Devils vs. Flyers
I'm going to throw up eight almost content free posts (the Pension Plan Puppets Playoff Prognostication Party) wherein I ask you guys who will win this series. It's like a playoff pool except we can win and lose as a community (and doesn't require me to do much work so it's the clear choice).
Up first is the #2 New Jersey Devils vs. the #7 Flyers. The Flyers get it started on Twitter:
@NHLFlyers: We are. RT @NHLDevils: There's nothing better than playoff hockey. Who's coming Wednesday night as we begin our quest for the Stanley Cup?
Our hatred of the Flyers aside that rules pretty hard. It's nice to see a team doing some official trash talk on Twitter instead of endlessly retweeting itself.
Our Devils blogger has offered us the following reasons to cheer for New Jersey and against the Flyers:
Reason to Support New Jersey: As some of you may know, Brian Burke was mentored in college by Lou Lamoriello. If you really want to see the best possible outcome of what Burke can do, why not support the team Lou put together? You can imagine a Lamoriello-esque approach to success for the Leafs by seeing what the Devils do on a regular basis, season after season.
Reason to Hate on the Flyers: A Flyers victory would only stand to provide further justification for their ways of "toughness" culture that they've been trying to ride upon since the mid-70s. It would also give further evidence for the Leafs to focus more on "truculence" - which has taken the Leafs nowhere this past season - rather than more appropriate re-building maneuvers given the talent the Leafs do have. To that end, the Flyers must be stopped in the first round and I implore you to cheer upon their demise.
These reasons aren't very flattering to the Leafs so let's see what SBNation's Flyers blog has to say:
They're either illiterate or haven't gotten back to us but on the other hand they didn't insult the Leafs and so this feels like a compelling argument in this series.
Update: Travis sent us his entry late because he was climbing lamp posts and getting bottles thrown at him after Brian Boucher 'saved' the season:
The task from PPP: tell us why Leafs fans should root for the Flyers. Eek. Well, honestly, it's simple. You love making fun of us, right? But how much fun are we when we aren't playing? I mean, honestly. Ninety-five percent of the stuff you all use for bait happens on the ice -- whether it's Dan Carcillo doing something dumb, or Scott Hartnell doing something dumb, or Flyers fans doing something dumb, or... well, you get the point. There's no chance for us to be dumb if the team isn't playing hockey, guys. So when Hartnell goes to lift the Cup and drops it on his head, you can always say you saw every period of Flyers playoff hockey that year. And you can make fun of us, even in our glory.
Oh, and why would you want to root for the Devils, anyway? They employ that bum Marty Brodeur, who you may recall almost blew that whole gold medal thing for y'all quite recently. And that Parise kid, who played for the Americans? AND JAMIE LANGENBRUNNER, THE AMERICAN CAPTAIN. I mean, come on now. The choice here is obvious. The Devils are booooooring anyway.
Despite not liking the Flyers very much watching the Devils makes me wish I was watching daytime television.
So what'll it be PPPers? Vote in the poll and then tell us in the comments why you hate both of these teams. Who is the lesser evil?
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Devils win for one reason, and one reason alone
Pie Man
not because he is in top form but because he only has to out play Brian fucking Boucher
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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 12, 2010 10:30 AM EDT reply actions
PHI 2.83 G/G 2.71 GA/G
NJD 2.63 G/G 2.27 GA/G
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Brian Fucking Boucher
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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 12, 2010 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions
As true as that may be, how many of those games were with Boucher in net?
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ALI FAROKHMANESH!
What more can I say?
by Steck It Out on Apr 12, 2010 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Brian Boucher is actually kind of hot right now, and the team is actually scoring in front of him. Something that didn’t happen almost all year long.
http://www.broadstreethockey.com/2010/4/10/1414344/why-dont-the-flyers-play-in-front
The Flyers goaltending problems are, quite honestly, seriously overblown. They can win if they play in front of whoever is in net. Boucher had such bad stats all year because the team never played in front of him. Yes, it’s true he’s a mediocre goalie and he’s not going to steal games for you. But that wasn’t the case with Emery or Leighton either, and those guys won games just fine. It all comes down to scoring and playing, you know, defense in front of Boosh. If it happens, the Flyers have a serious chance.
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by Travis Hughes on Apr 12, 2010 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Don’t you come in here with well written sentences and ruin our preconceived notions.
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I hear you there. Us Caps fans get it all the time.
Everyone wants to kill the king. But the prince, he just sails along telling all the ladies, "One day I'm gonna be king."
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by Steck It Out on Apr 12, 2010 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions
I hate to say it I think I’m rooting for Philly in this one.
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never
never ever ever ever EVAR
unless they play the habs, sense or hawks
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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 12, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Flyers bloggers appealed to our love of making fun of the Flyers. Devils bloggers made fun of us and hurt my little feelings.
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there are devils bloggers?
other than spaceweed I mean
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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 12, 2010 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions
I think that’s because most of you guys kept calling Marty fat and saying New Jersey smells.
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Apr 12, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
couterpoint
marty is fat and new jersey does smell
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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 12, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
these are both valid points
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Apr 12, 2010 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ve been to a Devils game in New Jersey and seen Brodeur play in person.
Fact – Jersey smells.
Fact – Brodeur is fat.
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Yea you guys are doing nothing to endear Devils fans not named Space Weed
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Apr 12, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
why would we?
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Apr 12, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
we’re Leaf fans.
No one likes us and we don’t give a shit… actually that might be part of the reason they don’t like us but… I don’t give a shit.
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 12, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Still better than Philly!
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by nhlcheapshot on Apr 13, 2010 7:27 AM EDT up reply actions
I’m going philly too, i really fucking hate the devils, and the douche kid beside me loves them, and decide he was also a blackhawks fan once they were good. I want him to cry.
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sleeper holds, still effective
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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 12, 2010 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
The meteor option is the implied Plan A. These votes are for Plan B.
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Devils win the series in seven games.
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by bestbostonsports on Apr 12, 2010 11:17 AM EDT reply actions
I don’t care about this series, neither team is winning the Cup.
I wanna see the Caps sweep the Habs.
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Apr 12, 2010 11:36 AM EDT reply actions
also the Sens get embarassed
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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 12, 2010 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
If I can find a bet for Total Wins: Ottawa & Montreal +/- 2.5, I’ll grab the under and laugh all the way to the bank
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by clrkaitken on Apr 12, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ideally I want it to be blackhawks – whoever, just so Hossa can lose again
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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 12, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Sabres?
ew
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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 12, 2010 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
what team do YOU want to see out of the east? Caps? hells to the no.
Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?
Caps – Blackhawks would be an amazing final. So too would Caps – Red Wings
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I’m against Caps/Hawks only because of the ammunition that it will provide to the “pro-tanking” crowd.
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Meh. I don’t give a shit what other people say about it. I just think it would be amazing to watch.
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I really would rather not see the Hawks get that far.
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by Karina on Apr 12, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions
easy
Pens
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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 12, 2010 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Pens – Hawks would be a ridiculous series
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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 12, 2010 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions
that’s fair, i’m just sick of the pens and/or wings in the final. change it up!
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same
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by Matt_Roberts on Apr 12, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
sure
the East sucks, the Caps could steamroll everyone and then get killed in the SCF
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by Karina on Apr 12, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
the only 3 teams I can see doing any damage in teh SCF aer the Caps, Pens and Devils (if Brodeur locks it down, which if recent post seasons indicate wont happen)
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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 12, 2010 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
or if Kovalchuk decides to win games by himself
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by Karina on Apr 12, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
This is his last change to prove to a team he’s worth a rediculous $10m/season
I still don’t think he’ll get it.
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by nhlcheapshot on Apr 12, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
change = chance.
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by nhlcheapshot on Apr 12, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
What about Devils/Canucks so Luongo and Brodeur can settle who’s Canada’s #1 goalie once and for all?
Resident Capologist
luongo sucks.
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by ohshrit on Apr 12, 2010 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec’d for correctness
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by Karina on Apr 12, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I think that can be arranged
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by red army line on Apr 12, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions
#THROWTHESNAKE
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by Chemmy on Apr 12, 2010 11:52 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
RT THAT SHIT
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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 12, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Parise > Pronger
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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 12, 2010 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions
tying goal, gold medal game
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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 12, 2010 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions
yes, Chris Pronger who played the most minutes out of any canadian player in the gold medal game was the 6th best D man….??
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I say 5th best
Weber, Doughty, Keith, Neids, Pronger, Boyle, Seabrook
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Neids was nails the last couple of games, he started very poorly though
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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 12, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Really? I remember seeing an awful lot of Keith-Doughty. Could be wrong, since I haven’t actually seen a boxscore with the TOI. Either way, Pronger played an incredible game after a bit of an underwhelming tournament.
by Five Minutes For Fighting on Apr 12, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions
parise > than anyone on phillys roster.
The flyers will need Richards and Carter to bring their A game to win this series
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by Matt_Roberts on Apr 12, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I doubt I will watch one game of this series unless I am not busy and there aren’t any other hockey games on.
I voted against Philly only because they have a higher douche content than New Jersey.
If I have to see Carcillo raise the Cup, I’ll probably vomit.
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 12, 2010 5:24 PM EDT reply actions

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