shift…..see Stajan
Toronto Maple Leafs: Looking at next year since 1967
So do washing machines.
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by Chemmy on Mar 7, 2010 8:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
My washing macine doesn’t cough up the puck if I bump into it.
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Kessel talented goal scorer.
Stajan not.
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same could be said about your mom
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 7, 2010 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
Luca Caputi
Can teach Jaques Demers how to read.
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Luca Caputi knows who the fuck Tim Brent is.
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by clrkaitken on Mar 7, 2010 8:24 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
DAMMIT!
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Luca Caputi
CAN uncry those tears and say he loves you again.
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Well done
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Love how you can get a penalty and a diving call on the same play.
The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 7, 2010 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
Luca Caputi
Invented the Kessel Run
"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny
by Almo89 on Mar 7, 2010 8:25 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Luca Caputi walks the Kessel Run
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Asham was shot from the rafters.
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Pet peeve
Dive or hook. Give a reason to stop diving.
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by PPP on Mar 7, 2010 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
LOOK OUT, EDDIE HAS A MAGNUM!
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 7, 2010 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
this calling a penalty on the victim of the dive shit needs to stop
Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?
shit.
But Luca Caputi!
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Glad for C-Poot. He's been fitting in well, as far as I can tell.
I saw that we took a ridiculous 5 penalties.
Luca Caputi
can get the Leafs into the playoffs even after they’re mathematically eliminated.
Leafs Nation: A drinking team with a hockey problem.
Proof this ref is blind: he was going to call a hook on Lundmark. Lundmark’s stick is on the wrong side for that.
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Kessel
That was a filthy curl and drag.
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Luca Caputi
Does Luke Schenn’s hair.
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by Archimedies on Mar 7, 2010 8:27 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Luca Caputi leaves Pierre McGuire speechless
by birky on Mar 7, 2010 8:27 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Luca Caputi stole kelly kapowski from Zach Morris.
Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?
by ohshrit on Mar 7, 2010 8:27 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
The word "truculence"
is derived from the Latin root “Luca Caputi”
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Luca Caputi
is the world’s most interesting man
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Luca Caputi
could trade Finger to Boston for our 2 1sts and our 2nd back.
Leafs Nation: A drinking team with a hockey problem.
by nhlcheapshot on Mar 7, 2010 8:27 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Luca Caputi
Knows how much that dogie in the window is the one with the spot on its tail
"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny
Luca Caputi
Could turn the Pope gay AND Jewish.
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Huge effort by Kessel and Bozak there.
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Luca Caputi
knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them.
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
Founding member of the Tyler Sloan Fan Club
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Wendel Clark drives a ’67 Luca Caputi convertible.
The original G-Unit
by Another Good Kingston Boy on Mar 7, 2010 8:29 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Giguere’s puck handling skills make me tres queasy whether or not the d-men need better communication or not.
Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell
And he’s the GOOD puck handling Leafs goalie
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by PPP on Mar 7, 2010 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
Gustavsson handling the puck gives me nightmares
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 7, 2010 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
Luca Caputi
Doesn’t miss the rains down in Africa, he MAKES it rain down in Africa.
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he doesnt need to hold the line because his love is always on time
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 7, 2010 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
Luca Caputi
Was Gowan’s “Moonnight Desires”
The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 7, 2010 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
Luca Caputi invented the phrase ‘holy mackinaw’ and lent it to Joe Bowen.
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by ohshrit on Mar 7, 2010 8:30 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Luca Caputi
Can identify all the chocolates in a box of Pot of Gold without using the guide.
The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 7, 2010 8:30 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Luca Caputi actually scored the Borchevsky goal against Detroit.
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by ohshrit on Mar 7, 2010 8:31 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Luca Caputi could make Wallin a 50 goal scorer
by birky on Mar 7, 2010 8:31 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Luca Caputi
could make me a decent dancer.
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Luca Caputi
is a gentleman AND a scholar.
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Luca Caputi
Doesn’t just kill penalties, he strangles them to death with his bare hands.
Willing to trade humour for cash, straight up.
by Archimedies on Mar 7, 2010 8:32 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Luca Captui
is who the Ghostbusters call
"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny
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*Luca Caputi
is who the Ghostbusters call
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Can someone give me a really quick update on the game?
I’ve just put kids to bed and my wife is watching the oscars (Luca Caputi got a late nod for best actor, best director adn best original screenplay).
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2-1 Flyers after I complimented Giguere.
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So it’s 2-1 Philly with the Leafs in a world of penalty trouble?
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Leafs playing well. Colton Orr is nice to have but he can be dumb like tonight when he racked up 6 minutes in penalties on trying to goad chickenshit Carcillo and he nailed Leighton.
Kulemin looks good, the Hanson-Stalberg-Caputi line is playing well and things are falling apart now.
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by PPP on Mar 7, 2010 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
You could see Giguere’s influence on Gustavsson last night btw. Just gobbling everything up in his lower torso. Chomp chomp chomp.
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Luca Caputi
Knows why the caged bird sings.
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Doh. Schenn was turning to find the puck and screened Giguere.
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Whoa
For a second I thought Phaneuf was celebrating with the Flyers.
Willing to trade humour for cash, straight up.
New Tradition
When somebody scores you mob them.
If my nose was full of nickels I would blow it all on you.
No Goal
because Luca Caputi said so
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That would mean he has balls in the first place.
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What a ridiculous play by Caricllio though, jesus.
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Luca Caputi
Does this for fun
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Mar 7, 2010 8:34 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
yup
and he can cause he is Luca Caputi
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Mar 7, 2010 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
We got really really really lucky on that call.
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Luca Caputi taught Robert Plant how to play.
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Well on the plus side I have Briere and Gagne in fantasy…
If my nose was full of nickels I would blow it all on you.
I can’t stand Briere.
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Father Fist Pump
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The Bear Jew is scared of one thing: Luca Caputi.
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Amazing play by Kaberle there. Go in deep, throw a soft suicide pass to Beauchemin and make it look like he’s the fuckup.
Beauchemin has no option on that play besides stickhandling through two forwards. Kaberle CAN’T make that drop pass high. He’s the defender. If that pass gets by the target it’s a breakaway.
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everybody is peeling off wide and nobody is driving the net. its real really gutless.
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Kaberle had the puck deep and floats it to the other defender. It’s a stupid play.
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This game is making me thirsty
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I’d let Luca go hard to my net.
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So what you are saying is, Luca Caputi would score…
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Mar 7, 2010 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
Oh yeah. Top shelf too.
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No wrister for him tonight.
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Mar 7, 2010 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
Luca Caputi
can make others do the safety dance, whether they want to or not.
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by loser domi on Mar 7, 2010 8:38 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Were they really just chanting USA?
The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway
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GO FLYERS!!!!1111
Yes
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You expect them to be able to spell Philadelphia?
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Electricity
Constitution
Fish
Pony
Hip…Hip-Hop…. Hiphopononomous??!
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Philly fans are retarded. I almost got beaten up in the Philly parking lot when two guys said “Canada sucks”. I said “Gagne, Briere, Carter, and Richards are all Canadian. Your whole team in Canadian.”
“Wanna fight about it?”
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sad sad people
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vanrymsdyke and….ummm…
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Philadelphia
Where irony goes to die.
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3
James van Riemsdyk
Matt Carle
Brian Boucher
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Luca Caputi
can crash my net
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This Video
The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 7, 2010 8:39 PM EST reply actions
Luca caputi
knows where the red fern grows.
Article1: "I WANT HER TO BE A PRINCESS! THIS MAKES HER LOOK LIKE A SLUT!"
Luca Caputi
finished the Never-Ending Story.
Article1: "I WANT HER TO BE A PRINCESS! THIS MAKES HER LOOK LIKE A SLUT!"
by loser domi on Mar 7, 2010 8:41 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
ha ha ha
The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 7, 2010 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
Luca Caputi
Won all the Oscars tonight.
The entire broadcast lasted 2 minutes.
Luca thanked only himself.
Willing to trade humour for cash, straight up.
by Archimedies on Mar 7, 2010 8:41 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2010/3/7/1361839/luca-caputi-flyers-three-the-hard
http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2010/3/7/1361839/luca-caputi-flyers-three-the-hard
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(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
by Wrap Around Curl on Mar 7, 2010 8:41 PM EST reply actions
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