That's the Craziest F*****G Thing I've Ever Heard

This is both hilarious and sad:

"I KNOW THIS IS A BIT OFF TOPIC BUT....
WHY ARE NO SPORTSCASTERS TALKING UP STEVEN STAMKOS AS MVP AND HART TROPHY WINNER? HE IS CLEARLY THE BEST PLAYER ON HIS TEAM, A VERY PROLIFIC OFFENSIVE DEFENSEMAN AND NOT EVEN A BAD DEFENSIVE DEFENSEMAN AND YET IN NONE OF THE SPORTS BLOGS OR ON TV DO I EVER HEAR OF ANYONE PROMOTING STAMKOS AS THE MVP?
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME A DEFENSEMAN ALMOST LED OR MAY EVEN BE THE TOP SCORER OF THE LEAGUE AND ONLY 20 YEARS OLD?
SOMEONE HAS GOT TO CHAMPION THIS KID'S CAUSE FOR MVP!
STAMKOS! STAMKOS! STAMKOS!
PS. WHY DID HE GET LEFT OFF OF THE VANSNOOZER OLYMPICS?
P.S.S. THIS IS ALTRUISTIC; I AM NOT EVEN A LIGHTNING FAN - GO SENS GO!"

This was one of the comments posted in a recent Damien Cox article. I have some questions for Damien Cox, mainly how do you post this but when I take an opposing view on the Leafs jersey's it gets censored? Seriously, how does something this moronic get allowed, yet I give you a list of about 10 jerseys that are worse than the Leafs and it isn't allowed? What the hell gives?

And yes, I stole that title directly from Colbert, not gonna lie.

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It’s aloud because it’s fucking hilarious.

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by Clawson on Apr 10, 2010 2:08 AM EDT reply actions

…wow…allowed*

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by Clawson on Apr 10, 2010 2:09 AM EDT up reply actions

Not only should Stamkos win the Hart, but he should also win the MVP. What? I think the worst thing he did in that was say he was a Sens fan. Just makes them look bad now. Well, not bad, worse is probably the right word.

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by CoolJ90 on Apr 10, 2010 2:14 AM EDT up reply actions

Well since he’s a defenceman I guess he should take the Norris too.

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by furcifer on Apr 10, 2010 2:50 AM EDT up reply actions

Tyler Myers viezna suddenly doesn’t seem so safe

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 10, 2010 7:40 AM EDT up reply actions

Move the “i” two spaces to the right and you’ll be onto something. ;)

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by CanadianMaple09 on Apr 10, 2010 7:56 AM EDT up reply actions

never

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 10, 2010 8:14 AM EDT up reply actions

<3 you

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by Fergus30 on Apr 10, 2010 9:01 AM EDT up reply actions

back atcha

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 10, 2010 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions

and aloud

It’s all in CAPS!!

A Nation of Masochists Don't blame me. I voted Blurr/WAC.

by furcifer on Apr 10, 2010 2:49 AM EDT up reply actions

GO SENS GO

Sums everything up for you

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