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Yesterday, my illustrious, hard-working partner found something quite intriguing on Passive Agressive notes.  The letter pictured above was written by a young girl who shares my name.  In it, she apologizes for calling her mom a "pice of poo".  Frankly, I still haven't stopped laughing at it - firstly, that there's another Karina out there who has a reported infatuation with poo, and secondly that had I ever called my mom a piece of poo, I would have received the thrashing of my life.  In fact, I can only recall ever back talking to my mom once, when she asked me to clean my room and I angrily said "NO!".  That didn't end well for me.  But then, I was a quiet, mild, obedient child, while I had two older brothers who'd been rather rambunctious, who did a lot worse.  I had the fear of my mom put into me by watching what they did.  What's the worst thing you ever said to your mom?

Oh, and when's mother's day?  I think a print out of this might be in store for my mom, as it will give her a good laugh too.

Links after the jump.

Star-divide

Penalty Trouble in Philadelphia
Steve at Hockey Analysis takes a look at Leaf penalties, and what line up changes there will be with Grabbo's expected return tonight.

The Great NHL Dynasties
Mike Moore of the Hockey Writers takes a look the greatest dynasties of all time - and in the process, the greatest Leafs team of all time.

Week 21 – Torontosaurus Rex
Katshockey @ MLHS tells us who her Torontosaurus Rex is this week, and informs us that she'll be live blogging tonight's game.

Its time to get over the Phil Kessel trade
TML Fan Fury has had enough of this particular debate, and wishes everyone would just move on.

Penalties Taken vs. Penalties Drawn and Nikolai Kulemin
Steve at Hockey Analysis takes a look at some penalty stats, finds out how good Kulemin is, and creates a hypothesis about what type of players Burke and Wilson want on their team.

Players split opinions on headshots
James discovers that there's little consensus on what, if any, rule changes are needed to prevent dirty checks.

The playoff push: 90+ points or bust
James Mirtle updated the playoff push stats - the Leafs are now eliminated.

Leafs’ tough guy shows his sweet side
Wendel rates the best chocolate cakes in Toronto.  Really.  And who wrote this headline?  "Leafs tough guy"?  How do they not realize Wendel's importance?  Meanwhile, I'm sure that owners of all the losing cake stores are cowering in fear as we speak.

Bloge Salming: Tuesday Prospect Report
See if you can find the joke.

Vintage Leafs: MacLean's magazine from 1966
Birth Control and the Leafs Money Making Machine

Lunchtime Reading

Caputi on top  line for home debut
James spoke to Luca Caputi about his home debut, and playing on the top line.

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Hey guys

I have a serious new segment on the blog called “The Tuesday Prospect Report”

Here’s the first installment on Luca Caputi:

http://www.blogesalming.com/2010/03/tuesday-prospect-report.html

by Bloge Salming on Mar 9, 2010 7:30 AM EST reply actions  

great presentation, this is better than sportsnet

There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"

by Matt_Roberts on Mar 9, 2010 9:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Not all of Sportsnet!

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by PPP on Mar 9, 2010 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Archi works for sportsnet, PPP was just defending him

Fairweather fans can go to hell

by leafer1984 on Mar 9, 2010 11:43 AM EST up reply actions  

He knows, he just doesn’t care. Like the rest of us

he is so insensitive =o(

Fairweather fans can go to hell

by leafer1984 on Mar 9, 2010 11:52 AM EST up reply actions  

and by the rest of us, I meant we love him but he doesnt care, not that we dont care about you.
Excuse me, let me get this foot out of my mouth

Fairweather fans can go to hell

by leafer1984 on Mar 9, 2010 11:55 AM EST up reply actions  

ppp tells me he loves me every night in my dreams

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 9, 2010 11:58 AM EST up reply actions  

it’s like a party in my mouth and everyone is invited

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 9, 2010 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

why thank you, i’ve been working it out

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 9, 2010 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I posted a handful of new entries last night, for anyone interested in Berezin, Bower, Sawchuk, Sullivan, J Primeau, etc etc.

http://vintageleafs.blogspot.com/

by somny on Mar 9, 2010 7:58 AM EST reply actions  

Also, I am dying to know what is on the back of that letter.
I wish I could turn a .jpg around.

by somny on Mar 9, 2010 7:59 AM EST reply actions  

The back of the letter was posted on Passive Agressive notes -

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2520/4036101600_6b5c2be124_o.jpg

"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."

by Fergus30 on Mar 9, 2010 8:53 AM EST up reply actions  

the best part

the “I serious am”

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Mar 9, 2010 11:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Why are her 'o's so deliberate?

Seems a little creepy. Maybe she’s going to grow up to be a sociopath, or something…

by Peter Raaymakers on Mar 9, 2010 8:30 AM EST reply actions  

I also found that disconcerting…. cant put my finger on it but there’s something eerie about it…

If my nose was full of nickels I would blow it all on you.

by Kenjamin on Mar 9, 2010 8:35 AM EST up reply actions  

I want to know why it suddenly changes pens, its like the second personality took over and hates pink markers

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 9, 2010 8:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Maybe the pink was too happy for her purpose of telling her mother her true feelings?

"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."

by Fergus30 on Mar 9, 2010 8:55 AM EST up reply actions  

its a secret code. it says ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

by birky on Mar 9, 2010 8:40 AM EST up reply actions  

she really likes cheerios

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 9, 2010 8:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Mikhail Grab-who-vski?

If my nose was full of nickels I would blow it all on you.

by Kenjamin on Mar 9, 2010 8:35 AM EST reply actions  

more like Mikhail CANT-Grab-ovski! knowhatimean?

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 9, 2010 8:36 AM EST up reply actions  

CAUSE HIS WRIST IS BROKEN!

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 9, 2010 8:37 AM EST up reply actions  

I would not have survived calling my mom a pice of poo to write a hilarious apology letter.

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by PPP on Mar 9, 2010 8:36 AM EST reply actions  

T-minus one hour to the best post ever.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Mar 9, 2010 9:11 AM EST reply actions  

gimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimme

I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.

by SkinnyFish on Mar 9, 2010 9:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Has anyone ever called his or her mom a dead raccoon?

Too close for missiles, I'm switching to dead raccoons.

by puckurgently on Mar 9, 2010 9:45 AM EST reply actions  

Although I would never refer to my own mother in this fashion, I support this general concept.

jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog

"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)

by jrwendelman on Mar 9, 2010 11:38 AM EST up reply actions  

I would fanshot this

But super lazy.
Captain in waiting for Phaneuf? Damien thinks so

Fairweather fans can go to hell

by leafer1984 on Mar 9, 2010 10:04 AM EST reply actions  

phaneuf will be wearing the ‘c’ next october for sure, im also looking forward to the new uniform design

There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"

by Matt_Roberts on Mar 9, 2010 10:42 AM EST up reply actions  

After Nazem Kadri played a game recently for the Leafs as an emergency callup, the youngster was chatting with Wilson after the game when Phaneuf walked past, stopped, said something along the lines of “if you’re going to be in camp next fall, you better show up in better shape” and marched on.

by birky on Mar 9, 2010 10:49 AM EST up reply actions  

thats so awesome

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 9, 2010 10:54 AM EST up reply actions  

it is

but at the same time, I’m not totally comfortable with it. I like how he seems to keep other players accountable, but it worries me given some of the laziness I’ve seen on his part in Calgary.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Mar 9, 2010 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah… and the bit where Damion says that Dion is really defensively responsible is a bit crazy. Dion has made several glaring mistakes going for a big hit when he shouldn’t have. Some maturity would help that.

by JP Nikota on Mar 9, 2010 11:07 AM EST up reply actions  

shhhh, your ruining it

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 9, 2010 11:07 AM EST up reply actions  

from an article when Caputi came to Toronto
Having yet to officially be introduced to his new Maple Leafs teammates, Caputi, 21, is in the middle of an interview when he is approached by a guy in a spiffy suit.

"Hi, I’m Dion Phaneuf," he is told. "Welcome to the team. Join us for dinner when your interview is done."

Fairweather fans can go to hell

by leafer1984 on Mar 9, 2010 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

this, I like

I’ve had the distinct feeling this year that this team isn’t very close knit, they don’t play for eachother. Bringing them together would be a great thing.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Mar 9, 2010 11:22 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah, that the main reason i like the younger grouping, its easier to mesh personally with people closer to your age, and most of the leafs are within 3-4 years of each other

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 9, 2010 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah

this is what makes me think that Toskala trade was even more Brilliant – Schenn seemed to think that with Blake gone, the guys could have more fun. And we all know Toskala never hung out with the tema.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Mar 9, 2010 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Schenn what?

Fairweather fans can go to hell

by leafer1984 on Mar 9, 2010 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

there was a comment from Schenn about how since the trades, the young guys have been a lot more relaxed. It was in the star, I’ll see if I can track it down.
For some reason, it seemed to me that he was talking about Blake.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Mar 9, 2010 12:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Here’s the article.

It being specifically about Blake was a product of my imagination.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Mar 9, 2010 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

saw that, its awesome

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 9, 2010 11:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Chris Botta Tweets:

The Islanders’ current 14-game losing streak against the Flyers is the longest active head-to-head slump in the NHL.

Why does it seem like the Leafs v. Sabres streak is just as long, if not longer?

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Mar 9, 2010 12:16 PM EST reply actions  

because no one remembers the win last season at the alphabet (I was there so i remember)
White scored the winner on a deflection

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 9, 2010 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

American Hero Ryan Miller

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 9, 2010 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Zach Parise is the real american hero. Could Ryan Miller score with 24 seconds left?

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Mar 9, 2010 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes. he could. Just looking at the puck with his creepy eyes makes it fly in the opposite direction at 100 miles an hour.

Not even the Toronto Maple Leafs could kill my optimism

Free Tyler Ennis!

by Ubiquitous on Mar 9, 2010 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Or he’ll just kill the puck like he normally does.

Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Mar 9, 2010 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Zach Parise’s 24-seconds-left goal doesn’t mean shit without Ryan Miller keeping them in the tournament.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 9, 2010 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

without miller, that goal would have been an awesome way to tie up the bronze game

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 9, 2010 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought it was only 10, 11 losses in a row?

"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."

by Fergus30 on Mar 9, 2010 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Because losing to Buffalo hurts, man!

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Mar 9, 2010 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Kulemin is king

“Kulemin has taken 1 penalty this season, and drawn 19, which is good for a ratio of 0.05 (lower numbers would be better).”

from Steve at Hockey Analysis.

Gotta love Kulemin

Wendel Killer Joseph

by MapleLeafMole on Mar 9, 2010 12:20 PM EST reply actions  

Kulemin is fuckin amazing. Does what he is asked, plays hard every shift and does his job

Fairweather fans can go to hell

by leafer1984 on Mar 9, 2010 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, if he ever develops his shot a bit more and gets a couple more break out moves he’ll be a damn good all around player

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 9, 2010 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, a little more finish around the net (aka a new deke) would make him the complete package. But I absolutley love his game. Got to watch him live on Sat night – even more impressive.

Wendel Killer Joseph

by MapleLeafMole on Mar 9, 2010 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

he is this year’s Ian White. Only, he’ll stick around. Unless we trade him for a superstar winger next year?

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Mar 9, 2010 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

i think he gets extended for 2.5-3 mill for 3 years

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 9, 2010 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

is he up for extension this year? Or at the end of next?

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Mar 9, 2010 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

RFA at the end of this year

Fairweather fans can go to hell

by leafer1984 on Mar 9, 2010 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Somewhere I read that he has “threatened” – in not so many words – to take off to Russia if he doesn’t get a good payday from the Leafs.

Please tell me this is foolishness, as it was the first time i’d heard anything about this from him.

Leafs Nation: A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Mar 9, 2010 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

that rumour has been around all year, I have no idea if it’s true or not.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Mar 9, 2010 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, ive heard it a few times, but always from second hand sources, never from even a semi-credible sports writer

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 9, 2010 12:35 PM EST up reply actions  

BREAKING: RUSSIAN PLAYER CONSIDERS PLAYING IN RUSSIA FOR PILES OF MONEY

I don’t think it’s really a threat unless they’re a commie like Radulov.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 9, 2010 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

It was a pretty big knock on Filitov during his draft… I think that’s one of the reasons he was knocked down the draft order.

Leafs Nation: A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Mar 9, 2010 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

He should get his payday with the Leafs – I can’t imagine the KHL paying him more than the Leafs would. But then again he is Russian, and they love re-patriating their players.
I really hope he sticks in TO. This guy is a keeper.

Wendel Killer Joseph

by MapleLeafMole on Mar 9, 2010 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

funny enough, before his rookie year all I heard was how he wants to be in the NHL and that its the best league in the world

Fairweather fans can go to hell

by leafer1984 on Mar 9, 2010 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Have we ever heard anything other than sheer speculation and gossip to the contrary?

I have to also think (1) Russian oligarchs have less money than a couple years ago to waste on NHL has-beens, and (2) post-Olympics, the KHL has been exposed as vastly overrated.

by The '67 Sound on Mar 9, 2010 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly

gossip gossip gossip

Fairweather fans can go to hell

by leafer1984 on Mar 9, 2010 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

The only time I ever heard this rumour was back at the start of the season when Kulemin got scratched to start the season, and appeared to be in Wilson’s doghouse.

He’s clearly established his role on this team now, and coupled with the points 67 Sound raises above, I’d be seriously shocked if he left for the KHL.

Someone could potentially offer sheet him, but I’d be shocked if he left for the KHL.

Resident Capologist
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by clrkaitken on Mar 9, 2010 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I can see Burke signing him to a good deal, I’ve never heard him speak directly on Kulemin but I have to imagine he thinks as we do, that Kulie is doing a great job.

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Mar 9, 2010 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

If Kulemin can develop into a consistent 50 point scorer, he’s on lock for a Selke nomination every year.

Resident Capologist
Toskala Cap Counter - RIP

by clrkaitken on Mar 9, 2010 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, for how awesome he frequently looks out there it surprises me how low his point totals are, even when he’s playing in the Top 6. If he adds a little finish to his game he’s definitely a major asset.

I’m hoping his mediocre point totals allow us to sign him to a good deal this offseason.

by The '67 Sound on Mar 9, 2010 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

The whole team is anemic offensively this year.

Plus, Kulemin was shuffled around a lot in terms of linemates.

Resident Capologist
Toskala Cap Counter - RIP

by clrkaitken on Mar 9, 2010 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah…I’d love to see him become a 20/30 guy. Hopefully more.
Watching him live, his chip and chase move is fantastic. And he hits hard.
and oh so responisble in his own end.

Wendel Killer Joseph

by MapleLeafMole on Mar 9, 2010 2:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Does anyone on here have a picture of “Motor City” Smitty’s head? Or John Brophy’s or Steve Thomas?

The higher quality the better…

by Bloge Salming on Mar 9, 2010 12:36 PM EST reply actions  

no, but suddenly i am very intrigued

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 9, 2010 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Good player with plenty of heart… and one of the best nicknames in sports!

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Mar 9, 2010 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Further proof Jack Edwards is crazy awesome

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 9, 2010 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Further proof Jack Edwards is crazy awesome

Not even the Toronto Maple Leafs could kill my optimism

Free Tyler Ennis!

by Ubiquitous on Mar 9, 2010 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 9, 2010 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s still clinically insane, though.

Not even the Toronto Maple Leafs could kill my optimism

Free Tyler Ennis!

by Ubiquitous on Mar 9, 2010 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw that earlier

it’s just weird

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Mar 9, 2010 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Jack Edwards is a superfan…but that article had to be written. Or at least we knew it would be written. He does have a point.

Wendel Killer Joseph

by MapleLeafMole on Mar 9, 2010 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Too wordy. I’ll write the exact same thing he did in less than 10 words.

Fuck Matt Cooke. Hey, Colin Campbell?

You’re a dick.

by Jack Edwards.

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by clrkaitken on Mar 9, 2010 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he’s also saying “What if Thornton or somebody knocked Crosby out for the rest of the season?”

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 9, 2010 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Sadly, that may be what it takes for the league to act.

Seriously, if they’re going to let the Matt Cooke’s of the world get away with slaps on the wrist, just ditch the instigator and let the heavyweights pound the snot out of these no-talent pukes.

by The '67 Sound on Mar 9, 2010 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Eric Lindros

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 9, 2010 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

and Paul Kariya.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Mar 9, 2010 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I still stand pat that Stevens hits were shoulder to chest and shoulder. Eric would cut in or come across the blue line with his head down

Fairweather fans can go to hell

by leafer1984 on Mar 9, 2010 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

some of them were.
The Kariya one was to the head though.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Mar 9, 2010 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Towards the end of Stevens’ career more of his knockout shots were hits to the head, from what I can remember. I don’t know if the Lindros and Kariya hits were in that category, but I definitely remember him concussing a few guys, and my opinion of him changed from a tough but fair hitter to a headhunter.

It’s like he got so caught up in his own hype he needed his hits to be more destructive each time. Well they were, but I also think they were illegal and reckless.

Of course, with the NHL’s Wheel of Justice, we know how much he got penalized for those headshots…

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Mar 9, 2010 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

The one to Shane WIllis was vicious. I remember one that really fucked up Eric that was to the chest

Fairweather fans can go to hell

by leafer1984 on Mar 9, 2010 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I should add, I love Scott Stevens. My fave defenceman I ever saw play

Fairweather fans can go to hell

by leafer1984 on Mar 9, 2010 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Gotta remember that these guys don’t wear full face masks. That little chin strap only does so much to keep the helmet in the right position on the head. It was more the head hitting the ice in the case of Lindros and others than Stephens shoulder to the face.

by birky on Mar 9, 2010 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

The little chin strap does even less when it’s a foot away from the guy’s chin.

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by clrkaitken on Mar 9, 2010 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

they also don’t wear mouth guards as much as they should.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Mar 9, 2010 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

they should grandfather them, visors too

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 9, 2010 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t even grandfather mouth guards. Make them mandatory, now.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Mar 9, 2010 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

if it would fly with the players association id do it, but i doubt it would, thus the grandfathering

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 9, 2010 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I seriously don’t understand why anyone would refuse to wear a mouth guard.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Mar 9, 2010 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

if you arnt used to them they are a bit of a pain, but then you get used to em pretty quick, especially with all the newer models (the old giand plastic hunks were horrible) and athletes are picky.
I mean the whole visor impairing your vision think is bullshit

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 9, 2010 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

I do remember the Lindros one as being to the chest. I’ve always thought the Kariya one was the dirty one.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Mar 9, 2010 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah. Kariya had already passed the puck.

by birky on Mar 9, 2010 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

at least kariya got revenge that game

There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"

by Matt_Roberts on Mar 9, 2010 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s a completely different hit if the guy is coming across the middle of the ice with his head down and you pop him. Savard and Booth had no chance to protect themselves because it was a blindside hit. Same with the Nichols hit the other day by Laperierre. Lindros and Kariya had the chance to protect themselves.

by birky on Mar 9, 2010 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Totally agree. Same with Ohlund’s (?) big hit on Kessel. Seem to remember Wilson pointing that one out as fair game.

by The '67 Sound on Mar 9, 2010 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I remember a lot of talk that the Kariya hit was so bad because of the size difference. Makes me wonder how chara hasnt crippled anyone yet

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 9, 2010 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

When Chara comes across the ice he blocks out the Sun. He doesn’t sneak up on anybody.

by birky on Mar 9, 2010 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

he is also more of a bulldozer than a speeding train. he’ll drop you with ease but its easy to get out of the way

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 9, 2010 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah….end of the world

Wendel Killer Joseph

by MapleLeafMole on Mar 9, 2010 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Do Pittsburgh and Boston play again?

If so, I could see Lucic and Cooke re-enacting the McCarty/Lemieux turtle incident. Which would be AWESOME.

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by clrkaitken on Mar 9, 2010 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

MARCH 18TH OUR NEXT BLOOD BOWL HOME GAME WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Except Lucic’s nose is probably still broken (can anyone tell?) so maybe/maybe not. By then he could be our only remaining NHL forward and best faceoff man so who knows

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure! (or Twitter.) GO BRUINS! (and Wild!)

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 9, 2010 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Put him in a full cage. It’s not like Cooke is actually going to fight him anyways.

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by clrkaitken on Mar 9, 2010 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

that might be my favourite non-leaf hockey moment ever
I hate claude lemieux

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 9, 2010 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

This is not a joke

Today at work a Habs fan was saying that a Leafs fan he works with bought a signed Wendel picture for $198 the other day (glossy 8.5 by 11 i believe)

An Ottawa fan (of course) said ‘Who the hell would pay for a Wendel Clark autograph’

I immediately yelled across the full lunch room “Wendel will find you and punch your head in!”

To the Habs fan I said “He could always make more than what he paid.”

The Habs fan said “12 years ago I was in (insert stripclub name) and Wendel was there with a bunch of strippers around him, I walked up and asked for his autograph and he signed for me.”

Just had to share that story with ppl who would appreciate it.

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Mar 9, 2010 4:04 PM EST reply actions  

Habs fan with taste….weird

Who wants to go to the Olive Garden?

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 9, 2010 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

this is the difference between a Habs fan (a real Fan of a respectable team) and a Sens “Fan”.

Don’t get me wrong, I can’t stand either types, but if given a choice, I’d much rather watch a hockey game with a Habs fan than a Sens fan. At least (most) habs fans know a thing or two about the game and know a talented player when they see one (I’ve met lots of habs fans, many of which were actually alright to be around)…

...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me lose faith in humanity...

by El Monstruo on Mar 9, 2010 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree, I know a lot of knowledgable Habs fans…not so many Sens fans

Wendel Killer Joseph

by MapleLeafMole on Mar 9, 2010 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

Other than clearly cheering for the wrong team, its hard to argue with their passion, and SOME fans have smarts.

I am of course NOT including the classic “Golf Leafs Golf, plan the parade, Maple Laffs” group, of which both sides have moronic fans.

Leafs Nation: A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Mar 9, 2010 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I like it! Wendel is awesomeness personified.

And El Monstruo is right as well, Habs fans are a lot of things, but ignorant of hockey knowledge and history is not one of them.

In my time here in Ottawa I’ve met at most one Sens fan who could be classified as knowledgeable about the game and who would rather be respectful and civil in having good debates with Leaf fans than automatically and mindlessly trash anything Leaf and Toronto related.

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Mar 9, 2010 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Yah, this guy I am talking about is definitely a Habs fan through and through but he does agree that our team could be good in a few years. He can actually admit to thinking some of our players are pretty good and have potential.

Also, he hates the fact that his team will have to play against Dion for many years to come.

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Mar 9, 2010 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

At least he’s smart enough to realize that a Wendel Clark signed something might have value to someone.

Sens fans? Don’t they have the flu right now? Don’t catch it ;)

Truculence...starting 10/1/09

by LeafBoy on Mar 9, 2010 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

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