I'm Wendel Clark, you're the puck
by Karina on Apr 15, 2010 7:00 AM EDT
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So yesterday I got really bored. Like, really, really bored. So I finally did it - signed Jared up for Cougar Life. Fergus30 was a great help in filling out the profile, but the icing on the cake was my answer to the question "What is your ideal fantasy role-playing" which I filled out as "I'm Wendel Clark, you're the puck."
To see the rest of his profile, click here and here.
Please help Fergus30 and I to convince Jared to actually go on a date or two with a woman from this site. If he agrees, we can all pitch in a few bucks for a one month membership ($40) and get some extra access (unpaid you only get 3 messages which you can send, and apparently can't read all of the messages that are sent to you.) C'mon, peer pressure created "Throw the Snake" - let's get some support for "Date a Cougar"!!!
Links after the jump.
- Been there, heard that
Norman James Sports has his reaction to Burke's presser. - Maple Leafs GM Brian Burke expects team to be in playoffs next season
Yeah, sure we have heard this before... but the Hockey News chose to write this stupid headline instead of the truth - Burke said "the playoffs are a reasonable goal". - Closing Thoughts
MLHS reviews Burke's end of season press conference from yesterday. - Fun Day In Toronto Sports Media
TSM reviews yesterday in Toronto Sports media: Interesting day for sure. First we had Bill Houston's blog article and then we had Brian Burke's presser, with Howard Berger's respectful attire. - Houston, We Have a Problem
I agree with Tom Benjamin's conclusion to this article about Houston/Mirtle. - 55 Gallons of Ink for Mirtle
Hockey Wilderness, a Minnesota Wild blog, was not impressed with Houston either. - 3rd Annual Pierre McGuire is a Douche Canoe Contest
Abel to Yzerman is hosting a contest that y'all might be interested in - and winning Leafs tickets is the reward! - Rock the Red? There’s An App For That.
This is rather cool - the Caps have an iPhone app. - Great moments in slithery: Fans throw snakes on Coyotes ice
Chemmy was successful!! THERE WAS A SNAKE THROWN!!!!!
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Is it weird that I kinda wanna make a fake cougarlife profile now and send seductive messages to Jared?
It is?
Oh, ok…nevermind.
why dont you just send me seductive messages here?
rowr
My Fan Base Can Beat Up Your Fan Base
by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2010 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Dear Jared
I’m an older lady looking to have a little fun. If you’re into having some fun with a girl who’s pure gold, look no further.
Pension Plan Puppets*
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J, i bet she cooks and cleans as well. Dont wait to long to call
There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"
by Matt_Roberts on Apr 15, 2010 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions
I think there’s a Jeff Ross joke here somewhere.
by The '67 Sound on Apr 15, 2010 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions
A better tagline would be, “Anyone got the number to a good vet? Because these pythons are SICK!!!!!”
HOCKEENIGHT.COM...home of FRIDAY NIGHT FIGHTS and the HOCKEENIGHT PUCKCAST!!!
that's how it started
http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2009/4/2/819439/ppp-dictionary-pythons
Article1: "I WANT HER TO BE A PRINCESS! THIS MAKES HER LOOK LIKE A SLUT!"
I’m Wendel Clark, you’re the puck.
wow
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Makes you ask yourself – “Do I go five-hole, or top shelf?”
Canada is a nation of 35 million general managers.
by Another Good Kingston Boy on Apr 15, 2010 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
The better question is, what or who is Cujo’s head nearly exploding
Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!
by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 15, 2010 9:19 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
maybe I haven’t had enough coffee this morning….but I don’t get it.
Canada is a nation of 35 million general managers.
by Another Good Kingston Boy on Apr 15, 2010 9:33 AM EDT up reply actions
sheesh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TanGOJ4eF3w
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 15, 2010 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions
At least it wasn’t “I’m Wendel Clark, you’re Mike Peluso.”
Too close for missiles, I'm switching to dead raccoons.
by puckurgently on Apr 15, 2010 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Honest opinions I’m pretty sure 100% of cougars want to know about Jared’s non-verbal oral skills and not what his interests are.
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i’ve been told I am a cunning linguist
My Fan Base Can Beat Up Your Fan Base
by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2010 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Never heard that one before. I like.
The Luck of the Irish Leaf: Because when the Irish are short on luck, at least there's tons of booze.
how you doin?
My Fan Base Can Beat Up Your Fan Base
by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2010 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions
good point
we shall make these changes today.
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Apr 15, 2010 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
PPP changes lives.
Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure! (or Twitter.) GO BRUINS! (and Wild!)
by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 15, 2010 9:28 AM EDT reply actions
YES
FIVE FOR HOWLING HAS BEEN WHITED OUT
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in non-snake-throwing articles posted above, the caps iphone app is a cool idea.
Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure! (or Twitter.) GO BRUINS! (and Wild!)
by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 15, 2010 10:01 AM EDT reply actions
yes
it’s something MLSE should do.
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Apr 15, 2010 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Leafs have an iphone app. Mostly just links to their website though.
by Leaf in Habland on Apr 15, 2010 3:34 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
You're my hero Karina!
Also, looking good Jared!
Follow me on Twitter!! I even say some relevant stuff sometimes
I wish I could quit you, Tyler Sloan! - Co-founder of the Tyler Sloan Fan Club
I always do
My Fan Base Can Beat Up Your Fan Base
by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2010 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions
No denying that haha :)
Follow me on Twitter!! I even say some relevant stuff sometimes
I wish I could quit you, Tyler Sloan! - Co-founder of the Tyler Sloan Fan Club
COUGAR CONTACT HAS BEEN MADE
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Apr 15, 2010 5:30 PM EDT reply actions
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Give er, Jared!
"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."
Albert Einstein
by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 15, 2010 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ll donate.
As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".
(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 15, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions
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