#deadraccoonmoviequotes - Monday's FTB

If you don't have a Twitter account, I have two things to tell you:

1) Get a Twitter account. All the cool kids are doing it, and it's great for breaking news.

2) You missed out on dead raccoon movie quotes yesterday; the #1 trending topic in Canada thanks solely to PPP users.

It all started with this post by PPP member jrwendelmen over at his blog, Heroes in Rehab. Apparently a raccoon bit off more than he could chew, which in this case was a high voltage power line.  That sucks, for the raccoon that is.  After being posted in Sunday's FTB, word of the amazing photo spread throughout the Barilkosphere until member KidKawartha got ahold of it and posted this on Twitter:

@warwalker Six wardens have been through in my tenure, and I've learned one immutable, universal truth: dead animal pics are funny to guys.

From that the #deadraccoonmoviequotes hashtag was born. My favorites and the morning's links after the jump.

Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dead raccoon! - felixpotvin (aka Chemmy)

You know what I'd do with a million dollars? Two dead raccoons at the same time. - SkinnyFish

I'll have what the dead raccoon is having. - JaredOfLondon (Cousin of JaredFromLondon)

When this dead raccoon hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit. - tarrka

Dead raccoons. Why does it always have to be dead raccoons? - for Fergus30

I can't believe I gave my dead raccoon to a geek. - mlse (aka PPP)

My mom's been fuckin' a dead raccoon for 30 years. I call him dad. - metricjulie (Habs Fan)

and my personal favorite;

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a dead raccoon, asking it to love her. - SkinnyFish

And now for some links

Bloge Salming has a new video up and WHY HAVEN'T YOU CLICKED THE LINK YET?!?! [Bloge Salming]

A game recap courtesy of the bag guys [Broad Street Hockey]

A game recap courtesy of the good guys [Globe and Mail]

A Toronto based hockey team won last night! Huzzah! [Globe and Mail]

It's time to say goodbye to Lee Stempniak [WWoLD]

Did the weekend's only win give Leaf fans something to look forward to in the future [Vintage Leaf Memories]

Vintage Leafs with more goodies for you [Vintage Leafs]

The headline is very misleading; you shouldn't beat a dead horse [The Good Point]

Morning Additions

There's a new deputy sheriff in town down at the Ricoh [The Star]

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